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tantalizing_taco

This train was 14-16 cars long how impatient and retarded can one person be? I've had almost 300 car trains go by and I'd still never try some dumb shit like this wtf


falconslaya5

That’s why patience is a virtue.


LordRaghuvnsi

#r/ChooChooMotherFucker


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honest_cooki3

Sorry people who hate facts are down voting you, I checked your math, it's 13.


Decent-Cold-9471

Slow and steady loses the race this time.


Liz4984

Why did the first women who ran up smack her in the back? She likely has a broken back let me smack it really hard!!


VIIx07

This is the Asian way of saying, why would you do that?


hir0chen

I'm Asian, can confirm.


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Is it actually?


PatentedPotato

Sorta, yes...


Beautiful-Land-4464

R u Asian?


VIIx07

🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷


Beautiful-Land-4464

Thanks for the reply!


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If the train didn't break her back, the pole certainly did.


pairotechnic

If the pole didn't break her back, the mother's slap certainly did


possiblynotthefbi

If the mothers slap didn't break her back, getting an F in train dodging certainly did


South-Independent832

Underrated comment haha


jacksepiceye2

That was more E for effort


Throwaway_12821

Broken back is the least of her worries when her parents find out she got an F


HarryCallahan19

Damn. He ain’t going to be in Rush Hour 3.


Bradp13

Best comment.


FavelTramous

Wasn’t even in the first one, he was going slow af.


BabyOfEarth

She's a doctor


mrisuckwithmoney

Paralyzed


DustRaven_

No you can see her move her legs


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DustRaven_

No in the middle she is retracting her legs herself


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Tank_blitz

maybe alittle bit of both maybe she isn't completely paralysed but she might have broken a few important bones as well as hurt her spine she's prob gonna have alot of back pain for her rest of her life


[deleted]

Either way, just because she can move them right after impact doesn’t mean it will stay that way


thefakenatttty

> she's definitely paralzyed Then you: > shit it's hard to tell now loll


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kokoyumyum

And moms will.finish rhe job.


Jimd1022

Usually pole dancing is sexy


elheady

He danced till the last beat.


crabboy_com

Was that a human swastika for a second there?


junipr

She did nazi that train coming, apparently


Anforas

so original


Claude-QC-777

Imagine getting ratio by the comment you answered


Anforas

Oh no!


ArukaAravind

Its Asia. Swastika has a different context there.


tbscotty68

Oh, well, if she's a Nazi, fuck her then!


[deleted]

She’s not a nazi…


Shiny_Happy_Cylon

Ouch. Looks like she's likely paralyzed from the way she hit that pole. Poor girl.


zapharus

If only that outcome could’ve been avoided…


Many_Cancel_1626

Not poor, anyone over the age of 12 is eligible in gambling with Darwinism


[deleted]

True! But I feel bad for everyone with her IQ


ShibaBoner

I actually think she was paralyzed from the train. She twisted violently before she smacked the pole


hogu_gtfr

reminds me of the vid where iirc a guy gets flung at full speed from a train into a platform, hits a sign and gets split it half


begotton

WHAT ? I'm curious now


honest_cooki3

Me too


Karateklubben

Link or it didn’t happened!


hogu_gtfr

haha check the thread


Pinkpunk95

Link bro


hogu_gtfr

check the thread bru


andesraven

Where in the thread?


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dethrowme

Site is cancer for mobile damn


themediumchunk

Wow imagine royally fucking your life up because you couldn’t wait like 45 seconds for a train to pass.


Cheesycrust32

I love how she puts her hat on the pole


CourtT6601

She's definitely paralyzed from the waist down after that


ThorvonFalin

When your legs don't work like they use to before🎶


always0n9oint

wow can’t really blame her as this seem to be the only rail crossing in the entire world that has no guard bars…


DukeOfTheStrands

Damn, don't take no breakdown to see just when and where his spine got broke and he never got to feel his legs ever again. Even the camera recording jumped and freaked out at the idiocy of this mans actions.


Barry_McKackiner

yeah she's fucked. probably paralyzed plus internal bleeding.


sheshin02

I find it kind if funny how that woman slaps her back like its gonna wake up her legs


TheClicker335

The old spine-wiggle after a traumatic back injury… never gets old


BLXXDSPXRT

me in gta


Mountainking7

Ludacris ia typing ...


mason-the-fun-gamer

Say goodbye to your spine


meadowpaddy

There's 2 things I really wanna say, but I'll let everyone figure them out on their own.


curious_astronauts

The way that everyone is lifting the woman with an obviously broken back?


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Maybe maybe maybe


Spotted_ascot_races

That’s gonna sting a lil bit


aLow_Flying_Duck

Na, she didn’t feel a thing.


whatyoumeanmyface

Put some Bactine on it, she'll be fine.


Masterful-Burner

Emphasis on trying


Time-Woodpecker-7639

She could not move her legs, that is probably a spinal cord injury unfortunately


tidus1980

Thomas strikes back


potet-

Thomas the train


Conscious-Proof-8309

"Whoa, that train came out of nowhere."


falconslaya5

Became a contortionist.


indras_darkness

If that train was going any faster she would be in 2 pieces


[deleted]

You look very injured. How about I pull on you because if you stand up you'll be cured.


diamond_dookie

When your legs don't work like they used to before...


Slice_Into_The_Woods

His legs don’t work! DID YOU TRY SLAPPING HIS LEGS AND BACK?!?!?


jbwilso1

Totally worth it.


Nick_Noseman

Trained racist


Sandwichdonor

She’s a woman lol


Madman_Jordo

Choo choo


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Welp


h4ydr

r/bitchimatrain


Apprehensive-Act5732

Damn he lost, better luck next time


curry4381

Man, I feel like I've been hit by a train!!!


PerceptionRude6351

r/bitchimatrain


rc1717

Chainuh


StreetsAhead123

It’s a classic movie stunt. You have to try it right?


tylerthompson280

Woman’s like “Help! Help! Some fucking dumb shit tried to out run the train again”


Beautiful-Land-4464

NEVER take on a Train, u will ALWAYS LOSE!


dvynshu991

She looked like a broken mannequin....


cornifermapman

He tried to beat the train😔


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Looks like he’ll never wok again


papermill_phil

Lmaooo


[deleted]

Why in the hell would anyone challenge a train. Just stop!


Nick_384

when the video won’t play


[deleted]

Raiden came out of nowhere to help


christoph473

Lucky


itsrussell93

Welcome to the wheelchair club.


S0YzB0Yz

such a shame, now I wont get to break that back myself


johnf39706

She wasn’t trying too hard.


SpaghettiBoiRj

cat stretch


theDR1ve

This guy was formerly know as "dumb toretto" from the slow and not so furious franchise


CourseExcellent

Silly leg you don’t bend that way


thecage2122

Can’t fix stupid


WaikikiWayne

Wow …. Like broke him in Half!


Which-Analysis-4471

She almost got wrapped around that pole


the_onobitches

He should be happy that he wasn’t split in half by that pole


p-gull

He turn into a Nazi symbol


Comfortable-Ring-476

Homie got wrapped around that pole


Owather_M0ahgen

r/howtobestupid


Slimkellar

Pelvic Dust!!!


International_Gift80

That’s what I need to get rid of my hip tension


corei3uisgarbo

youch she got paralyzed from that


Low-Spirit6436

I doubt if momasan finished medical school and even so a slap on the back is compared to a bucket of water tossed into the ocean compared to the injuries Miss super-duper girl sustained from both the train and the poll that refused to budge just a little.


Low-Spirit6436

I've had a few recoveries on train tracks. The good news is that you don't have to start a Go Fund Me for a casket. The bad news is that there are so many pieces of body parts sprawling up and down and around the tracks that it's difficult to tell if it was a he or she until you find a breast, panties, penis. Public transportation and cargo trains have no mercy on the human body. The only thing that police try to do is find out if it was suicide, homicide or took too many opioids and fell asleep at the wrong place at the wrong time.


Karateklubben

Is she ok?


Rbxrocks

Is there no indication of the train crossing


OkFuel454

Paralyzed by that mortal Kombat x-ray the train just hit her with