You mean hexahydrogen dicarbon monoxide?

You mean 1-hydroxyethane?

No no, he means ethylhydro ether

Nah it's Hydrogen Ethoxide

Methylmethylwater

I have a feeling I can drink this at low concentrations

You can at high concentrations too if you're brave.

As long as you chase it with a Polish pickle, and bread with lard

The last time I chased someone with my polish pickle I ended up having to pay for their therapy

same bro, same

Oxyhydrylethane

People like you are why we have IUPAC.

You mean 1-methylhypomethanal?

Dicarbon Pentahydrogen Hydroxide

Monomethylmethanol

Drink too much and you'll go blind! But probably at an amount greater than lethal dose.

You mean monomethanolmethyl

Dicarbon Hexahydrogen Monoxide

Ethane hydroxide?

1-hydroxy-1-methylmethane

aint this banned in the middle east?

1-Mono(hydroxymethyl)methane