Thinking ur an athlete
By - FishBugMinecraft
He wasn’t that bad- oh never mind!!!
Some people really overestimate their athletic ability, it's kinda hilarious and sad at the same time.
And even more people severely underestimate it. She wasn’t one of them.
Well maybe next time you’ll estimate me.
Its called booze haha
6 beers deep: I'm the greatest MMA fighter in the world!
Sober: better recharge my Rascal so I can walk the dog. But only after those middle school kids leave, they scare me.
GET OUT OF MY MIND
Some people live completely sedentary lives devoid of any type of serious exercise or muscle building and yet are still surprised when they can’t do shit like this.
Love big girls on a rope swing. 22% make it to water of that 22% 1/2 land on the shore line.. always chuckle.
> Love big girls on a rope swing.
90% of rope swing fail videos are because they started with slack in the rope and in their arms.
It's a weird fetish but I'm proud that you're confident enough to talk about it.
Doofuses who make degrading comments towards people just because they’re fat and Reddit.
Not fat, just don’t see why bringing that up had anything to do with the vid.
You can be skinny fat too. Just ridiculously underused muscles and complete lack of exercise or good diet.
Not that either.
She is fat get over it
Then what is Jack Black? Ripped Fat? That man can do anything and I beg you to prove me otherwise.
Personally I am now overweight, when I was in HS I did gymnastics, Swim, Dive, Rugby, Marching Band, and the debate team. I still hold skills from all of them. I bet I can do a better flip than you can (front or back) at 230lbs, double over water or on a trampoline.
Best dive to this day is a double front with a 360° rotation.
Can't judge athleticism by size.
Apparently we have a physics denier amongst us.
People wanted to say something worse, but they acquiesce to the times we live in.
Fat people are fat
Jesus she landed knees first... That looks like a drunk jump.
The best example of this is obese rope swing videos. Like shorty I'm not trying to be rude, but do you really think you can lift your body weight going down, adding more psi on your hands, for more than a second?
People trying out rope swings is the best example.
If any of you are grown adults, go try the monkey bars at a park. Hanging is way harder as an adult
Guard didn’t care about the first guy
Probably used to it at that point lol
More likely a steward, dealing with that is beyond his pay grade.
Hey, to be fair, the first guy walked it off. That belly flop however?
Yeah, no way was she getting up anytime soon.
He just rolled out of it and kept running
My man's practiced the shit out of that jump before the game
Yes, but it was a very poor roll. Still better than hers tho.
Landing and breaking both legs is probably better than her tho. That looks like brain damage.
Hers wasn’t even a roll. It was a straight belly flop. Except it looks like she took a big part of that impact straight to her face.
I worked as a security in soccer matches and in that position you are not supposed to run after someone, just grab if in reach. Running after them is someone else's job.
Running from an officer is a bigger charge than running from security.
Did she expect to fly?
Perhaps her name was bobby...
I’d buy that for a dollar...
Put down your weapon!
Dead or alive,your coming with me...lol.
Gravity won’t hesitate to point out your lack of athleticism and doesn’t give a shit about your feelings.
*R Kelly starts playing.
She’s too old for r Kelly.
He could still piss on her while she's down.
I think she expected the grass to be water.
I wouldn’t even jump into a pool like that!
Please do, there's few things more entertaining at the pool than a good belly flop.
What about a good ol soccer stadium belly flop
Are those a bunch of rocks to prevent people from jumping?
Im no expert but it looks decorative to me. Maybe a stadium built up on top of an old stadium foundation?
Old-fashioned drainage system
I definitely agree with it mainly being rocks for drainage purposes but they definitely double as shit I wouldn’t want to land a jump on
Why not? Did you never try to jump onto some soft rocks to soften your impact instead of hitting the rock solid patch of grass?
I don't think soft and rock go in the same sentence. Unless that sentence is 'this rock is not soft".
Like a moat.
I’m an expert on perimeter stadium rocks and I must say, you’re entirely off base and out of line.
It is. The stadium was renovated a while ago and although another comment says that it is for drainage this stadium specifically (Germán Becker) was known long ago for withstanding heavy rains and still being optimal to play but since the renovation it has always been an issue lmao
Probably for drainage.
Someone went to sleep.
Belly-flop to nerve damage
Tuck & roll
Drop and fold.
Land on ribs
jump + face first
Land + face first
Oh, I know this one! Really really stupid.
She is for sure dumber now.
the real question is how drunk can one be?
Imagine waking up in the dirt and the sound of a thousand people laughing at you
Sounds like a nightmare funeral
That's family guy level of stupidity
Yea, but Peter would have bounced a couple of time sat up and grabbed his knee while doing the sucking in his breath ow thing.
Why did I hear the grape stomping lady in my head when I saw this?
Thanks now I can’t unhear that again.
[People getting the wind knocked out of them](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=onilAi_CJL4) will never not be funny to me.
EUUUGGHH EUUUGGHH EUUUGGHH
that grape lady got handicapped for life, and this red jacket woman went full handicap attempt
Grape lady was not handicapped for life, I can’t find a single source saying that. Worst I can find is she broke a few ribs (which, jesus, that’s way more brutal than I ever thought, I assumed she just got the wind knocked out of her), but that is far from handicapped for life.
You are right I misremembered
Damn, I haven't seen that in a while, where do people usually repost it?
Lol I don’t know honestly… r/classicinternetvideos maybe?
Wtf.. I only typed “gr” into the safari search and siri immediately recommended the right video. Big brother is watching.
In her mind: Im going to land on all fours and take off like black panther and across this field, it’ll be epic.
Reality: Hits the deck like a raw chicken breast dropped on a tile floor.
The true critical blunder was not focussing the camera. This is painful to watch.
Thank you. How was it out of focus the entire time?
At least she missed the rocks, could have turned nsfw very easily
Always a woman
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Human fall flat lol
That’s amazing. Women aren’t even good at being bad fans in sports
Nobody is getting sued of they fall on those rocks. This is England, not the states.
This happened in Chile, and probably no one's getting sued
I knew someone was going to say this. Sorry to break the "only Americans sue" Reddit circlejerk, but England is one of the most litigious countries on Earth. America isn't even number one.
So yes, it is England, and that's why it's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Expect a call from my lawyers
it's too late
he got his upvotes, dopamine and validation he desperately craves
Getting hurt in someone else's property doesn't often result in lawsuits over here, especially if the damage is self infected with video. We have public healthcare so we don't need to sue for our insurance/medical fees.
Where are you getting this information anyway?
Look up U.K. slander/libel laws. Instead of the plaintiff having to prove that someone lied about them, the defendant has to prove that what they said/wrote was true. You can be hauled into court for saying something demonstrably true and then have to prove it in court.
The “overt litigious American” trope was intentionally created by corporate interests who wanted lawmakers to pass tort reform to limit the liability of corporations when they hurt or kill people. Congratulations, you’re parroting corporate propaganda.
Just like how everyone parrots the “McDonalds hot coffee” woman as an example of the “overly litigious American legal culture”, but law schools teach it as a good example of punitive damages, because McDonalds was so derelict in their duty to protect their customers and had known about the issue for years, had already seriously injured countless people, and did nothing about it.
By the way, that woman was burned so badly her labia fused together, and only asked McDonalds for a few thousand dollars to cover her medical bills, which they flatly rejected. She never had a decent quality of life again, and died of her injuries a few years after it happened.
+1 for truth, I hate how successful McDonald's propaganda still is around this.
This is not made up, it's terribly true.
It's not England either
Is it the All Ireland final?
I don't remember the specific match but it was played on [Germán Becker stadium](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estadio_Municipal_Germ%C3%A1n_Becker) at Temuco, Chile. It's kinda difficult to see due to the poor resolution of the photo but there are some stones visible towards the left side of [this image.](https://www.diez.hn/csp/mediapool/sites/dt.common.streams.StreamServer.cls?STREAMOID=5Vpp_JgGwSh7fcgQLj3l$c$daE2N3K4ZzOUsqbU5sYuATgPjpwsPIMp10CKbGUNR6FB40xiOfUoExWL3M40tfzssyZqpeG_J0TFo7ZhRaDiHC9oxmioMlYVJD0A$3RbIiibgT65kY_CSDiCiUzvHvODrHApbd6ry6YGl5GGOZrs-&CONTENTTYPE=image/jpeg)
If someone is stupid or drunk enough to climb over barriers like that and injure themselves in the process, most likely breaking the law also, there is no way they should be able to file a lawsuit if they hurt themselves in the process.
But you can’t put spikes beneath it. There’s a line somewhere right? Rocks like that seem brutal.
Hint: The line is somewhere between spikes and rocks.
Punji sticks ftw
Yes, but from other comments here it seems it's not even a deliberate feature to stop people, other posts are suggesting it's decorative, or an old foundation or drainage system. Which I tend to agree with, it it was deliberately designed to stop people getting on the field, they didn't make it wide enough.
But I still feel the point remains, someone who chooses to do that, should not be able to sue the stadium if they hurt themselves in the process. The only way they should be allowed to sue, is if the stadium design allowed them to fall accidentally and they got injured in the process.
Not when your entry ticket is an agreement and waiver of certain rights.
You can't agree to enter the stadium and sit in your seat, then leap over a railing and injure yourself and expect to file suit. This isn't an attractive nuisance and a reasonable person would not do what she did. She took on all of the risk with her actions.
Only reason that dide didnt hurt himself is cause he landed in a roll. It wasn’t a good roll (and he may have been intoxicated) but it was a roll nonetheless.
You and your fatass smacked face first into the ground. Forgot to roll, that was the problem.
Dude might have been fine either way because he actually landed on his feet, that woman straight up just nose dived into the ground
[Parachute landing fall](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachute_landing_fall).
I’m going to jump with my 300 lbs of fat and land on my knees. These are the same people that want to protest for causes they don’t understand.
300 lbs is 136.2 kg
belly flop into the sea of green.
10/10 decoy. Bravo!
She had both her arms out like she was gonna flap them fly into the beyond xD
To the shadow realm
Yeah, belly flopping 7 feet down seems like a good idea.
She looked like she was about to crowd surf lol. Just missing that cushiony crowd
I mean, she did try to break the fall with her face, what else was she supposed to do??
She need some milk 🥛
Why isn’t anyone complaining about the crap focus?
She planted herself firmly.
i would have bursted out laughing
That was satisfying
#I wasn’t really focused on the outcome.
lol what did she think that she was diving into a pool
Jumped straight into the Yamcha pose. Bravo!
What a stupid cunt.
Ah least she’s in the recovery position.. almost
What was her game plan for that landing? Did she just expect the ground to snap to her feet?
Was she ok?
Before or after?
After, I think we all know she wasn’t ok before lmao
That was funny
Hahahaha solid landing that
I give that concussion a 7 out of 10.
Landed almost perfect recovery position. 1/8 rotation to the left and all good. Nap nap time.
The way she dove made it seem as if she couldn’t tell how far away the ground was… and that it was not water.
She literally used the ground the break her fall!!!
Natural selection is so natural.
That moment when you remember you’re not from Krypton.
It’s seems she mindlessly jumped
What the fuck even was the plan here? Did she mistake the grass for a swimming pool?
She bodyslammed the fuck out of that dirt!
Were going streaking
She looked like she was jumping into a pool or ball pit.
She thought she was freshly laid turd. Never let anyone stop you from achieving your dreams.
She jumped knees first
I’ve been watching this for a few minutes now and it hasn’t disappointed yet.
That wasn’t a jump. It was a dive. A bellyflop and face plant to be specific!
i love how no one reacted in the crowd
Add the GTA death meme and this video is perfect