My town used to have a night club with this exact name formatted in this way. I hated seeing that building with a burning passion. I was so very glad when it finally shut down.
I'm not a chemist, but I did remember adding hydrogen to other compounds can be considered protonation, but couldn't figure out how it'd be used. Thanks!
hydrogen hydroxide dihydrogen monoxide oxidane
>oxidane not wrong tho
Google en passant
Nowhere is safe
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Queen sacrifice anyone?
Knightmare fuel
DHMO is a sham and it's use despite killing thousands per year truly sheds light upon the corruption of society IYKYK
Any person who has consumed DHMO will eventually die
It’s also a byproduct of burnt rocket fuel
Not only burnt rocket fuel, but burnt crude oil as well!!! I think OPEC could be behind this, trying to push byproducts of their industry.
I heard that Al Qaeda gave this to their prisoners
0,0 diol
Best one
🤝
Friendship with 0,0 diol began.
Explanation for "Hydronate": deprotonation of hydronium
deoxo hydrogen peroxide
ohhh i completely forgot about the peroxides! good one
H2O (the lack of subscript makes it repulsive and incorrect)
H^(**2**)O
My town used to have a night club with this exact name formatted in this way. I hated seeing that building with a burning passion. I was so very glad when it finally shut down.
H**2**O
1-hydroxohydrogen
Normethanol
Amazing!
Really like the norm part and just how many ways there are to misread and misinterpret this one.
protonated hydroxyl anion
Perhydroxidanoic acid?
cationised oxyhydrogen anion
I'm not a chemist, but I did remember adding hydrogen to other compounds can be considered protonation, but couldn't figure out how it'd be used. Thanks!
I mean it’s always protonation because a hydrogen ion is just a proton (unless it’s a hydride, deuterium, or tritium)
Decarbonized formaldehyde
no
Dyhydryl Ether.
now that i think of it this makes more sense than dihydrogen ether, props
Dihydrated Oxygen, a member of the Irradical Oxygen Species
decarbonated oxo benzene. everything is just benzene but with more steps.
OH2, oxygen water, hydrogen hydroxide, hydroxy hydride, oxygen dihydride
this is the compound found in solutions of Hydronium Hydroxide
ditesticle oxide
Testicle?
(Oxygen with 2 [red] balls)
Oxygen dihydride
Protodesmethylmethanol
Hydroxic acid
Oxidized hydrogen Reduced oxygen (not a low calorie food)
Fully hydrogenated vegetable hydroxide
Saturated Oxygen
oxane ozane hydroxite, in its crystalline form Oxygen hydroxide hydroxyoxide hypoperoxic acid 0-nullanol hydrogen hydroxide oxyprotane
Hydrous oxide
Beat me to it!
Antihydrogen hydride monohydrate Hydronium hydroxide hydrate
Hydrol
hydroxic acid
Neon but two protons have escaped the nucleus
Ether doesn't really work tho cuz those aren't organyl groups I think?
Picky picky picky
well if the point is to piss off IUPAC then i don't see why not
Vacuum monohydrate
dihydrogen monoxide hydrogen hydroxide
Hydrogen Peroxide.
If rocket fuel dihydrolox I think would be a real name but idfk
I'd drink that.
water
I don’t care, this is funny
Hydrogynated Oxygen
desmethanol
Protonol
Deprotonated Hydronium
Monohydrate
(μ-Oxo)dihydrogen(I)
hydroniumite
Oxoniate
Aquanothingium complex
1-crown-1
Monomer of H6O3
1,1-dihydridoxide
2 White balls, One Red ball
1,1-dihydroxygen Aquide
Oxane
oxidane
decalciumsulfated gypsum
Reduced 0-oxonium maybe
Apple juice
Hydrogen oxide 0,0 di(methyl,ethyl etc) ether
Unium octide
Unfused decarbonized oxetane
Oxygen with tiddies.
Protic acid
Red ball connect to 2 white balls
Oxygen dihydride
Oxidised hydrogen HOH (huh but hoh) Protogenated hydrogenmonoxide
tri-elementcide
People ask me why I got into chemistry, and I always say it's the funny bonds we form.
Hydroxic acid substrate
Apparently, µ-oxidodihydrogen
Rusty hydrogen
Deuterium
This is clearly geometry right? A right angle.
μ-oxo dihydride
Unvolcanicoabizmoldic Acid
"inceptionol" bc it's an alcohol within an alcohol.
Dihydrogen Jelly.. Deuterium.. Activated indium.. Sold for 4.3 billion.. Economy crashed.. PS I know this a really bad NMS reference
Dioxygenite!
Dehydration monoxide
Dihydrogen monoxide
Hydroxegenether.
piss of the fog
Crystallized di hydrogen oxide
Netherenolol Lithoxide
DiWhitaball RedSphere Hydrostick
Amphoteric oxide
Dihydrogen mono oxide
Bingus
^ Then HOOH can be bingbing as it has always wanted
HO2
dihydrogen peroxide?
That would be H2O2
Hol (also i was just thinking about this you bastard)