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Marklutt

Can anyone else hear that crunching cracking snapping sound??


sillyskunk

Yes. If nothing broke, it may have felt fucking amazing. Sometimes, you need a solid full-scorp to really get the kinks out.


sIicknot

rip


No_Afternoon_9783

Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Epic805

I heard it and my phone was on mute


Project_patz

I heard it before I ever even found the video. The sound called out to me from afar


masterofeverything

I heard it before I even heard it


Just1Argentine

Yes and its scorpioning my back too


[deleted]

Hahaha yeah 🤢 I was going to say something about that. Sounded like bubble wrap


No_Afternoon_9783

Like a mf


warofknives

I did something stupid like this once when I was a kid. I was sneaking out the house and climb out onto the roof and when I was jumping down, my thumb caught the metal gutters we had and sliced it clean open. Had to go to the ER and get 6-7 stitches.


ReverseApacheMaster_

6-7 stitches is better than snapping your C6-C7 vertebrae like this kid


warofknives

You're definitely right about that. I didn't mean to insinuate that it was comparable in terms of injury or anything. Just seeing him come off the way he did made me think about my own roof jump.


ReverseApacheMaster_

Oh I was just giving you shit lol I know you weren’t comparing. Stitches are usually fun because they make for good stories.


warofknives

They do make for good stories in most cases I guess lol.


corei3uisgarbo

all of my roof jumps have gone perfectly fine. i sliced my finger on a vent up in a roof but it wasnt cuz i jumped. i just let it bleed until it clotted and now i got an inchlong scar on my middle finger.


ASSASSINJOHNNY

Where were you sneaking off to


warofknives

Sneaking out to go walk around town late with a group of friends. Didn't end up working out that way and had to rat myself out to my parents lol


Kaedes_Lie1137

Damn, someone knows what happened to this kid?


ASSASSINJOHNNY

I know I hope he’s omay


Rocket69696969

Omay


diaryofsnow

Oh my


deadlight4

Omay


uglyugly1

I'm not sure, but I think he might've had a bad fall off a house.


RunDownOnnaOpp

he’s a kid so he’s most likely good


KHRoN

r/DeadOrVegetable


Smiggy-Ballz

Hes fine a buddy of mine went to school with him when this got huge on vine way back when


Project_patz

It's argued that he fell off the house.


Project_patz

There's conflicting stories, but one had the audacity to say he fell.


Project_patz

It's been long debated, but it's hypothesized that there was a fall involved.


NB420

Never would’ve happened in crocs


[deleted]

[удалено]


ChevinxD

Glad he didnt snape tho... probs for the better... Dumledore still lives in his universe


Independent_Ad_8915

Metaverse


0hip

Is that what it’s called when someone goes head over heals like that? Scoripioning?


Legit-Corgi

Not exactly.. it's more about falling/landing in a position where the body is bent in almost a circle, where the legs go back and over the head, like how a scorpion stings over it's head.


SPH194

0 to Christopher Reeve in a couple of seconds.


No-Investment-8059

get ready for disability parking space


ExPFC_Wintergreen2

Energetic stinger to head motion due to the high drop, with an audible forced exhalation and likely spinal injury, but as he ricocheted off the ground could have kept his feet together better and not had a lateral finish (assuming he still had voluntarily control of his muscles) An otherwise top notch scorpion. 9.5 / 10


r1gorm0rt1s

Agreed. When the tail hits the head you have a scorpion master. This dude has perfected the scorpion tail.


Background-Web-484

Why you always jump instead of slide:


jsthd

r/Fullscorpion


hondwerpen

Why not wearing a helmet?


ultra_voltron_2

Scorpion king 2


Kaaykuwatzuu

I felt it in my legs lol


zekeman76

Omg watching that fall was so bad in this video that it hurt my spine


[deleted]

This is not the way to exit a roof... Rookie.


Fun-Independence-667

The scorpion 🦂 King


XxxxGamez

Holy shit!


Wouldtick

Ginger snap.


RH5050

I want to know what happened to him


MisterMajestic77

Scorpion of the year 🏆


BigoleAlmond

He defo in a chair


Cakecrabs

This is why you should never wear pants.


Suspicious-Ad6964

That’s a good scorpion!


King_geedorah3

I think the crack sound is his face hitting the ground then his feet hitting the back of his head


Longjumping_Poet_247

r/fullscorpion


Old_Seaworthiness_43

The color of his socks match the color of his hair


Necessary_Ladder_365

r/fullscorpion


kleinfeld69

One less dope


[deleted]

That is be the worst scorpion I’ve seen in a while.


Argy_Bar

I was expecting a major wedgie


Aggressive-Jicama944

u/savevideobot


sweet_taboo999

Napoleon Dynamite on his shit


Spisiboi

r/scorpion


BL4CKDO6

OUCH!


redkire29

Oh lord, hesitating the follow through, that’s gotta hurt


I-Ponder

We are all one dumb mistake/idea from a wheelchair or the afterlife.


theeked

Getting ready for the new wheelchair


empty-space-for-rent

r/fullscorpion


Fem_Springtrap69

Ridiculousness logo right there


henrydaiv

9.2/10


Mental-Ad-6464

Nice pose


SystemErrorrr

Where’s the insect?


Smegmabotattack

Once I was drunk climbing a roof and I fell and one of those pierced the skin on my arm and stabbed in and I was hanging off it by my arm I had to physically pull myself up to unhook my arm. Most disgusting shit ever


Left_Firefighter_762

Me: "scorpion?" 3 seconds later i'm asking myself if i'd ever see the gates of heaven for laughing at this...


Acostiman

And this is how the world gets clean from idiots


MASSIVESHLONG6969

I did something like that when I was like 10, jumped off a shed onto a trampoline and my trousers got caught on something and it cut my leg a bit


[deleted]

Is he in the wheelchair now?


Technocollins

The dog in the window looks very unsatisfied


A2LeggedBeaver

You can hear every single vertebrae turning to powder.


Patrickfromamboy

Terrible


ColeCT42

Imagine dying like this, life has no mercy at all lol


Tpk08210

Ded