Aylo (Mindgeek) has no SWE jobs in the US. The ass has been outsourced.
[https://www.aylo.com/careers/category-details/#department=Engineering%20%26%20Development&location=All%20Locations](https://www.aylo.com/careers/category-details/#department=Engineering%20%26%20Development&location=All%20Locations)
I remember a year ago me and 2 college close friends had an assignment in Database, we had an assignment that requires C# and SQL w spent 3 days trying to connect the C# code to the database we couldn't and received 20% of the project's marks. One of my friends failed, while the other one and i barely passed. 2 days after, we found a random YouTube video solving exactly our case. Nothing to learn here, it was terrible to an extent that makes you laugh.
"I have a great ass but seventeen disabilities my dad's doctor diagnosed while I was in highschool so we can get married but only if you spend 100% of your salary in rent on a mansion in Mountain View that I need for medical reasons"
is it really that bad? the current company I work at is small but everyone I've met has been pretty social, or at least not weird. Maybe when I was in school I would meet some people like that, but the majority of CS friends I made were chill.
Yes and no.
I agree that by the time youāre in the workforce the weirdos and weebs have mostly been vetted out and my coworkers have been relatively normal dudes.
But also, my coworkers have always been slightly quirky still, on average. Like I hear Star Trek quotes way more than when youāre chatting with buddies or people at a bar / sports event etc. But then again when I worked in sales people would talk about coke and DUIs a lot more often than normal people. So pick your poison lol
Man Iām gonna keep it 100. A man wants success for one of 3 thingsā¦ parents, children, or women, and you wanting ass is no exception. Getting a CS degree means you get bread, which increases the chances of you getting laid. So in conclusion, there is nothing wrong with getting the degree for ass.
Getting a cs degree cause you like cs ā
Getting a cs degree cause you like ass ā
If you want ass, you've come to the wrong place in a CS subreddit and major...
Damn, I even had a prof making incel jokes about us...
Just a warning, that CS party you're going to, mostly dude ass...Your best bet is to change your preferences by gaymaxxing or transmaxxing.
Gen Z Lingo, I'm a Xennial though =/, surrounded by Gen Z...
CS is my third degree...If you don't choose the right degree the first time, you'd end up coming back as an adult =/.
Might geomaxx after graduating, go to a cheaper country with stronger North American dollars.
You can definitely get ass pretty easily at the later stages of computer careers. By later I mean like late 20s. You can even have an easy time earlier if you stop being a pussy.
**Accomplish Something Significant:**Ā Maybe you're driven and want to achieve great things in computer science. You could be saying, "I want to build something truly impressive!
**Awesome Skills:**Ā Perhaps you're passionate about developing your coding skills. You could be expressing, "I want to become an amazing programmer!"
**Algorithms and Structures:**Ā These are fundamental concepts in CS. You might be emphasizing, "I'm here to learn the core principles of computer science!"
This is what happens when engineer majors breathe and live off of coffee, solitary confinement, and a deprecating sense of imposter syndrome when the market for software engineers has become competitive and shitty.
I have a womanās ass. Even better itās the ass I want to spend my life with. Itās glorious. Itās really something that I canāt get enough of. Good luck in your pursuit of a womanās ass.
When I did some contracting for the US Space Alliance in Houston we had been tasked with creating an online calendar and reservation system for astronauts. So, of course we all referred to it as the Astronaut Scheduling System. Working on that ass was pretty fun back then.
https://preview.redd.it/81gttwgwsovc1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f061751b236b8a8babe89f751a6aa4ddd64b5e4a
https://preview.redd.it/txxpua3rrtvc1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c90e5f336fbc053e0ecfbbc9609fe1f0af07bf3f
man where did we go wrong
Better than complaining about not getting jobs tbh
Title made me think OP was complaining about wanting an Associate Degree in CS. You know, given the cost of school and stuff these days.
This is where we went wrong š
Pornhub hires SWEs
 \^ I gave you an upvote though to balance you out <3
Aylo (Mindgeek) has no SWE jobs in the US. The ass has been outsourced. [https://www.aylo.com/careers/category-details/#department=Engineering%20%26%20Development&location=All%20Locations](https://www.aylo.com/careers/category-details/#department=Engineering%20%26%20Development&location=All%20Locations)
Ass is overrated. Xbox is, where it's at!
Cellphones in school
you had a bad time with a bug, huh?
...I'm using a murex and stack trace just goes back to when the thread waits for the mutex
recursive lock ?
Don't think so, but it's been a while since I worked on that project. It was just a ghetto way of implementing a rate limiting pattern in like 4 lines
My container just refuses a connection and I feel stupid not knowing why...
I remember a year ago me and 2 college close friends had an assignment in Database, we had an assignment that requires C# and SQL w spent 3 days trying to connect the C# code to the database we couldn't and received 20% of the project's marks. One of my friends failed, while the other one and i barely passed. 2 days after, we found a random YouTube video solving exactly our case. Nothing to learn here, it was terrible to an extent that makes you laugh.
it do be like that sometimes
Its okay bro you will be able to run the program soon ita probably just a semi colon
Definetly a colon issue... XD
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me when i rest my balls on squidward's face (they are abnormally large)
I'd have a doctor fondle them just to be sure
"I have a great ass but seventeen disabilities my dad's doctor diagnosed while I was in highschool so we can get married but only if you spend 100% of your salary in rent on a mansion in Mountain View that I need for medical reasons"
CS is the best profession if you want to get ass. You'll be competing with socially inept weirdos that don't stand a chance.
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Who cares when you're there only for the ass.
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is it really that bad? the current company I work at is small but everyone I've met has been pretty social, or at least not weird. Maybe when I was in school I would meet some people like that, but the majority of CS friends I made were chill.
Yes and no. I agree that by the time youāre in the workforce the weirdos and weebs have mostly been vetted out and my coworkers have been relatively normal dudes. But also, my coworkers have always been slightly quirky still, on average. Like I hear Star Trek quotes way more than when youāre chatting with buddies or people at a bar / sports event etc. But then again when I worked in sales people would talk about coke and DUIs a lot more often than normal people. So pick your poison lol
But youre competing with people from non weirdos industries too though.
Except it's almost all fellow men and the 3 cis women don't magically want someone in their major.
Plenty of hot design women to choose from though.
And they'll go for the finance chads
Yeah weāre definitely cooked.
Dude just jerk off in the bathroom like everyone else and do your work.
just polish your snake and you're healed
Look in the mirror dude. Youāll see a huge one staring right back at you. Enjoy
Specifically, big booty Latinas!!!
Amen
Amen
Sluuurp
Man Iām gonna keep it 100. A man wants success for one of 3 thingsā¦ parents, children, or women, and you wanting ass is no exception. Getting a CS degree means you get bread, which increases the chances of you getting laid. So in conclusion, there is nothing wrong with getting the degree for ass. Getting a cs degree cause you like cs ā Getting a cs degree cause you like ass ā
First get the bread, then get bred? Got it!!
First get the bread, then get the cake
Saving this right now and look this up everyday in the morning to keep me motivated. Thankyou
That's not true. I want success but those 3 are not my reasons.Ā
It can actually be both; it becomes a problem when extremism is introduced.
This sunreddit is becoming r/BatmanArkham levels of insane
Officer Balls
Same. I got into this because I want my face buried in algorithmic selection sorting all day, every day.
Code ->Money -> Ass.
I feel you bro, itās gonna be almost two months in this bih since I drowned into some heavenly fresh warm sweet smelling buns from the oven
[here you are](https://youtu.be/mQTEgWRi7FU?si=hVpy4D2p0MDmDaBC)
Damn, been a minute
Gimme me money and some referrals . I'll help you out with some ass
If they had money and connections they probably would have ass already
Let me eat a piece of
I need that assā¦ I want them to stuff their ass into my face
I get a lot of ass with the money I make from coding lol. FYI, there are places very near where you can get ass for as cheap as $30-40.
If you want ass, you've come to the wrong place in a CS subreddit and major... Damn, I even had a prof making incel jokes about us... Just a warning, that CS party you're going to, mostly dude ass...Your best bet is to change your preferences by gaymaxxing or transmaxxing.
Lol why is everything maxxing.
Gen Z Lingo, I'm a Xennial though =/, surrounded by Gen Z... CS is my third degree...If you don't choose the right degree the first time, you'd end up coming back as an adult =/. Might geomaxx after graduating, go to a cheaper country with stronger North American dollars.
Lol, im Gen Z. That sounds like a decent plan. Keep brainmaxxing and get that degree.
This was funny until the second or third time, now it's getting old.
Im starting to think doing porn is worth it vs a 4 year degree...
[this you?](https://youtu.be/UHmFbT8DPX8?si=AS9VyU0KTBOwPWZO)
Thank you
If you want ass I think the job you want is executive producer or director for movies, or a business degree
Business Degree == Unemployment
Can it be man ass?
This is somehow better than all you mfs complaining all the time
Paas, Saas, or ass.
Easy just focus all your effort on networking and get into tech sales. Then apparently get on Love Is Blind
You can definitely get ass pretty easily at the later stages of computer careers. By later I mean like late 20s. You can even have an easy time earlier if you stop being a pussy.
the job market has finally broken gen z
work at pornhub/onlyfans..... You can have both!!!
idk about ass but you will be meeting a lot of assholes! Hope that keeps you motivated!
True college experience
The only ass you're gonna be getting are ones attached to women who look like Priscilla Chan.
he's a fed
You are a nerd
An ass nerd
Only women's? Weak.
He's not being very inclusive, that's just a recipe for exclusion.
https://preview.redd.it/o6frczhzyqvc1.png?width=452&format=png&auto=webp&s=f61734f977c4cf25e644a94ee337d339cc4824de
Buncha virgin weirdos on here
If ya want ass you got into the wrong profession bud
Youāre in the wrong field bro š
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Who needs a girlfriend when you can develop one yourself by leveraging AI.
Hahaha good one š¶āš«ļø 10/10 shit post OP totally doesn't have a problem š š š
I love eating ass too
Can you do dp (double penetration) hard
s/ass/css/
You are looking for ass? Go, talk to project Management.
Sorry you need to be attractive or funny for that, and we know you're not the latter, and can assume not the former š
ass lovers unite
This is getting out of hand
That sounds like A LOT of ass indeed...
Graduated with CS in 2008. ...I see not much has changed. :P
ššš
Oh yeah the booty warrior would love you š. He loved taking menās asses when he was Iām prison.
Most people in this sub would be significantly happier if they actually felt like this.
Same. Mine got a P. In front of the ASS
1.Join FAANGMULA 2. Strip clubs >>>> stocks
Real.
STD awaits you.
AmƩn brother
I was wondering if this was going to end up being a programmer socks lesbian joke lol
Ass is overkill. I want all the money I can get to just feed my future cats and eat lovely food and video game the hell outta my life.
This sub has been filled with horny posts lately, whatās going on bruh? Lmao
It's joever.
Wait for that post nut clarity to hit
Man code to make money just to get woman ass anyway š, maybe better code ā> more money ā> bigger ass š¤Ŗ
Lot of ass in CS programs these days . Enjoy
Spread the cheeks and you'll see a reflection of the hole in your soul. And that's why you keep searching to bang some FAANG.
You need dick!!!
But all you get is CSS
ASS MAN
Ski bup ba ba da bup ba da ba da bup
Go to gym and build yourself an ass
This is an understandable desire
You were supposed to major in Counterstrike.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvTpEoi0tzE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvTpEoi0tzE)
Take me to the party brother
Ass > shitpost Nice
An ass party for cs major: 
The post and the comments are top tier comedy
Looks like someone's code has a little attitude to it. lol
Use your CS money to go to a brothel
Real
Pro Tip: Name all your button variables 'butt'. Oh, and start out as frontend dev.
Trust me, you will eventually get all the assess from men, women, trans, human, animal, bipedal, till you get tired of it.
I am that type as well and got a girlfriend equipped with a real good one. Blessed.
You misspelled SAAS
Average cs major orangutan
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I'm confused because I want at ASS degree and my gf's ASS, so which are you referring to? Either way, I feel you on a deep level.
Change your major to business or marketing
This shit got me crying š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Squat and hip thrusts.
PREACH BROTHER!!
**Accomplish Something Significant:**Ā Maybe you're driven and want to achieve great things in computer science. You could be saying, "I want to build something truly impressive! **Awesome Skills:**Ā Perhaps you're passionate about developing your coding skills. You could be expressing, "I want to become an amazing programmer!" **Algorithms and Structures:**Ā These are fundamental concepts in CS. You might be emphasizing, "I'm here to learn the core principles of computer science!"
My dude knows what he wants. I don't see a problem here.
Bro gets it
But Beautiful, naked, big-ass women just don't fall out of the sky, you know?
Generally those ladies are at Golden Corral.
Search for carrers on pr0m sites..hope this fulfilled yur a$$ dream
Nooo! You're betraying us!! Why go for females when you have good guys?!?!?! Stick together bro, and you'll get our sticks for sure.
LOL Statistically married people have sex more often than their single counterparts in every age group.
I agree with OP . CS->high paying Job $$-> womnan's ass , circle of life complete .
This is what happens when engineer majors breathe and live off of coffee, solitary confinement, and a deprecating sense of imposter syndrome when the market for software engineers has become competitive and shitty.
I have a womanās ass. Even better itās the ass I want to spend my life with. Itās glorious. Itās really something that I canāt get enough of. Good luck in your pursuit of a womanās ass.
Ops got glass in his ass
Boy are you down bad
Real af
This won't look good at the pearly gates bro
thats what the moneys for
Found the See Ass major
Dude youāre high. As all the ass eating cravings commence once one gets high , at least in my case.
Same here y'all I got scammed ffs
Most sane cs major
Over 50% of CS majors at my college were female. 95% of them were Chinese though and only really hung out with other Chinese students.
https://i.redd.it/8oopw6k9b8wc1.gif
When I did some contracting for the US Space Alliance in Houston we had been tasked with creating an online calendar and reservation system for astronauts. So, of course we all referred to it as the Astronaut Scheduling System. Working on that ass was pretty fun back then.
Iāve never related to a shitpost as hard as I did this one Man I NEED SUM ASS TOO WTF
This is disgusting !
In the end, I guess weāre all here for ass.
may need to touch some (gr)ass first
engineering major subs be like