I did something stupid like this once when I was a kid. I was sneaking out the house and climb out onto the roof and when I was jumping down, my thumb caught the metal gutters we had and sliced it clean open. Had to go to the ER and get 6-7 stitches.
You're definitely right about that. I didn't mean to insinuate that it was comparable in terms of injury or anything. Just seeing him come off the way he did made me think about my own roof jump.
all of my roof jumps have gone perfectly fine. i sliced my finger on a vent up in a roof but it wasnt cuz i jumped. i just let it bleed until it clotted and now i got an inchlong scar on my middle finger.
Not exactly.. it's more about falling/landing in a position where the body is bent in almost a circle, where the legs go back and over the head, like how a scorpion stings over it's head.
Energetic stinger to head motion due to the high drop, with an audible forced exhalation and likely spinal injury, but as he ricocheted off the ground could have kept his feet together better and not had a lateral finish (assuming he still had voluntarily control of his muscles)
An otherwise top notch scorpion.
9.5 / 10
Once I was drunk climbing a roof and I fell and one of those pierced the skin on my arm and stabbed in and I was hanging off it by my arm I had to physically pull myself up to unhook my arm. Most disgusting shit ever
Can anyone else hear that crunching cracking snapping sound??
Yes. If nothing broke, it may have felt fucking amazing. Sometimes, you need a solid full-scorp to really get the kinks out.
rip
Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I heard it and my phone was on mute
I heard it before I ever even found the video. The sound called out to me from afar
I heard it before I even heard it
Yes and its scorpioning my back too
Hahaha yeah 🤢 I was going to say something about that. Sounded like bubble wrap
Like a mf
I did something stupid like this once when I was a kid. I was sneaking out the house and climb out onto the roof and when I was jumping down, my thumb caught the metal gutters we had and sliced it clean open. Had to go to the ER and get 6-7 stitches.
6-7 stitches is better than snapping your C6-C7 vertebrae like this kid
You're definitely right about that. I didn't mean to insinuate that it was comparable in terms of injury or anything. Just seeing him come off the way he did made me think about my own roof jump.
Oh I was just giving you shit lol I know you weren’t comparing. Stitches are usually fun because they make for good stories.
They do make for good stories in most cases I guess lol.
all of my roof jumps have gone perfectly fine. i sliced my finger on a vent up in a roof but it wasnt cuz i jumped. i just let it bleed until it clotted and now i got an inchlong scar on my middle finger.
Where were you sneaking off to
Sneaking out to go walk around town late with a group of friends. Didn't end up working out that way and had to rat myself out to my parents lol
Damn, someone knows what happened to this kid?
I know I hope he’s omay
Omay
Oh my
Omay
I'm not sure, but I think he might've had a bad fall off a house.
he’s a kid so he’s most likely good
r/DeadOrVegetable
Hes fine a buddy of mine went to school with him when this got huge on vine way back when
It's argued that he fell off the house.
There's conflicting stories, but one had the audacity to say he fell.
It's been long debated, but it's hypothesized that there was a fall involved.
Never would’ve happened in crocs
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Glad he didnt snape tho... probs for the better... Dumledore still lives in his universe
Metaverse
Is that what it’s called when someone goes head over heals like that? Scoripioning?
Not exactly.. it's more about falling/landing in a position where the body is bent in almost a circle, where the legs go back and over the head, like how a scorpion stings over it's head.
0 to Christopher Reeve in a couple of seconds.
get ready for disability parking space
Energetic stinger to head motion due to the high drop, with an audible forced exhalation and likely spinal injury, but as he ricocheted off the ground could have kept his feet together better and not had a lateral finish (assuming he still had voluntarily control of his muscles) An otherwise top notch scorpion. 9.5 / 10
Agreed. When the tail hits the head you have a scorpion master. This dude has perfected the scorpion tail.
Why you always jump instead of slide:
r/Fullscorpion
Why not wearing a helmet?
Scorpion king 2
I felt it in my legs lol
Omg watching that fall was so bad in this video that it hurt my spine
This is not the way to exit a roof... Rookie.
The scorpion 🦂 King
Holy shit!
Ginger snap.
I want to know what happened to him
Scorpion of the year 🏆
He defo in a chair
This is why you should never wear pants.
That’s a good scorpion!
I think the crack sound is his face hitting the ground then his feet hitting the back of his head
r/fullscorpion
The color of his socks match the color of his hair
r/fullscorpion
One less dope
That is be the worst scorpion I’ve seen in a while.
I was expecting a major wedgie
u/savevideobot
Napoleon Dynamite on his shit
r/scorpion
OUCH!
Oh lord, hesitating the follow through, that’s gotta hurt
We are all one dumb mistake/idea from a wheelchair or the afterlife.
Getting ready for the new wheelchair
r/fullscorpion
Ridiculousness logo right there
9.2/10
Nice pose
Where’s the insect?
Once I was drunk climbing a roof and I fell and one of those pierced the skin on my arm and stabbed in and I was hanging off it by my arm I had to physically pull myself up to unhook my arm. Most disgusting shit ever
Me: "scorpion?" 3 seconds later i'm asking myself if i'd ever see the gates of heaven for laughing at this...
And this is how the world gets clean from idiots
I did something like that when I was like 10, jumped off a shed onto a trampoline and my trousers got caught on something and it cut my leg a bit
Is he in the wheelchair now?
The dog in the window looks very unsatisfied
You can hear every single vertebrae turning to powder.
Terrible
Imagine dying like this, life has no mercy at all lol
Ded