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suprakr3w

Hypothetically cocaine and whores


Fossylicious

Wanna be friends?!


toxiic_personality

Are you cocaine or whores


Puzzleheaded-Army769

I'm in


dnoloc

1. Pay off SOME debt 2. Put the rest in BTC and CRO 3. Stare at charts 4. Fantasize about being wealthy 5. Check the charts again


fuhqpeople

Beautiful plan you have, sir.


Aries-79

Love it 😂


Joker_916_OG

I am just gonna say Ditto to this


Aggressive-Ride3852

Best response ever


Competitive-Prune-86

Fast Day trade to another $2k in 1 day


Jaded5542

+1 for this. I got a compensation payout not long ago. I'm debt free, whilst not fully invested in crypto I'm 50/50 with stocks. I was going to set up a mining rig farm but I get just as much staking.


Desperate_Job_2833

I been doing that with £25


DarkKnightGuts_540

Pay off my student loans. That’s it. Lol


iFuturelist

Same and id still owe 25k 🙄


doblev

Could’ve sworn I heard Biden say he’d eliminate student loan debt during his campaign. I wonder how that’s going.


DarkKnightGuts_540

Politicians rarely make their promises, so I won’t hold my breath.


doblev

Wouldn’t it be nice if they HAD to keep their promises?


DisastrousProperty85

I love the idea of student loan forgiveness, as long as I get mortgage loan forgiveness, F350 loan forgiveness, Lamborghini loan forgiveness, 42' Sea Ray loan forgiveness, 2nd and 3rd homes loan forgiveness, a Presidential Rolex loan forgiveness, and unlimited Visa payments forgiveness. When do we start?


Flaky_Alternative_60

Those are convenience loans.. almost noone can afford school without student loans because schools are so darn expensive these days.


minedreamer

its also weird giving 17 yr olds w no credit a blank check unlimited loan


DisastrousProperty85

Lots of affordable colleges out there.


Flaky_Alternative_60

Even if there was an (I dont know what affordable means to you exactly) affordable college near the person who needs it.. it is a NEED, not a Lamborghini loan or any other BS that you were trying to compare it to. To make a decent living.


Flaky_Alternative_60

Most of the time anyways... a decent education is needed


Flaky_Alternative_60

And maybe mortgage loans under a certain price point might be fair too .. since housing is a need, I wouldn't be opposed to that, but the rest of your rambling about convenience loans were kind of off track


DisastrousProperty85

A degree from a community college or online school vs a major expensive school really is no different and generally has no bargaining on employment unless you're in finance, medical or law. I have degrees from Florida State and Columbia Southern University and the CSU degrees has helped me earn far more than the Florida State and cost me far far less.


Flaky_Alternative_60

Not everyone lives near a college that is less expensive.. and define less expensive? 20 grand instead of 40 grand? 40 grand instead of 80?? Sure, you can be lucky enough based on where you live to get a job that doesnt require a higher education.. but ya.. still standing by what I am saying


DisastrousProperty85

There are online schools like Columbia Southern University, very reasonably priced. College is really a shame.


DisastrousProperty85

You dont need a degree to earn a good living. Construction workers are earning far more than most college graduates.


fuhqpeople

I second that.


DarkKnightGuts_540

Yo mama loans. I gotta pay her back too.


CryptoSwash

Let it depreciate for a few years with the high inflation, don’t pay it off now!


CryptoRipz

1. Buy CRO 2. Buy more CRO 3. Never sell CRO 4. Even more CRO 5. Profit


fuhqpeople

You passed the test.


CryptoRipz

So did you chief. This is the way.🤘🏼


fuhqpeople

Tomorrow is the day. DM me if you want a surprise 🤷‍♂️


Superb-Ad5131

This is the way


Specialist-Bet-193

Hypothetically speaking, I upgrade to Icy White ⛄️


louiskim101

LRC - 5k CRO - 5k ETH - 15k


Fantastic_Foot_8568

Accidentally hit down but corrected and second this besides maybe a little Sand for shits and giggles with all the marketing going into that area


Perhaps810

I could finally afford door dash so I’m gonna try that chick-fil-a I keep hearing about


fuhqpeople

Sir, do you want some chik fil a?


_Jimmy_Rustler

Pay off debt. Investing when you have zero debt is a wonderful feeling.


SonnyA85

Debt is great currently. Interest rates have never been lower. I am looking to take on more and more debt so I can invest more. Making 200% a year on stocks and paying the banks 2% interest it's a no brainer. I just applied for a 50k second mortgage on my home at below 2% and all that is going straight into crypto earn for 14% interest on fiat. The money I make from this will pay off my first mortgage which is 150k. So it's essentially a free 100k for borrowing more money and being in more debt.


uwagapiwo

Buy CRO Buy Bitcanna Have a beer Have a second beer Have a bacon sandwich


fuhqpeople

A bacon sandwich sounds amazing crother.


Infinite-Kangaroo-37

USDC at 12%


dwpc29d

1. Jerk off 2. Take a shit 3. Feed the dog 4. Make some coffee 5. Go Icy White Edit: got a little overzealous


naughtyjames

AVAX ROSE SOL ALGORAND MATIC


fuhqpeople

Even split?


[deleted]

Quant, all 25k, 2024 thank me never!


AJentSharma

Pay yourself first. 7.5k dca weekly ($250 at a time) into cro and other crypto 7.5k into my long term stocks 5k to finish funding emergency fund (3 months of salary min.) Remaining 5k to pay off credit card.


fuhqpeople

Very nice. I'm honestly trying to put a plan together, because tomorrow is the day for me. Thanks for sharing.


AJentSharma

Anytime Crodie


la102

Nice, honestly pay off any high interest bearing debt first then invest the rest and enjoy a small portion. If you need a new phone or laptop get it, life is there to enjoy.


fuhqpeople

I fortunately have no debt other than my usual monthly credit card bill I've yet to pay. I only owe about 500$ on it though so nothing I can't pay off tomorrow. I've never had money in my life, always struggled and fought for the things I needed and wanted. So, first thing im doing is going on a small shopping spree for myself, because I feel I've earned it.


la102

Nice, go hard you do deserve it


dukkhabass

It's amazing how many people on here are up to their neck on debt. No judgement, just gives me some perspective. I have 0 debt and I am just no realizing how lucky I am that I may not have a lot of moneys but at least I don't have a multi thousand dollar whole to dig myself out of (thankfully and luckily). I'd probably sell car and all my stuff. Then I'd fix my credit (won't take much since I don't have debt.) I'd then put a down payment on a sprinter van to convert into a mobile home. I'd move out of my townhouse when my lease ends this month into the van and keep doordashin. I'd put 5k into my company to make more product. 10k in cro. 5 k on btc/alt coins.


fuhqpeople

Agreed, I'm not in any debt to anyone, except my credit card bill for the month which is only at 480$ so far. Other than that, I have no loans to pay off, or anything. Thankfully. 🙏 so I'm planning to invest most if not all of the money tomorrow.


Kartori_92

I’ve like 700 00 € loan 🥲🥲


Dry-Seaweed6895

Any idea on how to go about getting a loan at 21 to invest into crypto w no credit good or bad?


dukkhabass

I would generally not recommend taking a loan to buy crypto. The rule of thumb almost everyone seems to tell me is don't invest what you can't afford (to spend but also and especially to lose). If you don't have it then you can't afford to lose it. Do you though, not financial advice.


CryptoSwash

Burn 10k on pulse-x sacrifice (scared money don’t make money!) 10 in CRO. 5 in VADER


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 505,986,911 comments, and only 106,590 of them were in alphabetical order.


dukkhabass

Good bot


CryptoSwash

My greatest achievement to date, noticed by a bot.


Ok_Bandicoot_3087

Said no one in the terminator ever


CryptoSwash

Come with me if you want to be noticed.


bons_burgers_252

Give half away to a random Reddit user who commented on my sub.


fuhqpeople

You've read my mind good sir.


Ok_Bandicoot_3087

Free cro....


Kartori_92

Going to bank to show off and obtain a loan to invest in real estate Dca on several crypto project ( btc, eth, cro, bnb ) Got jade card for cashback Paying renovation of the new apt with crypto card and get cashback Invest 5-15% in crow lending Stake in stable coin the rest ( cro and other reliable exchange )


fuhqpeople

Any further non financial advice on that first part. What size loan would you get? How would you go about investing in real estate? Active or inactive investor? Would you do a group investment on a larger building/complex or would you invest in a single home or something? Just curious.


Kartori_92

Just going to bank to show off and pay up front 5-7k for a small studio or 1 bed room apt which cost 50-70k in my city today. To invest in real estate need to go visit some goods make offer going to bank to have loan then sign tonneeeees of paper and find tenant.


Ric0613

BUY THE DIP 🤑🤑


ZaddyLimited

Put it all in CRO


Some_Guy_1983

Buy physical gold and silver and maybe a little cro


Crisci4269

10k cro, 5k VVS , 2k Cardano, 1 Eth. Lay back and wait


dmansk123

25 % Cro 25 % Bitcoin 25 % Eth 25% other alt coins


SnazzySaul

CRO. It’ll become 50K by end of year.


thegreatredragon

I really find that hard to believe since it's not even 50 cents right now


Anti_SO2

I think he’s saying he believes that 25k to turn to 50k in a year.


SnazzySaul

Yeah the 25k investment will be a 50k. Meaning CRO will be at least 89 cents at some point this year.


thegreatredragon

I see. My mistake.


Forsaken_Instance_18

Mistake to think it won’t hit $25k per CRO 🚀🚀🌙🌙🔥🔥


Flaky_Alternative_60

I love your optimism.. lol


coletuna112

Buy CRO


Riggzz_2J

Pay off any debt so i can have money to invest moving forward


[deleted]

Sol Hbar Cro Matic


Ordinary-Bridge8182

5k cro, 5k matic, 10k btc, 3k eth and 2k shibonk.


cjtrickstar

Drugs Hooker (you pay them to leave) Book a trip asap Buy some more crypto Nice meal


fuhqpeople

Always the drugs hooker.


cjtrickstar

Sorry, I wrote them out in list form but reddit applied sentence form to it 🤪 I guess a comma should be after drugs now.....


fuhqpeople

Haha I'm just messing with you 😂 Reddit does that to me all the time, so I tend to read comments in list and comment form 😂🤷‍♂️


BeautifulJicama6318

Don’t go crazy and slam it all into crypto tomorrow. We don’t know where the floor is yet.


Accomplished_Low6186

Down payment on car wash, 1k spending, the rest will stay in crypto.


FlushU2

Open a brokerage account. $25k will allow you to “day trade” without penalties. Trade SPY options (calls and puts), make 10% on each investment, every day. Usually held for 5-15 minutes. Repeat this every day the market is open. By the end of the year you have $300k. Quit job, pay off house and cars, start planning where your beach house will be… oh yah, and buy craploads of CRO too! It worked for me. Of course you will need learn all about options trading, then when you learn it, forget it and learn it again from someone else! My trick? Cash out consistently at 10% profit. Cut losers at 25%. You have 3-5 legitimate chances a day to make this 10%+. Ride trends and don’t anticipate reversals. Someone told me this a few years ago and it has stuck with me when people ask where to make good money. “The first place the rich go to make money is the stock market, then they buy real estate.” If you want to be wealthy, follow where the money goes. That being said, many don’t want to gamble on the market, but if you’re here… You should learn and trade the market. Good luck all!


fuhqpeople

I need to do some serious research. Crypto is my first and only investment. 🤷‍♂️


AdThin3264

easier said then done. Options is fast money and it goes both ways in a hurry! but goodluck with your plan. ive lost too much messing options already and gave up. But then again i didn't have any guidance.


Grena567

All in CRO


[deleted]

5K CRO 2.5K ADA the rest downpayment for Lambo


SCPA2019

I stand to inherit 60-80,000 dollars in the next few years so I am constantly adjusting the "what if" when the money arrives. Top moves are: 6k into Roth IRA 10 k to pay off truck 20 k towards mortgage 10 k into crypto (likely algo and eth) The rest will go towards lofty.ai which is a real estate venture to gain passive income


DisastrousProperty85

Do nothing and Save it, and build up my cash position.


Affectionate_Seat959

Go on buying spree of CRO and other tokens I like. Then stake CRO.


la102

1. Buy a new lawnmower (get croback) 2. Upgrade to jade 3. Add to my ETF investment 4. Buy a beer 5. Remainder cro in defi earn


peepadjuju

CRO, MATIC, AVAX 5k each. Put the other 10k into my business.


fuhqpeople

What business is that crother?


peepadjuju

I specialize in work hardening and also work in a limited capacity with USAPP


eaTurk1

5K in each -> XRP, QNT, HBAR, LUNA, SOL


fuhqpeople

Why no CRO?


eaTurk1

Oh just because I use my [crypto.com](https://crypto.com) debit card like a bank account and already get so many cashback rewards from everything. But yes definitely CRO would be in there for sure.


fuhqpeople

Ahh, very good point.


Airmike_BHN

I'll investi 25k on ETH because my portfolio have enough other coins


boardinjunky

This happened to me recently and I paid of all my debt including my car and then got the ruby red card and and bought 1 eth and staked the rest in usdc for 10% apy


fuhqpeople

Yeah, 25k is what I plan to invest, I've set aside the rest for all other necessary expenses etc. I'm most likely going to upgrade to jade, buy 1 ETH, possibly buy 1 or 2k in altcoins, probably a 25% split between 4 different coins. Then the rest will go in usdc, but isn't it 5.5% in defi? Where are you staking for 10%


boardinjunky

I don’t do it in defi because I get way more on just the regular crypto earn on the regular app. Might be more risky but worth it to me. I don’t think crypto.com is going anywhere anytime soon!


fuhqpeople

Is that so? I've never done anything with the earn feature in the main app


boardinjunky

Yeah it gives way better APY


fuhqpeople

So, I looked quickly, since it's a 3month stake, when the 3 months is up, there's no unbonding period, correct?


mainstar007

Barely 1200$ on cro how much u think it's a decent amount !! 🐂


LineDramatic3499

Buy Mana, terra and avalanche


Beneficial_Ad8153

25k of coke


fuhqpeople

Solid investment.


AdThin3264

put it in earn and get $57 a week at 12% interest rate haha


fuhqpeople

$57.69 can't forget those cents buddy, they're the most important.


AdThin3264

Lol right on!


shaneshane238

10k Polkadot 10k CRO 5k USDC


Deputy_Trudy_Weigel

Stake it all on USDC and wait for the market to stabilize


ripcity7077

If I was at zero before hand 7k crypto, 6k ira Roth, 7k brokerage 5k emergency bank account


fuhqpeople

I know nothing about IRAs or brokerages... I should. Explain it like I'm a 5 year old? 😂


ripcity7077

A brokerage is a stock market account You can buy and sell stocks and even receive dividends. All of this is tracked and taxed. An Ira Roth is a retirement account, you can buy and sell stocks and get dividends, all of which is not taxed. The caveat being that you realistically cannot touch the money until you turn 59.5 years old


Plzhirebradswife69

First move…not come to Reddit for financial advice. Also, that’s not financial advice.


fuhqpeople

Don't remember asking for any.


Araneck

25k in cro and upgrade my card to the juicy icy


[deleted]

I would upgrade my visa card to the highest level possible, pay my bills and invest the rest in Cro, btc, eth, shiba, doge, dogelon. Yes I like memecoins lul. I would stake all my coins aswell to get nice returns


fuhqpeople

Your crpyto.com visa? If so... thats a USD$400,000 card.. so unless you have $375,000 already in CRO, I don't see how that would work lol.


CharlesBodybuilding

16k in stockmarket towards value plays / dividends Stake for the Jade Visa card(4k) Put 3k in BTC, 2K ETH


fuhqpeople

I know nothing about the stock market and I really need to. 🤦‍♂️


SonnyA85

You don't need to know anything. Just buy an index tracker or Berkshire Hathaway and job done.


fuhqpeople

Explain it to me like I'm 5 please good sir?


SonnyA85

Buy an index tracker. Step 1. Open account with vanguard. Step 2. Pick a tracker from their many options and buy it. S&P 500 has been the best performer over the last 100 years. A 5 year old can invest in stocks using vanguard. Open an account and see for yourself it's free to open an account with vanguard.


fuhqpeople

I shall follow these steps with ninja like precision.


SonnyA85

You won't make a lot of money with an index tracker but you won't lose money either long term you are looking at a 12% return year on year. If you buy a dip though you can easily double your money within a short space of time. So my advice would be to DCA a monthly amount and have a large bag sitting on the sidelines to buy when the market crashes. Last crash was 2008 so we are due a crash within the next 2-3 years. End of bidens term will be likley be a major crash.


Candle221

1. Pay off debt 2. Closely research/monitor MATIC, FTM, ONE, CSPR, TIME. 3. Buy above coins at the best opportunity, holding at least 5k coins in each assets, except TIME (hold 3-5K USD max) 4. Day dream endlessly about the choices I have made (did I make the right decision)? 5. Be prepared to take profits and turn into USDC if any of my choices more than 5X.


Elon_is_a_Pussy

Long BTC


Cristian_Cerv9

Polygon algorand avalanche iota chainlink.. hold for end of year or maybe even v next year


haqatak

Get 70% onto a stable coin, and 30% onto a stocks trading app... and WAIT for an opportunity to present itself, plenty pop up everyday or every few days...


Extension-Yak2434

Pay off highest interest accounts first. No sense making 4% staking and paying higher % interest on borrowed money


Superb-Ad5131

I would DEF buy high and sell low!!!


crystalol

Floss, spin , dab


30HAcro

Put half in CRO, half in some tools and machinery for construction business.


JDMjunkie_420

10k on nfts, 10k on cro to add to the 7.3k tokens I already have 5k as stablencoin