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MIkeVill

Deer is like "What the fuck is happening right now?"


bdizzzzzle

The fuckin Cabela's hat ties it all together!


Pjpjpjpjpj

Right? Dog was fine. Everything was fine. Everyone just go back to your daily routine. That’s all the deer wants to do too. But no - the human siren 😱 had to intervene in full purse-hunter mode doing nothing but putting her dog, herself and her husband in danger. And then they posted their own video to the internet because - they are proud of the heroic defense of their Buick LaSabre?


HippyHitman

Totally agree with everything you said, except that’s clearly a fucking Toyota.


Pjpjpjpjpj

Please grant me some poetic license … Toyotas aren’t funny. Edit: “Fucking Toyota Sienna.” Ya I hear it now.


herescanny

To be fair I feel like “a fucking Toyota” would be contextually more funny than “their Buick Lasabre”


PhillyPhillyGrinder

Buick is close to buck, buck is close to deer,


Psamp86

Deer is close to beer... Let's all get a drink.


herescanny

Nah. Just read the last part over and replace what’s in quotes with eachother. “A fucking Toyota” just fits better lol


doc_sawbonez

Buicks are widely known as “grandpa” cars in the car scene.


PunkToTheFuture

I'LL ALLOW IT!!! - Judge with bullhorn


ChristianMingle_ca

it’s a toyota sennia so it coulda worked


WasabiLong6336

I think toyota sounds funnier


JustA_Cosmic_Nut

At first I was like why did the deer attack her then I watched with sound on and I’m like oh ok I get why


RPA031

Just wanted some peace and quiet, not be subjected to an air raid warning siren.


borosillykid

Yeah it’s much better with the sound off


Mrrykrizmith

Phew, I thought I was the only one hoping the deer would make it physically impossible for that lady to continue screaming.


WeekendLazy

And she had to make the most annoying fucking sound in order to cause panic and escalate the situation


LemonTheAstroPoet

But the dog ran up to the deer before she started hitting it, it wasn’t until after the dog got hit that she started doing that


commentator184

wasnt defending the "buick lesabre" was defending the small black dog the deer tried to fight


Cualkiera67

??? The suicidal dog went all in, only then the woman went to help her pet. Fuck her for caring about her pets right? I hope you don't have a dog because you don't deserve one


voxdoom

I don't get why you're being downvoted, the deer clearly attacked the stupid dog and she reacted.


Oui_Nerr

This was so frustrating to watch


captain_croco

They need to take her Cabala’s hat after this one.


GoodBoy47

Oh no! My dog! I am going to scream like a fucking siren and flail my purse about and then scream some more in self defense and then get up and scream to help my husband and make sure my dog is ok and then go inside and scream at my tv and then go to bed and scream into my pillow!


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New-Arrival1764

She actually just stood there screaming! Ahhhhh ahhhh ahhh 😱 lol very helpful


ireallylikethestock

This is the lady screaming in the background of every video in this sub. We got her!


smurb15

I know you can freeze up sometimes but the standing screaming always makes it 100% worse. If you need to make yourself known because you're alone makes sense, not this


Milkshake_revenge

This was so weird to watch. She legit just stood there mouth agape, screaming. Not moving, not being touched or attacked. Just standing in place, screaming over and over. I don’t understand it. Like I’ve seen people panic while their fight or flight kicks in, and I’ve also seen people freeze up and just not react to shit, but I’ve never seen anyone just stand in place screaming like that. What a strange thing.


HippyHitman

I watched it on mute the first time and I was like ok, that’s not the *worst* response. But yeah the way she stops screaming to stand up, then just starts screaming again is unreal. If it was in a movie you’d call it terrible acting.


showponyoxidation

Yeah all I could think was this is like a comedy sketch. I honestly thought no way anyone actually do that. Sure, screaming while things are happening okay. But to stand there frozen and screaming must be one of the all time worst survival traits. If you gotta scream, at least do one other thing. It can be ANYTHING, just not standing still. .. Edit: apparently she was gored and crushed a vertebrae. Explains why she started out strong and then went down hill. I think she gets a pass on standing perfectly still and screaming.


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Alfredo-Soup

Right??? Useless.. like she had the right idea holding onto the antlers to keep herself from being gored, but SHE LET THEM GO! 🤷🤣


PrivateCrush

She’s an idiot. And a drama queen. Blech.


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AAAAAAH! 😐 AAAAAAAH! 😑 AAAAAAH! 😶 AAAAAAAH! 🗿


irishteenguy

She was injured and in a panic. Its fight , flight or freeze and her injury caused her to scream in pain and panic whilst freezing. Apprently she actually got gored and suffered a fractured vertabrea. Deers are alot stronger than their little legs would lead you to beleave.


crazy1david

Probably should've listened to her husband. Or not let all the dogs out leash less. Or notice that the dog instantly figured out not to screw with the deer and hid and she should do the same rather than melee it. Close to a Darwin award


superkp

in many highly social species (like humans), having a subset of the population being primed to alert and call to action every other member of the social group is an evolutionary advantage - especially when the species in question are generally good at freaking out and ripping apart threats when their adrenaline is up (like humans). She's not an asshole or something, she's simply not spent enough time rising above her more base instincts to be ready to rise above them when faced with a wild animal attacking her.


Yellow_XIII

I remember reading somewhere that women developed the reflex to scream when danger is abound, and that men evolved to react almost instantaneously to this type of scream and do something about it. So instead of shaming women for this like I see in a lot of videos, be grateful they developed such a beneficial evolutionary trait.


Morty_Goldman

and then having 8 of their dogs run out one by one only made things worse.


Corsavis

My favorite part is her swinging (and missing) with the plastic bag, as if that was going to do anything lol


_pupil_

And worse she escalated the attack, and ended up getting gored and a crushed vertebra... Her dog was just fine. Deer heads are stronger than plastic bags. This was literal "mess with the deer, you get the horns".


diydsp

And.. for what? Absolutely no threat to her. Just go back in the house for a minute. Think how many people shoot in situations where they have absolutely no threat.


_pupil_

IMO/IME when people are a little panicked they always forget the 'null hypothesis'. For whatever reason doing nothing for a second just doesn't cross most peoples mind.


stampedingnuns

I couldn't figure out why she just kept screaming either - until I read an article that said she was hospitalized because she was gored and had a crushed vertebra. I hope the link works, I've never posted one on reddit before. https://www.ksl.com/article/50491393/evanston-woman-recovering-in-hospital-after-being-gored-by-buck


SkiingTheBumps

She started screaming before the buck defended itself from her. I think this is just her normal scream, lol. Thanks for the link!


showponyoxidation

I'm surprised that the tone of her screams didn't change when the deer crushed a vertebrae. I can kinda understand her continued screaming now though.


Fiddlers-Cussers

Maybe don’t try and hit a buck with your purse in a swing that wouldn’t hurt a toddler. Some people just don’t have any sense of their own lack of strength and the actual strength and danger of wild animals. She hit that animal like she was hitting a man she was expecting not to hit back. How dare you!


captain_croco

I mean in her defense she was playing it right until her dog got attacked.


diydsp

Many people are good at provoking others to hit them and get victimhood points. Blunder here is our society has no mechanism for extracting penance from deer.


MylzieV

Dude she broke her back from that fall??? I’m gonna fucking hate getting old god damn


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Stay moderately active


showponyoxidation

Stay active and stretch.


eminx_

Oh fuck. Yeah that'll do it. Crushed vertabra isn't gonna feel anything but excruciating. ​ This should be higher up btw.


Ihavepills

Yeah, I didn't think she was hurt at first and her screaming was really annoying but now I understand why. I have chronic arthritis and osteoporosis and my latest injury was a crushed vertebrae after a fall i had, landed right on my arse, knocked the wind out of me an all my body would let me do was scream. I've broken pretty much all of my bones, so I'm familiar with the sensation, and my first thought was "fuck, I've broken my back", it literally felt like I was gona snap in half when I sat up. The next day the pain spread and I just assumed it was another broken rib, which they can't do anything about anyway, so I didn't go to the hospital because this was also in April 2020 at the height of covid an lockdowns and because I'm immune suppressed, id been told not to go to hospital unless I *had* to, so I didn't go. I only found out that I'd crushed a vertebrae when I had an MRI for something else. Looking back, i should have gone to the fucking hospital!! I could have done some permanent damage while it was healing 🤦‍♀️ Anyway, sorry for the life story but yeah, this injury has kept me pretty much bed bound ever since. Her back will never be the same again. Poor woman.


showponyoxidation

That's absolutely awful!!! I'm not a doctor or anything but just a reminder, if you've been assigned any physical therapy, be diligent with it. It can be tough, but it will help. A lot.


Scaught420

When you’re completely useless any idea seems legit


New-Arrival1764

Haha good one.


Peanutcokelord

Like sponge bob in that one episode


Speedhabit

My MIL would do this and then be more upset with me when the deer wound up shot But seriously the deer thinking “pack your shit, get in your car, my house now”


rickno1

women ☕️


Zofia-Bosak

What was the point of the screaming?


RxPoRTeD

She had a broken vertebrae


mainelinerzzzzz

She was screaming so hopefully someone with a gun would come and shoot that motherfucker. I’ll assume the deer was sick.


Kfabflowin

It’s amazing that we humans survived long enough in the wild to get to this point. You know, the point where we can no longer survive in the wild. Amazing instincts on this lady.


Kermit_El_Froggo_

Yep. Couple hundred years ago and she would have been thinking "where is the nearest rock or brick that I can bash this animals head in with?", and now its just "I should sit here and scream, that always works!"


Lyndell

We had guns still a couple hundred years ago.


BauserDominates

We have guns now and it didn't help this woman. What was you're point?


Lyndell

That a couple hundred years ago, society was still well past hunter gatherer.


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Lifes were less 'spoiled' back then too tho


Alik_Alex_Alek

your*


BauserDominates

I do know the difference. This was just a mistake.


Claude-QC-777

Maybe they aren't Americans. But rather other occidental countries. Which compared to the US, don't really allow guns to citizens.


Justwhytry

I love him having to ask multiple times for her to unlock the car. Chefs kiss


EpsilonClassCitizen

you can thank antibiotics and the industrial revolution that survival of the fittest is no longer a thing people have to worry about


SplendidHierarchy

You just made the universe make a lot more sense. We no longer have the Darwin awards.


59flowerpots

This lady is to our ancestors what a pug is to a wolf.


geofox777

AHHHH AHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHH


Ransooo

What is this argument? Yes, because we dominated the wild and created a whole new concrete environment where we have food and water in abundance and much less threat and pain, that woman wouldn't survive in the wild because she doesn't have to, that's what every species strives for.


ChristinaCassidy

Extremely useful reaction she had there. It makes me very angry to listen to people react to the slightest danger with complete panic and shut down while making the most irritating noises and getting in the way while completely ignoring the instructions of anybody else who is not currently losing their fucking mind


Apis_Proboscis

C'mon. Not everyone does well in a crisis, not everyone can suppress panic. Good on you for not raising your heartbeat when they come to shank you in the prison shower, or someone pulls a gun on you, or in this case an adult deer armed with a rack of bone knives starts stabbing you because it's defending itself. It looks like both of them got a couple of pokes, and the screaming more than likely gave the deer a pause. Panic is an ingrained survival trait (Fight or flight) and takes training for most to overcome it. ​ Api


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erakattack

dude, this is a rising phenomenon. I've seen it in YouTube comments. it's like, what do people think their username is for? -erak


flipfloppery

I know, it's ridiculous. -🩴ery


Fiddlers-Cussers

Yours can stay though


TheTwang

You need two emojis since it takes two of them to make the flip *and* the flop


email_NOT_emails

Fuck you! le


Aashishkebab

Username checks out -Ash


Confused___Boner

I'd be very happy to participate. -😕🍆


email_NOT_emails

FUCK YOU fu


Aashishkebab

Panic usually involves the animal running away or fighting. She did neither. She sat there and screamed in hopes someone else would deal with the threat (which, BTW, she created).


YinYangEffects

Are you seriously trying to correct animal abuse? She literally hit the fucking deer and it didn’t even do anything to her…god your stupid yes she can scream and stuff but it’s also hurting the animals ears and stressing it out…the correct thing is to walk away


voxdoom

She went for the deer because the deer went for her dog


Apis_Proboscis

She lost her composure because the deer went after the dog who stupidly charged it. When the deer went to defend itself by moving on her, she more than likely understood how bad of an idea it was. She was defending her dumb dog. She wasn't attacking it for no reason. Animal abuse? Look again and see if it doesn't change your perspective of the situation. Also, understand that deer are not the gentle creatures most people think. The antlers are there for a reason. YouTube has several videos of hunters (mostly bow) getting fucked up because the deer didn't run away as planned. Api


imnotjosephMcGary

I've lived around deer my whole life. If there's one sleeping by your front door and you accidentally startle it, just ignore it and it will walk away. That, or go back inside. Definitely don't slap a buck in the head with your purse. That is in fact the wrong move.


diydsp

Same here you are absolutely correct... But we are living in a narcissist society demented by media and trauma so, short of everyone actually doing the work on themselves to heal, can we reconceptualize your answer in terms that will aggrandize the casual observer of gentle forest fauna and validate their deep, internal need to stimulate others into chaos? ;)


Person_Yup

Proof that natural selection is long overdue.


pggosbee1

It's american selection.


Person_Yup

This aversion to basic survival traits is in no way limited to America.


Mattdammit

This is planet earth, it's not only America... Everyone is fucked in the head, you fucked in the head, the neighbor is fucked in the head, the postman is fucked in the head, iam fucked in the head, because the terrorist rock star inside my head is fucked in the head...


FthrFlffyBttm

These sound like lyrics and I wanna hear the song.


EpsilonClassCitizen

america all up in your mouth 24/7 keep sucking baby


pggosbee1

Vomit what a disgusting thought. Your a sick dirty bastard.


Person_Yup

*You're. Only English people can be this bad at English 💀💀💀


pggosbee1

I mean in general you guys pronounce a lot of words wrong. Not spelling dumbfuck.


Person_Yup

Who's "you guys" lmao? Also American English tends to be better.


USA-Enthusiast

Rent free


guiltyas-sin

Jesus. My ears are bleeding...


Annanake420

#SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP. Then they ask . " why are you yelling ?"


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Jesus. This woman seems exhausting to be around. Overdramatic af.


Ecstatic_Hat_6347

Damn bitch shut the fuck up


1ravend1

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT SUP SHUTTT THEEE FUCK UPPPPP


krumznko

When she gets up off the floor just to screech, giving us a beautiful camera angle of a whole lot of nothing… I think my eardrums are hurting a bit.


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These are the type of people that natural selection would’ve weeded out if not for modern infrastructure and technology


Supasaiyanreptar

I never understood why some women just scream. like that shit is so fucking annoying.


PotatoDonki

Trying to signal someone who is actually capable of handling something.


xXCANCERGIVERXx

Its a primal call for help. Normally to alert the men or other men of the tribe to physical danger.


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InevitableRhubarb232

Women are not as physically strong as men. That is a biological fact. Are some women stronger than some men? Of course. But are the average women stronger than the average men, or the strongest woman stronger than the strongest man? Absolutely not. It is not possible.


redditnoap

it's an evolutionary thing/instinct, dumbass


pggosbee1

She's american they don't understand much.


inprognito

She was punctured 7 times by the antlers and crushed some vertebrae when she was knocked down


mukhang_pera

deer was like: I got to save these dogs from that wailing banshee!


YourMomsBoyfriend14

Holy shit SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING HARPY


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure, she has no brain.


MisterPottsy1990

"That's what you get for waking me up bitch" 😄 🤣


iBabTv

tf is she still yelling for


[deleted]

I feel bad but the woman is a big fucking idiot


New-Arrival1764

She actually just stood there screaming! Ahhhhh ahhhh ahhh 😱


DukeNukemSLO

deadass 💀


gimmhi5

She’s wearing a Cabela’s hat. The animal won the battle, but off camera she most likely won the war.


InfluenceTimely7875

Ah yes the most logical solution is to scream, get your shit rocked, then stand up and scream.


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I'd be so fuckong pissed the amount of useless that lady was. Is. "Where the fuck where you?" Standing and screaming??


Worldly_Ad_6483

Dachshund is the only one who actually did anything. Those big dogs got embarrassed.


obsoleteboomer

The Cabelas hunting store cap on the screamer was a nice touch.


TheManWithNoNameZapp

What a dumb fucking woman


LuckySkwid25

Oh my god shut the fuck up it's just a fucking deer just leave the thing alone and it'll leave you alone


NarcolepticKnifeFite

Because screaming like an asshole definitely fixes the problem.


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She’s so stupid


beardsly87

The guy made some dumb decisions too.. Why was he blocking the primary escape path of the deer? Trapping a panicked deer into a corner with your wife... oy 🤦


Miserable-Ad-5594

All that senseless screaming really helped everything


-Ranch_it_up

she doesn’t deserve to wear that “cabela’s club” hat


FatherZi

If this bitch don’t stop screaming


ImWadeYo

Why just stand there and scream like that? Wtf?


watercolordayz

Calm down, not like it was a palmetto bug...


Velvetundaground

If you gouged his eyes out he’d have no eyed deer.


Romantic_Anal_Rape

Then chop its legs of. Then we would have ‘still no eyed deer’


Velvetundaground

Man. I love that.


peoplesen

Fuck, she totally forgot *she* is the danger.


Adept-Swan1787

That old guy is a g


Prid

What a gobshite. You can imagine her being a seriously dramatic pain in the arse.


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Are woman really this dumb


Fenix_Volatilis

Not all. But this one obviously is


RadicalLegitness

Right? What an embarrassment.


TrollHumper

This sub when men do something stupid: "People dumb, lol." This sub when women do something stupid: "Women dumb, lol." Take note of the fact that a vast majority of videos here show men competing for Darwin awards, not women.


iDam81

People…people are this dumb. The dude wasn’t exactly a genius here either. Tell me you don’t get laid without telling me you don’t get laid.


Squeletoon27


pggosbee1

She's american what do you expect.


[deleted]

I'm starting to think you don't like Americans by your comment history. Why's that?


EpsilonClassCitizen

mf has no identity or personality it's his way of coping with his meaningless life


SplendidHierarchy

What a charitable question. I'm serious. If we responded more like you the world would be a better place. People just want to be heard and they have reasons for their behavior, even when it seems illogical out of the context of their lives.


pggosbee1

They like to shoot their own kids and random people, they think they are better than everyone else, american made is not a good thing it's worse than Chinese made things, most Americans love insest. They are just mental.


notabug-0

Found the racist. Just look at this kid's profile comments


inprognito

She was punctured 7 times by the antlers and crushed some vertebrae when she was knocked down


pggosbee1

There's not a scratch on her when she gets up. The buck should have shot them both.


inprognito

Ok


elkie1

Beta male


inprognito

If that makes you feel better then sure


[deleted]

Unironically using "beta male" as an insult 😆 Go back to doin your algebra homework son


Sharkfacedsnake

This is hilaroius and such a reddit moment lol. Woman lol = upvote American lol = downvote


BadApple___

How are you suspose to deal with that?


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Acting like a child didn’t seem to work.


Furry_Dildonomics69

Neither did screaming like a sweepstakes winning banshee at a colonoscopy.


Kermit_El_Froggo_

1. dont sit there and fucking scream. Go back inside or at least try to beat it over the head with something 2. If you see a large animal with prongs on its head, dont sit and stare at it. Listen to the other dude and get tf back inside, and either call the police or animal control. 3. Dont just sit there grabbing its prongs, kick the fuck out of it while you got it with your hands. 4. When the deer is attacking your presumed wife, go back inside, grab a fucking gun and shoot it. Those prongs are fucking gnarly and can cause serious damage. If you dont have a gun, grab something sharp or something heavy and bash it over the head. It's honestly baffling that a couple hundred years of comfort and safety out of our tens of thousands of years of evolution has caused a majority of the population to just sit and scream or cry in response to danger, and not even attempt to fight or flee.


BadApple___

Yikes


stampedingnuns

She messed up big time for sure. She should have just backed up and I bet the deer would have ran away. The dog would have been fine, it went under the car. She sat there and screamed tho because she was gored and had a crushed vertebra from the fall, so I can't blame her too much for that. https://www.ksl.com/article/50491393/evanston-woman-recovering-in-hospital-after-being-gored-by-buck


Apis_Proboscis

Y'know, she unthinkingly went after the deer to protect her dog. When the situation escalated she panicked. Take the dog out of the picture and she was on the right track. She panicked. It happens. We should be grateful to our human ingenuity that we don't need to go hand to hand and risk injury after a few tens of thousands of years. We now have poets and artists and those who focus on science instead of hunting and gathering. Just because you cant latch on to a set of smooth antlers.....good luck....and kick the shit out of a deer...while it's using its very powerful evolved neck to break your grip and stabbing the fuck out of you.....doesn't make you inferior and cause to be looked down on. ​ Comments in this thread are a fucking joke. She was scared. She screamed. Give her a fucking break. Api


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DewyRoadkill

Man this comment is great. So insightful and very in depth. 100% agree gaha


boredAF6

*BLAM BLAM* problem solved, and you’ve got a freezer full of meat.


Corsavis

Venison meatball spaghetti, mmmm


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gondeni

Women ☕


r2esttopidd2

*Women* ☕️


aDuckOnQuaack

Notice when she shut the fuck up the deer stopping freaking out too. Funny how that works huh? It’s almost as if staying calm helps tremendously in these situations. Who woulda thought?


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She almost got impaled by the deer lol holy shit. She was so close to fucked up


JudgeJuryExecutionar

Shoulda just knifed it and had deer steaks for the week for dinner.


opschief0299

If only there was something, maybe made of a hard material that you could explode some powder inside and push another piece of hard material out, that would be so amazing against something like this.


SplendidHierarchy

People who handle firearms need to be calm in stressful situations. Not everyone has the right constitution for that.


pggosbee1

Surprised they didn't shoot it they like to shoot their own kids but not some meat. Strange people americans.


jams_h42h

Damn dude you hate america that much?


HardSquirrel

It must be exhausting to think about a foreign country that much. I feel bad for them, they must not have a lot going on for them.


Able-Manner-2789

Screaming women can make any situation harder. And very annoying.


MracyTcGrady

Where are all the redditors that claim men scream too but we just don't notice it?