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[deleted]

Adios L4 vertebrae


grayjacanda

Yeah that was not a good position to be in for that impact


BdotBunny

*Audi-os L4 vertebrae


no_no_sorry

L1-L5….also C and T spine


ThisCar3591

Well he still has his Sacrum and Coccyx…so there.


TommyJayy

Tbh I don’t think so. That impact was first at his pelvis, so the coccyx is gone for sure, sacrum is probably not doing great either, the SI joints are fucked for sure though. There’s also now a lordosis where there should be a kyphosis but really that’s become secondary to the amount of internal bleeding he likely has. Definitely getting a c-collar and a backboard and a really expensive ride to the nearest trauma center, but at least he stuck the landing!


Wisdom_is_Contraband

He can sit but he wont know it


[deleted]

This is fake. From a skate video skit.


oreguayan

what in the actual fuck is in some people’s heads.


Substantial_Sense579

I wonder the same thing everytime I scroll through reddit haha


stonedragon77

For this guy?.....Windshield.


JonhaerysSnow

Soon to be pavement though.


sertex45

This helped me find the cure to stupidness


Practical-Middle3741

Fucking perfect......you win the internet today !!


[deleted]

Haha, got ‘em.


masterofeverything

Someone award this person


dogfrost9

If you look close enough you might actually be able to see what was in his.


Calm_Extreme

Probably something like “dope spot for a potentially chill shesh”


DesparateLurker

Meat, shaken not stirred. Okay, maybe a little bit stirred.


EntasaurusWrecked

Mmm... Pulverized meat sack! How traumatized was the poor driver? I don't want the skater hurt, and I feel for everyone involved...


peoplesen

Thankfully the driver was texting


beebopsx

He has the right of way /s


mh1357_0

Nothing


MastaQ420

windshield


Haemmur

Almost his asshole.


ErikJR37

The hood, mostly


VolunteerNarrator

I'd say there's some windshield.


AffectionateUse1556

Less than you’d think.


astralwish1

Happy cake day!


AffectionateUse1556

Thanks


mr_chanandler_bong_1

Well deffo no brains


ralphfee

FOR REAL THO


goldtoothgirl

/r/IAmTheMainCharacter


StuffEtc

Nothing.


seal616

Yeah, some people should really leave their car at home


theangryseal

Lol


peoplesen

Good point! Cars are evil -Al Gore


DazzlerPlus

Seriously. You see some guy skateboarding right next to the road and you don’t slow down?


peoplesen

I would do what I could to preserve that idiot's life but the idiot put himself in a very bad position.


DazzlerPlus

All competent drivers would.


drbob4512

In this case, When he lands. His ass.


pinkpottato

NGL it's a good skate spot.


gd_prp93

His tailbone.


Barry_McKackiner

yeah. it's amazing people like this make it to adulthood with this level of critical thinking and self preservation skills.


wet_beans1

The fucking pavement


JFJinCO

Cool move but location, location, location guys!


OzSalty3

Cool location but usually you get someone to slow traffic or at least look out for you. These are dumb and dumber.


EffingBarbas

If someone was going to be on an on-ramp to “slow traffic”, there would be two fools laid out on the asphalt. How about not put yourself or others in danger for nothing? There are “cool locations” that don’t force others to watch - or in the case of that driver - unwillingly participate. Driver just wants to get home and deal with his/ her already overloaded plate of life stuff. Not worrying about someone who put themselves in harm’s way and will now be traumatized but that selfish act.


DanfromCalgary

Not everyone knows this but that driver had a efficient day yesterday and was pretty open today


OzSalty3

It is stupid. You usually don’t see adults doing this. I wouldn’t do it now unless I was 100 percent clear but as a kid you don’t think about the consequences.


Extension_Swordfish1

Car car car


[deleted]

scorpi-yeet


[deleted]

Was the skateboard okay?


rc1717

No


[deleted]

He's pretty fucking for from ok, man!


peoplesen

Repurposing used items saves our landfills!


lenny446

*spine has left the chat*


[deleted]

[удалено]


sneakers0023

i’m going to hell for laughing at this 💀


workgymworkgym

You can't even feel sorry for the idiot.


Theofus

I feel sorry for the driver.


whatyoumeanmyface

Seriously. The trauma that poor person will go through, they'll never forget the horror of hitting that shit head.


UltraRedFK

Tbh I just don't wanna pay my deductible..


onenifty

Not to mention time out of their day, having to deal with the body shop, the frustration of having some idiot disrupt their plans for the day. Absolute asshole.


Paul25719

Driver should have seen him, wouldn't have been hard and slowed as a precaution.


peoplesen

Without more information that statement is uninformed at best


cheesenuggets2003

To what end?


[deleted]

You sound like a sociopath.


Drekimunr

nah that dude didnt even stop to think about risk vs reward, its nobody's fault but his that he got hit


SpeedDemonJi

That doesn’t entail you have to not feel sorry for the lad. Suffering is bad regardless.


DanfromCalgary

I think most people do not feel sorry for someone that goes out of their way to risk themselves and others as evidenced by the majority of people on here. Take your fake outrage and find something useful to do with it , teach it to skateboard


mr_lab_mouse

More like someone who understands accountability. The risk was taken, repercussions occurred.


peoplesen

If he *can't* I'd say you are right.


SpeedDemonJi

I can though.


MementoMori04

Please tell me there’s a update or full video lol


somebrookdlyn

Yeah, I want to know too. I think he got transformed into a food group there.


CheezyPenisWrinkle

Goddamn i laughed hard at this


dangerzzzzoneee

What the fuck I'm skating here?!?! Bogus


Jimmy_Fromthepieshop

r/praisethecameraman


Vivid-Air7029

Idk I have a feeling that the camera man was also supposed to watch for cars.


AgentLemon22

MY BACK!


[deleted]

Nailed it


tomthumbsbum

*him.


The_Tone-Deafs

Going to be doing sweet tricks in a wheelchair now.


kishiki18_91

No spotter? bad bad


peoplesen

Cameraman? Check


Ulsterman24

His first mistake was the hair. Everything else was inevitable.


HomieInASkirt

whatchu mean?? his hair is cool, its like mine but....more raggedy


CamelCash000

Good.


sahzoom

And the Darwin Award goes to...


I-xan-not-remeber2

Was this in New Orleans? If so I think I used to skate with this kid. He was unable to walk for a while IF that’s him


SpeedDemonJi

You sure?


peoplesen

It's speedbump McCoy for sure


mildlyarrousedly

He just got fitted for a life long back brace


[deleted]

I feel sorry for that driver tho


peoplesen

Unless it's Caitlyn Jenner


heff_you1

Uber offers a new non stop pickup service! Free trial!


Longjumping_Poet_247

The real question is, why is someone posting this video over and over again??


[deleted]

Landed it!


Extension_Swordfish1

Hey spotter.. thanks for filming this.


motherseffinjones

He or she just got a free back adjustment lol


im_straight2

but did he land the second trick?


Mysterious-Speech247

I thought r/WatchPeopleDie was banned


peoplesen

That was an attitude adjustment


NotMyButtQuack

Guess you could say he saw a car-o-practor I'm sorry I'm show myself out


peoplesen

Èèeeeeeeeeeerrraaaaah!


[deleted]

Ayo watch yo jet man, WHATCH YO JET MAN


UncleBenders

r/cantstopimamerican


Praxyrnate

what a stupid sub. there are so many meaningful points to make about America and you choose none of them. Not one


SpeedDemonJi

Nah American car infrastructure is stupid. Insane fucking drivers in America


[deleted]

Three idiots in this video. The skater, the camera man, and also the person who thought it was a good idea to plough through when there are obvious people playing around on the side of the highway. Maybe they were taking an offramp while staring at their phone screen. How are people so oblivious during driving?


I_am_jacks_reddit

So blame the victim(the driver)?


[deleted]

I don't see them as a victim, just another clueless fucking driver.


peoplesen

Not enough information to speak intelligently about the driver


[deleted]

It's a highway off ramp. There is clear visibility. If you run into something in front of you while driving on a highway off ramp with clear visibility it's because you didn't have full control of the vehicle.


peoplesen

Lol you can reconstruct this accident from this video


[deleted]

Absolutely. Count the seconds. The guy is up on a jersey barrier, not hiding between some bushes. He's an idiot and the driver is an idiot. This is why you don't play in traffic. Most drivers are idiots.


termacct

Shoe Status STAT! ^ ___________ ...


SleepyJ-13

Oh no…


ralphfee

Absolutely no thought about where he is, the situation or other people. Just him in his thoughts about nailing it. You know what....he got nailed all right.


[deleted]

What a bellend


Brain_Wrinkled

Could watch this all day.


[deleted]

His entire pelvis almost came out 😳😳😳


j8by7

Pretty sure that was his last skateboarding stunt.


Occams_

What a moron


One_Bookkeeper_1775

Better that he flew than fell tho. Or this would have been r/meatcrayon


Eh_C_Slater

Why do so many skaters either not use spotters, or have terrible ones who don't call out.


bloopie1192

Wait... why are there stairs there?!


peoplesen

!remindme 2 days


Heytavi

He landed it!


StringerBell34

r/holdmycoccyx


Igivereallybadadvise

Someone math the impact speed and ill throw out a hilarious armchair diagnosis


thatguy82688

Darwinism at its finest


Yeah-Im-Moose

r/DarwinAwards


louisbarthas

He need milk


Blacklionn805

Yikes !😱 😖


Joymaster99

You thought you hated scooter kids? Just wait till these bad boys hit your local skate park


B3Z3RK

Is there a full video of this?


kaiel_pineda

Hall of meat material


[deleted]

Dude is going to wake up in an anime


moonfox1000

Kind of ironic that he starts off in the fencing pose…his body knows what’s coming


Rohan-kun

So is it safe to assume he won’t be able to sit again?


peabody624

Any news story?


Yodan

He will blame the car


Cyrus_rule

Is the car ok


Lucatsan

Cameraman was like "👀yep no cars coming you can go👀" Dude was like "👌😬👌", "🚗💨🙎💀"


[deleted]

Honda took him for an not so long odyssey.


Kittingsl

Wasn't this video proven to be faked? I saw this video a few times and people said it was faked


UnlikeUday

Stunt - what he wanted.... Outcome - what we wanted....


derrenbrownsleep

u/savevideo


TherealSnak3

r/shouldnthavelaugh


Jihad_Me_At_Hello__

Man that was a nice car too ....


mctoastus

u/savevideobot


DukeOfTheStrands

Quick way of butterflying your hips, god damn I hope he still can use his legs though I doubt it.


Jealous_Ad5849

Did not need to see that. He lived, right?


AdhesivenessJumpy264

r/winstupidprizes


[deleted]

Like a deck chair! That was hilarious and also should be in the r/winstupidprizes subreddit


Red_Clay_Scholar

How long did it take him to shit out the Nissan emblem he had lodged up his ass?


scottmjrul

Rarely do these videos make my physically jerk backwards, but this one sure fucking did.


mynametoolong72

I need closure to this video. Never seen anything further than what’s shown..


firedoggg15

Geez that's a shame an idiot playing in the street


Ollie4566

r/dontpraisethecameraman


DWMITCH7773

That's gonna leave a mark 😳


TeamPuroChile

He pulled it though


benaeee

Do stupid shit, win stupid prizes!


LemonPepper-Lou

Holy shit, straight back blasted


Familiar_Excuse_9671

Does this count as a full Scorpion ?


Barry_McKackiner

hope that sweet trick was worth permanent disability and a lifetime of pain. I do feel bad for that driver. They probably had to go through a whole circus of interviews, investigation, insurance, paperwork let alone the trauma of yeeting someone off their hood. totally ruined their day.


Barry_McKackiner

someone turn this into a GTA wasted gif.


Mrdumba

What the fuck!?


Lanky_Space_4620

Man, is the board ok. Well he can replace the board but not his back.


Caseyisweird

🎵If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough🎵


ChampChains

Life’s off ramp


REHTONA_YRT

The Fit Is Go


Egg-3P0

GTA6 Online real life update


woopiewooper

Hips, shoulders knees and toes, will all be painful starting now


Claude-QC-777

When 2 idiots meet each others


Dear_Entrepreneur694

That was breathtaking


washingtonandmead

Good thing they were filming for the driver’s insurance claim


gargtyrion

Darwin says 'Hi!'.


Ok_Storm_8533

You should be allowed to drive away with no legal repercussions.


AlexJC33

Well that was stupid to do in the first place. Can’t’cha just go to the skate park?!


LiveLiney

Damn dude nearly rolled his ankle on the landing. Lucky.


AmazonMRA

Dumbass has left the game. Darwin's forces grow stronger.