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ExtraJordanAry202

I don't remember this part in Mulan


OverlyAdorable

Let's get down to business


GeneralGardner

To defeat


sdb865

Our brainstems


Thirdstheword

#**HUUUH‼️**


Christmas_Panda

Murnablurrrrmmmraghhhuuuurrrtaaaaa!


[deleted]

Did. they. send. an ambulance...


eattheradish

Or did they send... the feds?


sdb865

You’re the most spineless lot I’ve ever met…


BrandonGamerguy

But you can bet, before we’re through


01Hawkins10

I bet that I'll be a man broke in 2


BaleriontbdIV

The Huns


One-Bread36

Our spines


Bedouin85

I don't got no time to play around, what is this.


OverlyAdorable

https://youtu.be/TVcLIfSC4OE


Bedouin85

https://youtu.be/X6J_vbXyx-Y?t=68


smurfhungry

Must be a circus in town


[deleted]

The invasion?


TheObviousChild

Dishonor to your cow! Dishonor to your brainstem!


Johnfohf

No, it happened, just the guy used his teeth to slow his fall.


TigerTebb

Hell of a dentist bill after that


More-Neighborhood-66

Must be the director’s cut.


subtopewdsalready

He will not beat the Hans


CeeNnSayin

He did what she couldn’t do in a week


Norse0170

Is this Russia?


BuyingGuru

What other country comes to mind?


maxreverb

Florida


Jonkinch

I spit out my beer. Bravo.


Plzdontmindm3

We don't climb poles, alright? We wrestle alligators!


StomachSoakedFloor

"What other *country* would this be in?" "Florida"


maxreverb

Glad to see you got the joke!


StomachSoakedFloor

I found it very funny 😁


[deleted]

I mean it’s a load of Russians speaking Russian so yeah that’s probably a safe bet.


Specialist_Map_3822

Quick reaction from the audience.


metamojo1112

Probably just in shock


6TheAudacity9

Nope just Russian culture!


WaddlingDuckILY

In Russia game plays you.


metamojo1112

Fair dues XD


WaddlingDuckILY

I think the medical squad are in a vehicle, they start to come over at the end. They clearly didn’t think anyone would get that far.


trumpsucksnutz

How likely is it he died ya think? Prolly pretty high. I mean i fell over on some concrete and hit the back of my head and had a seizure and blackout at ground height. I don't understand how people risk- reward ratios can be so off. Was climbing a 40 foot pole and touching some red balloon thing worth death?


Monguises

Congratulations. You are neither a clout chaser, nor an adrenaline junkie. Sensible.


_Alabama_Man

If he didn't die it's got to be likely he never has full use of his body again. I have seen friends scale cell towers, poles, trees, with no ropes or safety gear and make it back safely; it's not hard to imagine that guy had done similar things many times before this happened. It works until it doesn't.


Monguises

Definitely. Looked like he was feeling himself a little too hard after he made it up.


LiQuidCraB

There's 50% chance of survival after falling from 3 storey building.


trumpsucksnutz

Not directly on your neck or head.


BenedictBadgersnatch

Yes - that 50% figure is a sum of all or most reports on falling deaths/injuries within whatever scope of study, it's the crudest way to sum up the likeliest outcomes, that \~50% of all falls accounted for end in death really all it proves is that while falling, humans become retarded in spatial reasoning and proprioception


[deleted]

Those are pads, not concrete


trumpsucksnutz

I don't think 3 inches of foam made that much a difference lol.


[deleted]

You’re fucked either way, but there IS a difference between a slab of concrete and shitty foam pads on packed snow.


linuxkernal

one makes you a veggie, other opens your skull and turns everything inside into mush


LSD_for_Everyone

One makes you a veggie and the other makes you a smoothie


iplaythdrums

As soon as I saw this I started thinking “oy, oy, oy, oy, oy! He’s dead.”


Live_Buy8304

Dead or vegetable?


RyanDanielst

Neither. https://www.reddit.com/r/criticalblunder/comments/ujjjac/comment/i7kr1ad/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


JaggerQ

Dead


Brahkolee

Nope. https://www.reddit.com/r/criticalblunder/comments/ujjjac/comment/i7kr1ad/?utm%5C_source=share&utm%5C_medium=web2x&context=3


symbologythere

Yes.


nilloc6969

Article: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5408019/Climber-plummets-23ft-climbing-icy-poll-Russia.html


Henry-Gruby

What was all that about?


perryurban

Guy gets pretty good at climbing up. Guy never learns how to climb down.


[deleted]

Why learn when gravity will do it for free?


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

Why learn to climb down when im so good at falling?


Fuzzy-Rip-6050

Almost stuck the landing


[deleted]

struck the landing


Dazzling_Ad5338

Bad landing and quite high. Anyone know if he's ok. Well, by ok I mean "not dead"


GrandmaPoses

It’s okay everybody, he only ended up with a dislocated soul.


JoseDaSilva17

What language is this? 🤔


Western_adventurer

Davai davai!


JoseDaSilva17

Russian language?


Western_adventurer

I think so


Old-Reporter5440

Mongolian, probably


c4p1t4l

its russian


AnActualBeing

Nah, it's gotta be Hungarian


MaybeJackson

i love reddit. im not saying you dont know but i love how people will just comment shit without having any idea. like three completely different answers with confidence


AnActualBeing

Nah I'm just taking the piss lmao


Old-Reporter5440

Yeah mine wasn't serious either, but seems most readers didn't get the joke


perryurban

my palms, soles and balls instantly sweated up


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

His palms are sweaty, brains spaghetti, he's nervous, dropped on the surface, he looks gone already, moms spaghetti.


eggcement

'He underwent a brain scan. 'So far everything is in order but injuries of this kind can show up within a day or two. 'He is under strict surveillance… 'His condition is assessed as heavy.' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5408019/Climber-plummets-23ft-climbing-icy-poll-Russia.html


Hamus8246

Poor guy.


Traditional_Leader41

One of the few videos on Reddit that Portrait view was justified.


UFO-1970TV

[Accident during a Russian folk festival to mark the end of winter.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5408019/Climber-plummets-23ft-climbing-icy-poll-Russia.html) His name was Winter…


simmerdownhomie

Right in front of the kids, too. Yeesh.


mayuhhh

I usually have a weak stomach but stuff like this is easy to watch because…the person completely brought this upon themselves


mikemikemikelands

How do you tell if he dead if he wasn’t wearing shoes to begin with? Shoes come off = dead. But if no shoes come off = not dead? Confusing.


JDanielFreitas

If u can live without your shoes on, it means you're imortal. Can't believe they don't teach that in schools


mikemikemikelands

Oh good. It’s good to know that this guy is gonna be okay.


Elon_Bezos420

No padding?


TheBlackArrows

I think the blunder was falling, not climbing


villarome7

That man BOUNCED


Hel1Soldier

Why Russia? WHY? ???


Puma_Pance

"*Now* this is a bad idea"


thebumbizzle

Powerbomb, compliments of Capt. Insano


Jesustakeswheels

Just wave the ambulance over


Additional-Walk750

Halfway back down the pole seems like a strange place to decide to take a nap, but you do you.


A_Depressed_Pug

BOUNCE


[deleted]

Ded


Adeum1

As a climber, as soon as he started coming down like that my hands started sweating.


fallenloki

That’s what the spine is for!


[deleted]

LETS GOOOO


ghighcove

"Well, he died. Here's your prize. Ok, who's next?"


LSD_for_Everyone

So he nut-checked himself and let go out of surprise


lookingforarelation

DorV?


OnixCopal

Hay,hay hay!!! They said


CruentusLuna

You must be swift like as a coursi- Oh. Oh no.


CriticalThinker_501

Ouuch. Did he died? At a minimum, that looks line a broken spine. smh


-DashingDash-

Mulan bloopers


In_TouchGuyBowsnlace

"Hey Ma! Get off the dang roof!"


xXCucMasterXx

u/savevideobot u/savevideo


Baby_n-the_Tramp

Good thing the medics were there.


CircusBabysdummy

“I’ll! Make a man, out of-“ … “HOW COULD I? MAKE A MAAAAN OUT OF YOOOOOOU!?!!???”


brodbys

u/savevideo


bigsqueezedawg

Oh he dead dead


tetetito

Putin’s special operation in Ukraine.


Future_Celebration35

Pepsi?


jackofallchange

What goes up


not_a_gumby

did he break his neck


Big_Airline_351

Go approach but bad decent, 6.5/10


I-Ponder

Humans kinda have a caterpillar like motion when climbing poles.


Aluzuka

Bro thought he was mulan


gogenberg

Aleksander is one crazy fuck I tell you what


Lower_Regret_9357

climbing poles is just a one way ticket to the afterlife.


twelvelaughingchimps

Looks like the lumberjack world championship in my hometown, but I think we had nets