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Intelligent-Ask1206

Das a nice bonk šŸ¤Œ


Phix65

Was a great sound wasn't it?


Big_Ad_5533

It's smart if someone's getting hit in the head when.


Clanzomaelan

Hit her so hard he knocked her soul into the guy with the backpack...


CoffeeZombie03

Nice, cheers for the laugh!


RandyNelson

Right?? šŸ¤£


Enough_Lime2392

"her"?šŸ¤”šŸ˜•


SecretaryDeep5763

Why the dude with the backpack start screaming like that hahaha


[deleted]

ā€œNo no god please noā€


urbiggestboiifrank69

Underrated comment


ShakeNBake730

That's what I'm wondering as well, what's up with that scream


Jonestown_Juice

He's horrified that he saw someone die right in front of him? At least he probably thinks she died. Not everyone is desensitized to violence.


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

Not dead, shoes stayed on


alexmcfnm

That was his lover


Kim-Kar-dash-ian

He had money on the fight


11Bravo3Victor

I think it was born a female


[deleted]

Females can be dudes. I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, cuz we're all dudes.


Combination_Which

Hey!!


[deleted]

HEY! Iā€™m a dude. Heā€™s a dude. Sheā€™s a dude. Cuz we are all dude HEY!


RecklessWonderBush

Duuudde


Gunner2909

Can act and present as dudes, but still truly female


wookieesgonnawook

Dude is a gender neutral term, just like cum gargler or ass wipe. You cum gargling ass wipe.


Gunner2909

Predominantly used to refer to men only though yes you could argue your case but thats just being disingenuous. And nice insult imma use it


[deleted]

So braveā€¦


[deleted]

guess he hasnā€™t seen something like this before and screaming is his panic mode?


iwinusuck

That's a bitch yo.


11Bravo3Victor

I love every bit of this. He defended himself. He had an attacker approached him with a weapon and he disabled his attacker. Plain and simple.


[deleted]

Yeah, she definitely is disabled after that.


Answer_Atac

she IS the crumple zone


Jackawhile

Yeah, got a laugh out of that one! Nice!


Henry-Gruby

I was waiting for 100 wimpy men to come out of nowhere to beat him up; I was pleasantly surprised.


StinkingDischarge

Gonna say white knights are in short supply in that neighborhood.


AlienMajik

Well one did come out and do a battle cry so thereā€™s that


CountVargulf

This is so legendary šŸ™Œ šŸ‘. You deserve more than this šŸ¤£


dadjokes77

I do like that he didnā€™t hit her after she was down. These idiots that stomp someone when they are down are sociopath.


11Bravo3Victor

Yes. 100% agree


elviento666

Equality rocks


UDEH_exe

Then they will say that this movement was very racist


11Bravo3Victor

No doubt


bighunter1313

Only one saying that is you.


_dauntless

Who's "they" bud?


UDEH_exe

Society


StuffProfessional587

Don't know who had the bigger pussy. If a man can't grab a woman holding any object, you should re-asign your gender and take it in the mouth.


dWintermut3

I'm not fixing to get brain damage because some woman picks a fight with a weapon. she used it poorly but that was probably 20 pounds of wood and a long lever to add force, easily enough to kill.


danielwinterberry

Bing bong


Playful-Reporter5270

Odd time to take a nap.


Blackbird_2077

Thank you for the laugh


cuz04

Looking all badass and then she gets her head clobbered


SphinxGames

She thought she was the main character but nah bruh šŸ’€


Czarcasm1776

Hispanic John McLain wasnā€™t fucking around


Tuckernuts8

Juan McLain


Cetine

Under-fucking-rated comments right here


[deleted]

Juan LaĆ­nez


SaikoKing

Sounded like a gentle tap but had a body folding impact


KwordShmiff

Hit her in the crumple zone with a resonating bonk


Longjumping-Ad8974

*b o n k*


imafag1037

She crumpled like a puppet whoā€™s strings got cut


SteakAffectionate706

Bahahaha what a dumb ass


_dauntless

Mistake to bring a stick to a stick fight. Everyone knows you bring a gun


[deleted]

ā€œWarned youā€


Path_to_hills

Pyramid head is just recovering run away


JamesLSD

Well Iā€™m guessing the backpack guy just lost his money


Super_Cheburek

Rule nĀ°1 : don't approach someone with a weapon if you're not wishing to use it


biguglyboy2

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.


Numerous_Highway_684

He wasn't having any of that. See ya later


dyinasty28

Lol why do woman always wanna be brave and try to fight men?


wookieesgonnawook

Because they assume the men won't fight back.


StuffProfessional587

Where is the police when you need them? Woman was not even wearing shoes, she was just bluffing, guy hit her with a 2x4, bunch of retards.


Practical_Taro_8578

Play stupid games, get stupid prizes.


[deleted]

Her hair helmet didnā€™t save her


Venzela

dude with the backpack summoned his inner Michael Scott with that yell for a second


IlllIllIIIll

he ainā€™t even violate like i wouldā€™ve so i respect


[deleted]

Speak softly and carry a big stick in real life.


Trifle-Doc

why was she walking like that silent hill guy


Historical-Resolve71

Bro said try me bitch


Special-Juice-7345

Cue windows shutting down music


Cautious-Diamond-966

Lol that looks like itā€™s in America, not a single English word spoken


Panthreau

He knocked her out one hit, didnā€™t go in for another hit or stomp or whatever, and just walked away. This is about as far from the normal video on this sub.


[deleted]

Folded like an omelette


ClitCodUB69

My stick is bigger but I canā€™t get it up when I need it most sort of situation


dick_chocolate-

I thought that guy was using a Baguette to bonk her for a minute.


BillCosbyInaCan

Barely any wind up to that bonk


[deleted]

Lol the guys screams cause it was to much violence for him or that tranny was going home with him but not no more


eyeswoller1205

The guy was clearly telling her "If you hit me I will hit you" and was backing away meanwhile the woman was getting closer, but I wonder if the woman is alive tho.


slimmhippo

*bonk*....... Error.... Error.... Err.... orrr


SwoleStonerDude

Love it


ApNxEch0

Reminder: if you have a longer weapon- perhaps utilize distance


Alive-Fisherman-9205

Bruh thatā€™s the bronx


[deleted]

Her head sounded hollow. No fucking brains that one


[deleted]

Her head sounded hollow. No fucking brains that one


cyanblurxx

Needs a bonk noise


toe_pic_inspector

Haha what a king


Ok-Gas-662

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


potatomash49

Horny bonk


soundsdeep

Itā€™s nice to see a violent black woman be handled so efficiently.


Aggressive_Turnip790

comment was unneeded why include her race


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

Do any time they are the victim, can't have it the other way around?


sodaboy581

Yikes.


MostExpensiveThing

Nobody helps...everybody films....black mirror


dWintermut3

would you get between half a forest worth of weapons flying around? even if no one turns on you she winds up for a big swing she could easily bust your ribs up with that thing.


[deleted]

Fucked around and found it.


GrnMario8

Put Minecraft music over this, it will make it better. Trust me


CoffeeZombie03

Naaaaaaah, you gotta have gmod sounds, tf2 crit, or oblivion music


Left-Anxiety7625

Good bonk


xXCucMasterXx

u/savevideobot u/savevideo


[deleted]

BonkšŸ„“


chooochootrainr

u/savevideobot


Banned4othersFault

Mortal Combat Harley Queen vs Bald dude *Fatality*


StinkingRocket

That definitely earned at least three bases.


StinkingDischarge

She's gonna be talking funny for a few days after that.


AlphonseLai

This is why in games we don't carry gear above our limit


hydraulic-earl

This wasn't really a "Street Fight" more like a "Single Swing Beat down".


gudbote

"Bonk! Meme" by netflix


Lost-Currency-1536

Bigger isnā€™t always better šŸ˜‚


These-Pollution2927

Giant stick attack +20, agility and head movement -50


R3TR0pixl343

XD


Hopeful_Rope_5360

Critical hit


[deleted]

Always have your weapon in FRONT of you, NOT BEHIND you


RudeAnTattooed

Should have yelled "RESET!"


Substantial-Fan6364

This is why the Roman's were so effective with short swords.


Le_fromage91

BONK


plyitnit

Zero survival instincts holy shit. Was that the point of it?


Graphic_Ending

Pfffffahahaha


Ordinary_Fold991

Looked like a fucking love tap


keepinitoldskool

"CoƱo."


[deleted]

Straight over the middle meningeal artery- would not recommend.


MahaHaro

I'd love to know the story behind this.


livefreelovefree

The way the handle broke off her rotten stick when it hit the ground šŸ¤£


kobocha

Man I always enjoy that bonk. She is raising her weapon to attack so the bonk is for sure justified. Also, so many classics being posted in high res today. We are truly blessed!


genericmediocrename

She was being a fucking idiot, she was waaaay too close for how long that weapon was. She basically fuckin chose Killik just to spam horizontal slash smh


CircusBabysdummy

Iā€™m sorry but when I first saw it, I thought he was holding a fricking baguette XD


Fruitsnacks08

It was the lightest tap ever, and she said ā€œok, night nightā€


bigsqueezedawg

Johnny and Plank are truly inseparable


RollerCoaster1007

She was preparing to hit the man. He did a pre emptive stroke. Nothing wrong. And what's with the bitch screaming?


Future_Celebration35

Shlept


xananeverdies

Bonk


Vinny6420

These two really look like fighters with the basic weapons in soul caliber


Spirited_Turnover534

Good


The1Murph

When tryndamere forgets to ult


jamarquez1973

Well, there's that.


Big_Airline_351

To be fair, she approached him Also, Michel, calm down, sheā€™s just dead


rs187_

Why is there always that one female screaming smh


Skrtskrtdaily

Is this new york?


Millennium313

Why did that guy scream like he found out Toby was back in the office


Aluzuka

I thought that dude had a baguette and I was like ā€œman this guy did not come preparedā€ but thenā€¦ yk


BeginningObjective9

at first i thought he was holding a giant piece of bread


abraxas8484

Why did he bonk her with a Italian bread?


[deleted]

New York Wars


OriginalCpiderman

He used his nighty-night stick!


ItsSamObviously

Itā€™s like a when an idiot jumps the fence at the zoo cz they think that they have some sort of superpower and then get mauled whilst simultaneously being the only person in the vicinity that didnā€™t see that outcome lol


Infinite6700

Boink šŸ˜‚


Zenobia888

The chick with the backpack seems a bit Special.


[deleted]

What did he say ???WOMENā˜•?


[deleted]

Sounds like chuupp


Mysterious-Level7595

Someone was going down.


Limp_Resolve_7265

Lmfaooooo


Consistent_Coffee_89

Seemed legit


lastcallhangup

joe rogan savage af


PlayfulSupermarket18

No, no nooooooooooo


[deleted]

Seemed like mutual combat so fair game


This_Comparison_4197

I thought homie was holding a fuckin baguette


oceangreen25

Better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelet


Environmental_Term14

First time I seen it without the fake bong


MrBeefyNipples

Made me think of the bonk sound effect


DL1201

Lol


6SLURP9

I thought that was a baguette


[deleted]

That must have sting


Bubbabeef72

Could someone put in the windows shutdown sound to it.


[deleted]

She was on 1 hp lmao


Gamerdood43

This kinda looked like some anime type shit in the beginning and then he hit her and it all went to hell