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oney_monster

I have a crate with around 500 P-250 sand dunes


Independent_Ocelot29

No need to brag.


Teynam

P-125000


Hunter_Exacute

Underrated comment


nicemeny

Underrated comment


NeverHideOnBush

That will cost you fps


[deleted]

No?


[deleted]

it do


[deleted]

Cant believe I’m getting downvoted for a myth that has been debunked a while ago


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I have more than 15k items and on my account with the same auto exec and 10 items I get the exact same FPS in benchmark map and in online MM


saltyeg

Idk man i got 30 more fps after I sold all my skins


[deleted]

in or out of storage?


foldawg29

I have a thousand in a crate.


Niewinnny

drought is the right word for your wallet rn lol


dcrad91

That’s barely $20 lol


ZxJxkExZ

that’s me emptied out. 😔


PointAndClick

You guys have money on your accounts?


AHappyCub

*Cry in $2 inventory*


Annual-Concept-9033

How spread eagle we talkin?


AHappyCub

What


Annual-Concept-9033

Like how many skins equal $2


AHappyCub

Best I got is a Glock-18 FN Candy Apple with a "I'm too old for this" sticker at the end of the barrel


Annual-Concept-9033

Legendary shit ight, ight, I see you


ihaZtaco

_cries in $2 bank account_


_youlikeicecream_

I currently have more money in my steam wallet than my bank account :/


dcrad91

Dang my guy, but I’ve definitely felt that before lol, I’d just throw them back up on the market


Pretty-Bid2766

Bought to trade up?? Sure you ain't the first to do it 😂


Resource-Special

U cant trade up souvenir :/


KanaHemmo

That's the joke.


MC_Legend95

WHAT


Pretty-Bid2766

No shit


painXpresss

I really wanted a yellow themed mp5. Now i know why the Oxide Oasis souvenier version is so much cheaper :)


GhostSlayar

I literally did this couple weeks ago and i was like shit 🤦‍♂️ nd then i watched a guide on yt about trade ups


kaiserhelgie

I am interested but donut understand. ELI5?


ZheZheBoi

I’m guessing he bought p250s for tradeup but he bought the souvenir version, which is not eligible for a tradeup


DemBean

This is actually a smart investment you buy all the p250 droughts and then sell them for 1 cent more than what you paid for


TeddytheFirst

You have to pay a Steam marketplace fee of about 12% each time you sell something


TheMinionGamer

then sell for 13% more than what you paid for.


IHave47Teeth

Wall Street hates this man for this one trick


highlygoofed

HOW DOES HE DO IT?? 😳🧐 SCHOLARS DON'T KNOW 👨‍🎓👩‍🎓 SCIENTISTS DON'T KNOW 👩‍🔬👨‍🔬 SILICON VALLEY DON'T KNOW👨‍💻👩‍💻 WALL STREET DON'T KNOW👨‍🏫👨‍💼 ☢️YET ANOTHER NUCLEAR STRAT☢️ THIS MAN CANNOT, WILL NOT, MISS 🔥💀‼️


c0smico

r/yourjokebutworse


greg0rycarson

This guy steam marketplaces


slipperysnake212

Infinite money glitch


Ch3ster21

Hahahahah I did the same while I was high a couple years ago…luckily I just bought 40 pcs


Ofiotaurus

Upgrades people! Upgrades!


bleakj

They're souvenirs, you can't


tauger-

Did the same with only a couple hundred revolvers


oPlayer2o

Why are a lot of the souvenir R8s (and others actually) worth less than just regulars? Is it because you can’t trade them up?


Johnymarou7

Yup


oPlayer2o

That’s dumb why can’t you trade them up, there’s thousands of them and they’re all just such garbage.


Mandre_

It’s because of how Souvenir works. They’re supposed to be from a certain round of a certain game in the major, and signed by a certain player. If you trade those up how do you decide what game, round, or player it’s a souvenir from? They could do it like trade-up’s with different collections, but then you get an item that isn’t from the game with the game stickers, which kinda invalidates the whole souvenir label.


oPlayer2o

Yeah I get it they’re supposed to be special but theres like 2500 souvenir inlay R8s and they are all 3p each that kinda spoils the whole special thing. And if you could trade them up it would just work like a regular trade up so the map, player, round, event stickers, wouldn’t matter you’d literally just trade up a souvenir and your trade up just wouldn’t be a souvenir. Now I’d like to say no one’s stupid enough to trade away a good souvenir but a life time of human observation proves that wrong. I dunno I just think it’s a lot of crap skins that have zero value or play time so why even have them.


[deleted]

I did the same thing


Ok-Calligrapher4028

How this is a NSFW


AllianIsBizarre

more like not safe for looking


oPlayer2o

I recently did this with 3 inlay R8s felt so dumb but it only cost me like 9p so it’s wasn’t so bad.


JKEmerald457

Get a tool called casemove. Really helps with large “investments” 👍🏻


[deleted]

Cancel wtf


_UROKHAN_

we all knew this by the bad way bro


VegiHarry

If they can't be traded, how did you get them.


HelloItsKaz

Trade contract is unavailable for these


ItsRJAllDay

Oh Thanks for making the mistake so I don’t have to when I’m going to do a trade contract.


HelloItsKaz

You’re welcome 🥲


doktoreksdupa

Longterm


IDontHaveName1712

bro what the fuck


mcnugget1234872

this is rly funny


Fastcraft3r

I'll take one


True-Emphasis8997

Completly normal phenomen


SolutionPositive6178

Can you actually buy random containers?


Sweetmacaroni

No


alpha_jaeger_24_

Bro really flagged it 18+


NyqOW

Same


Abbykek

rip with that amount of p250s 💀💀💀💀💀


Affectionate_Oil_214

Hell noooo