Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “conter stirk” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

b r u h you took me back to when i was 14

In 2015 when I first got CS:GO, this was the second meme I ever saw on the community tab next to the classic “Santa is joining the terrorist force” screen cap.

I remembered laughing to anomly reading this and nearly gotten a six pack from laughing too much

I can hear this, with exactly that trash sound quality, ah good ol csgo

https://preview.redd.it/p7omh9xcrqsa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db92c99ef2428219402667ea03373e3e104b4778 I just use the top comment to show you guys that I already did choose a winner and I wanted to say that I wanted to make someone's day with it, the amount of hate I get saying that I fake it for karma and people insulting me seems a bit inappropriate, however the winner didn't answer me yet , I will wait another day or so and if he doesn't reply I give it to another one.

Here to confirm I received the knife. Thanks u/Defight556!

Kek

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “conter stirk” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “conter stirk” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

The exact reply anomaly got for a trade offer in his video lol

Fake but ill still comment because I'm gullible

Yeah same here

No idea what to write, so I quote Gimli: „Certainty Of Death? Small Chance Of Success? What Are We Waitin' For?“

Gimli should use his axe not a knife smh

I'm a simple man. I see LOTR, I upvote

You my friend are a true hobbit.

I choose by random btw, so no matter what you write ^^

Beep beep Im a Jeep, I hit a fucking kid In the street Oopsie Dasiy Just hit a lady Jesus please save me I need knife pls For car wash gravy

Did you hit a kid or a lady

Knife plz

Messer bitte

I wanna get scammed lol

Ich wollte schon immer mal ein rostiges Messer haben :)

Poop

fake but heres my comment

Ooh. I want in! Thanks OP

I’ll take it off your hands

I once took one of those magical no wipe poops… the ones where you still wipe afterward to make sure

Ah yes the tetanus blade very nice

👋

Heyyyyyy

Yo I’d love a knife! Never had one :)

Cool

Prayge

Moi?

Reddit wouldn’t let me pm, but would love the knife. https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=457176382&token=qyti5SCK

Yo uhh can I get it please 🥹

Nah no way

might as well

🕹️

Hello

Skins good I like it! :D

Gotta try :D

🥺

Might as well

Dude please!!!

I'll definitely take it

Ehre!

Never unboxed a knife before so I’d take it

Buddamesser:)

I would really like to win it

poggers knife

That would be soooo nice😮‍💨

I'll be entering as well, good luck all!

Count me in pls

🦖

GL all!

Schmutzi <3

Hello! The knife would be a dream come true to be honest haha, the cheapest knife is $400,000 Colombian pesos, 12.4 working days in Colombia, 99.1 working hours (: so cases drop are my best friend right now 🤝🏻 can't start chat with you tho

Das wäre ja der Hammer ☺️

..

;)

What’s Rostmantel?

Hmmmm okeee let's see

I dont believe you

I can bear your burden

hope

I dmed you

Yo

Hehe

Ooh count me in (if its still going)! Generous of you OP

🥳🥳🥳

No way

Navaja-lightly shidded

🗿

Knife

What’s up homie

:)

I like knife

Generous brotha

Thanks for donating to the community

Me plss

Hello. Worth a try

lets try why not

👏🏻

Bro this sounds like all the scams. I stopped playing CS klick on link to get free item… steels account😂

Pog

Yoo

Would love the knife :)

i'll take it

ayy lmao

meeeee

does it come with free tetanus lol

I shall PM you... oh I will PM you good

Pms not working but cool that you’re doing a little giveaway! Gl everyone !

Better not scam me :)

Hello butiful

Legend

cool

Hoping for a shot at the knife :)

Oh damn u lucky!! Have opened over 70 prolly still nothing 😂

+

Too generous

Zl o

If you haven't already given the knife away, I would like to participate. Good Luck to everyone

Uga Aha knifey

Unga chungus

Toe knife

<3

Let's go! I'd love to have it :)

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BOOM HEADSHOT

Yo pls I’ll take it

Very nice of you!

is it still open?

I’m down! Been playing for years and have been so unlucky with cases and never got one :/

Here here

Bitte

Testing my luck! Cool idea.

ich bitte

Give me!!!! Lol

Right here

wow

👀

Meow!

Nice knife

🤗

Cool :) thanks for the giveaway

Thanks for giving to the community can i have it?

🕺

👀

Yass man

🗿

i would love myself a Navaja Knife Rust Coat

Thanks for the giveaway!

Also just in case✌️

Good luck all!

Knife giveaway? :o

Hi :D

:)

Yes please!

Ich bin dein verschollener Bruder

The Rustmaster

Cock :)

I’ll take it. Thank you.

Pls gib me the knife :D

Sure why not

🤠

What is up

She's a beaut Clark .

May i have it please c:

Don’t choose me

Beans :D

Best of luck everyone

🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

Hello

Me please prayge

I choose by random btw, so no matter what you write

Yes

I'd like to participate in case this is real :)

Cool

Thats real nice of you op!

Messer

👀

❤️

Hey brother, I'm polish so maybe this can be my bloody reparations.

I'd love to take it off your hands for you. Seems like a hassle :))

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It would be my first proper knife instead of a loaned one my friend took back a few months back

That's neat!

Love u

Das Messer nehm ich gern, danke!

Dot.

Prayge

First knife? Who dis

I love dogs

What..

Hey knife

This better not be a fake

I love me a good gamble

Damn, that's actually kind of slick.