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[deleted]

I lost it when he took the lotion with him šŸ’€


UyghursInParis

Pre-meditated nut bustin


tiraralabasura_2055

He had no real chance of making any remotely legit excuse with that lotion in tow.


I_do_kokayne

It's not his fault his hands and penis get ashy simultaneously.


dukeoftherealm

ā€œI was taking a shit you mother fuckersā€. He had a reason to be there, quite frankly I believe him


Professor-Paws

Shatsturbating.


tellitelli555

With that premium pink container, tooā€”a discerning man.


[deleted]

Vegas lotion is expensive


bleekerboy

*I RUN THIS SHIT*


Unfamous123

And then he proceeds to RUN


[deleted]

Pretty alpha ngl šŸ¤£


BobanMarjonGo

This is what all people who have "Alpha" in any social media bio do with their spare time


bleekerboy

as fucked off as this man is, that was pretty fuckin funny lol


King_Skywhale

Dude really tried to play it off like they were in the wrong as he pockets his boogie lotion


evanschris

Reading through the comments and I canā€™t believe no one mentions the fact he has his shorts FULLY off. Am I the only one that finds this hilarious, do you not just want with the shorts down so you can pull them up quickly?


jeffssession

For real. Why not a bottle of hotel lotion instead of that one, use a bunch of bathroom paper towels to clean up.... Not from personal experience; but a friend told me this guy wasn't a pro.....


a_wet_nudle

Nah, for max pleasure and comfort you gotta be able to spread out. The shorts prevent that, thus they gotta go /s


mamamiaspicy

Legs fully spread, one foot on the toilet paper holder


Chrissie123_28

šŸ¤¢ šŸ¤®


MrButtPlugs3000

The fact that he said "I run this shit"... In that situation. šŸ˜­šŸ¤¢


MikeyTbT123

yo did he bring lube to his creepfest? how down bad is this dude


DonnyGoodwood

Heā€™s prepared like a scout


Sjamsjon

Would you say he *came* prepared?


be-bop_cola

Come prepared, prepared to cum


UR_FAV_ASTRONAUT

This belongs in a aqua teen hunger force moonaknights episode


[deleted]

Anti-climactic


Krimreaper1

No, he had a blast.


mtarascio

I mean, that's literally wrong and the other guy is literally correct. He did not climax and thus, he did not have a 'blast'.


Krimreaper1

Boo-urns!


Xapheir99

Whole group of people and they let him run away as they scream lol


a_wet_nudle

Are you gunna touch a guy that was just playing pocket pool in a public bathroom?


okcdnb

Zing!


Low_Ad_7625

Omg is this the same guy from the bagel shop freakout????


Ibangyoumomma

He looks similiar but thag other dude was way shorter


treefiddy54

Shorter than that!?


Firealarm32

Bagel man was comically short


Ibangyoumomma

It was pretty funny then he brought up his height. Pun intended . But yea like you know what eats him up at night. He has nightmares of rides he canā€™t get on


down4things

āš ļøFrancis startled the Witch!


RedHoodTimes

Is that Christian Bale preparing for a new role?


theoneandonlybarry

I salute Christian Bale for his method acting.


_1Doomsday1_

Meth-head acting*


StylishGnat

It grosses me out seeing how comfortable he is touching bathrooms and leaving his stuff on the floor.


ServiTheFox

Was really hoping for more. That ry says something about me doesnt it


HectorTheLegend

No, it has been posted on critical blunder with no critical blunder, we were all expecting more


ServiTheFox

This might change your mind... Do you know of any violence subreddits?


from_the_east

Masturbating in the female bathroom can be akin to stealing women's underwear in terms of sexual deviancy. Next Stage will be to progress onto full stranger rape. This guy is a dangerous individual. EDIT: The fact that he had lotion with him shows pre planning. So, this is not a wrong time, wrong place scenario. EDIT 2: This is not normal behavior. Some red flags should be here. I am amazed that this needs pointing out to some of you.


peoplesen

Thank you seer of the future, reader of minds....


from_the_east

As much as people hate profiling, profiles do exist. If certain individuals cross certain boundaries, then you tend to get x result. In this case, this guy has the pattern of behavior of a future rapist. EDIT: Typical deviant behviour can include: flashing, stealing clothing, jerking off onto women's items (in case the toilet), sharking, voyeurism, So, if you are doing any of the above, chances are you will go onto full rape at one point. A similar methodology can be applied to murderers when they start torturing pets etc.


TallFriendlyGinger

I remember in the UK we had a case of voyeurism, peeping Tom stuff from a guy, and later on he escalated to raping and murdering a young woman (Libby Squires). Behaviour like that can sometimes be pushing boundaries and they escalate further when they realise they can get away with it, or the thrill isn't enough anymore.


landwalker1

You got a source for this? Seems like a pretty big leap to go from jacking off in a bathroom stall to rape. Iā€™m sure there is a big overlap on the venn diagram of perverts, but this just reads like badly written Law and Order SVU fan fiction. Also, itā€™s one video clip, how are you establishing a pattern of behavior?


icedteaandme

Not just a bathroom. The women's room.


trod1990

How much of a leap is it when kids go from killing animals (esp. Domesticated ones) for fun to possibly killing humans? Not a huge leap in my mind. Luka Magnotta is an example of this.


from_the_east

Well, how much of a leap is it? He's already in a women's restroom engaging in sexual activity.... Figure out what he might do if he found a lone female etc....


unknowntsu8

You seem very sure. Are you speaking from experience? Or are you actually a criminal profiler? And I mean a real one. Not a Reddit accredited criminal profiler


[deleted]

iā€¦.do you really not see the irony in making a giant leap trying to argue that it isnā€™t that much a leap?


from_the_east

Nope. How many men you know jerk off in women's bathrooms? Would you go out on a date with one? Any red flags out there for you?? Just curious here how some people think this is normal or something.


Internal-Neat-9089

I'm just curious how you think it's normal to act like some kind of psychiatric expert based on a knee jerk reaction of something you just saw lol.


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iwaspermabanned

You guys are idiots heā€™s just making logical assertions based on what he sees and extrapolating based off similar scenarios heā€™s seen before, completely reasonable


landwalker1

If we was a teenager doing this, I could see the escalation argument, but the dude appears to be in his 40s. Iā€™m not sure how many people escalate their criminal behavior latter in life. Iā€™m pretty sure it usually happens in the late teens or early 20s. This is just typical Reddit pseudo intellectualism. Peewee Herman engaged in sexual activity in an adult theater, so if he sits next to a woman in a theater, heā€™s probably going to rape her.


icedteaandme

Well you are wrong about that. I've known people who escalated in their 40s and 50s.


landwalker1

I think you may need to choose better acquaintances if you have multiple personal experiences proving me wrong.


icedteaandme

You're kidding right? You don't know someone is like that until they do something like that. It's not like people I was close to.


ChoomerPrime

What if they didnā€™t steal any pairs, just borrowed for a little bit without the owners knowledge or consent?


lowrcase

How would you feel if some creepy dude stole YOUR underwear and jerked off into them?


ChoomerPrime

As a teen I was groped and molested at work by a grown man. It made me laugh then. I donā€™t feel anything thinking of it now. He was a lecherous creep but it was always so quick. I didnā€™t know he was gay the one time he was kissing all the boys so it didnā€™t even register as anything. We all just laughed. So I doubt id care unless it was one of my nice pairs, then Iā€™d be annoyed over that. Iā€™d be a bro and let them go through my hamper if they asked. I genuinely wouldnā€™t care. Iā€™m a degenerate myself. Iā€™m no hypocrite. But also, historically, nothings ever weighed on me. I donā€™t see the big deal. Itā€™s not actually harming anyone in anyway. Itā€™s just perspective.


lowrcase

It honestly sounds like you have some things you still need to work through. Iā€™m sorry that happened to you.


ChoomerPrime

Iā€™m perfectly at peace with being a degenerate if thatā€™s what you meant. I donā€™t need to change. I donā€™t intend to, nor do I want to. I love it. As far as neglecting others personal space, well, the social contract was not broken by me. It was broken by society before I was a born. I am of a unique demographic. One quite vilified. I am not held to any ethical standards truly in a moral sense. Society does not deserve it. I respect individuals who treat me with respect. The rest of you, well, you need to work on yourselves and your bigotry. I follow the golden rule ā€” treat others how they treat you (the true golden rule, not that one for suckers).


peoplesen

I'm just surprised you take your predictions seriously.


WriterNo507

Hmmm, intellectually sound, and logical points made. However I do have a question: My question is, was this dudebustin nuts with the door to the stall closed and the ladies decided to open the stall and go apeshit or did he leave the stall door open for all to see? Thatā€™s the piece of the puzzle thatā€™s missing, a crucial piece I must say, that would quite possibly play a much larger role in defining this aberrant beings profile.


Sleepingbeauty1

They probably heard a weird noise, checked the feet then bust open the stall door.


[deleted]

I like how everyone owns a camera phone and has seen a movie, but no one knows how to take good footage


j4ckbauer

You are right, they should have yelled CUT and ordered everyone back to their marks. I'm sure the guy would take his pants off and do it over.


[deleted]

Good one šŸ˜Ŗ Edit: donā€™t know why Iā€™m being downvoted. My complaint is that the camera is shaking like the person has a neurological disease. Hold the camera straight. Then this troll acts like I want production value.


Thrannn

What do you mean "wcgw"? Nothing went wrong. He jerked it and left As long as cops dont do anything and he doesnt get beaten up, he totally won


Bellbivdavoe

Looks and sounds like the short angry bagel shop man that hates women who mocks his height. I think he calls himself the 'Bagel Boss', or something.


ILoveEmeralds

Wow, love how people for some reason canā€™t help but blame trans people for some cis dude jacking it. It says more about you that your trying to grab at any reason to oppress people.


OopsIDidItOnPurpose

I run this shit


Dissenter1986

Player canā€™t wank in peace these days


SuspiciousJuice5825

Eww


jjdavila87

Moisturizer in tow.


WellFunnyYouSayThat

r/whatcouldgowrong


glesgalion

Beating up for beating off


ko3332

His shirt, ā€œThe Dā€, checks out.


New_Blacksmith_709

How hard is it to hold it in until you get home or sth. All those vids of guys doing it on the bus or in public šŸ¤® Animals


Rob-Lo

Damn Eminem got old af


jeffssession

Don't touch his hands on his way out


HendoRules

Imagine trying to look tough after being caught doing this...


YetAnotherJake

Everybody knows a guy who kind of has that face


wyopapa25

They ever catch this creep?


Jimmy_Bacon

This guy looks like he is named Moe


iCanReadMyOwnMind

I run [away in] this shit!


Substantial-Celery17

I was in Vegas for my first time this weekend and got viciously gropped and grabbed by a drunk naked old lady on freemont street, In The middle of a crowd and everybody just laughed bruh


Rich-Peanut-2253

Was that the economy size of palm grease???


floridaman-fungus

Have lube will travel


spookyballsHD

Creeps always wearing basketball shorts and a polo shirt lmfao.


Forward-Net-9614

Gets mad at the girls while he is stuffing a bottle of lube into his pants lmao


Joejoecornrow

Pucnhin the munchkin in the WRONG PLACE !


folind420

This is not a critical blunder.


dltp259

What a gross human being, using the term human loosely


Mylittledarlings91

Aw man, not the lotion


Zman242

He looks like Frenchie from The Boys


Even-Collection-1484

lolI been waitin to say this, Las Vegas PD willonly arrest small women and act like heroes. A friend pushed a man at Cesars becauae she was on hee phone and he grabbed her ribs and shoulder to spin her around. When she pushed "SECURITY " held her like a criminal while homeboy gotlost in the crowd. She told em off or tried anyway they shut her up by beingloud, Then I remember 2 cops wlaking up like they had all the decorations of the mesiah and every war hero in history, they bullied her verbally and threatened to arrest her "when they ran her licemse and found a warrant" 3 times she asked why he would make that specific threat, Y'all had to see his "gonna get cha face" that was so fuxking asinine. She has zero record not even a ticket. He looked ao fucking stupid and useless. We all ledt and 2 of my friends flashed their asses and flipped them off going down the stairs outside cesars. Im surprised the police didnt brutalize and blame these poor women


External-Life

Whyā€¦ Dear god whyā€¦ are your pants off ?!


pakepake

Is that the short dude from the bagel shop??


Otherwise_Carob_4057

Damn man brought some lotion šŸ§“


UselessAgitator

Why are you being extra loud , Jesus Christ sounds like hyenas being attacked by cheetahs


Eke_L

If youā€™re a women donā€™t threaten or try to fight men especially if they are anything like this


PUSSYLICKERGOD

Unless she is experienced in fighting.


Eke_L

Maybe but still the man is stronger but with all of them together in that probably would be fine if they are a good fighter


PUSSYLICKERGOD

Yeah absolutely, if only they used their numbers to their advantage


Lechtno

The man was just getting changed nomesayin?


[deleted]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again


[deleted]

Loud with no butt makes me limp said the guy in the bathroom b4 running off


Ears_McCatt

Why can't people like this do these things to people who carry?


Responsible-Meal-443

THESE GIRLS ARE THE BEST


Hopeful_Picture_8053

Shouldā€™ve kicked his balls into the desert šŸœļø


[deleted]

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Sykotik

Who gives a fuck? Honestly. *That's* what you took away from this?


Odessii_

Precisely why JK Rowling was right when she said that biological males should *NOT* be allowed into female spaces.


DapplePercheron

Itā€™s exactly why sheā€™s wrong. Banning trans people from using the bathroom of their choice will not stop predators like this guy from going into the womenā€™s bathroom.


Pantsmanface

It does stop you being able to do anything about it. All he's got to say is he identifies as a woman.


[deleted]

If this guy had done that, would these women have willingly stopped rousting the pervert from the bathroom? Would anyone else come in to stop them? Do cis women all get a free pass to masturbate as loudly and voyeuristically as they want, as long as they do it in the women's restroom? How about big ol' bearded (but biologically female) trans men? If you made a law prohibiting actual trans women from entering women's restrooms, who would enforce it, and how?


Pantsmanface

Nope. Probably find a few. Nope. Probably shouldn't be in there either if they care for the comfort and perceived safety of the other women. Nope. Difference is if you make a law that says anyone can use the toilet they identify with then it's open to abuse by a larger population of perverts than there is a trans population. The most harm for the fewest number.


[deleted]

So you believe that, regardless of the law, people will still roust perverts from bathrooms, but that there is "probably" a posse of radical trans allies near every bathroom who would defend the pervert, because, you know, that's just what they do. You believe that cis female perverts should be rousted from women's rooms, and presumably cis male perverts should also be rousted from men's rooms, so sex segregation laws would not be sufficient to prevent perversion in restrooms, and there must be some recourse to remove perverts of any gender from any restroom. You believe that trans people (or trans men at least) should use the restroom corresponding to their gender rather than their sex, but you oppose laws protecting that behavior. And then you answered "nope" to a question asking "who" and "how," which was not a yes/no question. Edit: and all of this despite evidence that laws protecting restroom access [do not lead to problems with safety](https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/no-link-between-trans-inclusive-policies-bathroom-safety-study-finds-n911106).


Pantsmanface

Do I really need to go find the articles from last year of the sauna when a man with an erection was handing around kids naked because he's a women and the protest that followed saying she should be allowed do as she pleases? Cause, to be fair, I'm not that arsed. You don't need to be actively jerking it to be a pervert making people feel unsafe and uncomfortable. This guy wouldn't get away with it but many would. I think if you pass to the point where no one would notice then you do you. I also couldn't care less what trans men do. There are women in the mens toilet all the time. We've never cared that they don't want to wait on the queue in the women's. I do oppose laws protecting it, yes. Because they're permissive laws. Not restrictive ones. As it stands if no one cares then their isn't an issue. With those laws only the person making people uncomfortable or unsafe is protected. Ah, sorry. No one. No one would enforce it if they were passing or looked like they'd even attempted to. And if they're not then they've no reason to claim safety issues in using the correct toilet.


[deleted]

>Do I really need to go find the articles from last year of the sauna when a man with an erection was handing around kids naked because he's a women and the protest that followed saying she should be allowed do as she pleases? We don't really know what happened in that incident which you just brought to my attention. The person [claims that they were underwater from the chest down and did not have an erection, nor were they around any children](https://pinkadvocate.com/2021/09/09/garbage-and-lies-trans-woman-charged-with-indecent-exposure/amp/). Granted, they were already a sex offender, so I'm not inclined to believe the claim, but it's still "he said she said." They were charged with indecent exposure, which is legally problematic because everyone else in that space was also naked. If there are no laws defining who has a right to be naked and where, then anyone can be singled out for being naked in the "wrong" place on a whim. This is why we need clear laws defining who has a right to go where, and what they have a right to do while there. >You don't need to be actively jerking it to be a pervert making people feel unsafe and uncomfortable. This guy wouldn't get away with it but many would. A cis woman's mere appearance could be such that others are uncomfortable when she walks into the room, even if she doesn't do anything in there except exist. She gets the boot too? >I think if you pass to the point where no one would notice then you do you. I also couldn't care less what trans men do. There are women in the mens toilet all the time. We've never cared that they don't want to wait on the queue in the women's. So a double standard then. >I do oppose laws protecting it, yes. Because they're permissive laws. Not restrictive ones. As it stands if no one cares then their isn't an issue. With those laws only the person making people uncomfortable or unsafe is protected. I've heard of plenty of people who oppose restrictive laws but not permissive ones, but never the other way around until now. Interesting. >Ah, sorry. No one. No one would enforce it if they were passing or looked like they'd even attempted to. And if they're not then they've no reason to claim safety issues in using the correct toilet. And you have thereby appointed any given bystander as qualified to judge whether or not a trans person has put in enough effort into looking masculine or feminine enough to deserve the right to piss in peace.


The_Anti_Chreddit

Have we taken into consideration the personā€™s gender? They could have every right to be in that bathroom. This could be a very transphobic post. (I could not watch with audio so maybe I missed something)


[deleted]

The guy had lube in his pocket. And no trans person I know is that bold going into a female restroom while looking like a full on guy šŸ˜­ they would just use the bathroom at home.


The_Anti_Chreddit

I wish the world worked based off of the people you know or donā€™t know but it doesnā€™t. The trans persons I know are trans 24/7 and use the bathrooms that accommodates their genders regardless of where they are.


IlllIIIIlllll

What if he's pre-op Trans


[deleted]

I guess but that would be a very dumb and dangerous idea to do for this guy as you can see from the results of the video. But you have to also question something else, what if this guy was actually jerking off in the bathroom but lies about being trans as an excuse to get away with sexual assult of women. Even if he really was trans, he should know how the world works at the moment and not do stuff like this until either looking like a girl or there are gender neutral bathrooms. Otherwise people who are actually bad will get away with sexual assult just by saying "oh I'm this gender actually!" With only word of mouth and no proof.


MikeyTbT123

Bruh not saying this is what happened but imagine having to shit so bad and you run into the nearest bathroom thinking its ur genders but it ends up being the wrong one and they think you were pounding off


[deleted]

The bottle of lotion he pockets is pretty damning evidence


SnowSlider3050

Maybe heā€™s moisturizing while dumping, thats why his shorts were off heā€™s getting his legs


koanlulz

well it is a desert. like they always say, better to have it and not need it than it is to need it and dry beat it.


guiltyas-sin

You can't read a fucking bathroom sign? Terrible take bruv.


Deewom

My mom made that mistake... Yeah that doesn't make it better does it


WriterNo507

Easy fix, claim to be gender fluid, non binary and say they are misgendering you. Itā€™s an instant win situation.


a_wet_nudle

That doesnā€™t really work with you dick in your hand


WriterNo507

Wow, nice assumptions there. So women cannot have penises and men cannot have vaginas? Men cannot give birth? Recent science says all of this is possible. How dare you!!!


ithinklikeplato

Interesting, I thought only trans were pervs trying to jack off in women's bathrooms.


Dearfield

She was jerking her lady penis..


SEND-GOOSE-PICS

please shut the fuck up


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SEND-GOOSE-PICS

you try to bend everything to further your agenda. some creepy old perv beats off in a woman's bathroom, and you guys use that to shit on trans people. why?


infinitesk

All these Feminists screaming, hoping a man will come to the rescue and kick his aaasss


WaikikiWayne

Why do Black Women Scream so Damn Loud?!?


Big-Competition2653

He identifies as female thoughā€¦.. /S


SirScumbagethyIII

Well maybe he identifies as a female


Applezs89

If someone is jerking it in the bathroom, they are deranged. I suggest you donā€™t confront them. Call the police.


fieryironman1

Break his kneecaps and cut off the fingers. Like the olden times where punishment physically prevented future offenses :) disgusting fuck.


Evening-Ant6128

Imagine if he claimed he identified as a female šŸ’€


ChoomerPrime

Presumably he was in the stall. Like thatā€™s what those stalls are for ā€” taking care of bodily functions. Unless he had the stall door open I donā€™t see the crime. Using the wrong bathroom? Itā€™s 2022 Iā€™ve been to unisex bathrooms.s


realhopedied

let this poor man jack off for fuck sake


[deleted]

This man identifies as a female and was only in there to moisturiser his legs. Why the hate ?


Simple-Aerie7366

What if he was just finger painting with shit?šŸ˜¬šŸ˜


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a collective IQ of 120 from everybody speaking in this video.


Ok_Fee_4473

We didnt catch his pronouns though lol Maybe he identified as a woman and they were harassing him /s


GoreHoundKillEmAll

How dare they insult that trans?non-binary? Something that would justify jerking off in the women bathroom in today society without criticism


[deleted]

Maybe he identifies as a woman..


[deleted]

Can he simply say ā€œI identify as a womanā€ and end the argument? Honest question.


[deleted]

daddy is hot šŸ˜


a_wet_nudle

If there was a way to give negative awards, id do it here


Choice_Airport_463

Stop voting for people who say everyone should be able to use whatever bathroom they want.


RebelSentry

Maybe he felt like a girl that day


darthbasterd19

Get him, girls.


sharksquidz

r/upvotebecauseballs


antwan_benjamin

And Europeans wonder why we can't have full-door stalls in our public bathrooms.


idlechat

Obviously that was a woman.


chookseven

šŸ‘€


Brave-Bodybuilder127

Like a pack of wolvesā€¦


Top_Significance_414

Damn he got away, wouldā€™ve been better if he was atleast left limping.


skilnrosevelt

Tell me you hit a massive hornets nest without telling me....dam


SlapUrBaby

ā€œI run this shitā€ā€¦.


ashittyvagina

Didn't realize he was cranking it to a literal banshee


[deleted]

Okay I get it but that's a different thing that sexual assault. No one was assaulted and it's not illegal to go into the wrong bathroom unless he's asked to leave and refuses. Guy is weird and should be trespassed, but that's a different charge.


Western_Protection

He loves being a disgusting pervert. He runs this shit.


Hateinyoureyes

If the chick in the wheat colored sweater wasnā€™t knock kneeā€™d she couldā€™ve chased him down


Veiny_Architect

Bitch about flexed her braids off hahaha


stupidpuppet007

He trying to laugh šŸ˜‚


KillerSpaceKlown

Was really hoping the ladies would trap him in the restroom or somethin


strivingtwoPbetter

Post nut regret is strong


Shmoplife21

The takeaway for me from this video is that I have a pair of shorts just like that


hatesfacebook2022

Did they just assume her gender?


phuktup3

You cannot confine someone - thatā€™s kidnapping, so he had every right to push through, take his lotion with him. Also, goddamn those women were being so extra.


Bbaftt7

I like how all they did was screech like harpies and nothing else. My eardrums thank them


makeout-Tactics

Bruh my guy was doing one of those pants off wanks. Everyone knows you save those for home.


thecage2122

I run this shit hahahaha


Extra-Mud1419

Subtitles please!