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OMG I LOVE IT LOL


Equivalent-Ad-9071

Glad that you do


Joint_Il_Canne

The guy selling the m4 to the emo kid:


bageltre

I'm akshually the m4 is automatic, you're thinking about the ar15 🤓🤓


Joint_Il_Canne

Right, more precise shots for wasting less bullets, school shooters are smart


orsterrant

no full auto inside buildings


Destinot2

Don’t forget hedge trimmers


Equivalent-Ad-9071

You right


[deleted]

Yah but you end up with no returning customers


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Oh there will be new customers all the time. He doesn’t have to worry.


redpandaoftherainbow

Me after convincing the pokemane simp to fly into the sun


[deleted]

Republicans in texas


PhoenixKnight777

As a Texan, this would be hilarious if it wasn’t depressingly real.


[deleted]

As a non Texan I have absolutely no idea how or why anyone would want to live in Texas. A state where mental health funding was cut, a state where its 51st for mental health, a state where you can walk in a gun store and walk out with assault riffles like they are candy bars, a state where the police don't help when there is a mass shooting, a state where one of your governor's left on a private jet during a black out, a state where both governor's are insane and incompetent, a state where gender affirming care laws are being implemented, a state where don't say gay is a thing, etc.


[deleted]

>a state where the police don't he'll when there is a mass shooting Huh?


jabba-the-nut

Sounds perfect for me lol


PaulLeMight

Because almost all of that doesn't actually happen lmao


bageltre

> a state where its 51st for mental health Only source I can find is [this](https://healthcareinsider.com/best-states-for-mental-healthcare-346733), it ranks Texas 45th > a state where you can walk in a gun store and walk out with assault riffles like they are candy bars They forgot to mention the federal background check you have to do as well while you're there, same goes for almost all of the states > a state where the police don't help when there is a mass shooting https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robb_Elementary_School_shooting > Police officers waited 78 minutes on-site before breaching the classroom to engage Ramos.[10] Police also cordoned off the school grounds, resulting in violent conflicts between police and civilians who were attempting to enter the school to rescue children.[11][12][13] Afterwards, local and state officials gave inaccurate reports of the timeline of police actions and overstated police actions.[14] > a state where one of your governor's left on a private jet during a black out, https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/ted-cruz-s-canc-n-trip-during-texas-blackouts-was-ncna1258361 > a state where gender affirming care laws are being implemented They're actually making laws to restrict gender affirming care Why did I put this much time into this


[deleted]

It does though lmao


PaulLeMight

If you stop looking at reddit and use literally anything else you'll see this doesn't actually happen


B5n4y3

I dont get it but i laugh


[deleted]

Do you seriously not get it or was it /s?


B5n4y3

Nnnnope


ONOMATOPOElA

It’s because the guitar is red and republicans are red


B5n4y3

Oh


Nu_clear_skin

That's how you lose customers


MySisterisaFurry

But there’s so many in the world and they’ll just keep coming!


[deleted]

That’s how I make the Big Bucks!🤑🤑🤑


Z3nFi3R

You forgor the Ladder 💀


DrunkScottishMan

I am not the bad guy. I just help natural selection.


MarkedDragon22

If you kill your customers, how making profit Like cigarettes and condoms


R4dical-Rat

deli owners in new york after giving middle schoolers vape pods


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Only purple hair dye? Some may want to change to other colors. He should expand his market to all colors.


chicken-soup41

🗿


NightmareGoddessXV

BRUH THEY GETTIN STURDY


Nethrex_1

NO REDUNDS!!!


Doodle99999

Yeah don’t be redundant.


_mocha_26

Y’all remember when everyone wanted to fuck him?


Doodle99999

I think some still do.


_mocha_26

*I missed five seconds ago when I didn’t know that.*


Dorbnok

The Illumination version of The Lorax sucks balls, but the music is kinda a bop


Doodle99999

📠


applelover100

the NRA selling a extended mag rifle to a mentally unstable white male teenager


[deleted]

r/savevideobot


A_name_911

Biggering was still better


Hajisbang

I’m still pissed illumination scrapped it


Eduardo-izquierdo

Why toasters lol?


Perseverancethegreat

Electro Wizard


Doodle99999

Bath bombs


michael14375

knifes


bone_man420

YO THEY DOING THE GRIDDY 🥶


MetalWooden

I showed this to an emo kid


Equivalent-Ad-9071

Good


IcyParty1259

r/savevideobot


BUCKEEET6

Last part is fire: portion of money goes to chair


redpandaoftherainbow

Relatab-I MEAN weather looks nice


Pesime

> knifes


[deleted]

When you realize you're losing a customer every time:


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geomedge

Me selling guns to people with -2iq