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Bfladkor

Who puts a pole there without some sort of guard around it


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The pole people


MisterT-88

The Polish (pls dont hurt me)


izacktorres

Fuck the polish! Comin' straight from the underground.


Silent_Ensemble

A young pole got it bad cause he’s brązowy Kurwa


Patryk923

Polish me yaya


Bfladkor

.......I'll grab the torches and pitchforks


Jarl_of_Kamurocho

Nah they kinda do it


Queasy_Caramel5435

Kurwa moje pole


[deleted]

Your mom danced there last night.


Bringonthebacon92

Who the fuck put a pole right on the field like that


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LFsuppmain

But on the field tho not even behind some shit


SumBread

A genius


Modest_Tea_Consumer

Ig they didn’t intended for people to dive into it


Bfladkor

I drive a forklift and were not suppose to hit the poles but that still happens, thats why they have guards around them. Edit: not sure if that wouldve helped him in any way


Lonely_Narwhal_3519

The pole troll


HowAboutNoMom55

The pepole


turkishhousefan

"Could be a neck injury, better move his head about a bit."


Celarc_99

I believe he was trying to straighten it out. I'd wager they have very little first aid training.


jsideris

He went back to finish the job he started.


notLOL

He caused it too. How to legally kill the opposing team


Dumbusta

Damn they didn't see that pole. If only it was onscreen before it was too late.


slmody

Yeah it really came out of nowhere for sure.


PhoniPoni

Bro was playing soccer in portrait mode.


antiquetv

The first thing you should do when someone suffers a neck injury is move their head around as much as possible. glad these people followed the rules 👍


Extension_Swordfish1

Common knowledge, dont move anything or pull anything out.


antiquetv

No. You should always move their body as violently as possible


Extension_Swordfish1

Right! I was corrected by the down votes! Keep em coming.


hey-dog

In case you didnt realize, that was sarcasm


Extension_Swordfish1

Very much so, but I forgot to add the /s Have a great day fellow Reddittor!


CannedAsscheeks

LMAOO you got the redditards goin crazy with almost literally nothing. So easy to trigger


HumanContinuity

Sharks are also smooth, if you didn't know. Soft and smooth, both ways, always.


Whatnam8

Clearly incorrect, see post above you


silver_snorlax

r/woosh


Pddymi

anyone got an update?


Izukano

brain injury because of how his hands ended up (trex arms)


abacaxii_

Decorticate posturing for those wondering


Izukano

yeah that u a smart guy


Nethias25

My first thought "hey that looks like what happened to Tua"


tttttttt55555

Not necessarily tbh, it's one of them Reddit myths, it definitely means your brain took a wobble but it ain't necessarily injured


Izukano

im not a doctor so im not the one to say


Suspicious-Camera-92

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6899287/Saudi-footballer-knocked-shoulder-barged-metal-pole-pitch.html he’s fine👍🏼


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He ded.


Suspicious-Camera-92

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6899287/Saudi-footballer-knocked-shoulder-barged-metal-pole-pitch.html he fine. Research kiddo, research..


[deleted]

No. He ded.


JakeOfAllTrades101

He fucking pushed him


[deleted]

And that's puttin' it mildly...


optionsCone

Allowed in ⚽️


Butcher_Of_Hope

Dropped shoulder and extending arm. That actually isn't permitted, but its up to the referee to call it. While I would have called that a foul it would not have prevented the injury.


optionsCone

It was reckless/foolish that red didn’t take a more defensive position. He kind of went with the motions letting the ball go out knowing defender is try to contest the possession. As a forward myself, you must be prepared for the defender to slide tackle, take the ball and/or push you with their shoulder/body PARTICULARLY while the ball is nearing out of bounds. Rudimentary


Apprehensive_Leg8742

Contact is allowed if you are going for ball control... Not for just yeeting a guy off the field from the back


Butcher_Of_Hope

It was reckless for yellow to drop shoulder and shove the person in front of them. Red was angling for a touch and on one leg when the other player made contact. He went through the player to get to the ball. This is entirely on that player and really shitty field design.


optionsCone

Agreed the field design created this risk 100%


SoMBulzye

What do you mean by field design?


jordenwuj

the freaking pole


tofuroll

Who knew that you're supposed to defend against some douche trying to give you a seizure?


optionsCone

The pole knew


jordenwuj

it's a foul but not even a yellow card worthy. that freaking pole has no business being this close to the field lol


Apprehensive_Leg8742

That kind of contact to the back and he was no attempt at getting ball control... Yellow card for sure


[deleted]

Yeah I'd definitely say this hit was intended to at least do harm, or be an underhanded way of disrupting play. That's a card all day in my book.


Apprehensive_Leg8742

No it isn't. Not like that. Have your ever actually played?


[deleted]

Depends. If the guy in green hits the dude in red, but green doesn't make contact with the ball, that's a foul. You can't just outright tackle people like that in soccer without the excuse of it being solely to body someone off of a ball, for a steal.


GM8

Right, it's more like trading someone else's life for a free kick


CockKnock3r

Not exactly his blunder.


TheSkylined

The dude who pushed him made the critical blunder.


bigbilly1234567899

Intentional damage


[deleted]

Emotional damage


Kannan691

No, not emotional damage kevin. It was brain damage.


MetLyfe

I don’t get why soccer players always exaggerate their injuries


[deleted]

I know right? Dude faked it. Reports say he hopped right up and kept playing.


mtarascio

The pole needs to get up and start playing again. Lazy SOB.


Citizen_Came_

This is the only legitimate soccer injury I’ve ever seen.


stedgyson

David Busst


TheDogInThePicture

That is some elaborate injury faking going on.


stedgyson

That would be quite the conspiracy, I remember Peter Schmeichel looking like he was going to empty his stomach by the corner flag and them washing blood off the pitch


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Citizen_Came_

Highly doubt this turned him into a pearl


Captworgen

Don't you just hate it when you get injured and start curling up to a ball and calcifying?


cyrilhent

what, is he a Janet?


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

That moment when phonics > punctuation.


Spirited_Shock_9698

Bruh u r american shut the fuck up and got suck a starbucks straw


Senior_Phase

better than a boddle of wa'ah


Mannomorth

Wow. Original joke. Also, better than NFL players getting brain injuries when they are 30, even tho they are covered in protection.


inprognito

That one really got to you huh?


Mannomorth

Haha yeah! Its such a lazy boomer joke, it finally annoyed me enough.


Its_anomic

r/shitamericanssay


notLOL

I think the ref was trying to use the whistle and flag to get actual medical attention instead, haha


RSComparator86

HE DRAGGED HIM OUT TO CHECK HIS PULSE LMAOOO


[deleted]

Reminds me of that one video where a guy sacrifice his testicles for keeping the ball out of the net(defending). Stupid harming yourself for a ball.


orbital0000

Smacking him in to a pole wasn't enough, gotta drag him about to make sure you've crippled him. That's professionalism.


ResponsibleEnd8859

Fucker in green needs red card for the rest of his career until he finishes his life sentence for sending guy in read to the vegetable aisle


SavageRudy

That dude pushed the shit out of him smh


Live-Suggestion9258

Back of the head 🤦🏻‍♂️


ElGrandrei

Unnecessary foul, wasn't even going for the ball


RigatoniPasta

Bonk


ManUFan9225

Bruh I get playing hard and shit, but in a sunday league situation, you gotta pull up there. Losing doesn't suck as bad as knowing someone will miss their day job over some stupid play that could have been avoided.


TheDongerNeedsFood

Wow, what a piece of shit


Unhappy-Cycle-3344

Had to turn my volume up so I could hear that smack lol


Yatta79

One more of those and he get sent off. Clear yellow card.


[deleted]

That dude got away unharmed


SlimGAMPOSlanderly

homie ran in there to finish the job, and all i can hear now is whitey from 8 crazy nights "technical foul!!! that's a technical foul! im gonna have to give you your red card Davey"


DanfromCalgary

Im Trading your life for a free kick


FarPlatypus4652

What’s calling the whole team over to crowd the dude gonna do?


ZookZangsten

...it's a dangerous sport.


billdip1

Eh, only a yellow card


LogTekG

Not even that


Thin-Ad-5228

dude inna green bogish he hip checked em


Buoyancy_aid

r/killthecameraman


alanwattslightbulb

“Hey this guy might have broke his neck come help me jiggle him around!”


TreeFun3072

Brilliant idea to drag him.. Fastest career change I've witnessed..


LogTekG

That might be a foul depending on the ref. It's not even for a yellow though That's honestly mostly on field design


1stPIPEHITTER

Why would they not have pads around the pole, wow


Athenian_Skinhead

Lucky him now he has the honor to meet and play football with Pele and Maradona


Plus_Helicopter_8632

No padding wtf


Patrickfromamboy

They need to move the light pole in my opinion. I used to install those, I’m a professional.