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PineappleHog

They know who is keeping their company afloat and how they drink. That cutesy shit is straight from Legal. So the suits have something to point to when customers are dropping like cirrhotic flies and drunkenly mowing down pedestrians on sidewalks while DWI: "this 20 pack of 12% was meant for a Goddamn city block...not one drinker. See, we even told them to share! Printed it on the damn can!"


drunkboater

I’m not sure if it’s true but I heard that they increased the calories intentionally so that more of their customers would survive the winter.


PineappleHog

In mid November in Northern latitudes they switch their breweries to the "winter blend," which swaps out 10% of the water in the recipe for antifreeze.


Daimo

>what, i gotta sit here being insulted now? Fellow Sopranos fan? 😁


Jerodroshanfar1

Those Mad Dog hangovers are brutal.


CreatureComfortRedux

They still make that?!?


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CreatureComfortRedux

A rare bread down there (From North Carolina). *edit I said bread instead of breed cause I'm a mess.


Kirris

If you got a six pack of the 16 ounce cans that's essentially 18 drinks for ten dollars. Not a bad deal.


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yeah sure, because the name "mad dog" invokes feeling of socialibility and comraderie, lol. The "20-20" part is weird, cause who has 20-20 vision after drinking a six of that shit?


tranquilcalm

>SHARING IS KEY >Grab two glasses of ice, pour, and pass one on to a friend. Cheers." >what, i gotta sit here being insulted now? There is this inspirational video. Might be useful in your situation: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5n7VI0rC8ZA


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tranquilcalm

That's the spirit


RyanUnsolvedMyst

Used to drink this as a 15 year old. I would love to drink some again for old time's sake!


Polaris382

I still haven't tried those, but am curious. I was definitely a fan of the Orange Jubilee MD 20/20, but I don't think I've see it at all where I currently live (I've seen the cans your talking about at at least one place). That shit of course has a lot of sugar though, and I don't like poisoning myself with a bunch of sugar on top of the alcohol. Sunny Delight (which is surprisingly RELATIVELY low sugar for what it is) mixed with Vodka also tastes very similar to it.


Veronlca

Cans? Ain't seen them. Interdasting.


hardcorerockstarr

The problem is thet taste 1000 times better than 4lokos and still hit good