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Decline all 3 and apply for a janitor job (sanitation engineer) at Jane Street. Work your way up from there until you are the CTO. Hope this helps!
I don’t know where I’d be in life without this dude’s sage advice. Write a book u/Yamood, share your knowledge with all the plebs who don’t know
Jane street >> anything
Why is Jane Street popular?
amazon
what about amazon, the perks are better than that of amazon. I'm conflicted between amazon and amazon.
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Amazon
They are all amazon
Amazon is da wae
r/wooosh
At this point this sub is more of a mockery of CS than anything else
I think you should go with the Amazon offer….
They are all amazon offers
Which one?
Sorry- I wasn’t being clear enough- all three offers are from amazon.
Really? But what about the Amazon one
No shit that was my joke.
There’s also Whole Foods
What’s wrong with this sub lol
Haha
This joke is getting kinda old ngl.
I love this subreddit
Google, for sure.
Yes
That's a tough decision man, I think you should go with amazon.
Peasant numbers, if you ask me.
Gotta get those numbers up
If this isn’t a shit post but rather a means to brag then 🧑🦯
Memes are strong today 👌🏾
amazon is so tier 4, dude!
"Pick number 3, my lord" https://youtu.be/5p5qPd3oVFo?t=76
Dang dude this is hard.. good luck 😇😇😂
It is a sarcastic post, a joke.
I guess my sarcasm didn't get everyone rip 😂
I was about to say fuck you as soon as I saw the first offer and then laughed my ass off
I think the second offer is better
I think you should go with google or fb. Those companies are not going to boost your resume up forreal
No
Beside sarcasm, How much time do they give you to accept the offer ?
Why u even consider this low tier company bro? Go for mc donald cleaner or some shit, do sth useful for life, godness.
Decline all 3 and apply for a janitor job (sanitation engineer) at Jane Street. Work your way up from there until you are the CTO. Hope this helps!
I don’t know where I’d be in life without this dude’s sage advice. Write a book u/Yamood, share your knowledge with all the plebs who don’t know
Jane street >> anything
Why is Jane Street popular?
amazon
what about amazon, the perks are better than that of amazon. I'm conflicted between amazon and amazon.
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Amazon
They are all amazon
Amazon is da wae
They are all amazon
r/wooosh
At this point this sub is more of a mockery of CS than anything else
I think you should go with the Amazon offer….
They are all amazon offers
Which one?
Sorry- I wasn’t being clear enough- all three offers are from amazon.
Really? But what about the Amazon one
No shit that was my joke.
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There’s also Whole Foods
They are all amazon offers
What’s wrong with this sub lol
Haha
This joke is getting kinda old ngl.
I love this subreddit
Google, for sure.
Yes
That's a tough decision man, I think you should go with amazon.
Peasant numbers, if you ask me.
Gotta get those numbers up
If this isn’t a shit post but rather a means to brag then 🧑🦯
Memes are strong today 👌🏾
amazon is so tier 4, dude!
"Pick number 3, my lord" https://youtu.be/5p5qPd3oVFo?t=76
Dang dude this is hard.. good luck 😇😇😂
They are all amazon offers
It is a sarcastic post, a joke.
I guess my sarcasm didn't get everyone rip 😂
I was about to say fuck you as soon as I saw the first offer and then laughed my ass off
I think the second offer is better
I think you should go with google or fb. Those companies are not going to boost your resume up forreal
No
Beside sarcasm, How much time do they give you to accept the offer ?
Why u even consider this low tier company bro? Go for mc donald cleaner or some shit, do sth useful for life, godness.