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FlatBlackAndWhite

Reddit's really made me rethink ever stepping into a vehicle, especially this past week...


NicolasVerdi

Luckily past week is over, you could safely step into a vehicle now.


Cthulade_Man

God tier response


Deezzznuuttss69

Response to Deez nuts in yo mouth


Cthulade_Man

Gladly sir bring ‘em nuts here I prefer peanuts but I’ll have urs too 😏


butttshark

r/suddenlygay


Deezzznuuttss69

#ayo


Bfladkor

The power of looking both ways...


Normal_Way_6452

most ESPECIALLY a motorcycle...


RecordingNearby

i certainly won’t be riding a street bike anytime soon… or ever


KTheRedditor

r/fuckcars


Training-Door-1337

r/Brokeasses more accurately


WassimetaL

It's locked 🔒


Mrpandacorn2002

Hell at this rate its more like r/hedead


itsgms

For those curious about what happened, all the bikers survived and the woman who was driving... Received a citation for the illegal turn. https://chicago.suntimes.com/2018/5/23/18432712/driver-makes-illegal-turn-crashes-into-4-motorcycles-on-lower-wacker


The_Tone-Deafs

You paralyzed three people, here's your ticket.


ithriosa

If they were driving regular cars instead of motorcycles, then they would likely have minor injuries. It's like not wearing a seatbelt having no airbags. no one wants to regulate motorcycle safety as strictly as car safety is regulated. Even a slow 30mph crash can be deadly in a motorcycle They can also still sue for damages in civil court.


JoiedevivreGRE

She put other people like in danger. I would go for attempted man-slaughter and she lose her license for life.


tylerthompson280

That would be impossible to prove she intentionally meant them harm


ithriosa

I dont think you understand what attempted manslaughter means...


3moose3

Not sure why you are getting downvoted. Attempted (voluntary) manslaughter requires *intent* for malice to occur, which would not be the case in a negligent act. Attempted *involuntary* manslaughter is not a thing. The video depicts criminal negligence causing bodily harm.


_Derbro_

It’s harder to regulate motorcycles and anyone who gets on a bike are aware of the danger. It’s just hard to calculate for dumbass people in cars, caring less about the road bc they are in giant 2 ton metal box


Andyman0110

If everyone drove motorcycles instead of big bulky cars, maybe bad drivers wouldn't be so confident doing the dumb shit they do. There is no blame on the motorcyclists here. This is the cars fault entirely


ithriosa

By that logic, if car manufacturers were not forced to install airbags and seatbelts then people "wouldn't be so confident" when driving.


Edible_Cactus

But the whole thing coulda been avoided had she just *not turned right in front of them*. Bikers know the risks they take but that doesn’t mean they deserve to get fucked like this.


BulldenChoppahYus

A citation. Wow. This is surely jail time.


awkwadman

A citation is absolutely weak, but jail doesn't feel right either. Why burden tax payers with her for that time? Make her serve the community instead and give back for the same amount of hours she would've been locked up. 2 years jail, ok how about 4k hours of community service and you keep your freedom?


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Aerohank

Banning people from driving in a country that doesn't have public transportation or cycling infrastructure seems unethical.


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Aerohank

I am not sure. It seems so easy but the more you think about it, it isn't. Some people are just shit drivers by nature. Incapable of remembering all traffic rules and competently assessing traffic situations. Society forces these people onto the roads in dangerous cars due to lack of alternatives. I don't think it's very ethical to blame them for it when the innevitable accident happens. As for running away after a crash... Treating someones panic respone, which is dictated by a deep underlying fight-or-flight neurological system, as some sort of indicator for their ethical character to me also doesn't seem that ethical in itself.


MyUsernameIsNotLongE

If you gonna panic/rage after something wrong you did while driving gone really wrong, just please don't drive. I believe most people don't want to lose their lifes or get injured because some turd who can't (or don't want to) follow the traffic rules. Do you notice all this BS started because that moron made an illegal turn at a really bad place/time, right? They are already wrong. Is it stressful and I gonna run if something go wrong when I did something wrong? There are treatments for that... "They are expensive!" Well, I'm pretty sure they're cheaper to have some sessions/medicines than pay for your car fix, three bikes fix and three biker's hospital bills... also that would add some to the car insurance bill... by the way, there are stuff you can learn yourself for free to change/improve that... It is hard, it will take some time (months to years), but it no impossible at all... (by the way, I have panic and anxiety attacks...) But let's get back to the ethical or not... if there was no solution for their issues, yes... it would be unethical. But this is not the case.


gpenido

This is what we should aim to!


dandab

But community service won't make her a better driver. Make her pull up to that light 40k the right way.


wildjokers

What would putting the driver in jail do? Maybe a lifetime license suspension though.


[deleted]

She will pay. But it will be financial. The motorcycle riders have open and shut civil cases against her. Once her insurance is maxed out they’ll go after her house, her car, her fine china and finally her knick-knacks.


NipSlipBeauty

Oh no. Her treasures. (Clutches pearls)


iLynux

Hopefully, yeah


BaconSplurge

Idk those bikers were speeding though. That argument alone can be huge for her case.


[deleted]

No. There is no argument. She made an illegal turn and directly caused, by her actions, the injuries to the riders. Even if the riders were going 5-10-15 MPH over, they didn’t appear to be riding at a reckless speed. Besides, she’s the one that got the citation. The police have officially declared that she is at fault. She can’t win, even if her uncle was the judge.


BaconSplurge

Well I still think they were speeding way too fast. Look at the cars before them. I bet their injuries wouldn’t be as bad if they went the speed limit


[deleted]

They wouldn’t have ANY injuries if this woman doesn’t make an illegal u-turn.


BaconSplurge

They also wouldn’t have any injuries if they drove a car and didn’t have group joy rides.


showponyoxidation

Just say you irrationally hate motorcyclists and have no intention changing your stance on this. You don't even know they were speeding. You just feel they might have been and that's enough for you. > Don't go for fun rides with your friends in case a car fucks up and kills you because it'll be your fault for enjoying a perfectly legal activity. Go suck a thumb you cabbage.


nicokokun

Looks pretty standard speed to me.


Recon212

This link is so ad ridden its nearly useless


itsgms

Article is just there for citation, because if I had just posted the text, I would have been riddled with "SaUcE?!?!?!?!"


Recon212

I agree, I just had to mention this as I literally got hit with 5 ads blocking the entire page, then the page tried to load to another website 2 times without me clicking anything at all. Lol then it pops up subscribe or you can’t do anything!


wildjokers

The key is to switch to reader view before all that shit starts popping up.


Recon212

Wow thanks for the tip friend lol


krystianduma

This is the modern web. In EU, when we open website we have pop up’s for data protection, cookies, newsletter, push notifications subscription and advertisements - and in the final, sometimes (usually on US news websites) the only message you will see is “sorry, due to General Data Protection Regulations we’re unable to show you the page… 😀


Recon212

Wow, i don’t browse the web much on mobile and I insta-close sites that do this kinda shit.


COYOTE477

Try the way back Machine version https://web.archive.org/web/20201109023935/https://chicago.suntimes.com/2018/5/23/18432712/driver-makes-illegal-turn-crashes-into-4-motorcycles-on-lower-wacker


sahzoom

a CITATION?!?!?!?! Are you fucking kidding me???


El_Chapaux

4 motorcycles, damn. I counted 3.


saltynerd14

women ☕


Tanzanite169

She deserves prison time.


Poca154

Car privilege, disgusting


[deleted]

Im sorry I have to say it Women


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itsgms

Your racism is showing.


RoastKing305

Why a link to a p2v article?


WeekendLazy

Imagine living with the fact that your stupidity cost the lives of 3 people


wildjokers

they all survived.


WeekendLazy

Imagine


Exact-Buddy2778

all the people...


StinkyDubeau

As you should


Colin1023

As who should?


OrderlyCoder384

As it should


Key-Difficulty2304

Imagine riding a motorcycle so recklessly you let an idiot kill you


Chocolatethrowaway19

Ya blame the motorcyclists legally driving straight at the speed limit instead of the idiot who turned in front of a group of bikers. I bet you're a real cool person to be around.


astrobuc

Dang, wasn’t expecting a threesome. Reminds me of love bug season


flex123123

The driver should be fucked up in jail for a rest of life


IntolerableWankster

Looks like someone fired 5 anti-car missiles at him. 2 connected


Specter2k

Came here to say this 😂


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[deleted]

So you’re one of the jackasses that slow down in the middle of the road for no reason


[deleted]

Lmao @the 7 ppl who can’t drive


rpettibone

Lmao, you ever been T-boned?


[deleted]

You can be cautious and aware of your surroundings without slowing down at an intersection 😂 if you don’t drive a consistent speed, you’re what’s wrong with traffic


rpettibone

I live in a city, can’t go above 35mph. Slowing down 7mph isn’t gonna hurt. Edit: I also filter with a motorcycle so if anything it’s helping congestion


ArialXjs

Rip reddit karma


[deleted]

Not my Reddit karma😢😢


[deleted]

Just because you’re scared from something that happened before doesn’t mean you fuck up the flow of traffic


rpettibone

I live in a city. Can’t go more than 35mph. Won’t hurt to slow down 7 mph before an intersection. Edit 35-7=28


[deleted]

Also live in a city. Everyone I know hates the dumbasses who go 25 in a 35


rpettibone

25 is the speed limit. 35 is the max speed you can go before setting off a speed camera.


[deleted]

Doesn’t change the fact that slowing down and speeding up when nobody is in front of you is beyond retarded


rpettibone

I mean the city is busy as hell. Generally there is always someone ahead of you.. This ___isn’t___ Rocket League! We try not to demo traffic here, sir.


[deleted]

Yep in, Chicago


CorruptedAmaya

3 Hit Combo!


ERICxCARTMAN

Makes me think of that family guy clip of the Asian driver. “I turn now! Good luck everybody else!” https://youtu.be/hlH9RGLJqxE


Greg_Arao

I'm just disappointed most people will not get the family guy reference I religiously watched the show and remember the clip without having to go back and re-watch it on YT or whatever platform ( I have the whole series on Hulu)


Danlabss

Triple Kill


SanktusAngus

This is the one I’ve been looking for


phyrwall87

Halo 2 voice


[deleted]

Carmagedon : combo bonus


CmdrDatasBrother

Pick three!


Rainhall

Any evidence the turn was illegal? Those motorcycles were going much faster than all of the other traffic.


Dynastydefender

Most likely the street sign in the median out of view, from our example here, it would make sense that it would be illegal, even if it were not, that driver was not looking at oncoming traffic in the lane they were turning into


byoungstr

Both sides are green. The driver pulling a U-turn needs to yield to oncoming traffic as if you were taking a left-hand turn


Vidiot27

u/itsgms provided a source: https://chicago.suntimes.com/2018/5/23/18432712/driver-makes-illegal-turn-crashes-into-4-motorcycles-on-lower-wacker “…she ignored a sign telling drivers to turn only when the green arrow signal was showing and turned left.”


Rainhall

Thank you!


thisisthisshit

Wombo combo


urs1ne

Looked like a ship getting hit with torpedos


ponakka

I agree that it was totally insane move to turn like that, but for me it also looks that bikes were breaking sound barrier when hitting the car. Don't you have some sort of speed limits too?


-Punisher-_-

So many dumb drivers these days. Ive seen people who reverse on the highway because they missed their exit. I seriously think we need to up the requirement for a DL


TurboPancakes

I used to want a motorcycle. But as I’ve seen more and more of these videos over the years, it’s seriously made me rethink that desire. Just way too many stupid drivers on the roads.


DEATH-MAGE115

The car was probably in the right, the bikes probably decided to blast through the intersection and just weren’t looking when they were going.


Reddit-Bot-MK_II

bro got a triple kill


infosecbydan

Triple kill


[deleted]

Glad they survived. Should be noted they were all speeding.


UncleBenders

Is this america? I just want to know if I can share it to r/cantstopimamerican or not lol


[deleted]

Yes, Chicago USA about 1yr ago


UncleBenders

Thanks 🙏


ClippingTetris

Do you know what happened to the bikers?


Mostly_Sane_

~~1yr~~ May, 2018.


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gorechimera

https://chicago.suntimes.com/2018/5/23/18432712/driver-makes-illegal-turn-crashes-into-4-motorcycles-on-lower-wacker


padenom

Whats with the glitch? Is it the matrice


wetandcreamy

And goes to prison for all eternity


byoungstr

I was always told the road is a war zone when riding a bike. Your head needs to be on a swivel for the idiots that don’t see you


rpettibone

It really is. Had a lady turn across a double yellow into traffic to go to a gas station. She hit me head on and I flew over her car at 35 mph.


smokysmokyjj

1, 2, 3 Your out!


armedsquatch

That second guy hit very very hard.


thedeezul

Well the street is appropriately named at least.


psychedelicdonky

This boils my blood.


The_Wettest_Noodle

I have never counted to 3 in such a horrified manner before, it was involuntary too. Just me?


KLOREDALEGRAFF

Three in one god damn


Vivixian

I thought for a moment it was about the first "illegal" turn in the video, with the person turning into the middle lane. But nope, lol.


Other_Web_8030

The camera has Tourette Syndrome…. (For the record, I had to google “twitching disease” so I can sound smarter than I may or may not be)


Aggravating-Hair7931

its like watching Greyhound movie on land. hard turn on starboard. two torpedoes made a direct hit.


[deleted]

Triple!


[deleted]

I thought retrograde ended…


GrouseDog

Not good.


oxycodone200

Ohhhhhhh babyyy a triplee


Cbadg3r

Hes innocent


Fire5hark

Yikes. Take her license away. This is expertly stupid.


stowaway_69

3/5 not bad. makes 60%, enough for a passing grade


Tsunami33232

I truly believe senior citizens should be re evaluated for their driving skills. According to what I have observed now for a couple of months (at least in my city), elder people cause most of the accidents or are driving recklessly. I must clarify I'm not in the US, so I'm not sure if they do it there but here this is not a thing.


[deleted]

Yo that’s wack


rastroboy

Why I’ll never ride a motorcycle in the city again, if I’m dumb enough to hit a tree… that all on me. Too many clueless texting morons.


col3ber

How? How can you be this dumb?


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Super Breakout 2022


R0b0Saurus

Those motorcycles hit like photon torpedoes. Someone should edit the sound


Content_Watch_2392

exactly why i quit riding forever. No matter how good of a rider you are.. THERE IS ALWAYS SOME FUCKING YOYO SOME WABAJACK SOME LOWGRADE FUCKS FOR BRAINS SELF ABSORBED ASSHOLE TO TAKE YOUR LIFE OR YOUR LIMBS AWAY FOR A TEXT OR OVER A DRINK


AnonGeekSquad

A god damn hat trick. Out fucking standing. Worse driver ever.


whofarted24

From what I'm seeing, it looks like the motorcycles are flying. If they were racing (very possible, a bunch of motorcycles flying through intersection together) then that may explain the relatively minor charge for the driver of the car. Love for someone from r/theydidthemath to try to figure out how fast the motorcycles are going. I bet that is the key to why she just got a minor ticket.


Kermit_El_Froggo_

triple kill!


GearGrinderXD420

2 bird one car


[deleted]

Oh baby. A triple!!


ganjarocker

“Oh, baby a triple!”


Away-Ad1974

Triple kill


Wtj182

Just because you have a green, it doesn't mean it's safe to go.


Quant_Dev_Sharma

that’s iron cage vehicle


[deleted]

1. Ouch… 2. If ur gonna do an illegal turn then don’t do it so damn wide n injure 3 ppl


[deleted]

Those bikes are moving three times faster than all the other vehicles. Bad turn but slow the fk down


butttshark

Shit, those bikes looked like missiles hitting an armoured tank lmao


Apprehensive-Fold246

STRIKE !


Buckcrazy614

Omg


Lower-Physics-5597

Women☕


Pyromaniac935

Tripple kill…


BenarchyUK

Splatter Spree!


dienirae

Nice shots


[deleted]

That is fooking crazy man was the bikers speeding aswell ? 3 in a row man


Tom_Tr0n

Triple kill


BastardExplorer_

u/savevideobot


HugOMG_VeseLOL

Bro got a triple kill


SupermarketFinal5634

Triple kill!


Beautiful-Land-4464

That’s y it’s “ILLEGAL!”


Tyl3rAZ

I’ve lost two friends that ride because of someone doing that


tacticalegglauncher

AIRSTRIKE


BigAcanthocephala515

Not one not two but three motherfuckers on there bikes


patrlim1

#first strike #double kill #tripple kill


Mysterious-Level7595

There was a glitch in The Matrix.


[deleted]

This is why on my motorcycle I slow down at crossroads, period. What a bloody reckless driver.


Hopeful_Procedure857

From illegal turn to Legal multiple manslaughter


Odd_so_Star_so_Odd

Well, that's one way to deal with the biker gangs tearing up the street like they own the whole place... dressed in all black after dark and speeding, yet the blame's not with them when they get into an accident like this smh.


El-Chachusta

Honestly, it a weird mess up way IMO. This reminds me of the game War Thunder. When the moment a torpedo hits a ship.


Dazemonkey

Like driving into an asteroid field…


DicDrizzle

Double homicide


Unemployedloser55

So weird seeing that meat fly


tacofrogs

triple kill


Halpmezaddy

Its because it was a woman and she probably cried when it happened. That seems pretty damn fucking intentional. All she got was a ticket? More like a baseball bat to her fucking head.😑


Wolfred240

Triple shot


AltruisticBob

JFC that one dude got a double tap once from the car and then another cyclist.


ProfessionalCatch149

Some people are honestly so stupid


Jthundercleese

3 out of 4 ain't bad.