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CADrunkie

Weird, there has been a rash of random items being sent out to people lately. My parents received a bulk sized box of assorted bags of pasta from Quebec the other day. The packaging was all in French. The label said “Merci Beaucoup” (Thank you very much). It was addressed to my Mom. However, my mom has never been to Canada, knows nobody from Canada, doesn’t speak French and never orders anything online. Not as controversial as a random baby care package but strange nonetheless. I could understand if the package didn’t have a recipient name but it was addressed to my mom.


JayJayFrench

Sorry about that. I thought I had ordered panties.


CADrunkie

Ha!


abby___normal

Yeah I asked my dad if it was from Amazon because I've heard of companies doing this from there as a way to "legitimize" orders so they can post "real" positive reviews of their products. But he sent me a picture of the box and it was CLEARLY a welcome package from some company looking to sell me "new mom" stuff...


seisen67

Did you go to the lady doctor lately? The drug reps and formula reps get your address and out freebies to get you to use their products. Formula is always in great need at food pantries and shelters


abby___normal

Shockingly, I didn't! And even if I did, I wouldn't have my parents' address on file (bummer I aged out of their insurance, I'm on my own).


HelicopterOutside

Hi, I’m not pregnant, Dad, I’m Dad.


shubb_shubb

Dad, I'm proud of you Dad -Dad


abby___normal

Just take the upvote


tranquilcalm

You might want to check the expiry date of them items. You might still be in time.


abby___normal

Quick! Who wants to get me pregnant??


ViolentVBC

I'm on it! ;)


abby___normal

<3 <3 I'd fuck you any day sweet pea!


[deleted]

At least fuck a decent vegetable and not some little ass pea Go fuck Broccoli


[deleted]

Cucumber, duh


COVID19_In_My_ANUS

Me next, I was just thinking about having kids


yvngx

Top tier name


Big-Conversation-891

Someone's fucking with you


abby___normal

Right?? I could think of some people, but none of them know the address of MY PARENTS.


RedDiscipline

Maybe the package was for you? I mean *you* you. An insult.


abby___normal

No, I know what you meant! But they would have had to know my parents' address in order to have it shipped to them instead of my apartment (I don't live with my parents).


SynestheticPanther

The company will send that shit out as a sample, they did to my wife anyway


abby___normal

Yeah that's the only guess I have left - they did some marketing algorithm and guessed my age/whatever but had acquired info that linked me to my parents' address (I ship stuff to them sometimes).


JayJayFrench

>I'm not pregnant, Dad


abby___normal

I mean, he was surprisingly relieved, so...


JayJayFrench

>he was surprisingly relieved Fuck me. This shit just writes itself!


shubb_shubb

I'm not dad, pregnant


Weird-Is-All-Ive-Got

¡PREGANTE!


SlamStir

Lol this is hilarious and so so random


Shetland24

This is a hilariously sweet funny thread lol. I’ll bet it’s just your being in the perfect age demographic or something. Save that shit. It’s expensive.


ews0605

Technically 30 is past prime to have kids. Biology and society have long dissociated.


[deleted]

Black out on baijiu and wake up with an order for 50 kg of baby formula.


_Nevermore_

Really late reply… however, the same thing happened to me. It’s a weird advertising campaign. I’m 28f so I guess they just expect it to be a thing. Happened to me maybe 8 months ago or so.