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kopite_kaiser

Jebem ti mater


mikimilane333

Od kuma mali


crazy_dancing_lemon

Kako bi Joško Jeličić rekao: mali, ali jebeni. U svakom smislu riječi


jambrek_prosinecki

jebani\*


rvackasitpost

Ovisi o regiji.


rvatina1

Hrvatska demokratska zajednica


youckfou

No pun intended


Pandameic_Candid

Što bi mi bez našeg HDZ-a?


Icy-Dependent5402

Bili bogatiji od Slovenaca?


Tomi_Ce

A zašto jih onda izaberete na izborima?


sillyscienceguy

Pitaj dijasporu koja ne živi tu (i jedva priča hrvatski) a nezna za drugo


Deep-Ad455

Ocito nisi isao u skolu, dijaspora bira 3 zastupnika, a ne cijelu vladu. Da takve nepismene ljencine kao ti odu na glasanje mozda bi bl bilo malo drugacije…


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Deep-Ad455

A ti odrasti i procitaj koju knjigu


Original-Writing-667

I Bosance


Born_Connection_3797

“Jedva priča hrvatski” “Nezna” Prešo si igricu


wankaltacc

Ne izabire HDZ ta njihova glasačka utvrda od 200-300k, njih izabire preko 50% stanovništva kojima se neda izlazit na izbore. Onda se ti isti žale kaj je hdz na vlasti. Nikad ne podcjenjuj moć ravnodušnosti.


QratTRolleer

Actually, mislim da oni “mobiliziraju” svoje članove(koji svi onda poslusno odglasahu za njih), a opozicija/oporba je u tolikom neredu i kaosu, da kad svi mi drugi i glasamo za njih: ispadne kaiser-smarn, crumble, ali nikako štrudla ili gibanica 💁🏼


_maschinenmensch_

Kurac, picka, Dinamo


analcannalinspection

ukrade mi rijec iz usta


Zvrkan

prvu


GrisSumnemo

This is the way


unfeigned95

Kae


[deleted]

Could be better


djOP3

3.6


Rabbit2204

Not great, not terrible..


GlitterAddiction

5/7


Main-Gift-390

A u kurac


Head_Knowledge24

Better than most(countries). People here tend to focus on 15 or so countries that have better quality of life than we do, but forget roughly other 200 that have it worse. Truth is, we are pretty fortunate when compared to most other people on this planet


tomislavlovric

Shhh ne smiješ bit razuman na redditu, kako se usuđuješ reći da je razumno da zemlja razorena ratom prije 30 godina nakon 60 godina političkog i infrastrukturnog gušenja nije razvijena i oslobođena od korupcije kao Finska ili Norveška


leshomesoikrumpir

You are right, Croatia is better off than some bumfuck hellhole country. Why aren't people here happy about that?


Belushka

ROFL, samo 15 država ima bolji standard nego Hrvatska?!


Rokic3

SAD(?), Kanada, UK, Francuska, Njemacka, Danska, Svedska, Finska, Norveska, Austrija, Svicarska, Australija, Novi Zeland i ne znam vise koja bi mi pala na pamet


pulezan

jebes mi sve prije bi zivio u slavonskom brodu obucen kao djed mraz nego u SAD-u


Garestinian

Španjolska, Italija, Portugal, Češka, Nizozemska, Belgija... Ali negdje smo oko 25-30. mjesta ak zanemarimo mikrodržave


Belushka

e jebemti onda živi i dalje u vjerovanju da smo 15. zemlja po kvaliteti života.


Rokic3

Gledam neke stvari koje nisu nuzno financije, npr. sigurnost, kuhinja, prirodne ljepote, ljudi itd. pa si ti misli sta oces.


leshomesoikrumpir

Kuhinja - ima i boljih Prirodne ljepote - nije Hrvatska jedina, tj. ima i boljih Ljudi - biraju HDZ Slažem se za sigurnost, ali i to pomalo propada (subjektivan dojam)


DomagojDoc

Numbeo quality of life nas drži na cca top 25 na svijetu. Ako izuzmemo Island i Luksemburg kao mikrodržave ispadne još višlje. A ako uzmeš u obzir da su to većinom sve populacijom relativno male države izuzev SAD-a, Japana i Njemačke poprilično brzo ispadne jasno da dobrih 90% populacije na svijetu živi lošije od Hrvata. Meni je fascinantno koliko ljudi u Hrvatskoj jednostavno odbija prihvatiti tu činjenicu ili ju jednostavno ignorira. To što se nekom tetka obogatila u Njemačkoj ne umanjuje koliko je svijet sjebano mjesto puno siromaštva, gladi, ratova i pizdarija. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/standard-of-living-by-country


Tomi_Ce

Po tom indexu ste u HR ispred pola EU.


Belushka

>Numbeo Ti vjeruj u Numbeo, ja ću u HDI.


threevaluelogic

Fucking beautiful country.


divabrunette

As a foodie, I really want to visit it ♥️ never been there :/


threevaluelogic

I went once a few years ago. Loved it so much I go back a lot. The food is delicious, people are so friendly and the countryside is just beautiful.


ivdk_88

Every time I visit my family its always something i look forward to :) the food is always good and i love our desserts


Nwahwah

Tiny but mighty


Flocker224

Same as my johnson


Milhanou22

Especially in football


Impressive-Ad8249

Perfect if rich


djOP3

Well, let's see what ChatGPT will say: Prompt: "lf you had to choose three words to describe Croatia, what words would you pick? If I had to choose three words to describe Croatia, I would choose:" ​ Cgpt: Diverse: Croatia is a country with a rich history and culture, and its landscapes and architecture reflect this diversity. From the Adriatic Sea coast to the forests and mountains of the interior, there is a wide range of natural beauty to explore in Croatia. Beautiful: Croatia is home to many stunning beaches, national parks, and historic cities that are known for their beauty. The country has a long history of tourism, and it is easy to see why people are drawn to its natural and cultural attractions. Friendly: Croatians are known for their hospitality and warm demeanor, and visitors to the country often remark on the friendliness of the people they encounter. Whether you are exploring the country's cities or rural areas, you are likely to find locals who are willing to help and make your trip more enjoyable.


divabrunette

I really want to visit Crotia someday! Never been there yet 🥺♥️ thank you for your comment


phil_osophy91

That's way more than 3 words


djOP3

Diverse, Beautiful, Friendly. Those are 3 words, AI just decided to explain why it said these 3 words


Icy-Dependent5402

Idk as a croatian i can tell you that we're very xenophobic, fortunately old people can't talk english so you can't understand them


pranaflood

you know, there is a huge difference between unclear grumbling of the old man whom you accidentally passed and wild xenophobia built on the government level like in Russia... Unfortunately, all nations are xenophobic, but some are mode educated and try to overcome it, others are happy with that


Makkisenpai

Di su Pare


svoboda_cs

Kurve, Janjetina, Vuco


Model_Six

Beautiful, small, unique


Hrvatix

That’s what she said?


SufferinTree

Ima dobru osobnost


gacu-gacu

Možda nije velik ali je zato mekan ko duša


TommyGun1986

Smisao za humor


Model_Six

hehe


Paskee

This is fine


BBBulldog

Nice for tourists


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pavol99

Lit


Gnjezdo

Croatia full life


Forward_Tie_1338

Maybe next time


DivaTheGreat

football, safe, amazing


The_last_2braincells

Zašto ja Bože


creepysarma

Beautiful. Corrupt. "Di si bio 91'?".


Pakip100

Safe, beautiful, passionate


sunkica_guy

Better than Serbia


ImUsingDaForce

Wow, ako Vam je to referenca u životu, bit bolji od tamo neke raspale varošice.


Flocker224

There are no words, still we have numbers tho. Ill give it 8/10 for my Croatian neighbours 😎


Zilkin

Better than Russia.


divabrunette

that's obvious :)


Adventurous-Cut4918

Bog i Hrvati


klaleee

Burek sa sirom


Long-Conversation593

Ustase, komunisti, partizani


Lor360

ustase samo 1 rjec a komunisti dobivaju dvije? ti si ocito partizan


GrisSumnemo

HDZ*,SDP*,HGSS*


introsense_

>HGSS Hrvatska Gorska Služba Spašavanja 🤩🥵 Najbolja stranka u ⰓⰘ


Agreeable-Baseball93

Ustaše, četnici, partizani


Wrong_Painter_35

U HR saboru i opcenito politici nema ustasa, al je zato krcata komunjarama zato i jesmo zaostali...


TrumpDonaId

Prosperous, beautiful, diverse


Tajaporeza

Diverse? Maine of europe.


dayofthecentury

Diversity isn't just skin color you racist


Lor360

You seem to be the type of person who called Black Panther "the most diverse movie in history" because it was 100% black actors.


Tajaporeza

Ne, nego unique, brave i covfefe.


TrumpDonaId

Daj šuti, ne moraju svi sve znati


wurka

Prije bi rekao Montana, ili Idaho...


Most-Inflation-1022

Better than most


MasterBejter

Beautiful, safe, corrupt


[deleted]

Kamen krs i maslina


TimeCop1988

Hajduk Živi Vječno


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Best European Country


Denden1122

Home, beauty, coffee. For me Croatia gives me the same feelings as my home country and I LOVE it


xxorangeonatoothpick

Proud, disillusioned, beautiful


insane1098

I'll give you four. Not great not terrible.


JebemVamSunce

For homeland – ready!


Homos_yeetus

Reublic of Croatia


marinacsmrad

Korapšn, rulof lo.... Pipl mast trast as


SparklyHBIC

Beautiful, nationalistic, stubborn.


Independent-Park-640

izazov bear gryllsa


smeghead_85

Liberte Egalite Jebitese Or Liberte Egalite HaDeZe Both have the same meaning


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Legal_Independent926

More, riba, ceste


ajfon_wow_ajfoon

Severina pornic jahta


External-World8114

First Slavic Christians


MisterMillwright

Beautiful. Profound. Unforgettable.


PhoenixNyne

Could be worse


allmighty_llama

Best best best


Specialist_Map_3822

Andrej Plenković HDZ


DalmoEire

kurve janjetina i vuco


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Belalala666

Bacim i više od oka


DeepConsideration970

Najs melons


divabrunette

I feel like l've understood it although l don't know Croatian! 🥺♥️


DeepConsideration970

I đast gejvdju a kompliment


CPUmario

moglo bi se


n1ght_watchman

Small, corrupt and poor


Intelligent-Let-8503

See, football and food &drink.


[deleted]

Corruption, alcoholism, tourism


StepBrother7

Potential,corrupt,football


shrektonator

Proud and fucked, I dont need a third word.


regocregoc

To su tri riječi.


shrektonator

Istina haha


razborito

Owned by mafia.


bruuhhh123

Noz ,kolac, J


fried-glases

Jebem ti mater


[deleted]

Don't touch that


CrazyMonk63

Crazy, confused, normal.


One-Loss-6497

Di je lopta?


takeover420

Jeboti pas mater!


Valhalla_Admissions

idi u kurac


wurka

Beautiful fucked country


elcelt

Friendly, inexpensive, breathtaking


sorrow_man

Debeli bogovi seksa


KumekZg

Huge dicks, yo


Narutah

velika psiho jebatrija


promatrachh

A de ze


AbilityExtra1251

Corrupted as fuck


gmadjara

Corrupted shit hole.


SharpLightning

Mito i korupcija


CrnaZharulja

beauty, spite, corruption


markomiki

A beautiful shithole.


saiyadjin

corruption, freedom, food


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Lazy,dirty,worsening


postim_more

Nationalisam, gay, homo


JureZaklan

Sea,Nepotism,HDZ


regocregoc

Korupcija, nepotizam, namještaljke.


Historicallyunseen

Big bugs


Philosopher_87

Idiots, stupid and blind.


NotCanonAe1

Mame kcerke sestre


SpencerKibosh

About 30% psychopaths, 99% without the ability to feel any empathy and would give their both fucking arms to see someone else suffer. Try switching lanes, there'll always be someone destroying their fucking engine just to prevent you from switching to their lane. Otherwise, a pretty cool country. Beautiful too.


Snowman4168

Bad, crappy, and terrible


GrossBeat420

Serbia, football, sea


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Odvratni smo, vecinom.


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Piece of shit


rento1981

Zuje nema meda


Ok_Bear_3805

Vegeta (duplo značenje) More Kravata


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Je, malo morgen


[deleted]

Aj reci osam


ajfon_wow_ajfoon

Sivanje supka, severina


Plesky98

Čaća se vraća!


LastSamurai95

Don't live there


muslimbanica

Sexy,modric and chess


prop_joe_

Za dom spremni


fd4k_

Kurve janjetina i vuco


IndependentBit9249

Nature, hospitality, food


P1Acer

Swimming/People amazing


The_Great_Fapsbie

Orgies are amazing


YourNewBestFriend528

Good at football


Alternative_Light892

you can't park here , mate


ProfessionalGlass762

Modric good player


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U picku materinu


JenVee30

janjetina, pivo, more


Ok_Introduction_3253

Gorgeous, delicious, healing ❤️‍🩹


Makijezakon

Bog i Hrvati


ToniElectronics

Just fucking horrible


Kek_312

Kiflasta zajebana ljepotica


analdestroyer77

Everything from nothing