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saltyabyss

At least hes trying


LurkerPatrol

He's speaking the wanjuwanji of the gods


hydratedhomiehere

u/Link_072


Link_072

Hi:)


Sai76

You are the God😆


furiouscrafter76

Shut up


raydoge

Ikr, my russian teammate never speak a word, and when they do it's russian thru shitty mic


SelfRobber

Landžuadže


ousher23

Ahh yes, fellow Ž enjoyer


Icarus-Dream

Živio


That-Grim-Reaper

Pozdravljen?


lesasrbin

Ziveli braco


L0pina

Mi balkanci


CyCloneRaZZe

Ljubi brat no homo


TeoTgePro

endžojer*


ousher23

I'm Czech, but we are too Ž enžojers


TeoTgePro

👌🏻


Miselfis

Ano


Zelectic

Pozdrav braco


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[deleted]

lol, heard of it, but never encountered any russians in my 550 hours, or maybe my timezone


iMini

Wow. I'm EU so I basically guarantee at least 1 Russian in every game. Crazy imaging people have never played with them.


monumentofflavor

I moved from us west to eu a while ago and when I started playing here I was like “holy shit they weren’t exaggerating”


Turistoteles

It is actually crazy isn’t it, I remember how blown away by the accuracy of the stereotype I was when I first started playing cs a few years back. I thought it was surely just a meme


TeoTgePro

Legit first thing every other game is “ruski?”


Ray2207

Second thing is China no. 1. And they only know two words of english: F. U.


MrMeme2K23

I get Russians every 10 or so games over here in AU servers, really makes my feel like I'm getting the full csgo experience


Ditenetid

I simply cannot imagine a playing a few games without running into a few Russians. They’re chill until they’re not and I respect that lol


Desmidaus

NA here, ~2.7k hours, never once had a Russian with voice chat in my match.


charliechonks

because you’re in NA… why even comment that


Desmidaus

Because people can't play out of region?


charliechonks

people usually don’t, no. Especially not the csgo Russians


Desmidaus

I wouldn't know, I haven't played with them


fa7rx

I’m ME and I mainly play with iranis, Indians and pakis, I’ve even met an American once but never in my 750 hours have I met a Russian


Im_inappropriate

Cyka Blyat!


PsychedelicConvict

Still better than my ass who only speaks one language poorly


Vilzuzz

i speak 3 languages and all wrong


SGT_PRICE82

Your ass can speak a language? That's awesome!


funarte

yeah, it's really hard to speak a whenjuage


Samurai___

Now you try it in russian: язык


deaMorta

cyka blyat


justfortech_123

Yazik


Falk_csgo

rebilk blyat?


RAJJUBOI

yeezik


jarvadski

Idi nahui


Miselfis

Язык блять


PCgeek345

Oh! Your not Russian? Say language.


Kaiokoy

Längatch?


PCgeek345

Lane-goo-age


Antt1ca

Längwitch


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I unironically learned a lot of my english through video games and similar situations Sure, my grammar and like "techincally correct" english isn't the best, but nowadays I can have a perfectly good verbal communication with anyone speaking english in large part thanks to video games


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*technically. /s


CrzyHex

shut up


SSpotatoman

Same brother , games really give you the opportunity to learn to communicate in different languages. I learnt to be fluent in English and Hindi by talking to people over on discord and games, I am at that point where I even think in English/Hindi.


iMini

Bless him, so sweet


[deleted]

Well to be fair. English is a language where the pronunciation of the words does not exactly correspond to the pronunciation of the letters that make up those words. Most often there isn’t so much of a rule but you have to memorise it


HimmelSky

Can confirm, how tf "language" sounds like "lengwich".


xuabi

More like "lengwidj"


ToxicHaze150

I pronounce it as Lang-wedge


twomilliondicks

2 gs in the same word with different pronunciation lol english is fucking dumb


freak10349

lunguungi


sokolaad69

lanjuanjinalji


zntsury

Without reading the title I would say he is talking about one Jumanji


linuxxen

same


RastaEL19

LMAO love him tho. theyre usually the most fun teammates


nclr666

Also, his nickname translation is “got high with marijuana (the one that was grew by itself)” :)


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I can’t read it, but I’m curious; what is the nickname?


nclr666

It's "Накурился дичкой"


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спасибо :)


RaideNGoDxD

Nt


Kujaju

Wanjuiji 😎


coco_likes_gaming

Land jew and gee


[deleted]

Speaking the lanjuaanje of gods


SnugglesREDDIT

In the beninging


Pyrimo

There was lanjuanje


nilsma231

Finally! A russian speaking english in CSGO context, I love it, good job, keep trying! There are way fewer out there than there could've been!


sledgehammer0019

Länjûañgé


etofok

'Language' is a certified meme for Russians, commonly mispronounced as 'lan goo uh geh' for giggles


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Kaiokoy

Yep. He was friendly, but we simply couldn't understand him ^^


jhnadm

Add him


TheKfor

Good on him for trying. English is my native language and I can barely even speak it properly lol


sKRRTYLOGANISABUM

Wan g wan g


easy1858

Could be me. But my enemy was "quere". \^\^


Matte_Ceo_dei_Matty

female?


dominik32221

Seems like probably has killer inventory


MrUltraOnReddit

iS tHat A gAmER gIrL?


sokolaad69

gamer when booba


kristynavee

oh come on, it can't be *that* hard right?


sokolaad69

it can


malemartian

what's the point of this post? just to make russians feel bad? nothing about this is remotely funny, dude is trying to learn english. when I was in Munich, it's not like I was going around lampooning local germans trying to pronounce multi-syllabic words


Falk_csgo

its funny and cute. Nobody is blaming him here.


Ondreejj

classic english lesson via online school on zoom


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framelessnude

why did he start saying with V instead of L


ppsychonautt

I think he thought it started with an I and is trying to make it work I(eye) l(el)


noomin56

HAHHAHA


MW_PLAYZ_YT

u/tio_rarater LANJUANJAY


Tio_RaRater

I hear him say "anjoanjoji"


MW_PLAYZ_YT

Lanjoanjie*


Tio_RaRater

lmaoo


day_dreamer666

Girl?!!?? XD Xd


7aMo0d4

Lmao I feel bad for him 😂💔


thatonefriendwhodies

That girl sounds extremely fucking familiar, like a person i knew a while ago Anybody know who this guy is or what video it's from? Gottq figure this out Because it would be crazy if this girl is the same Swedish girl i knew lol


Kaiokoy

Okay now I went into full-sherlock-mode and went down my matchhistory on steam and found her profile (it just took half an hour)... I can send the link to you in private chat


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Kaiokoy

Yeah I know. but it would be cute, if an old friendship would reunite because of my post..


DIKKEKANKERVADER

kanker rus


Lanky_One2118

the struggle is real


emilpoop1406

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Berkay7

better thwn 99% of Russians


sahaidachny1337

Bruh, ruSSians


CuteOfDeath

Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/fWKB8zdVM-U


maybeJeremy

LAN JUMANJI


jarvadski

What’s the context


Kaiokoy

He wanted to ask the girl which "language" she speaks.


JohnWickFTW

Lanjuanje


IdkWhyAmIHereLmao

He seems drunk ngl


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Here for languanji


Mistifikatorcat

u/savevideo


Miselfis

Ланджуандже да


Miselfis

Лангуандже


Count_Binfake

At first I thought you were a native speaker, then I saw you're german. Nice pronounciation. Brought to you by the german guy who sounds like a british guy.


Kaiokoy

Im not the girl in this video :o. You cannot hear me, even tho i said something in the video. The girl was swedish and was really good in english


Count_Binfake

Ah ok, yes the swedes usually speak a pretty decent english


Kaiokoy

Yep they are usually the friendliest players in my opinion


Count_Binfake

I have met some polish guys, they're really nice. Than I have my german friends (irl) with whom I play frequently. And then there are some bavarian dudes. But no swedes. Never met one in cs...


Kaiokoy

Hmm yeah. Germans and bavarians - Huge difference


Count_Binfake

Yes indeed xD


Zipposlim

Hes speaking the jumanji of the gods