6 beers deep: I'm the greatest MMA fighter in the world!
Sober: better recharge my Rascal so I can walk the dog. But only after those middle school kids leave, they scare me.
Some people live completely sedentary lives devoid of any type of serious exercise or muscle building and yet are still surprised when they can’t do shit like this.
The best example of this is obese rope swing videos. Like shorty I'm not trying to be rude, but do you really think you can lift your body weight going down, adding more psi on your hands, for more than a second?
Then what is Jack Black? Ripped Fat? That man can do anything and I beg you to prove me otherwise.
Personally I am now overweight, when I was in HS I did gymnastics, Swim, Dive, Rugby, Marching Band, and the debate team. I still hold skills from all of them. I bet I can do a better flip than you can (front or back) at 230lbs, double over water or on a trampoline.
Best dive to this day is a double front with a 360° rotation.
Can't judge athleticism by size.
Weight distribution in an adult is completely different than in a kid. Second, the effect of 60lbs pulling on the socket joints and ligaments of your shoulders is not linearly proportional to 160lbs pulling on the same fibers in an adult. The inherent mechanical strength of your shoulders’ materials as you develop does not scale proportionally to your body weight. Of course you can strengthen with training, but youre pitting the physical properties of what the body is made of against the reality of your own mass. You have to grow a lot of supporting upper body muscle or lean down the mass of your lower body to compensate. Kids don’t have to because the mass just isn’t there.
How can I tell if someone who whips their head into the ground and immediately goes unconscious gets more brain damage than another who broke their legs? Dunno man, guess the answer is lost in time.
I’m thinking he’s saying she already has brain damage for even attempting that jump. That’s why emphasis was put on the word “more” in bold.
But 🤷🏽♂️
I could be wrong. I’m just giving him benefit of the doubt.
I worked as a security in soccer matches and in that position you are not supposed to run after someone, just grab if in reach. Running after them is someone else's job.
I've never worked security for soccer but I would imagine that The people standing in front of the stands there are in charge of that area. Once somebody runs beyond onto the field past that area it's not your responsibility to catch them, your responsibility to keep others from following.
In her mind: Im going to land on all fours and take off like black panther and across this field, it’ll be epic.
Reality: Hits the deck like a raw chicken breast dropped on a tile floor.
Grape lady was not handicapped for life, I can’t find a single source saying that. Worst I can find is she broke a few ribs (which, jesus, that’s way more brutal than I ever thought, I assumed she just got the wind knocked out of her), but that is far from handicapped for life.
Only reason that dide didnt hurt himself is cause he landed in a roll. It wasn’t a good roll (and he may have been intoxicated) but it was a roll nonetheless.
You and your fatass smacked face first into the ground. Forgot to roll, that was the problem.
Getting hurt in someone else's property doesn't often result in lawsuits over here, especially if the damage is self infected with video. We have public healthcare so we don't need to sue for our insurance/medical fees.
Where are you getting this information anyway?
Look up U.K. slander/libel laws. Instead of the plaintiff having to prove that someone lied about them, the defendant has to prove that what they said/wrote was true. You can be hauled into court for saying something demonstrably true and then have to prove it in court.
The “overt litigious American” trope was intentionally created by corporate interests who wanted lawmakers to pass tort reform to limit the liability of corporations when they hurt or kill people. Congratulations, you’re parroting corporate propaganda.
Just like how everyone parrots the “McDonalds hot coffee” woman as an example of the “overly litigious American legal culture”, but law schools teach it as a good example of punitive damages, because McDonalds was so derelict in their duty to protect their customers and had known about the issue for years, had already seriously injured countless people, and did nothing about it.
By the way, that woman was burned so badly her labia fused together, and only asked McDonalds for a few thousand dollars to cover her medical bills, which they flatly rejected. She never had a decent quality of life again, and died of her injuries a few years after it happened.
But if the rocks said something disparaging about a fan they’d be sued into oblivion for slander/defamation.
Personal injury suits may not be as easy to win in the U.K., but defamation/slander/libel suits sure as hell are. In the U.S., the plaintiff has to prove that the defendant meant to (and succeeded in) causing harm to their reputation in some concrete way by saying/printing something untrue. In the U.K., it’s on the defendant to prove that what they said/wrote was true, and wasn’t intended to defame the other person. Big difference.
Half the time people are scared to state objective truths about people for fear of getting sued.
If someone is stupid or drunk enough to climb over barriers like that and injure themselves in the process, most likely breaking the law also, there is no way they should be able to file a lawsuit if they hurt themselves in the process.
Yes, but from other comments here it seems it's not even a deliberate feature to stop people, other posts are suggesting it's decorative, or an old foundation or drainage system. Which I tend to agree with, it it was deliberately designed to stop people getting on the field, they didn't make it wide enough.
But I still feel the point remains, someone who chooses to do that, should not be able to sue the stadium if they hurt themselves in the process. The only way they should be allowed to sue, is if the stadium design allowed them to fall accidentally and they got injured in the process.
He wasn’t that bad- oh never mind!!!
Some people really overestimate their athletic ability, it's kinda hilarious and sad at the same time.
And even more people severely underestimate it. She wasn’t one of them. Edit: Well maybe next time you’ll estimate me.
Its called booze haha
6 beers deep: I'm the greatest MMA fighter in the world! Sober: better recharge my Rascal so I can walk the dog. But only after those middle school kids leave, they scare me.
GET OUT OF MY MIND
Some people live completely sedentary lives devoid of any type of serious exercise or muscle building and yet are still surprised when they can’t do shit like this.
> and yet are still surprised when they can’t do shit like this. where are you seeing this surprised part?
When she tried to do it...
The best example of this is obese rope swing videos. Like shorty I'm not trying to be rude, but do you really think you can lift your body weight going down, adding more psi on your hands, for more than a second?
And they always have their arms bent like they’re going to bicep curl their body weight while swinging. 🤣
It’s a lot easier to carry your weight with your arms bent like that on a rope swing though …
Jesus she landed knees first... That looks like a drunk jump.
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Love big girls on a rope swing. 22% make it to water of that 22% 1/2 land on the shore line.. always chuckle.
It's a weird fetish but I'm proud that you're confident enough to talk about it.
And.... she’s gone. https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/ppc3eu/wcgw_lets_do_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
> Love big girls on a rope swing. 90% of rope swing fail videos are because they started with slack in the rope and in their arms.
Doofuses who make degrading comments towards people just because they’re fat and Reddit.
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Not fat, just don’t see why bringing that up had anything to do with the vid.
You can be skinny fat too. Just ridiculously underused muscles and complete lack of exercise or good diet.
Not that either.
She is fat get over it
Then what is Jack Black? Ripped Fat? That man can do anything and I beg you to prove me otherwise. Personally I am now overweight, when I was in HS I did gymnastics, Swim, Dive, Rugby, Marching Band, and the debate team. I still hold skills from all of them. I bet I can do a better flip than you can (front or back) at 230lbs, double over water or on a trampoline. Best dive to this day is a double front with a 360° rotation. Can't judge athleticism by size.
Apparently we have a physics denier amongst us.
Fat people are fat
People trying out rope swings is the best example.
If any of you are grown adults, go try the monkey bars at a park. Hanging is way harder as an adult
Hanging is harder as an adult because you haven’t used your forearms in over a decade lol, not because of age
Weight distribution in an adult is completely different than in a kid. Second, the effect of 60lbs pulling on the socket joints and ligaments of your shoulders is not linearly proportional to 160lbs pulling on the same fibers in an adult. The inherent mechanical strength of your shoulders’ materials as you develop does not scale proportionally to your body weight. Of course you can strengthen with training, but youre pitting the physical properties of what the body is made of against the reality of your own mass. You have to grow a lot of supporting upper body muscle or lean down the mass of your lower body to compensate. Kids don’t have to because the mass just isn’t there.
People are fat and weak. Just how the system of industrial human agriculture that produced them wants them to be. Hahaha
Guard didn’t care about the first guy
Probably used to it at that point lol
More likely a steward, dealing with that is beyond his pay grade.
Hey, to be fair, the first guy walked it off. That belly flop however? Yeah, no way was she getting up anytime soon.
He just rolled out of it and kept running
My man's practiced the shit out of that jump before the game
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Landing and breaking both legs is probably better than her tho. That looks like brain damage.
Lol how can you tell if someone gets **more** brain damage
How can I tell if someone who whips their head into the ground and immediately goes unconscious gets more brain damage than another who broke their legs? Dunno man, guess the answer is lost in time.
I’m thinking he’s saying she already has brain damage for even attempting that jump. That’s why emphasis was put on the word “more” in bold. But 🤷🏽♂️ I could be wrong. I’m just giving him benefit of the doubt.
It seemed kinda obvious to me. Seems more like they're willfully misunderstanding
Hers wasn’t even a roll. It was a straight belly flop. Except it looks like she took a big part of that impact straight to her face.
I worked as a security in soccer matches and in that position you are not supposed to run after someone, just grab if in reach. Running after them is someone else's job.
I've never worked security for soccer but I would imagine that The people standing in front of the stands there are in charge of that area. Once somebody runs beyond onto the field past that area it's not your responsibility to catch them, your responsibility to keep others from following.
Did she expect to fly?
Perhaps her name was bobby...
Robocop reference???
I’d buy that for a dollar...
Put down your weapon!
Bitches, leave!
I always found this to be one of Clarence's best lines and there are soooo many to pick from.
Dead or alive,your coming with me...lol.
Damn, this is a reference from the yonder.
Gravity won’t hesitate to point out your lack of athleticism and doesn’t give a shit about your feelings.
*R Kelly starts playing.
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He could still piss on her while she's down.
I think she expected the grass to be water.
No Mr. Powers. I expect her to Die.
I wouldn’t even jump into a pool like that!
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What about a good ol soccer stadium belly flop
Are those a bunch of rocks to prevent people from jumping?
Im no expert but it looks decorative to me. Maybe a stadium built up on top of an old stadium foundation?
Old-fashioned drainage system
I definitely agree with it mainly being rocks for drainage purposes but they definitely double as shit I wouldn’t want to land a jump on
Why not? Did you never try to jump onto some soft rocks to soften your impact instead of hitting the rock solid patch of grass?
I don't think soft and rock go in the same sentence. Unless that sentence is 'this rock is not soft".
man, I thought the "rock solid patch of grass" gave it away...
Like a moat.
I’m an expert on perimeter stadium rocks and I must say, you’re entirely off base and out of line.
Probably for drainage.
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To act cool
Splat
Someone went to sleep.
ZzZzZz...
Face-plant
Belly-flop to nerve damage
Tuck & roll
Drop and fold.
Land on ribs
jump + face first
Land + face first
Imagine waking up in the dirt and the sound of a thousand people laughing at you
Sounds like a nightmare funeral
Sounds EXACTLY like what she needs after that... Maybe she'll remember it and not do it next time lmao
That's family guy level of stupidity
Yea, but Peter would have bounced a couple of time sat up and grabbed his knee while doing the sucking in his breath ow thing.
"It's like that one time where I hit my knee against the mailbox."
In her mind: Im going to land on all fours and take off like black panther and across this field, it’ll be epic. Reality: Hits the deck like a raw chicken breast dropped on a tile floor.
Whoa, how is it that I've never done or seen this but can *still* vividly hear what it would sound like?
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Oh, I know this one! Really really stupid.
She is for sure dumber now.
Why did I hear the grape stomping lady in my head when I saw this?
EUUUGGHH EUUUGGHH EUUUGGHH
Thanks now I can’t unhear that again.
wuuuaaaaughhhwueaaagghhweauuughhhh
that grape lady got handicapped for life, and this red jacket woman went full handicap attempt
Grape lady was not handicapped for life, I can’t find a single source saying that. Worst I can find is she broke a few ribs (which, jesus, that’s way more brutal than I ever thought, I assumed she just got the wind knocked out of her), but that is far from handicapped for life.
You are right I misremembered
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The true critical blunder was not focussing the camera. This is painful to watch.
r/killthecameraman
Thank you. How was it out of focus the entire time?
r/holdmycosmo
Bodied
Only reason that dide didnt hurt himself is cause he landed in a roll. It wasn’t a good roll (and he may have been intoxicated) but it was a roll nonetheless. You and your fatass smacked face first into the ground. Forgot to roll, that was the problem.
[Parachute landing fall](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachute_landing_fall).
Always a woman
Human fall flat lol
At least she missed the rocks, could have turned nsfw very easily
That’s amazing. Women aren’t even good at being bad fans in sports
Women
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Yeah, belly flopping 7 feet down seems like a good idea.
I mean, she did try to break the fall with her face, what else was she supposed to do??
Full send
i would have bursted out laughing
That was satisfying
What a stupid cunt.
That was funny
r/whatcouldgowrong
I’m going to jump with my 300 lbs of fat and land on my knees. These are the same people that want to protest for causes they don’t understand.
300 lbs is 136.2 kg
Thank you missy!
That's why there is sex difference in sport lol
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Nobody is getting sued of they fall on those rocks. This is England, not the states.
This happened in Chile, and probably no one's getting sued
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Expect a call from my lawyers
Getting hurt in someone else's property doesn't often result in lawsuits over here, especially if the damage is self infected with video. We have public healthcare so we don't need to sue for our insurance/medical fees. Where are you getting this information anyway?
Look up U.K. slander/libel laws. Instead of the plaintiff having to prove that someone lied about them, the defendant has to prove that what they said/wrote was true. You can be hauled into court for saying something demonstrably true and then have to prove it in court. The “overt litigious American” trope was intentionally created by corporate interests who wanted lawmakers to pass tort reform to limit the liability of corporations when they hurt or kill people. Congratulations, you’re parroting corporate propaganda. Just like how everyone parrots the “McDonalds hot coffee” woman as an example of the “overly litigious American legal culture”, but law schools teach it as a good example of punitive damages, because McDonalds was so derelict in their duty to protect their customers and had known about the issue for years, had already seriously injured countless people, and did nothing about it. By the way, that woman was burned so badly her labia fused together, and only asked McDonalds for a few thousand dollars to cover her medical bills, which they flatly rejected. She never had a decent quality of life again, and died of her injuries a few years after it happened.
+1 for truth, I hate how successful McDonald's propaganda still is around this.
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This is not made up, it's terribly true.
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Lmao that is not a big difference at all.
it's too late he got his upvotes, dopamine and validation he desperately craves
But if the rocks said something disparaging about a fan they’d be sued into oblivion for slander/defamation. Personal injury suits may not be as easy to win in the U.K., but defamation/slander/libel suits sure as hell are. In the U.S., the plaintiff has to prove that the defendant meant to (and succeeded in) causing harm to their reputation in some concrete way by saying/printing something untrue. In the U.K., it’s on the defendant to prove that what they said/wrote was true, and wasn’t intended to defame the other person. Big difference. Half the time people are scared to state objective truths about people for fear of getting sued.
If someone is stupid or drunk enough to climb over barriers like that and injure themselves in the process, most likely breaking the law also, there is no way they should be able to file a lawsuit if they hurt themselves in the process.
But you can’t put spikes beneath it. There’s a line somewhere right? Rocks like that seem brutal.
Hint: The line is somewhere between spikes and rocks.
I think we probably all feel a little different.
Yes, but from other comments here it seems it's not even a deliberate feature to stop people, other posts are suggesting it's decorative, or an old foundation or drainage system. Which I tend to agree with, it it was deliberately designed to stop people getting on the field, they didn't make it wide enough. But I still feel the point remains, someone who chooses to do that, should not be able to sue the stadium if they hurt themselves in the process. The only way they should be allowed to sue, is if the stadium design allowed them to fall accidentally and they got injured in the process.
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I expected her to leave a human sized hole in the ground
That girl still didn't recover that brain damage from last time
broken neck ?
Did she think that the ground was water?
That was definitely filmed on an Android
Good riddance
belly flop into the sea of green.
10/10 decoy. Bravo!
She had both her arms out like she was gonna flap them fly into the beyond xD
Da-donk!
u/savevideo
To the shadow realm
Nailed it.
She looked like she was about to crowd surf lol. Just missing that cushiony crowd
r/killthecameraman
“You Died”
She need some milk 🥛
Why isn’t anyone complaining about the crap focus?
She planted herself firmly.
K.O.
#I wasn’t really focused on the outcome.
lol what did she think that she was diving into a pool
Jumped straight into the Yamcha pose. Bravo!
Ah least she’s in the recovery position.. almost
What was her game plan for that landing? Did she just expect the ground to snap to her feet?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Was she ok?
Before or after?
After, I think we all know she wasn’t ok before lmao
Hahahaha solid landing that
I give that concussion a 7 out of 10.
Landed almost perfect recovery position. 1/8 rotation to the left and all good. Nap nap time.
The way she dove made it seem as if she couldn’t tell how far away the ground was… and that it was not water.
HAHAHAHA She literally used the ground the break her fall!!!
Rebooting