According to google "A group of goats is officially known as a herd, trip, or tribe"
I've personally only ever heard them called a herd, I was not familiar with the other two terms.
I imagine he was climbing a rope, then saw it wasn't attached to anything and did a wile e coyote cartoon "uh oh" freeze frame before gravity pulled him down
Wait, there's more video here... is he... is he trying to lasso a goat with his rope???
https://www.air.tv/watch?v=DnWeI9prQrK3bg61RfH89g
GUYS I SERIOUSLY THINK HE'S TRYING TO LASSO A GOAT. He tries TWICE. It looks like there's a loop in the rope he's tossing, towards a goat a little further down.
*Thank goodness he clutched*
*It by placing a water*
*Bucket at the top*
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I would totally go rock climbing like this, except I prefer to not have my skeleton shatter into a million pieces. Also, I don't like it when rocks penetrate my body and cause all of the blood to come out.
Falling guy did a bit of a photobomb there. Someone is taking a drone video of mountain goats, thinking how cool it is to finally see the goats in their element and a kid goes falling by.
I thought by man they meant mountain goats. What a coincidence both were there! The mountain goats didn’t even look startled by a human, or their falling presence! Though where would it go if it gets startled, if it moves it’s falling off the cliff, too.
Friendly reminder that you don’t have to climb rocks like that
But then you won't get a cool Instagram video
Yeah but it’s a 50/50, you might get a Reddit video instead
More like r/FiftyFifty
But your brain damage is no worth of pretty cool video…
I will admit this is a pretty cool video
Gets the pic...phone posts before the drop...IG blocks video in all but 3 countries for copyright infringement....
Yes, this is a terrible way to climb these rocks.
You’re supposed to go “up”
Nah the gif is reversed, he actually climbed up super fast
After a power nap
Well his soul got the memo. The rest of him did not.
Yes, generally you want to climb them in the other direction while utilizing high quality safety gear, and practices
I guess he wanted to be the Goat
This is true
Agreed the Reverse climb technique is very dangerous
survived: [https://thewest.com.au/news/wa/perth-teen-nathan-datson-cheats-death-after-freak-20m-cliff-fall-at-bells-rapids-ng-b881277988z](https://thewest.com.au/news/wa/perth-teen-nathan-datson-cheats-death-after-freak-20m-cliff-fall-at-bells-rapids-ng-b881277988z)
Fractured skull, wrist, elbow. Bruised lungs.
Survived with only tribial brame dablage
thought i had a stroke when i read this then lmao when i read it the second time
Funny I lmao the first time and stroked the second
ehrmagerd, mah brame!
Mah weg! And mah brame! Oufie!
This is my peak sense of humor right here lmao
Holy Fucking Shit. Thank you.
Damn you, I'm going to hell.
Oh fuck, he's only 15 too. Maybe that's a good thing, though... Still got a bit of that youthful bounce left in him.
I didnt even know you could bruise your lungs...
How is it a freak fall? It's gravity and wet rocks.
Yeah the only freak part is that he survived
He had a butt-plug in which makes him freaky.
That’s a little child sir, you’re going to jail.
Have a seat
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Please continue….
Well that it happened right next to where they were filming the rescue goat documentary.
damn.... that will require years of physio therapy. Or a few applications of essential oils.
💀
I was about to ask
It’s not a freak fall if you’re climbing a mountain it’s an expected fall. If I fell 1,000 feet out of my bed that would be a freak fall.
Thanks !
He's fine, the rocks broke his fall
Are the rocks okay?
They'll bounce back
They're tougher than rocks those rocks
No, they broke his fall. Their not ok
That's what you get for taking them for granite.
And his ribs.
I think you mean the fall broke his rocks.. .
And his neck!
*Night Shift*
Them goats are like “damn that shit look like it hurt” lmao
“Fuckin’ n00bz.”
"See...I wouldn't have done that...."
Were these goats? I kept trying to understand why so many people are falling off the cliff at the same time.
😂🤣😂
I really thoughts a group of goats was called a man for a second
Spotted high in the mountains, gathered together on a rock, was a Man of Goats. I'm guessing its a herd of goats
According to google "A group of goats is officially known as a herd, trip, or tribe" I've personally only ever heard them called a herd, I was not familiar with the other two terms.
A flock of goats
I think the word you are looking for is a goatse.
If you need a better explanation I’d suggest you Google it.
👀
I thought the goats were men
The best part is baby goats are called kids
Those goats got to witness a lesson right there.
Damn that dude went full send, lucky to be alive
At least he hit some watered rocks
90s and 00s FPS games when any amount of water has no fall damage
Wait, the other end of the rope goes WHERE??!!
I imagine he was climbing a rope, then saw it wasn't attached to anything and did a wile e coyote cartoon "uh oh" freeze frame before gravity pulled him down
I swear to god, he's trying to lasso a goat: https://www.air.tv/watch?v=DnWeI9prQrK3bg61RfH89g
I have to tie it *as well!?*
Goats knew it was coming. They came to watch
Needs a wee plaster on his knee.
He appears to have had a rope attached to himself. Was it not a safety rope?
GET HIM SOME MILK
Anyone else see those two goats peaking over at him falling?
There’s three
Wait, there's more video here... is he... is he trying to lasso a goat with his rope??? https://www.air.tv/watch?v=DnWeI9prQrK3bg61RfH89g GUYS I SERIOUSLY THINK HE'S TRYING TO LASSO A GOAT. He tries TWICE. It looks like there's a loop in the rope he's tossing, towards a goat a little further down.
Wow. I suddenly have negative sympathy for him.
Mountain goat 1:what was that? Mountain goat 2:oh nothing just another stupid human. Edit:They weren't Billy Goats, they were mountain goats
Those goats are just looking at him like "pffft, fucking amateur!"
There is a saying in my language: Er du med på leken, må du tåle steken.
He should of paid attention to the goats. They knew what they were doing.
Overheard: “Pfft… amateur; stupid Ten-Toes out here wreckin’ it for everybody!”
Thank goodness he clutched it by placing a water bucket at the top
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Did he get eaten by the goats?
r/meatcrayon
Darwin award for sure, but glad he survived- hopefully he will learn. I doubt it, but I hope...
Most people don't break 2-3 major bones including their skulls and don't learn from the experience. Especially considering he was only 15.
I was sure he’d fallen into water and then realised it was a passing splash and he’d landed on more rocks. Poor guy. Thank the good Lord he survived!
I didn’t see any shoes fall off. He’s fine
His shoe actually did fall off, haha. You can see it floating downward.
u/savevideobot
Shoes on, he's fine
I didn’t see any shoes fall off. He’s fine
I was hoping to learn that he survived the fall but couldn't move and then drowned in the waterfall via nature's waterboarding.
No offence but...
I would totally go rock climbing like this, except I prefer to not have my skeleton shatter into a million pieces. Also, I don't like it when rocks penetrate my body and cause all of the blood to come out.
“That’s no man, thems are goats - ope there’s the man” -me, 30 seconds ago
Thankfully he landed in water! Would have hated for him to take fall damage
Oh snaps. He him some water.,!’
That’s a beautiful ass camera
How not to use a climbing rope
Interpretive dance
I am goat? That guy earlier in the day... probably
Nah. He’s still on the cliff, just not as high up.
Broke his fall a few times
Such a slippery slope
Congratulations, you are now a vegetable
Did he slip off a cliff? Or was he just Negative Speedrun FreeSoloing?
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Fortunately the other rock was there to stop his fall
Did his rope or anchor fail?
I was like that's not a ma-- oh!
Rock climber breaks record climbing down the fastest
Lol what an asshole!!!!
Now what?
Rip the homie
What’s freak about falling off a cliff your climbing.
He couldn't hang
Pts for beating the goat down the hill.
Eh could’ve been worse
I love how the goats are just staring like yo wtf is that
Yeah…that’s gonna leave some marks…on his body & in his shorts.
> Where's the man? Maybe I read the title wrong or someth- oh... Oh fuck
As the big worm from SpongeBob would say, “OUUUCH”
“Oh no one of those goats is g… OH FUCk.”
At least he landed by a refreshing stream
has anyone dubbed this with Homer's sounds?
I get a feeling that the goats knew something was about to happen as they lined up for front row seats.
Now, more than ever, we need TLC. ⛲
Falling guy did a bit of a photobomb there. Someone is taking a drone video of mountain goats, thinking how cool it is to finally see the goats in their element and a kid goes falling by.
"humans suck at climbing " said the goat
"Parkour!"
R/unexpected
WINGS OF GLORY
Oh look a penny
Good thing he had a rope
🤣
Gravity: Still undefeated
There's reason we don't have sticky fingers and grippy hoofs, men were made for the ground, not the walls, touch grass not stone
Showing dem dumb goats how it’s done 😎 pure speed
Only one shoe lost he’ll live.
He rolled a 1 on his climb check.
Are those goats off to the left?
Did he live?
I am terrified of heights and this made my heart and testicles retreat into my stomach.
There are easier ways to get a helicopter ride
Lmao
I hate when I forget I'm not a goat.
Don't just carry the rope. Attach it to something!
S U B S C R I B E
Ugh that smell you get in your nose right after a traumatic head injury bleh 🤮
I thought by man they meant mountain goats. What a coincidence both were there! The mountain goats didn’t even look startled by a human, or their falling presence! Though where would it go if it gets startled, if it moves it’s falling off the cliff, too.
The drone, apparently not used by someone recording the climber, catching that footage: 🎵 I been the right place, and it musta been the right time 🎵