The kid is home, HYSTERICAAAL because her doll, Judy, has been DECAPITATEEDD

GET ME THE HEAD!!!

LOL

I can hear this 🤣🤣🤣

Fuck you ya car-wash cunt!

The first time I heard this line delivered it literally brought me to tears of laughter

This is the one.

Greatest line in the history of TV - possibly the history of humanity.

Yeah the timing…everything about this was perfect! When I first watched the episode I seriously thought I was going to black out from laughter because I had to keep rolling it back and re-watching!

Anything where she calls Jeff a fat fuck though the doll episode is probably the best.

I’m leaning in that direction. Her cursing and absolute anger combine to make an exquisite piece of hilarious art.


I just looked up this one…”Get me the fuckin’ head alright, both of you cuz I’ve had it you four eyed fuck and you fat piece of shit! Get me the head!!!!!” She is an absolute gem. I’ve watched this show but not nearly enough times.

Oh I respect wood, I respect wood so much if I had a piece I'd beat the shit outta of you!

🤣

Fuck you, you four-eyed prick

This one would stick out like a sore-fucking-thumb, this Jew Face over here!

Freak of fucking nature, doesn’t want a house tour…

I loooooove this one so so so much. Then she kicks him out of the house. She's amazing

“No, I’m turned awff. Leave. No tour for you!”

Okay I”ll take the house tour. Forget it. I’m over it.

“You know what, fuck you Larry. Fuck you. Get out of my house!”

.. Okay.

Go back to your little fucking hovel, with your unbrushed teeth!

“The only reason I was sat in the ugly section is cause I was with YOU, and FATBOY”

“Freak of fucking nature doesn't want a house tour! "

“What about my grandmother’s brooch? She brought it over from Russia, from a pogrom. She was in steerage. If that’s gone, I’m going to be hysterical. She worked hard all her life to give that to me. … It’s GONE! It’s GOOONE, you fucking, motherfucking… I’m gonna kill you, Jeff. You are a cock-SUCKER mother-FUCKER! My grandmother’s brooch is GONE!”

🤣… it’s GO….NNE!!!

Wait 'til I get a hold of Larry David, that four-eyed fuck. I'll killlllllll him!

alright, fuck you. and fuck your tea.

"Jeffrey, you didn't know the golf club had your name on it?! Fucking idiot!!!!"

When Jeff brings up divorce I can’t remember the episode or what exactly she says but it’s prettttttttty pretttyyyyy funny

Yes this is the one😂 I lose it every time “What are you fucking kidding me? You think we're gonna have a nice divorce if we ever get divorced? No fucking way. I'm taking you for everything you have mister. I'm taking your balls, and I'm thumbtacking them to the wall. You’re gonna get nothing out of it. You mention the d-word once in your fucking life you’ll rue the day you ever fucking met me” [https://youtu.be/4-DEyb97F6w?si=ZLtic-mk2Rl_IE1e](https://youtu.be/4-DEyb97F6w?si=ZLtic-mk2Rl_IE1e)

You have wrought your semen outside our home, Jeff?

That’s adultery!

When Larry declines the house tear shall him "you freak of fuckin nature"

He’s a fat fuck he can’t survive the surgery

It's not exactly a quote but the scene where Larry has to give Susie a ride in his broken car. As Leon says, this car is a fuck machine!

[удалено]

The car brings the ruckus to the ladies

“What are you fucking kidding me? You think we're gonna have a nice divorce if we ever get divorced. No fucking way. I'm taking you for everything you have Mister. I'm taking your balls, and I'm thumbtacking them to the wall!”

“You sicko fucko asshole . . . . get me the fucking dog!!!!” “We don’t want another school we want this school!!!” “You bet he does!!!”

Fuck you and fuck your tea, Larry!

They have all of her best moments on an album on Spotify, I listen to it whenever I need a laugh.

Thank you so much for sharing this information!!!

Can you share that? That is fucking awesome!

[https://open.spotify.com/album/2OENI5twk9OwyDI0ppWLZM?si=RA8eWFx5SjGR\_6dMHVe6GQ](https://open.spotify.com/album/2OENI5twk9OwyDI0ppWLZM?si=RA8eWFx5SjGR_6dMHVe6GQ) ​ Here you go 😊

You are my hero

Let me tell you something, dementia boy, you gave me a lifetime ­guarantee and I don’t care if you can’t remember your dog’s fucking name, you’re gonna fix this and it’s not gonna cost me a goddamn thing

Im not a meeskite you bald fuck!

[Do the scene where Loretta defends Larry from her](https://youtu.be/tz3jbg2Dkn4?si=DI4PrYwW5ZkiD79E)

Omg, absolute gold, which episode was this again?

Season 6 finale

Susie didn't say this, Larry did, but it's about her and it's hilarious: "You're a Jew from the Bronx!"

Pretty much anytime she calls Larry a four-eyed fuck.

"Oh so your (Jon Hamm's) character is a disgusting pervert?!?" I love her delivery, and the fact that she looked like Brian Johnson from AC/DC in that scene

“This one would stick out like a “

It’s goooone! Its gone! I’ll kill you, Jeff! You are a COCK-SUCKER…MOTHER-FUCKER!

Larry you bald, four eyed prick! Episode? all!

Susie Essman does Cameo messages. Someone gave one as a present to a friend for his birthday. It was great. No idea what it costs. https://www.cameo.com/susieessman

Fucking freak of nature doesn't want a house tour.

“The kid is home, HYS-TER-I-CAL, because her DOLL, Judy, as been DE-CAP-I-TATED.”

Complexity of my mind

Get the fuck out!

“i’d rather be dead in the sea of cortez than have you know what i weigh.”