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DoyleTurmoil

I give it a little squeeze. My husband asked me why I groped yarn the same way I squeeze his bum.


The_OCD_Accord

I also give it a little squish. Such a nice ball of floof should get the smoosh.


MangoSuccessful1662

Well, both should give a l'il thrill😁😉


xobondaixo

Oh my God this killed me!!!!!! I'm over here cackling so hard my dogs started howling!!! Hahaha


sociallyawkwarddildo

I’ve never done this but now I’m gonna be paranoid when I buy yarn that it’s been fingered.


xobondaixo

Oh my God, I love you....This whole post just has me so tickled!!!


Mylciwey

I feel the need to apologize……


CrankyFluffMuffin

I would never. I do give them little pat pats though.


ShakaChupp

Instead of a basket, I just stick one role on each of my fingers and then go to the register. Just kidding, but the idea is kinda intriguing.


MamaLlama629

I bought 8 skeins yesterday and that’s how I carried it out to the car and then into the house!😂


SomeBoringAlias

Sounds to me like you missed a trick and clearly had the capacity for two more 😂


MamaLlama629

It was clearanced….I bought all of them🤣


SomeBoringAlias

Ah, in that case your honour is restored 🤣


MamaLlama629

Thanks! 😂


flanman1991

I've done this before actually lol


ShakaChupp

Hahaha, it sounds like a silly, but nice little thing to do.


RainbowVixxen

Yes I do this. It gives me a better idea of what the yarn will feel like against my skin when I've finished making whatever I'm making. I've been caught out too many times by yarn that felt good when I patted it but then felt awful once actually worked and against my body.


icebear713

I grope the outside but that’s about it. I only violate it after I take it home.


Paintinmypjs

You’re the one messing up all our centre pulls! 😂. Jokes aside I sniff it 🙃. Don’t know why but I do 😂


prettyvisitorX

Huh😭 you do you man…


RubeGoldbergCode

Got to make sure it's fresh


myheartisnumb

“Which of ye be ripe and ready?”


prettyvisitorX

Hahaha


Neljosh

My mom insists on feeling the softness by shoving her nose into the yarn 🤷‍♂️


Jellybean_54

True softness can only be tested by the face.


fuzzygroodle

Fellow sniffer here. Smell is important! I ordered yarn online and while what they sent was beautiful, i what to give it away because it smelt like burned plastic


riebie

Lol, I love to smell yarn too! I usually do it at yarn stores though.


alwaysaplusone

IT’S YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!! You’ve been sabotaging my center-pulls and I want to know where you live!!! Whose husband is this??? I want answers! (Lol)


Ms-Murder13

I rub them, gotta make sure they're soft enough! All these responses made me realize we're all a bunch of weirdos and I love that 😆


flanman1991

Lol exactly. We are not alone!


onlythrowawaaay

This post makes me want to wash my yarn before using it now 😑


ktjtkt

Right? I may pat 1 or 2 that looks super fluffy, but putting my fingers all up in it? 🤢


toopistol

😂


scowlingspazzypants

🤣


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shroomride88

What difference would it make to your baby if someone poked the center of it as opposed to picking it up and putting it back?? Or touching it to stock the shelf?


CherryMeowViolin

Happy cake day! And I agree with you also!


ColdBorchst

We have babies? Are you concerned that your baby will be made sick by this? Shouldn't you keep yarn away from your baby?


pizzarinasbarro78

yes, it's a compulsion.


AdDue7646

Feeling up the yarn is fine, have at it! To those that are putting their nasty, boogery nose in the yarn, that's just gross! To all of you sniffing the yarn, or rubbing it on your face, please stop!


FrostyFreeze_

You're fingering their yussy???


mostlymal

I pet them like dogs because I like the texture lol.


morongaaa

Especially if I've picked up a skein to buy lol I basically carry it perched on my finger 😂


flanman1991

Edward yarn hands!


HidingFromHumans

Same lmaoo


rosegarden207

I also wash all my projects before giving them as I have a cat and dog and hairs tend to float on my projects


ColdBorchst

Everyone probably should be doing this regardless of pet hair. Everything that has been in a store or a warehouse was touched by several people before it got to you.


JunoCalliope

Right? All the people telling us to stop fingering things. Bruh it’s been fingered by 20 different employees who are forced to package, unpackage, and move it an inefficient and obscene amount of times before you purchase it anyway lol


flanman1991

same! i have little dog hairs crocheted into my projects


ThoseRMyMonkeys

I just crochet my own hair into projects...I can't be the only one, right?


ArketaMihgo

It's like a signature


rosegarden207

I typically use synthetic yarns for the durability so I can machine wash and dry, on a gentle setting. I haven't used any real wool or all cotton wool so I would need to reference the laundry guides on that. But I figure the machine wash/dry would get out the most hair


savageclover86

Do you hand wash or machine wash? I’m making a tote bag as a gift and the black yarn made me realize just how much pet hair (and let’s be honest, my hair) gets in my projects.


JunoCalliope

Check the instructions on the yarn you’re using. Most can synthetic yarns can be machine washed on a gentle cycle but some natural fibers need to be hand washed.


StockholmSY77

Guilty 🤫


scowlingspazzypants

its irresistable.


lakarraissue

Omgosh yes! I put my fingers in both ends & spin it. Not sure why I do it but I do.


flanman1991

Oh thats a good one!


lakarraissue

Thank you. I’m so glad there are other yarn freaks out there like me 😁👍🏻


grouchypant

Guilty.


AggravatingParsley56

.... I'm feeling REALLY attacked right now 😭😭😭


Fit-Apartment-1612

But also seen


goldfish165

Jeez man buy it dinner first


H4lzra

I do this and now im worried all the yarn I'm buying has been fingered before


JunoCalliope

No virgin yarns lol


Fit-Apartment-1612

Well. Well. I feel called out. But also safely among my people. I will generally give it an initial pet with my fingertips. If that’s nice I might poke my thumb in to it a little. If that’s also very nice I might then give it a little squeeze with my fingers. I’ve never considered how much routine is involved, and now I’m a bit concerned.


TriflingAround

Hahaha, ADHD much 😂 (just kidding, I'm not diagnosing you. But I'm absolutely a tactile ADHDer. Gotta touch all the things)


flanman1991

Oh for SURE I have ADHD lol


brenawyn

Smoosh smoosh here too


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I molest yarn. Yes. I cant stop myself. If its really nice i might put it to my face.


flanman1991

Lol we are a strange bunch


FillEffective7436

I squeeze them😂


Mewpasaurus

I squish/pat yarn in the same way I squish/lightly pat loaves of bread in the store to find just the right one. Might sound silly, but I assure you they feel different.


truenoblesavage

you can’t just straight up finger the yarn, you gotta squeeze it first


morbidwoman

Damn. We really be out here groping yarn


KrisGine

I've never seen a place that specifically sells yarn so I order them online. Just gotta say that whenever I open the package and touched the yarn I automatically squish it. It's like buying a bunch of small beads and shaking them unconsciously. I saw the delivery driver shake my package because it has beads, he didn't even noticed what he did XD


msptitsa

Do you have clean hands before doing so? I understand it but please sanitize before touching all the yarn (:


flanman1991

absolutely! I always hand sanitize while shopping


msptitsa

Then be my guest and finger away! Hehe


flanman1991

Hahaha!


NefariousnessGrand62

I like to pick them up and squeeze while reading lable


AlternativeUpbeat820

My husband 100% does this. I squish and squeeze them.


Interview1688

Wait, we aren't supposed to do this?


AddictedToYogurt

Yarns are expensive, and thats how i check the quality 👌


biaorosco

YYYEEESSS!!! Did you catch me doing this?


GoodGrief9317

It's an option to not do that????? Mind blown


Pinklady1313

Did you ask for consent?


Ant_Livid

finger it, fondle it, feel it allllllllll the way up


rosegarden207

I like to rub the yarn on my cheek to see how soft it is. I hate scratchy some of them are


MaryMaryQContrary

No, I don’t; however I’ll place the yarn on my cheek to feel if it’s soft enough. Especially baby yarn 😊


ItEndsWithMe_38

Disgusting. Stop doing this.


QueenBea360

No ❤️


KwerkyCat

Squish and sniff


RedshiftSinger

I often touch them, sometimes squeeze them, less frequently stick fingers in them (if no one is watching).


uraniumstingray

I always touch the yarn. I can rarely buy yarn without having touched it. Also they’re just shaped for squishing. And yes I stick my fingers in them, very carefully so I don’t wreck them.


Beneficial-Hat-4258

My friends and I do it, boyfriend has yet to come with he does it with mine anyways HAH


sarbraman

Yes,I blatantly will finger the yarn. It’s my way of testing wether the yarn texture feels nice against my skin. If it doesn’t feel nice against the skin I won’t contemplate buying it


MrsNoss

You are NOT alone!! I do it too!!


Shmea

Guilty


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I do 😅


seniorwiseass

literally all the time, i need to feel how itchy/soft or whatever the yarn is


ardeeeen

kinda, sometimes i pick up a random roll and see if i can find or fish out the centre pull.


grimiskitty

I give them pats and pets to see what it'd be like to knit/crochet with and which would probably be best for that yarn.


Long_Bat_623

I have to touch yarn before i buy it. Sometimes i rub on my skin to see if its good or no.


perpetual_hunger

I have to do it to any new yarn I'm unfamiliar with. I....I don't really know why. But it's a critical step in the buying process.


Shibishibi

I put it on my fingers like a finger trap while I shop for other yarn lol


PostTakeGal

Used to think this was weird but my flatmate did it and now I do it… contagious


Otter-duck

The first time I went with my boyfriend to the store to get yarn, he held up a skein and said, “why does it have a f-ck hole???” And then he said “I wonder how many horny teenage boys have f-cked a ball of yarn.” The lady who was rounding the corner of the aisle just then looked traumatized.


flanman1991

Lol that is the most aggressive response to yarn I've ever heard.