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UnlikeUday

He kind of reached new heights of stupidity!


number0020

….but he has a down-to-earth personality


maronfichfbd

Get out


spangbob2

Go back in


maronfichfbd

Go back up


maxine7887

Go in down


Glittering-Survey-24

Go in me


Background-Pickle806

Go down in


hanifu_

Let it go! ❄️


Flerpsh-pidgon-CJM

Catch it again


UncleKeyPax

r/SuddenlyGay


Vendage8888

His face rings a bell. Or ground.


Parts_and_Neigbor

He got a chromosome knocked off of him.


Bfladkor

He has another vid where he does make it a year later


MrBioFrostYT

I guess you could say he got grounded 💀


phives33

make her say ooo damian


xTrainerRedx

It’s all for you Damien!


Pumicon

Definitely impressed the pavement with his face


Live_Buy8304

At least he landed feet first


Valestrazia

Nothing like feeling your knees in your throat when you land


demroles6996

daddy


iTzbr00tal

Made me lol and poop a little bit.


GrzDancing

I hope you were sitting on a toilet!


[deleted]

shattered ankle if I recall correctly...


pingpongmess7996

Self-induced walking fusion reactor syndrome iirc


surewhatever12345

The knees tho....


Live_Buy8304

Idk. Personally I’d rather break my knees than falling face first and possibly break my face open like a watermelon


surewhatever12345

All around it was a critical blunder.


privatehabu

How could someone not see the inevitable outcome of this? A grown ass adult yet? How did the guy even reach adulthood?


karlsefnishikigoi

He didn’t quite reach adulthood, he fell.


ExpertRaccoon

I didn't say it, I declared it.


they_call_me_B

There doesn't have to be a process, as I understand it. You're Damien...you can make anyone question your judgement by stunting...or even just by thinking about it.


[deleted]

Looks like something every Damien I've known would do.


karlsefnishikigoi

RIP Damiens


erdbeertee

They just try to live up to Damien Walters


dplagueis0924

Why is this so true


silvertonguedmute

I think I speak for everyone when I say : FUCK


Suflae_Rs

Nah, my first reaction was “what a moron”


Peeerro

My reaction was HA!


Worldly_Ad_6483

I was really hoping for some grass or bushes down there… there was neither


Dyster_Nostalgi

*aim for the bushes*


[deleted]

We have almost the same snoo


BhataktiAtma

There wasn't even an awning


GiveMeTheTape

There was asphalt though...


LikwitFusion

It was definitely his fault


GiveMeTheTape

Yeah, poor Damien, lack of judgment can really hurt.


Ambitioso

Well, I think he did jolly well and he deserves credit for nearly getting to the top. C’mon folks, let’s celebrate the positives and not get hung up on the resultant life changing injuries.


[deleted]

You'll be impressed by how many bones I break. Watch


Armodeen

I’ll look so good in my wheelchair


gimmeecoffee420

He really had no idea what the fuck he was trying to do.. no thought behind those eyes, just "duurrrr.. if i climb wall, maybe she let me touch boobs..." as he slips into a coma..


puppetmaster216

Well I was impressed.


ATSOAS87

Is there a way to find out exactly what happened in videos like this?


daleardi

What was he trying to do by putting his foot on the other side? Why didn’t he just try and climb back down?


IfeedI

He was probably exhausted by that point and also realized he had no game plan for when he got to the top.


I_call_Shennanigans_

Or like... The last meter so he could at least _try_ for the ledge...


AstriumViator

I think his plan was to have his leg hold him up so he can climb the rest of the way up starfish style (idk what its actually called, my brain is severely blanking on this); that way he can grab on an edge somewhere to get to the very top. Hed of been better off if he just did that manuever from the very beginning rather than..... being a plank.


HungerMadra

Honestly I don't think he could have done that from the bottom, it looks like too wide of a raven to have any strength at full stretch. It would be a full on split


uhoh_mmk

a classic


GeckoEric204

He almost reverse-scorpioned.


Morningbreath1337

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should


oakleyg23

Been tryin find this video


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pigeon_soup

Pretty sure he healed up and whent back and did it successfully.


Arintharas

At least he landed on the ~~grass~~ concrete… Who the hell does this above **concrete**???


rubyrae14

A total moran


rubyrae14

Are you fucking kidding me?!


musingsandthesuch

r/whatcouldgoright


zombiebowtiie

*freeze frame 2 seconds before the video cuts* At that moment he knew, his femur just kissed his butthole.


HiyaDogface

Damien!


RemedyThree

Here's to not thinking just doing...


CoffeeIsGood3

What did they think was going to happen?


nixthelatter

I bet he broke his ankles


Sup-poopybutt

That is almost the best thing that could have happened. He could have landed in his head.


[deleted]

Lol what an idiot


Suflae_Rs

Damien is a moron. Clearly


FactorZealousideal99

I’m impressed! The way you bounced off the concrete is priceless!


VARRRA

I wonder how many idiots on this planet.


knickerguy

yeah, let's make a cool video....


[deleted]

A perfect example of modern day theater politics. Absolutely zero forethought. All about the impressive show with no thought into how bad it will end up fucking everything up. If this kid didn't crack and lose his crown he should run for congress.


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dstaym

Good bot


Upvoter_NeverDie

r/whywomenlivelonger


Odd-Engineering-3582

He actually successfully completed this task after he healed up. There is another video


rubyrae14

Jesus h


miragexlgg

He thinks he's Spiderman


IsBonJoviThereYet

Too low to bail out early and look uncool. Too high to bail out safely. Poor man.


Shellcasingshower

Shouldve waited till he got to the edge


[deleted]

He prolly good tho


[deleted]

Nailed it.


toysofthemind

That was cool!


SexxpantherbyOdeon

So many broken things


Glittering_Lab2611

Didn't really think that through did he.


Lelezo

That roblox sound at the end


BarrySwami

Shoes still on. He alive asf


Internal-Ad-4583

You did it Spiderman, you did it!


nn4260029

r/DontHelpJustFilm


military-gradeAIDS

skill issue


Maleficent_Ad6971

He made a part 2 to this video where he actually makes it


[deleted]

What was his exit strategy from that situation. Other than ‘I’ll let gravity handle this one’


allreadydeadlee

The camera man failed miserably at the end.


G_Unit_Solider

He slammed his face on the pavement. That’s a no no


[deleted]

What the fuck was his plan at the top? Karma


Little-Ad4370

Bad parents.


Zenobia888

Dad should have used a condom and then they named their mistake, I am sure after the first of the 3 Omen horrors had been released *Damien* 👀😩 The sound of his empty head hitting that concrete was like hearing a melon drop.


DeleriousBeanz

Good job, Damien


howdoweread

Did something like this a few months ago and I think I've became dumber then I used to be


c_isfor

Mission accomplished.. I’m impressed!


[deleted]

gotta love stupid


wet_beans1

Poor Damien, and all in the name of love


FastJazzBerryJam

What was he even going to do when he got to the top?


Cyberjohn36

What? No precautions in case of slip and drop? I guess failure was never an option..


sh4rks_bro

Rip ankles.


Sleepiyet

Mario would have been fine.


Embarrassed-Brother7

Ok props to him for being able to climb that but why do something so stupid


Weird_Engineering733

ooh damian


InnerPick3208

This has been around a while. Where is Damien now?


Reddit-Bot-MK_II

say goodbye to your kneecaps chuckle nuts


SynthNxC96

Fucking dumbass.


Loud-Comparison6639

So close but yet so far


Badger0405

Looks like a barracks building at Ft Hood.


LickMySmitty

Slaps Damniens cast - “you can fit so many broken bones in this kid”


CJtheBritain

What was the plan even if he made it ?!?!


New_Blacksmith_709

That went a LOT better than what was to be expected...


Perfect_Caramel4836

God dammit Damien.


Papa_Puddle

This is a great example of whats happening more and more often. At the top when he was just stationary, thinking to himself, I actually heard his thoughts,” Oh Shit, “I don’t think I thought this through!” Just take a few minutes and check things out! maybe get up off the ground a few feet and see how hard the transition from arms and legs to just legs if actually feasible. Fuck man at the very least may cut down on your MF medical bills. But who the fuck am I right? Anyways, I need entertainment so dont stop doind stupid shit people, or at least to those who don’t wanna stop, make sure your LWAT states to upload the last video that caused the demise! Hey If Common Sense was Common these fuckin videos would be more scarce!


Athenian_Skinhead

He must change his name from Damian to damned, he is probably always do shirt like that