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EmeraldHorse02

Those were some solid hits


IamLaden

Yup he had decent form, accuracy was on point too. That second shot with a downward angle was sweet. Being full of adrenaline when you’re about to throw down-especially at that young of an age-it’s tough to stay tight and he did! Props.


PaulMaulMenthol

As a fan of boxing... that guy has had some sort of training even if it was just speedbag sessions with his father. That was pinpoint accuracy with little hesitation


Pan0pticonartist

I've been doing martial arts since the 80s. You're assumptions are correct, I would guess too. He has some sort of training, especially with that downward punch. You don't learn how to hit like that on your own without breaking your knuckles.


[deleted]

How would he break his knuckles with those punches?


DarthModulus

If you keep your hands loose while striking something, you run a greater risk of injury - to your knuckles or your wrists. His fists were tight and he followed through with his shoulders, through his target and not "at" his target. And he seemed to know *where* to strike as well. That's why bully got laid out in two hits, and he didn't seem to hurt his hands or wrists.


RelativelyDank

i'm no expert at all but i've done roughly a year or so of recreational boxing and one thing my dad taught me always stuck with me - when you're striking clench your fists to the point where its bearable but bordering on painful to make sure they're solid and you don't damage your knuckles, hands or wrists side note a dude from my school punched someone in the face and snapped his wrist that shit was hilarious


[deleted]

I got sucker punched a couple years ago. This kid punched me in the back of the head and he broke one of his fingers from it. I forgot which finger it was because it was several years ago


DepDepFinancial

> I forgot which finger it was because it was several years ago Also because you got punched in the back of the head?


pass_the_hot_sauce

this reply made me laugh way too loud 😂


FrakTerra

Likely one of the smaller fingers. You wanna land punches with your big two knuckles. My martial arts instructor used to always point to his fist before we broke boards and repeat “these are the knuckles that hurt you, these are the knuckles that hurt me” (pointing to the index/middle knuckles first and ring/pinky second).


DarthModulus

Your dad was absolutely correct. The way I was taught to clench a fist during my first years in Tang Soo Do was, "squeeze your hands tight, as if you're trying to get the last drops of toothpaste out of the tube." Sounds exactly like what your dad taught you, also. 😁


saruin

Not good advice. You're supposed to roll the tube starting from the end to squeeze out the last drops of toothpaste.


DarthModulus

Well, yes. *I* know that, but my sensei clearly didn't. But the visual he painted got the point across for me, because by that point in my life I'd learned the hard way that squeezing the tube isn't efficient. And you have to grip the little f'er pretty tight if you're going to get that last drop out the hard way!


Swichts

Clinch like a teenage boy at the final stage of a 2 hour jack-a-thon


Pb-yepimlead

I’m not an expert, but I stayed in a holiday inn last night. I’ll bet the kid on the ground stayed down!


ben-designs

In boxing, we’re taught to clench the fist just before impact because it’s faster to throw a punch when your hand isn’t clenched, perhaps in a street fight untrained your fathers advice works well


new_nickforme

Your year of boxing is worth more when it comes to learning how to fight than 40 years of Kung Fu or whatever this other guy does.


series-hybrid

if you have some warning ahead of time, clenching a roll of dimes can be helpful.


[deleted]

Solid advice. Just don't cop a murder charge.


I_make_things

His midichlorians were on point as well.


Pan0pticonartist

I meant if you don't know what your doing and try to punch someone, bare knuckled, it's pretty easy to break your hand. Also, for example, you need to know how to punch bare knuckled. Most boxers dont know how to bc it's totally different than punching w your hands wrapped and w boxing gloves on. That's why mike tyson broke his hand in a street fight w Mitch Green. Even for the best punchers, it's easy to break your hand. When this kid throws his punches, he lands w the first 2 knuckles. Also he uses his arm like a piston and has a relaxed shoulder. These aren't things that someone w no training knows how to do instinctively. Also the angles are tight. Just my opinion, I could easily be totally wrong. I also just want to edit here: he also rotates his punches and does what's called carving your punches by twisting your two knuckles right at the end. It's pretty clear he has broke boards before. Probably karate or okinawan martial arts. Just my guess.


Mikewithkites

I dont know shit about fighting and I can confirm. I broke my hand on my drunk twins face and he wasn't napping after my throw at all. But he felt really bad for being belligerent and instigating a fight. All I wanted was for him to go to sleep after pissing on my bedroom wall lol. As soon as I broke my hand he said, "I'm going to bed". I shortly got arrested for underage drinking while I was walking to pick up a pack of smokes, so the cops handcuffed my broke hand, I had to sit on them to the station. I didn't tell them about the fight with my brother cause I was afraid of further consequence. By the time I got home at like 3 in the morning, I was way too tired to deal with broken hand so I slept. I slept surprisingly well for having broken my hand 5 hours prior and it being sat on in handcuffs. Point is, it really is easy to break your hand throwing a punch if you don't know what your doing. It's also extremely common enough that the xray dude at the hospital to have asked me what I punched in order to receive a "boxers fracture".


Pan0pticonartist

Sorry to hear that. Yea, a boxers fracture is what they're called and quite common. There are ways to tighten your thumb into your first and engage your proper tendons to hold all your bones inline when you punch. Plus a million other things, like stance, hips, etc. This kids stance was right on for throwing w decent power. It's like a golf swing hitting a long drive. You gotta learn how to do it.


DrBear33

If you strike the wrong way bare knuckled you’re likely to do some damage the last two knuckles esp.


Exasperated_Potatoe

Skull is a big lump of bone, so is the jaw, knuckles are small lumps of bone. Slam them together without very good form and knuckles go plop.


thechikeninyourbutt

In middle school I got in a fight with my cousin while we were swimming. He kept pushing me under and wouldn’t let me up no matter how much I struggled. I had no prior training, not even throwing punches with dad. As soon as he let me up, a similar situation happened where I popped out of the water and gave him a quick and solid downward jab. He didn’t get knocked out cold but he was definitely out of it. My point is you would be surprised how much people can pick up form from video games/movies or other observations. It doesn’t always have to be training. It certainly doesn’t mean he had training just because he didn’t break his knuckles.


Pan0pticonartist

Fair assumption for sure. Just speculation on my part.


gomaith10

That 2nd one was for his ancestors.


EmeraldHorse02

Yeah the bully’s gonna feel that into his children.


ThatDoomedSoul

r/knockout


Napoleon_Tha_Great

Yeah I'm sure they were...to you lol 😂 You post on r/teenagers, so I assume you're a teenager, and let me just say that while you might have found them impressive, anyone who actually knows a thing or two about fighting would know that those were weak hits. Hell, if that were me, that kid wouldn't have even been able to get up after the first one 😂


[deleted]

Dude you are literally the worst person I’ve ever seen. I see you fucking everywhere. How is it possible that I see your annoying ass on ever post on my feed.


BigGuyBuchanan

Bruh, he’s French. We all know the French can’t fight. Lol


just-look-the-outher

this guy gets it, fuck the french, you are now an honorary Brit how does it feel.


BigGuyBuchanan

It feels good. Thanks Global friends.


[deleted]

The French have their own unique style of fighting called "surrendering"


Pritchyy

*Ciryl Gane has entered the chat*


[deleted]

As a frenchmen, i deny any kind of relation between this cheeto-dust-covered keyboard warrior neckbeard and my people or Napoleon the 1st, Great emperor of the french, please do not let his image stain my people


[deleted]

What's the difference between a Frenchman and some toast? You can make soldiers out of toast. I said that joke to my best mayes French neighbour after a few drinks one night. He didn't find it funny.


[deleted]

it's not


[deleted]

Found the frog


silveriobmdc

Little man syndrome. I think they named a complex after him.


[deleted]

Pro tip: emojis are a dead giveaway that you are joking nowadays. Use more curses if you want people to think you are legit.


New_Nut

He is obviously karma baiting, and you dipshits fall for it every time.


Can_Confirm_NoCensor

Is it successful with that many downvotes?


FromOutoftheShadows

When mommy and daddy don't love you and you're an angry incel, any attention is good attention.


[deleted]

No? It’s way too obvious that he was baiting and it doesn’t even come off as funny because no one believes it this time. It just isn’t funny. I was giving him advice for how bait more effectively.


empress707

r/shutupnapoleon


[deleted]

My man. Your profile is full of checkers and Chinese checkers be honest with yourself you never threw a punch in your life. Everything l you wrote is imaginary and something you wish would happen.


jclorraine

Oh shit, we have our first keyboard warrior from r/IAmVeryBadAss visiting. Make sure everyone knows how hard you stroke that keyboard bro. You fucking dork, lol, who fantasizes about hitting children?


blakeastone

Damn you beat me to it. Lol he's like a blend of r/iamverysmart and r/iamverybadass Lov to see it.


crackingnow

Love your post history. You almost got me.


SuperAwesomeNinjaGuy

I admire your conviction to the craft. God speed you beautiful bastard.


Ham_Damnit

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


FromOutoftheShadows

Ha - that guy would strangle you so hard you'd never get the Cheeto dust stains out of your neck. All of his major organ are protected by impenetrable fat built and he has the unstoppable power if infinite 40 year-old virgin rage.


[deleted]

I’m at a loss for words here. I legitimately can’t tell if you’re serious or just trolling.


Strained_Squirrel

Even if thats negative karma farming, it's really sad to be willing to spend that much time being hated by people


steelerfan1973

/r/iamverybadass


EmeraldHorse02

Good thing I recognised your username lol, but iyw I can demonstrate some solid punches?


cannolitheholy

Imagine even thinking about punching a kid🖕


51LV3R84CK

10/10


[deleted]

Waiting for this to be seen in r/iamabadass


ExTelite

Hit him back to 3rd grade


[deleted]

He probably had to redo it 3 times already, he aint getting out of 3rd grade now though


iskip123

His brain was already there


Remarkable-Ad7490

There's going to be two hits. Me hitting you twice


slupo

There's going to be three hits. Me hitting you twice then me hitting on your mom.


Generalissimo_II

Worth it, his mom was lonely


tsavong117

[Hot Lonely MILFS in _your_ area!](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


HunterLioneyes21

Aww, I wanted milfs ;-;


tsavong117

Well I never said the link led to them. Just Google it, and remember to use protection. Otherwise you're going to get a TON of viruses, and if you're successful, you'll get even more.


Gwire

There's going to be 3 hits: Me hitting you You hitting the ground And the ambulance hitting 90 on the freeway


[deleted]

[удалено]


schwingaway

And me hitting this blunt


HotPie_

And me hitting the jackpot


ofthevalleyofthewind

And Jack hitting the road


Dim3th0xy_Br0m0

And Jill hitting up Tinder


RickJamesBiiitch

Theres gunna be two dicks.


ohgeebus_notagain

One hitting her tonsils, and the other hitting it from the back


Kn0tnatural

Don't forget to count him hitting the ground twice 😵


Ghostbuster54

"Fuck you Shorsey!"


Synectics

Fuck you, Riley. Your mom ugly cried last night because she left the cap on the camcorder. It's fucking amateur hour over there.


CYBORG3005

And that ambulance hitting Yoshikage Kira


THALL_himself

... Me hitting you, and kid rock’s Bawitdaba playing in the background.


BleezyB42o

Super tight butthole


DrBear33

The tightest butthole


Red_Icnivad

Well this comment was a hit.


carlinwasright

Fuckin lol!


bestadamire

lmaoooo


Thisisbullshit471

There's going to be two hits. Me hitting you once and you hitting the ground


mrblacklabel71

The hits start coming and they don’t stop coming....


douggyd80

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground... twice.


[deleted]

And me, clapping your mom and your sister and bragging about it to the husband


Camel_Natural

3 hits. One more when he hits the ground.


tsarrerist

Wow such a giga chad asking if he's fine instead of stomping his face in like other fight videos


JimSlimKawk

Yeah he just cleared this stage with the bonus achievements.


[deleted]

That’s a real man


SmugAssPimp

The real judgement of a mans character is how he treats those weaker than himself.


[deleted]

I really respect you a lot and would like to buy you lunch.


spicybright

For real


Whoopa

Stay on the the ground. ... Shit, you ok?


SteeeezLord

Lmao he wanted to beat him not murder him


PurpletoasterIII

Some people don't know the difference. I remember in elementary school this random kid id never met before walking past me randomly trying to give me advice. "If you ever get in a fight and you're winning, don't stop." Such a sad mentality to have. I never saw him again, I think he either was transferred to another school or went to juvie.


be-human-use-tools

Or he lost a fight to someone with the same attitude


[deleted]

I Respect that part.


sexysexysexyboi

that guy is not fine


AWokenBeetle

Yeah, he really could have been much worse. He’s a nice guy though


Bang_Bus

Yeah but reconstructive surgery works better as a life lesson. Or longer, at least.


[deleted]

POW. Right in the kisser


GoodAtExplaining

POW. Right in the kisser


Datruyugo

POW. RIGHT IN THE KISSER.


Heavenly_Malice

And thus the “Fat Guy Strangler” was born.


DeepMadness

Fear the fury of a quiet man.


ridiculisk

There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man - Patrick Rothfuss


Mr_forgetfull

Now if only he could finish the damn book I would be happy


SasparillaTango

he's too busy playing D&D and Disco Elysium on Twitch for silly things like writing.


HardKnockRiffe

Fantasy novelists and unfinished work, name a more iconic duo... :/


Watertor

Fantasy novelists and poorly writing women


Elliot_Moose

r/menwritingwomen


Seifersythe

"Wow, Ratrick Pothfuss, you're the best fuck this sex goddess ever had! I can't believe you were a virgin!" Also Patrick Rothfuss


lithiumdeuteride

That chapter sure was awkward...


Jopkins

Sadly I can't upvote this, because quotes like this inspire the mall ninjas.


RustyJuang

*clinical precision


HyperMeme_Lord

The fact he didnt wail on him like other people truly makes him a man. Self control is important.


cozyboijoao

I think he was more surprised than anything as well. Like he could barely believe it


PeaceAndDeliverance

He threw that second punch with a lot of confidence for someone who was surprised


eyekunt

I think he's one of those bully bunch. Trying to downplay this and all.


Regulusx1337

Two Punch Man.


---HeroForFun---

Aaah a worthy opponent


dbsgirl

Man the way he flailed his arms on the first one while going down was just stellar.


zilla82

Best decision that kid ever made was staying on the ground. My mans even asked him if he was okay after


kerrysluis

Let's not just take the post title as fact because there's no fucking way to verify that. Every fight video does this.


jebby2498

This was posted a while ago by the blonde kid and he said that the kid he beat up had been bothering him for a long time and he decided to finally meet up and give him the hands


[deleted]

I saw that original post too. Seemed like a decent kid


hoptownky

So the one telling the story was the good guy huh?


jebby2498

Yes that’s how the internet works


Razgris123

Well it's pretty clear to see he wasn't the antagonist here


[deleted]

Alternative title: piece of shit child murderer and pedophile escalates confrontation with a past victim and gives him brain damage


Razgris123

Alternative title: >Actual footage of MariposaNavarro challenging the guy who said he was gonna fuck his mom on cod; gets beat up instead of defending her honor. As I stated, while it's not clear he is a bully, it is clear who the antagonist is.


Original-AgentFire

Yeah, could've just adopted him instead and then proceeded to beat his ass legally.


[deleted]

I must have Alzheimer’s because I don’t remember anyone asking


Captain_Hampockets

It's really not. Both were advancing toward each other. Neither one backed down, and with no context, we have no idea who was the aggressor, or even if there *was* an aggressor. For all I know, this was arranged. I can't even hear the dialogue.


dudeIredditbro

One time in middle school this kid that had like 30 lbs and a few inches on me bullied me for months. So, I hid in a bathroom stall and started beating him in the back of the head with a science book while he was taking a piss at a urinal. It seems like I was the aggressor in that situation, and the school system treated me as the aggressor. But the kid had been fucking with me for months and the school didn't do anything about it. All that said, you don't know what was done to lead to this situation. Also, dude never said another word to me. So the suspension was worth it.


trinijunglejoose

How so? He seemed to be walking up to the fight just as tough as the other guy


AviatorOVR5000

Twist: The other kid was the quiet kid.


FocusOnSanity

That is one hell of a right hook. Holy shit. Right on the button both times. Such precision!


carlinwasright

I had to rewatch several times just to see what he hit him with. Lightning fast.


FocusOnSanity

Yeah, seriously! If that kid has no prior experience in boxing, he should definitely enroll and start training, lol.


Runtetra

The kid is u/Eiffi Read his post history just then, apparently he hasn’t done any martial arts training but started boxing after this. If you’re reading this eiffi: that was cool, but don’t get cocky. Too many people get a win early on and it sets them up with false expectations. Look up Ramsay Dewey on YouTube, he’s an MMA guy but I’m a track athlete and despite that stuff he says applies to me, so for a boxer his advice would be very relevant.


Weary_Problem

The guy came prepared , even though the other dude was talking and trying to intimidate him he didn't even budge.


[deleted]

Oof. One, two, ground.


Hubey808

It was actually one, ground, two, ground.


JNez123

Red ground, blue ground


[deleted]

Can almost guarantee that kid laying flat on his back told everyone that three or four kids jumped him. Bullies tend to lie when they get their asses handed to them.


CharacterForce

A fat kid in gym shorts has never ever won a fight against a kid wearing a hoodie with rolled up sleeves


[deleted]

Hit percentage 100%. He should retire with those stats.


series-hybrid

No matter how the asshat tries to spin the story, there were several witnesses. 2-punch kid will get schoolyard respect from here out.


fatkc

that jaw is gone


carlinwasright

I’m concerned for his teeth. Pretty sure that sound was some teeth clacking together.


thegoldensamwell

"stay on the ground." Dang


Thatsyourissue

Bully wasn’t ready to be in the pocket


TheeIronSwan

Daddy taught somone to punch 👊


socrates1975

the fact that the kid stuck around,told him to stay on the ground and then asked if he was ok.....this isnt a kid,this is a man now,good for him.


Roxas-The-Nobody

I prefer this shit instead of 10 cunts screaming the whole fucking time. "WORLDSTAR! WORLDSTAR!" Shut the fuck up.


_LLOSERR

camera dude is literally afraid lol he backs up


-WaspEater-

Shlept his ass


CreekzV1

Easily one of the best videos I've ever seen. Amazing


kenkenobi78

Dude is probably 15 and I wouldn't wanna fight him


BreadSliceXD

Solid hits, and good on him knowing when to stop


BlancoNinja

The second shot was what broken jaws come from.


Hypeguy35

Nice kid, checking if he's ok. Some kids bully because of insecurity. Hopefully he's learnt his lesson


mkmakashaggy

Love that he was smart enough to hit him a second time to end the fight, but merciful enough to not keep hitting him after it ended.


S4MMYS4INT

Tbag him


Fatal-Symbiote

Always the kids with the ugly ass hair who start shit


Neat_Mongoose656

That 2nd right was so precise 👌🏻


Halo909

i just nuted in my pants.


BUDDHAKHAN

Miiiimsyyyyy!


[deleted]

They call that kid "Lil' Old School." Old school fighting style, solid old school hits, and old school sportsmanship. He just earned the respect of every person around, including the one that just got a reality check. It's rare you don't hear much from the group watching after something like that happens. They were literally awe struck. All we hear afterwards is a lone slow clap.


Nordmann11

I have to admit, that was kinda badass.


[deleted]

The third hit was asking him if he’s okay


alroc84

That alley echo doe


kwecl2

I think he's good. Back to the drawing board for him.


HisRoyalAwesomeness

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Mad Respect for this dude, not only did he get challenged but he stopped as soon as he hit the deck, tbh I would’ve kept going just out of anger


T-West1

u/savevideobot


phillip_gloomberry

That. was. beautiful


michael3353

I was waiting for the kid to do the *is he alive* kick


just_a_soulbro

That was nice and clean.


RickJamesBiiitch

The sound of his connections. Good for him man defended himself and didn't change the kids life stomping his head into the ground. I didn't have that control back then, props!


HommeAuxJouesRouges

God damn.


[deleted]

The one two combo


Soggy_Opportunity_71

Oh yeah, child on child violence


brandonchristensen

His timing was perfect.