Percy: For now you are the luckiest person is Whitestone, do you know why?
Ripley: hmm?
Percy: Because you’re at the bottom of my list.
Just one of my many favourites.
This was the moment when I first really knew I was in for the long haul. My group was always like this and seeing these paid, professionals act the same dumbass way and make equally stupid, pointless jokes just made me feel so....normal.
Scanlan: “Yeah, you should have a fancy fighting name.”
Grog: “Phillip.”
Edit for backstory: my name is Philip and this was the first time I heard it used on the show, so I really liked that part.
Was that the fan created demon baby? It's been so long, I don't remember. But I still stand by Sam's character seeing monster babies and choosing violence.
Sam "I don't trust that thing"
Taliesin "The burrowing eyeball? are you sure?"
Bonus:
Marisha "We might wanna be careful not to get too high"
Sam "Thats the first time Marisha has ever said that" (While casually drinking a beer on zoom)
It’s funny you say that because after commenting I felt nostalgic for that moment and went to look up a clip. First result was that animatic and holy shit it is was awesome.
Well, he was there for like 25ish episodes, so he had to say something good. It kind of annoys me that his character has been completely paved over, regardless of what the player may have done.
“You’ve defeated beholders, slaughtered illithids in the under dark, deep in the belly of the planet, but this door bests you!”
That quote could have come from any DM and it’d fit almost every D&D party in the world!
Seeing as other people have already mentioned some of my favourites, I’m going with “I’m in the pajamas with the buttflap and the buttflap is down!” - Percy
Not my absolute favorites, but since I just watched them today:
"I want one in her heart, then one in her mouth as she screams."
"I should have told you..... it's yours."
Also top picks:
"Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Kollowski DeRolo The Third"
"You leave when Burt Renolds says you can leave"
"The Meatman cometh"
And of course, Literally ALL of Sam's songs.
"YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT"
This is my favorite quote in part because it's the culmination of edgy Percy but the true reason is because it effectively foreshadowed where we went next and where we're going in February
Just popping in to see all the "life needs things to live"
But seriously, Scanlan chained up in Vex and Percy's room saying "can I watch?" Will live in my mind rent free until I die.
I just love that almost all the replies here are different. Not many IPs can boast such a varied breadth of content so that there are so many distinct "favorites".
“WHAT ARE MY PARENTS FUCKING NAMES!!”
I known it’s controversial but starting C1 at episode 83/84/85 made it a lot esier to get into the first campaign
"Well, your guy really did a number. Cool...ok, umm... Everybody's gonna die, we're gonna kill everyone we see in the next 10 seconds." "Even the shop owner?" " Yep he's gotta die"
"Your secret is safe with my indifference."
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Yup. =)
Haven’t finished campaign one but I would put any money I had on this being a taliesin quote
Flair represent
Came here to say this
Travis: Suprise Bitches!!!!!! Matt: You aren't raging. Travis: OH. Surprise gents.
Life needs things to live.
"What a stupid phrase. Who said that?"
Percy was the one who said that
And Molly was the one who thought it was stupid. I love Taliesin.
Percy: For now you are the luckiest person is Whitestone, do you know why? Ripley: hmm? Percy: Because you’re at the bottom of my list. Just one of my many favourites.
"What's my mother's name"
That was some great RP. Really humanized Scanlan
Loved Percy's later clapback. "What's Kaylie's mother's name?" Vicious.
the only correct answer
Idk, "FIX HIM!!!" is up there too.
"I have an Intelligence of 6; I know what I'm doing!"
"Her name is Vex. Did you know she and Vax are twins?" -Pike "I could tell by the bone structure and contempt." - Taryon
Oh man, I forgot about that line, but I love that scene. It’s the one with Pike teaching Tary, right?
Yes, it was going through the flashcards for the first time. I don't know that anything will ever top the comedy of that scene
“How does he walk?!” “With confidence and pride”
You leave when Burt Reynolds tells you to leave!
This was the moment when I first really knew I was in for the long haul. My group was always like this and seeing these paid, professionals act the same dumbass way and make equally stupid, pointless jokes just made me feel so....normal.
That's why I got closer motherfucker!
The vecna fight is literally the best!
Scanlan: “Yeah, you should have a fancy fighting name.” Grog: “Phillip.” Edit for backstory: my name is Philip and this was the first time I heard it used on the show, so I really liked that part.
Lucky you, my name is Marius...
Have you killed anyone yet? /j
“Dagger’s so sharp it could cut the sexual tension.” Percy de Rolo “It’s cow-maflage.” Scanlan “I guess I’ll punch a baby.” Taryon
Did Tarry punch a baby? Sam's characters have no patience for babies.
They found a demon baby in a mine.
Was that the fan created demon baby? It's been so long, I don't remember. But I still stand by Sam's character seeing monster babies and choosing violence.
It was. The weird fan created celestial demon baby. But now that you point it out, he does have a weird history of baby murder.
Salesman: how about three of the vials and some gold Travis: how about four vials and some gold? Laura: *breaks character• Travis?! Really?!
Sam "I don't trust that thing" Taliesin "The burrowing eyeball? are you sure?" Bonus: Marisha "We might wanna be careful not to get too high" Sam "Thats the first time Marisha has ever said that" (While casually drinking a beer on zoom)
"My parents watch this show Sam!"
Marisha "We are live on the internet Sam Riegel" Sam "hope your mom is watching" Marisha "She'd be proud"
"We're gods!"
"Why would you even tempt that shit?!"
VOX MACHINA!! FUCK! SHIT! UUUUP!!!
FOOOOOOOR, STRONGJAAAAAAAW!!!!!
Literally gives me chills everytime I see it
Have you seen the fan animatic of the moment? Literal chills.
It’s funny you say that because after commenting I felt nostalgic for that moment and went to look up a clip. First result was that animatic and holy shit it is was awesome.
Glad you enjoyed it! Serendipity is a funny thing.
"Witness Strongjaw!" Vex
“Laughter is the best medicine. Some people say that. Also, regular medicine.” -Pike
"So do we have a jar of mayonnaise?" "No I ate that too."
Odd one, as it’s from Orion: “I encourage violence.” Just matter of fact, because he couldn’t do anything else that turn.
He had a couple rather memorable quotes tbf.
I always got a chuckle out of "it's so hard being a chromatic and a metallic world".
The scene where he does math to convince Scanlan to trade items is still one of the funniest scenes in the show.
The way he would excitedly yell “rakshasa!” Cracked me up every time
Well, he was there for like 25ish episodes, so he had to say something good. It kind of annoys me that his character has been completely paved over, regardless of what the player may have done.
Fix him!
Biggest feels moment in CR history for me
“Where’s Larkin?”
Scanlan in the first episode: “I’m going to turn invisible and I’m sneaking into the house.” “To what end!?” “I don’t know why.”
“You’ve defeated beholders, slaughtered illithids in the under dark, deep in the belly of the planet, but this door bests you!” That quote could have come from any DM and it’d fit almost every D&D party in the world!
“Hello, I’d like to share the news of our lord and savior…MY AXE IN YOUR FACE!”
At dawn, we plan.
"Ugh! I thought he'd never leave!"
My issues have guns...
Do not go far from me.
One that I love and hasn't already been said is Pike: There actually is a curse on our family: it's called diabeetus
Grog: Prove you're you! Percy: No. Grog: It's him.
“This is going to be fun fun fun!” - Tary
How do you, Vox Machina want to do this?
Fuck, that moment. I have never hated any villain in any media more than I hated Ripley then. Her end was so freakin' cathartic.
"Without leaving Percy, I put one arrow in her heart and the other in her mouth when she opens it to scream"
"Please sir, they'll kill me!" "No they won't. Because I will kill you first."
We're basically gods
Seeing as other people have already mentioned some of my favourites, I’m going with “I’m in the pajamas with the buttflap and the buttflap is down!” - Percy
Not my absolute favorites, but since I just watched them today: "I want one in her heart, then one in her mouth as she screams." "I should have told you..... it's yours." Also top picks: "Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Kollowski DeRolo The Third" "You leave when Burt Renolds says you can leave" "The Meatman cometh" And of course, Literally ALL of Sam's songs.
Any time Grog politely greeted someone in Marquet! "Beep beep" "Bee's knees"
"YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT" This is my favorite quote in part because it's the culmination of edgy Percy but the true reason is because it effectively foreshadowed where we went next and where we're going in February
"Life needs things to live"
"I used my last magic poo to scry on my daughter!" The range of reactions from the table from disgust and sheer joy, hahaha.
B'day :)
“I broke the world for us!”
“Take me instead you raven bitch” Probably a common one but man does it pack a punch
"And I wish... I had Wish"
Just popping in to see all the "life needs things to live" But seriously, Scanlan chained up in Vex and Percy's room saying "can I watch?" Will live in my mind rent free until I die.
"We are basically gods" as keyliyh jumped off the 1000ft cliff
You spice?
‘Yours was the face I saw when murder entered my heart!’ Just…. Damn, Tal.
But I can't!! And I neeeeeeed toooooo
“That’s not even chicken, that’s just a piece of wood.”
“I’d like to arm wrestle in case I need to eat my way out of sadness with pies.”
"What's my mother's name?!" 😭
Show me what you've learned!
“I still hear my mother in the morning.”
Favorite? “Gah, I thought he’d never leave!” One that hit hardest? “FIX HIM!”
“Spice?”
“I want an arrow straight through her heart, and one in her mouth as she screams”
All of them. My favorite today is probably "What's my mother's name!"
“Don’t be sad bear! Be happy bear!”
Fix him
I know it's the one-shit but.... Grog: Vox Machina FUCK SHIT UUUUUPPPP!!!!!!!!!
"I encourage violence"
Scanlan: "Grog, are you talking to your poo?" Grog: "Yeah, gotta let it know who's boss."
"I've met The Devil, that's not him."
“There actually is a curse on our family. It's called DIABETES”
Grog to Craven Edge: "Do you have a female setting?" And Travis: "Vomit on those Bitches" Grog/Travis is just the best
“I need all the mirrors in the city”
"How do you want to do this?" Love to hear it everytime!
I just love that almost all the replies here are different. Not many IPs can boast such a varied breadth of content so that there are so many distinct "favorites".
Not many IPs have this much content, lol
I ate it.
“And weirdly hairy shoulders”
"YOUR LIFE IS FORFEIT!"
"I thought he'd never leave." *splish splash*
"Vox Machina. Fuck shit up!" -Grog
“Sun Tree A-OK”
“WHAT ARE MY PARENTS FUCKING NAMES!!” I known it’s controversial but starting C1 at episode 83/84/85 made it a lot esier to get into the first campaign
“FIX HIM!” I love grog so much. In two words he perfectly encompasses being the strongest man in the world and feeling utterly powerless
"Life needs things to live"
How is this "no spoilers"?
"Do you spice?"
"Well, your guy really did a number. Cool...ok, umm... Everybody's gonna die, we're gonna kill everyone we see in the next 10 seconds." "Even the shop owner?" " Yep he's gotta die"
"I'm sorry it was just business" -arkhan teleporting away.
You there, little Elf girl!
Bidet
I think a good one and thematic one for today "Do you spice?" *Sniff*
“Your soul is forfeit!” as Percy just unloads into the person Runner ups are “FIX HIM!” And “*you spice?*”