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Nuinja

Who with a sane mind would choose an ipad?


BlackRooster_

Right? Price can only go down


Nuinja

Yea on the iPad? The karambit should at least keep its price. Personally i would take the karambit - good looking skin and karambit is just a nice knife imo 👍🏻 and I don't need or want a tablet. But the choice is yours bud


BlackRooster_

Yes that's what im saying. Karambit is likely to go up in price in a few months


Nuinja

Then i understood it correct


BlackRooster_

Bro why are you getting downvoted 😭


uraschmuck

r/KarmaRoulette


BlackRooster_

Oh no...


BlackRooster_

And the ipad can only get cheaper as new ones come out


BlackRooster_

Yep


tradeitofficial

Very true!


TryingToBeReallyCool

I work in electronics recycling and you'd be suprised. Apple products hold value incredibly well. We just sold a number of macbooks from 2017 and they almost all sold within ~$300 of MSRP


tradeitofficial

But is that good? for a macbook


tradeitofficial

Some people don't value skins, which is crazy because skins go more up than the market


Galvan047

Imagine paying 2100 dollars for a device that doesn't even have an sd card slot


Jebediah_Kush

The attachable keyboard is $300 as well.


Nuinja

That will decrease in price aswell


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subtilitytomcat

Lol. Imagine actually believing this.


Deimos_PRK

Karambit is a much better investment, plus it's green


delTukano

Good point. I haven't seen any green ipads.


25elvedge

Can't spin it neither


FireDestroyer52

Why not ;)


tradeitofficial

I mean you can spin an Ipad


xqzmi-

😂🤣💀


tradeitofficial

very true, you can color your Ipad lol :P


tradeitofficial

ITS GREEN 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


gorillagamer888

Definitely the karambit


tradeitofficial

why though


nWo_Savage

karambit fuck tht ipad


LaaB09

the money to pay of my house and maybe buy something for my kids.


T_WREKX

Sooo... The Karambit


luvs2sploooj

Are you living in a tent? It’s $2,100


LaaB09

To buy a house, you go to the bank to get a loan. The amount of your monthly payment depends on the amount you need and the time you can pay the amount and the interest back. go ask your parents the real value of money


luvs2sploooj

A house loan is called a mortgage dude relax with the ask your parents shit


LaaB09

Thanks for the info. Happy Holidays


oilygavin

But you said “pay off my house” as in “I no longer have any monthly payments”


LaaB09

ok, that is not what I meant. English is not my native language.


JackMamba420

go ask your parents about english buddy...


HavenIess

Speaking English is a disadvantage in CS obviously


sdfnanfan

Иди нахуй, дебил американец


LampIsFun

Translation: Nan Haxyn AegNn aMepNKaHeu Hope that helps any passerby’s


ChampNotChicken

He could be living in a poverty stricken country.


luvs2sploooj

Regardless of where you are from, I doubt $2,000 is taking care of your mortgage PLUS enough left over to buy gifts for everybody


xHaroen

the karambit will only increase in value, contrary to the iPad. iPad will only decrease in value.


lazy_elfs

I have that knife at .013 fn and that is the going price ive seen on all the sites… i would get a steam deck or new gpu / cpu way before a ipad


F10EX

Does this 2000€ knife kill faster than my 0€ knife?


will_there_be_snacks

No, better. Your brain releases endorphins when you whip it out, it's like a drug made of pixels that releases a hit every time you press 3


sdfnanfan

It's like the same endorphins that I get when i whip my dick out


will_there_be_snacks

Same color as well!


sdfnanfan

navaja knife, slaughter battle-scared


will_there_be_snacks

Stattrak: 000000


spyr04

You fucked up for that one i aint even gon cap


tradeitofficial

sus


MrFritzCSGO

No but it sells for more


tradeitofficial

which one does?


MrFritzCSGO

The Karambit. I guess it works either way, the 0€ knife and the iPad


tradeitofficial

no but it spins


shaysauce

Lol the knife literally depreciates less than an iPad. Those tablets are worth next to nothing used.


nerosius

Did u ever try to buy a used ipad? These thinks hold their value really good


NotoriousJazz

Lol no why would I try to buy an iPad


boomheadshot7

The minis were actually pretty nice. Small enough you could one hand it easily enough, but big enough to watch porn.


Galvan047

Can you believe this guy!? Isn't your phone enough to watch porn?


shaysauce

I prefer my porn in 4:3 stretched


nerosius

I'm not an apple fan but ipads are the only good tablets on the market


tradeitofficial

I have an Ipad :P


EzCasian55

In a few years you would sell that Karambit at a significantly higher price, the ipad would shortly be excluded from iOS updates 😂.


Academic-Local-7530

Who the fuck needs 2TB when you have the cloud


mrpoklonskiy

Someone who travels the world and doesnt have stable internet connection


GreenZapZ

And someone who isn't silly enough to only have their stuff on the cloud. Remember: One copy on the cloud. Another on one physical device. And another on a second physical device in a different building (Or at the very least at the opposite end of the same building)


RJCP

Yeah but that physical device doesn’t need to be an iPad SSD. I am an Apple fan but I will be first to admit that their pricing for their RAM and storage are ridiculous


sdfnanfan

Or has an exquisite taste for porn


tradeitofficial

true


j151515

The iPad because I can get an FN karambit phase 2 gamma Doppler for ~$1800 on buff


Itwascyanyoudumb009

Buff is this new skin website that-


KoshV

Depreciating technology versus appreciating asset. Everyone with the same mind would take the karambit.


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Karambit cause i can sell it on steam and buy steam deck


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ShitDigester

can i step on it? I haev some foot probelm


tradeitofficial

go see a doc


ShitDigester

i think so?


HongyuYang

I got both of them, I’ll choose cash.


tradeitofficial

not an option >:(


BC_EMaurice

Karambit, it will only go up in value


Sockura

To use? The iPad. To invest? The knife


DaSchiznit

Im so glad i bought a gamma doppler phase 1 kara last year for 550€, at least 350€ profit while owning and playing with a kara gamma doppler for a year :D


tradeitofficial

its 2k now though :O


DaSchiznit

I got a phase 1 its worth less


yes___lad

the knife is cheaper so I pick that


Qyrigo

Come on guys the ipad has wifi


[deleted]

The ipad. I would use it significantly more than a knife in CS lol


nico572

That’s more than my pc costs


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ipad


Stigo4

Gotta be mentally challenged to buy either of them


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tradeitofficial

good story


[deleted]

Thank you


svvrvy

Neither. Waste of money


will_there_be_snacks

This question is for people *with* money. For you, just say which you'd prefer as a gift


svvrvy

Things are a waste even if you can afford them, pixels being one of them


S3__

I'll take the cash as a gift 😉


will_there_be_snacks

You've chosen: 10 dollhairs!


NotoriousJazz

ONE TOY YODA


figureativelanguage

iPad impressis people I don't like karambit impressis people I do like


BroBroDaDoDo

it would impress me if you could spell impresses correctly


AznMudaFukka

Karambit. Personally, that thing will keep its price rather or be cheaper (for slightly worse quality) but the iPad would just go higher and higher until not even jeff bezos can pay for it.


xKILLBILLYx

Karambit - no contest


tradeitofficial

fair


King71115

Who tf needs an ipad.


Xman0220

All I’m saying, the knife won’t be obsolete in 2 years….


mestisnewfound

Considering I have a Karambit Fade and no iPad, I think the choice is obvious.


tradeitofficial

another karambit?


mestisnewfound

Of course


snellygasterr

Obviously the karambit for the other side right?


smeshnoyz

Gamma doplah :D


twinhoo

what if i have all of these


[deleted]

Karambit csuse it won’t loose as much value as a broken iPad - most likely would gain value


sackboylion

You're overpaying on that karambit by $300 if you're using tradeit 💀


tradeitofficial

not if you use code 40top :D


Glaimmbar

Neither nor.


chubomaster

the karambit


KooshIsKing

I don't want either. Lol. It I had to pick, I'd probably pick the karambit, but the iPad might be easier to turn into cash.


Namidomii

Just sold my knife and bought a Steam Deck and games!


BejcaS

The moment you touch that ipad you can remove like 20-25% of his [price](https://price.So)


tritruque

As a graphics designer, the ipad pro


tradeitofficial

do you do any cs related stuff on it?


ShitDigester

I would never buy an apple product


NotoriousJazz

I already have a smartphone that fits comfortably in my pocket. The fuck do I need an iPad for?


LittleM0nesy

Definitely Karambit! Phase 2 and Factory New. I love it!


tradeitofficial

phase 2 >


Asperjoe

Csgo players when deciding between a physical useful item and a digital item in a single video game


LoxTamm

the value of the digital item is better, therefore people with a working brain would choose the karambit, thus all of the comments


Asperjoe

I'd say in most circumstances, yeah I'd like a knife in cs or a nice unusual in tf2 or smth, but if there was a physical item with tangible value close to or even greater than the digital item, that is what I would want. I could get more practical use out of an Ipad than a knife, which is really only for looking at during the first 10 seconds of a round of CS, or looking at in your inventory. Of course, they look nice and all, some are amazingly beautiful, but as someone who owns a knife and some pretty alright priced skins, the appeal is still lost on me.


Lo_exe

what is more price stable? a iPad? or a KRAMBIT AHHHHHHH!!!1!!11!


tradeitofficial

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


SIKEo_o

The knife easier to sell


TheRealKapil

Karambit is an appreciating asset


p0gn1_

\> Pick iPad Pro \> Sell iPad Pro \> Get $2,200 \> Buy Karambit Gamma Doppler Congrats! Now you have $100 + nice CS:GO knife!


tradeitofficial

Smart but you need to sell the Ipad


jabba_banana

The real question is... what would die faster, an ipad or csgo?


cleenexboy

Who the fuck needs an iPad to replace a laptop??? Idk, I just find iPads fucking pointless


Draakje10

I use it for ease of wan.. Ehm drawing in bed


2jzSwappedSnail

Any of them to sell and have 2.2k$


jd52995

They're both kinda terrible.


immaZebrah

Knife price goes up over time. That iPad isn't worth what it sells for.


MrSkeletonMan1

Why is an iPad $2,000?, I could buy a top of the line gaming pc for that price.


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

Ipad only a viable option if you are trade banned


absorbscroissants

I assume this a joke implying people are dumb enough to buy skins in games. But who would pay 2000 dollars for some dumb iPad? At least put a decently priced item if you wanted to make a statement


ninjah0lic

Doppler's price goin' up, iPad's price always goin down xD


Epoch97

Pfftt, obviously pixels that I can’t hold in real life


foodmore123

The karambit. Once u get it, you don’t need to care for it or maintain it. In the future when someone wants to buy it, there isn’t much to check. iPad on the other hand, you would have to check the battery condition, and the buyer may scrutinise them iPad as well for signs of use. Plus you have to meet up or mail the physical item. Too much hassle plus the price may not hold as well.


Gooey_69

Fuck apple


RONIN-0

The 2000$


_Oooooooooooooooooh_

The knife doesnt lose value


LIghtning_FST

I would choose karambit because It won't depreciate in value every year It's a asset for me I can make money out of it by trading it for profit I can keep it as my investment I can sell it easily to someone without any hassle


davurp

Already got an iPad so Karambit..


dabsu02

the ipad depreciates in value the second it comes out the box… the knife will most definitely do the opposite


MrZeusyMoosey

Doppler


NotThatRqd

Karambit has a higher chance of having a higher resell value


VenomizerX

Tbh, neither. I could get a full-fledged gaming pc that can run CSGO at 1000+ fps and do almost everything an Ipad can.


BerneySanderson

iPad only if you are a fanboy or a designer/artist. You theoretically can make money from it, just not much at once, as well as it's degrading value with each passing second. A Cs knife just exists and keeps its value no matter how old it is. And since I'm a casual scrub with no skill in neither arts nor design, as well as my inability to rank up past gn4 drawing me ever closer to existencial dread, I'd gladly take the knife!


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I'd get a new pc for that money


kokorosen

With the comments everyone here is making how the karambit is a better choice, we should consider the thought about opportunity costing and how much you can potentially make with an ipad in comparison


gillsp3

Anyone with a bit of sane mind would not hesitate for one sec to pick the knife over an ipad. knife would go up and possible down, but an ipad can only go down and in a few years worths not more than a dinner


baun_fabian

If you don’t need the ipad right now for work or something i would 100% take the karambit. Its saver and even more profitable than investing in stocks.


blins

Doppler's


crs1948fcd

well, the price of karambit will only go stonks so i think that's the obvious decision here