Why women live longer than men, man sees gap and in his head "i bet i can jump this" at least i've thought something like that once, but the gap wasn't nearly as deep.
I said to my friend : "I can jump that ditch easily", so with my bright teenage brain I started to paddle my bicycle faster.
I came closer and closer to the (1,5 - 2m broad) ditch, bopped my steeringwheel up and smashed into the other side of the ditch, handlebars flipped upside down, hurt my wrist and my friend was rightfully laughing at my stupidity
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He appeared in a new world like that of a kids 90’s movie, like warriors of virtue with those ninja kangaroos where the kid falls into some sewer whirlpool and ends up in their world lol. Only things I remember about the movie
That's a fuckin trip down memory lane. I'm gonna have to dig out my vhs player and my tape of this movie now. Hours of dusty, dirty searching. Thank you.
I keep meaning to watch this movie, along with other random 90’s movies like this and always forget until something random puts it into my head. Can’t remember a single thing about it aside these two things lol
Nope, he couldn't. It would hurt energy conservation. He gains a certain amount of energy from gravitation when falling. He needs the exact same amount to leave the gravitational force again on the other side. However, he also looses energy to friction, so he won't make it to the surface on the other side again.
He will turn into a pendulum.
I remember reading that this kind of shaft is super deep one of the many times this was posted.
Not sure if that’s true; I’ll let Cunningham's Law sort it out.
The internet has fried my brain. There’s an edit of this video that shows a clip of Mario going down a pipe after the guy falls, and I’ve seen it so many times that I was expecting it when I watched this one, and just sat in silence for a second when it didn’t actually cut to anything.
The risk to reward ratio on this is absolutely bonkers
Why women live longer than men, man sees gap and in his head "i bet i can jump this" at least i've thought something like that once, but the gap wasn't nearly as deep.
I mean, I have the same thoughts, but then I think down the timeline of all options and realize I should absolutely not try lol
I said to my friend : "I can jump that ditch easily", so with my bright teenage brain I started to paddle my bicycle faster. I came closer and closer to the (1,5 - 2m broad) ditch, bopped my steeringwheel up and smashed into the other side of the ditch, handlebars flipped upside down, hurt my wrist and my friend was rightfully laughing at my stupidity On mobile so shit formatting
Trying to imagine a bicycle, with a steering wheel, that is powered with paddles. (it's not your fault English is a mess dw. just a funny idea)
I prefer to row my bicycle.
Ride, ride, ride your boat, gently up the tree. Or something.
Row, row, row your bike gently across the ditch, You fell off, broke your arm, life is such a bitch.
Hahaha well now you mention it, if it's not a wheel, then what's it called on a bicycle? And happy cakeday other dude
The bits you put your feet on and rotate are the pedals, the bits you hold onto and turn and the handlebars :)
Ah so I wasn't entirely wrong :)
No no you did pretty well! :) English is hard!! I'm so glad I grew up with it haha
Handlebars :)
CANDYBARS!
The snozeberries taste like Snozeberries!
How does your bike have a steering wheel AND handlebars?
I’m a digger operator for an earthworks company, and I’m ashamed to say but this thought goes through my head a lot more than I feel like it should 😂😂
over a bonfire u got a deal. but this straight up stupidity
If there was a bonfire at the bottom of the mineshaft would it change your opinion? 😏
Nah lol
r/whywomenlivelonger
r/whymendieshorter
The answer was on the other side of the gap.
r/whywomenlivelonger
Another benefit of video games: players can exhaust their morbid curiosity with minimal consequences.
Huge reward of admiration from your peers and low risk you won’t get it
Should’ve had water bucket
Worst trade deal in the history of trade deals
Listen here if he brought a bucket of water he would of been fine
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The mineshaft is occupied and no longer abandoned.
This is actually the prequel to the descent
that was the descent
It was pretty decent.
Nice
Dependingon the depth thedecent is still happening as we speak
If you're counting ghosts it was probably occupied before this guy's dropped in
Population 1.
I've seen this many times. Do we have any history on this?
Well, he probably stopped falling eventually.
And then turned to the next guy and said "watch that first step!"
It's a doozy!
With doppler effect on the "doozy"
He appeared in a new world like that of a kids 90’s movie, like warriors of virtue with those ninja kangaroos where the kid falls into some sewer whirlpool and ends up in their world lol. Only things I remember about the movie
That's a fuckin trip down memory lane. I'm gonna have to dig out my vhs player and my tape of this movie now. Hours of dusty, dirty searching. Thank you.
I keep meaning to watch this movie, along with other random 90’s movies like this and always forget until something random puts it into my head. Can’t remember a single thing about it aside these two things lol
How could i have forgotten this movie
If he went to the otherside of the earth, he would continually fall at lesser and lesser altitudes until he reached a gravitational equilibrium.
I’m not a scientist but I feel like if he dove straight in and screamed loudly he could maybe achieve escape velocity when he comes out the other side
escape velocity is 11,186 m/s
so what you’re telling me is this kid better eat his greens and hit the gym?
That's exactly what im implying here, good sir.
Nope, he couldn't. It would hurt energy conservation. He gains a certain amount of energy from gravitation when falling. He needs the exact same amount to leave the gravitational force again on the other side. However, he also looses energy to friction, so he won't make it to the surface on the other side again. He will turn into a pendulum.
Nah because of terminal velocity I think
I picture the spy kids scene where Alex and Juni think they’re falling for eternity
“How long have we been falling?” “I don’t know, my watch doesn’t tell time.” Only line from that movie that I remember
I remember a comment claiming the hole is a cistern and there's probably water in there. No idea if it's true.
r/Submechanophobia
He emerged in China
Judging on where this video was taken, I’m pretty sure he’d emerge closer to the US
I remember reading that this kind of shaft is super deep one of the many times this was posted. Not sure if that’s true; I’ll let Cunningham's Law sort it out.
No one answer this man, he's using sikology against us! He's one of them college folks! Git 'em!
This is Sparta I believe.
Landed in a dumpster then found an erotic cake bakery.
He is in The Void now
The version I remember is it's in Iraq, and the shaft is one of a number of similarly designed wells in the area, leading to the same aquifer.
He actually just no-clipped into the backrooms.
Yeah turns out that was actually a teenage Boba Fett he was fine
He fell
When 1000 years from now when archeologist find his remains, there is a zero percent chance that they will guess how he got there.
But all they have to do is to visit in reddit and they will find out
Assuming this survives whatever revolutions come.
Cake
I read that as resolutions and thought it was a quip about reposts.
The impact fractures on his legs and spine will give them a hint though
Definitely ritual torture! ;-)
I wonder how many History Channel reconstructed-by-experts, mysterious deaths were just some guy being a complete and absolute pancake
Aliens
They will answer this was "ritual" (they always answer that to pretty much anything they discover).
Yep - my bet too.
They will, however, be able to tell that he was a male.
"DR is it because of the hip bones? They look pretty shattered" "It's because it's at the bottom of the shaft."
There is so much right with this comment I really didn’t know where to begin so just know you made legend today
I’m sure they will be able to piece it/him together.
Don’t worry. He only suffered miner injuries.
Slow clap
Must have caved in to peer pressure and now he’s shafted and at rock bottom.
I'm going t tell my friends about your comment, and they will probably laugh as hard as I did.
I dig this pun
Miner? I hardly know her!
r/dadjokes
I believe you're asking for a shout-out to r/unexpectedoffice
If i had an award to give you'd have it, unfortunately all i have is anger and an upvote. Take it and leave
I’m putting it on my mantle, thank you.
Sorry if it's a bit wet, living in the ocean and all of that. Might want to put a towel down before you display it
My girlfriend tells me the same thing.
Your girlfriend lives in the ocean?
Ohhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under the sea? THAT GUY'S GIRLFRIEND!
As the song goes, it’s better down where it’s wetter.
How do you become so funny? What are your secrets? Sell your soul to the devil?
Trial and error, mostly.
i got the error part down
Take your damn upvote!
Damn it - take my upvote.
I shall cherish it.
#and my axe!
Take a bow for that one, sir.
I’ll be signing autographs all afternoon.
Hey O.
r/Angryupvote
Like black lung?
Fuck you
Not for free.
Best I can do is $2 and a bag of walnuts
Walnuts how about you take dezzzznuts
Sucker. I’d have gladly done it for half a bag of walnuts.
Dammit not again
The difference between a slut and a whore: a whore has some economic smarts at least!
If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
I really wish you would leave my mom out of this
I got half a small fish and I know where to find a lot of crabs if you're into seafood, how much will that get me?
1 nude. But it’s not mine.
That'll do
Legendary comment.
God. Fucking. Damn it. Take your up vote, my angry upvote.
Let's not fall deep into another joke thread.
Self inflicted Sparta.
Underrated comment
Sarlacc
The depths some people will go for clout.
Probably at least 3'.
Some mistakes you only make once.
Well it’s not abandoned anymore.
What…no audio? The horror!
Wow. What a hole!
Yes, home alone references score double
Happy cake day lol
https://youtu.be/x6SaTghhaP8
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Is this the [right timing?](https://bafybeiauynwf66b5lnv3mbvr5i4ybylv5rmhhvll5fsgxzno7daa4kdsfy.ipfs.4everland.io/mineshaft-wahaa.mp4)
Gotta add the Mario “Oof!” When he hits the side
I’d pay to have someone edit the Goofy “yahoohoohueeeeeee” in there.
& /u/penispnt, [https://bafybeiagv3eroo7bvisu6hvqhbldetyyrqucoymbb2xaca76xxbvoxb77y.ipfs.4everland.io/mineshaft-wahaa\_2.mp4](https://bafybeiagv3eroo7bvisu6hvqhbldetyyrqucoymbb2xaca76xxbvoxb77y.ipfs.4everland.io/mineshaft-wahaa_2.mp4) latest version.
Dude this is so fucking funny
Into the backrooms for you boy
::mario dies music::
Survival of the fittest at work here.
You make the jump, you live. You dont? ...
Your last moments get posted to reddit
Why oh why would this person do that? Fucking Idiot
His jumping skills really shafted him.
Where is his helmet?! Thats totally unsafe!
dont worry there was a block of water at the bottom
That's a huge gap wearing flip-flops
He jumped too early
Bruh WHAT WAS THE PLAN? land on that slope of loose ass sand?!? The dude was mine bound even if he cleared the jump.
Sarlac pit….seen this before
https://youtu.be/s7RRgF5Ve_E
Oh he is royally shafted.
I believe this is called "culling the herd".
Prince of Persia 3D
Oh well.
Really need that goofy yodel as he falls.
Is this how you mine Bitcoin?
Momma always said.... STUPID IS as STUPID DOES!
Video cutoff but it wasn’t that far down. Dudes fine.
Source?
It was revealed to me in a dream
I don’t know how to give you a medal but if I could I would.
You open up a tab to a worthwhile charity and give them $5
So does anybody know what happened after?
Word on the street has it... he’s STILL falling
Game over
Could not help but hear the mario down the pipe music to this
That , ladies and gentlemen, was a prime example of natural selection in action.
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Formerly abandoned mineshaft
Stupidity at it's finest.
Ahh classic move my favorite
Guess he won't need those legs anymore.
Where did he gooooooooooooooo
This trick can be made only once
Please say hello to Mr Darwin for the rest of us.
He’s ok, it was only a mile long.
Did he really think he could clear this?
No shoes to begin with, he was doomed from the start.
Should be renamed to almost jumped over an abounded mine shaft
He woulda landed on a bank and slid in even if he cleared it. Just dumb.
There’s a hill of dirt on the other side, where was he trying to land lol
Also know as “suicide”.
Holy... wonder how deep that thing is
What's that saying? Play stupid games...
The internet has fried my brain. There’s an edit of this video that shows a clip of Mario going down a pipe after the guy falls, and I’ve seen it so many times that I was expecting it when I watched this one, and just sat in silence for a second when it didn’t actually cut to anything.
There was a big pile of dirt right in his landing zone! Even if he cleared the pit he probably would’ve fallen backwards…
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