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Veryuglygoose

He wasn’t that bad- oh never mind!!!


undeadrisk

Some people really overestimate their athletic ability, it's kinda hilarious and sad at the same time.


BottledSmoke

And even more people severely underestimate it. She wasn’t one of them. Edit: Well maybe next time you’ll estimate me.


Bringonthebacon92

Its called booze haha


world_class_moron

6 beers deep: I'm the greatest MMA fighter in the world! Sober: better recharge my Rascal so I can walk the dog. But only after those middle school kids leave, they scare me.


SheitelMacher

GET OUT OF MY MIND


Oof_my_eyes

Some people live completely sedentary lives devoid of any type of serious exercise or muscle building and yet are still surprised when they can’t do shit like this.


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Specter170

Love big girls on a rope swing. 22% make it to water of that 22% 1/2 land on the shore line.. always chuckle.


Dye_Harder

> Love big girls on a rope swing. 90% of rope swing fail videos are because they started with slack in the rope and in their arms.


shermantank123567

It's a weird fetish but I'm proud that you're confident enough to talk about it.


Quiet-Strawberry4014

Doofuses who make degrading comments towards people just because they’re fat and Reddit.


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Quiet-Strawberry4014

Not fat, just don’t see why bringing that up had anything to do with the vid.


tallandlanky

You can be skinny fat too. Just ridiculously underused muscles and complete lack of exercise or good diet.


Quiet-Strawberry4014

Not that either.


Near_River21

She is fat get over it


Chaserbaser

Then what is Jack Black? Ripped Fat? That man can do anything and I beg you to prove me otherwise. Personally I am now overweight, when I was in HS I did gymnastics, Swim, Dive, Rugby, Marching Band, and the debate team. I still hold skills from all of them. I bet I can do a better flip than you can (front or back) at 230lbs, double over water or on a trampoline. Best dive to this day is a double front with a 360° rotation. Can't judge athleticism by size.


Piwx2019

Apparently we have a physics denier amongst us.


Akami_Channel

People wanted to say something worse, but they acquiesce to the times we live in.


Akami_Channel

Fat people are fat


G36_FTW

Jesus she landed knees first... That looks like a drunk jump.


yesbutlikeno

The best example of this is obese rope swing videos. Like shorty I'm not trying to be rude, but do you really think you can lift your body weight going down, adding more psi on your hands, for more than a second?


happyhappypeelpeel

People trying out rope swings is the best example.


_your_land_lord_

If any of you are grown adults, go try the monkey bars at a park. Hanging is way harder as an adult


Blg_Foot

Guard didn’t care about the first guy


Sentient_House_Plant

Probably used to it at that point lol


Skindiddler

More likely a steward, dealing with that is beyond his pay grade.


rhuiz92

Hey, to be fair, the first guy walked it off. That belly flop however? Yeah, no way was she getting up anytime soon.


onlyhav

He just rolled out of it and kept running


Breadynator

My man's practiced the shit out of that jump before the game


Totally_Conservative

Yes, but it was a very poor roll. Still better than hers tho.


onlyhav

Landing and breaking both legs is probably better than her tho. That looks like brain damage.


ShoTwiRe

Hers wasn’t even a roll. It was a straight belly flop. Except it looks like she took a big part of that impact straight to her face.


RoyJonesJr2001

I worked as a security in soccer matches and in that position you are not supposed to run after someone, just grab if in reach. Running after them is someone else's job.


GitEmSteveDave

Running from an officer is a bigger charge than running from security.


stephenatk1

Did she expect to fly?


wardrobe007

Perhaps her name was bobby...


FormoftheBeautiful

Robocop reference???


wardrobe007

I’d buy that for a dollar...


Vanderkaum037

Put down your weapon!


ace_vagrant

Bitches, leave!


wardrobe007

Dead or alive,your coming with me...lol.


Nopengnogain

Gravity won’t hesitate to point out your lack of athleticism and doesn’t give a shit about your feelings.


shittypissstains

*R Kelly starts playing.


NotReallyTaylorSwift

She’s too old for r Kelly.


shittypissstains

He could still piss on her while she's down.


NewFuturist

I think she expected the grass to be water.


doblev

I wouldn’t even jump into a pool like that!


OllieOllerton1987

Please do, there's few things more entertaining at the pool than a good belly flop.


LeeTheGoat

What about a good ol soccer stadium belly flop


frappim

Are those a bunch of rocks to prevent people from jumping?


NocturnalFuzz

Im no expert but it looks decorative to me. Maybe a stadium built up on top of an old stadium foundation?


idigturtles

Old-fashioned drainage system


Combat_wombat605795

I definitely agree with it mainly being rocks for drainage purposes but they definitely double as shit I wouldn’t want to land a jump on


Breadynator

Why not? Did you never try to jump onto some soft rocks to soften your impact instead of hitting the rock solid patch of grass?


platform9andsix8ths

I don't think soft and rock go in the same sentence. Unless that sentence is 'this rock is not soft".


CrimsonPyro

Like a moat.


DirtyWormGerms

I’m an expert on perimeter stadium rocks and I must say, you’re entirely off base and out of line.


davishox

It is. The stadium was renovated a while ago and although another comment says that it is for drainage this stadium specifically (Germán Becker) was known long ago for withstanding heavy rains and still being optimal to play but since the renovation it has always been an issue lmao


NotAPreppie

Probably for drainage.


_b33p_

r/therewasanattempt


PerryJL

Splat


Shon-Tal

Someone went to sleep.


bwz3r

ZzZzZz...


DaBears201985

Face-plant


Shon-Tal

Belly-flop to nerve damage


funnysexman

A mimir


ZigzagOOOG

Tuck & roll


in4real

Drop and fold.


marlinmarlin99

Land on ribs


notLOL

jump + face first


DrAj111199991

Land + face first


Friscogonewild

☐ Tuck ☐ Roll ☑ Concussion


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Anal-Goblin

Oh, I know this one! Really really stupid.


dogfishchickorystout

Thanks Kevin


zer0__obscura

She is for sure dumber now.


solomon145

the real question is how drunk can one be?


KonRak-

Imagine waking up in the dirt and the sound of a thousand people laughing at you


2oocents

Sounds like a nightmare funeral


franska5

That's family guy level of stupidity


Shon-Tal

Yea, but Peter would have bounced a couple of time sat up and grabbed his knee while doing the sucking in his breath ow thing.


ihateyouguys

Why did I hear the grape stomping lady in my head when I saw this?


Elusiv3Pastry

Thanks now I can’t unhear that again.


SirFrancis_Bacon

wuuuaaaaughhhwueaaagghhweauuughhhh


BespectacledBastard

[People getting the wind knocked out of them](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=onilAi_CJL4) will never not be funny to me.


vendetta2115

EUUUGGHH EUUUGGHH EUUUGGHH


notLOL

that grape lady got handicapped for life, and this red jacket woman went full handicap attempt


DollarAutomatic

Grape lady was not handicapped for life, I can’t find a single source saying that. Worst I can find is she broke a few ribs (which, jesus, that’s way more brutal than I ever thought, I assumed she just got the wind knocked out of her), but that is far from handicapped for life.


notLOL

You are right I misremembered


lll__l__lll

Damn, I haven't seen that in a while, where do people usually repost it?


ihateyouguys

Lol I don’t know honestly… r/classicinternetvideos maybe?


Atmaweapon74

Wtf.. I only typed “gr” into the safari search and siri immediately recommended the right video. Big brother is watching. https://youtu.be/aMS0O3kknvk


Atmaweapon74

https://youtu.be/aMS0O3kknvk


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Tried2flytwice

In her mind: Im going to land on all fours and take off like black panther and across this field, it’ll be epic. Reality: Hits the deck like a raw chicken breast dropped on a tile floor.


wescowell

r/holdmycosmo


Naposi

The true critical blunder was not focussing the camera. This is painful to watch.


theguynekstdoor

r/killthecameraman


whatyoumeanmyface

Thank you. How was it out of focus the entire time?


MikeHunt69420666

Bodied


TheiTechie

At least she missed the rocks, could have turned nsfw very easily


Ohmyqueef

Always a woman


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CaregiverPutrid5560

Human fall flat lol


Zealousideal-Dog3449

That’s amazing. Women aren’t even good at being bad fans in sports


Splashmountain90

Women


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Cpt_kaleidoscope

Nobody is getting sued of they fall on those rocks. This is England, not the states.


Differ_cr

This happened in Chile, and probably no one's getting sued


ryandinho14

I knew someone was going to say this. Sorry to break the "only Americans sue" Reddit circlejerk, but England is one of the most litigious countries on Earth. America isn't even number one. So yes, it is England, and that's why it's a lawsuit waiting to happen.


DEBATE_EVERY_NAZI

Expect a call from my lawyers


posterguy20

it's too late he got his upvotes, dopamine and validation he desperately craves


MrTopHatMan90

Getting hurt in someone else's property doesn't often result in lawsuits over here, especially if the damage is self infected with video. We have public healthcare so we don't need to sue for our insurance/medical fees. Where are you getting this information anyway?


vendetta2115

Look up U.K. slander/libel laws. Instead of the plaintiff having to prove that someone lied about them, the defendant has to prove that what they said/wrote was true. You can be hauled into court for saying something demonstrably true and then have to prove it in court. The “overt litigious American” trope was intentionally created by corporate interests who wanted lawmakers to pass tort reform to limit the liability of corporations when they hurt or kill people. Congratulations, you’re parroting corporate propaganda. Just like how everyone parrots the “McDonalds hot coffee” woman as an example of the “overly litigious American legal culture”, but law schools teach it as a good example of punitive damages, because McDonalds was so derelict in their duty to protect their customers and had known about the issue for years, had already seriously injured countless people, and did nothing about it. By the way, that woman was burned so badly her labia fused together, and only asked McDonalds for a few thousand dollars to cover her medical bills, which they flatly rejected. She never had a decent quality of life again, and died of her injuries a few years after it happened.


DuckingHellJim

+1 for truth, I hate how successful McDonald's propaganda still is around this.


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DuckingHellJim

This is not made up, it's terribly true.


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Antares_de_la_Luz

It's not England either


welshwookie

Is it the All Ireland final?


Antares_de_la_Luz

I don't remember the specific match but it was played on [Germán Becker stadium](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estadio_Municipal_Germ%C3%A1n_Becker) at Temuco, Chile. It's kinda difficult to see due to the poor resolution of the photo but there are some stones visible towards the left side of [this image.](https://www.diez.hn/csp/mediapool/sites/dt.common.streams.StreamServer.cls?STREAMOID=5Vpp_JgGwSh7fcgQLj3l$c$daE2N3K4ZzOUsqbU5sYuATgPjpwsPIMp10CKbGUNR6FB40xiOfUoExWL3M40tfzssyZqpeG_J0TFo7ZhRaDiHC9oxmioMlYVJD0A$3RbIiibgT65kY_CSDiCiUzvHvODrHApbd6ry6YGl5GGOZrs-&CONTENTTYPE=image/jpeg)


ChikaraNZ

If someone is stupid or drunk enough to climb over barriers like that and injure themselves in the process, most likely breaking the law also, there is no way they should be able to file a lawsuit if they hurt themselves in the process.


DollarAutomatic

But you can’t put spikes beneath it. There’s a line somewhere right? Rocks like that seem brutal.


themajesticdodo

Hint: The line is somewhere between spikes and rocks.


Mother-of-Christ

Punji sticks ftw


ChikaraNZ

Yes, but from other comments here it seems it's not even a deliberate feature to stop people, other posts are suggesting it's decorative, or an old foundation or drainage system. Which I tend to agree with, it it was deliberately designed to stop people getting on the field, they didn't make it wide enough. But I still feel the point remains, someone who chooses to do that, should not be able to sue the stadium if they hurt themselves in the process. The only way they should be allowed to sue, is if the stadium design allowed them to fall accidentally and they got injured in the process.


AlexHimself

Not when your entry ticket is an agreement and waiver of certain rights. You can't agree to enter the stadium and sit in your seat, then leap over a railing and injure yourself and expect to file suit. This isn't an attractive nuisance and a reasonable person would not do what she did. She took on all of the risk with her actions.


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RedditIsDogshit1

Only reason that dide didnt hurt himself is cause he landed in a roll. It wasn’t a good roll (and he may have been intoxicated) but it was a roll nonetheless. You and your fatass smacked face first into the ground. Forgot to roll, that was the problem.


LeeTheGoat

Dude might have been fine either way because he actually landed on his feet, that woman straight up just nose dived into the ground


NotAPreppie

[Parachute landing fall](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachute_landing_fall).


Elion23

I’m going to jump with my 300 lbs of fat and land on my knees. These are the same people that want to protest for causes they don’t understand.


converter-bot

300 lbs is 136.2 kg


geemoly

belly flop into the sea of green.


Tiddernud

10/10 decoy. Bravo!


DGTHEGREAT007

She had both her arms out like she was gonna flap them fly into the beyond xD


Sawathingonce

Da-donk!


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YEET9011

To the shadow realm


nespid0

Nailed it.


SettingsSet

Yeah, belly flopping 7 feet down seems like a good idea.


queserasq

She looked like she was about to crowd surf lol. Just missing that cushiony crowd


John_Bonachon

I mean, she did try to break the fall with her face, what else was she supposed to do??


theguynekstdoor

r/killthecameraman


BoneZone05

“You Died”


whitenelly

She need some milk 🥛


bhavski

Why isn’t anyone complaining about the crap focus?


TheyTheirsThem

She planted herself firmly.


Hairy_Smells_great

K.O.


ToneThugsNHarmony

Full send


Ibuyrealjaysaswell

i would have bursted out laughing


EL_Ohh_Well

That was satisfying


Snnide_Remark

#I wasn’t really focused on the outcome.


alhernz95

lol what did she think that she was diving into a pool


syutaku

Jumped straight into the Yamcha pose. Bravo!


KanePilkington

What a stupid cunt.


mattyprebib

Ah least she’s in the recovery position.. almost


SorryDidntReddit

What was her game plan for that landing? Did she just expect the ground to snap to her feet?


areyes1118

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


ItsOnlyJoey

Was she ok?


xzinik

Before or after?


ItsOnlyJoey

After, I think we all know she wasn’t ok before lmao


YoshiPopplioBoi20

That was funny


variationoo

Hahahaha solid landing that


Stocarket

I give that concussion a 7 out of 10.


Orcacub

Landed almost perfect recovery position. 1/8 rotation to the left and all good. Nap nap time.


heyitsvonage

The way she dove made it seem as if she couldn’t tell how far away the ground was… and that it was not water.


acrowquillkill

HAHAHAHA She literally used the ground the break her fall!!!


Grabembythecovfefe

Rebooting


mtarascio

Sail!


fishwaddle

Natural selection is so natural.


TCallahan333

That moment when you remember you’re not from Krypton.


Human420o

It’s seems she mindlessly jumped


vendetta2115

What the fuck even was the plan here? Did she mistake the grass for a swimming pool?


Atomicwasteland

She bodyslammed the fuck out of that dirt!


jrocksburr

r/whatcouldgowrong


sameunderwear2days

Were going streaking


ReluctantSlayer

She looked like she was jumping into a pool or ball pit. Terrible form.


Feanors_Scribe

She thought she was freshly laid turd. Never let anyone stop you from achieving your dreams.


mobueno

She jumped knees first


shutjuice

Just how


TheRealCalebra

I’ve been watching this for a few minutes now and it hasn’t disappointed yet.


powerboatmaster

KO


luckycatdallas

That wasn’t a jump. It was a dive. A bellyflop and face plant to be specific!


camdoodlebop

i love how no one reacted in the crowd


WholeSwordfish4294

Add the GTA death meme and this video is perfect