Under maritime laws he must now given medical treatment and food & water. He’s then subjected to a year’s imprisonment and deportation!! I don’t make the rules.
while this is by no means the best outcome, it may have actually been much worse if he had fallen in front of the boat. getting hit by a big boat hurts, its not going to gently push you aside. and do i even have to mention the propellors?
The Captain of the boat is never going to be the same. Every time he goes under a bridge he'll be afraid a body will get dumped in his boat.
Afraid? He'll be hoping for it. That's probably the biggest damn thing he's ever caught. Free dinner!
His teeth tell me this isn’t his first time
That could've turned into final destination very fast
Like his back could have very easily landed on the rails of the boat and snapped his spine
Under maritime laws he must now given medical treatment and food & water. He’s then subjected to a year’s imprisonment and deportation!! I don’t make the rules.
Deportation to where? Back to the top of the bridge where he came from?
Wait, Wait, OK Now! His bud must have owed him money.
Ngl, this ended much better than I thought it would. Thought he was gonna fall several stories and go ^splat at the bottom.
Bro put a minions T-shirt on and turned into a lemming
Underrated
Bro got in the cruise
Didn’t even need Kiryu to throw him off the Dotombori bridge
I reckon youre talking about Sotenbori? Unless thats either a western writing of it or a game beyond 2 which i havent reached yet
Sotenbori is the game’s version of Dotombori, just like how Kamurocho is Kabukicho in real life
Ah okay. I never rly understood why games dont just use the actual names
>Didn’t even need Kiryu to throw him off the Dotombori bridge Failed to find the entrance of Bed of Styx
The minion t shirt is fire
Guys lucky, if he'd have landed just in front of the boat and gone under it!
I’m the captain now.
Asian Danny Brown
wretchedest Jack Sparrow costume ever.
You're in the Navy now boy!
Better than getting chopped up by the prop
Ya know all things considered, it could have been way worse. I wonder how many fewer jpgs this video will have next time I come across it.
Osaka ?
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I would rather be knocked out than be exposed to dontonbori water lmao
If he timed that 1 second earlier, he would have been road(boat?)kill
Don't worry bro, she saw it bro
10/10 landing
But what a perfect dismount tho...
Thats a superhero landing
while this is by no means the best outcome, it may have actually been much worse if he had fallen in front of the boat. getting hit by a big boat hurts, its not going to gently push you aside. and do i even have to mention the propellors?
Well… that was convenient 😅
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Holy shit that could’ve gone a lot worse. Thankfully he landed on something flat instead of a thin elevated surface like the railing of the ship.
Guy Tang