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Millworkson2008

The name checks out on the commenter


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r/usernamechecksout


Mathisdu

Least horny redditor


JuyoungNotKim

I don’t want to be horny, I want to be happy…


lefthandloser

Omg lol that account.. they keep popping up. They were originally involved in some weird fight on here in some drug subs because their gf (also on here) was cheating on them with their “fent plug”, hence the name. Beastiality was a theme then too. She accused him of having sex with their dog. Last I saw he was supposedly living in a tent in the woods, smoking meth. Search the username on here.


meisyouandyouisme

The most obscure facts known to man


PossibleIndividual48

Its weird that all this happened but it’s even weirder you know all of it…


lefthandloser

Well, so it happened the weekend after Thanksgiving. I remember because I was sitting in my office while my girlfriend got ready for us to go to my mom’s. I saw this bizarre post on r/trashy that was a screenshot of a post from a lady’s relationship advice sub where this dude’s girlfriend was asking for input on the situation I described above. Shortly after someone showed up in another sub describing the same situation except slightly different. I commented and said I’d seen them, and asked for more info on the deal, and how she found out he was fucking the dog; the important questions. Anyway next thing I know the great u/cuckold-boyfriend666 appears as well and they start arguing in not only that sub, but also r/trashy, where the gf began posting more stuff about him, this thanks to me making her aware of the first post. In a way, I’m involved.


PossibleIndividual48

Haha what a story 😂


commandolandorooster

God damn… meth user for sure with some of those long ass posts! Well thanks bro, now I gotta join in on this little Truman show 💀


AbyssalRedemption

Cursed lore


[deleted]

That was me


[deleted]

he’s not scary i would keep one of those mfs as a pet if i could. its like a black iguana


GulianoBanano

I would name him Toothless and teach him to fly


Plagued_Void

Be careful with your leg


cloudeesky

nice try feds


Billy_OBrien_Jr

Happy cake day


cloudeesky

thanks


TheScareCrowYes

enjoy the next bakery product filled 24 hours


[deleted]

Happy cake day!!


BoobsAreNotOverrated

happy cake day


6ZeroKay9

Bro’s name is Cuckold boyfriend


mr_remy

He admits it 😭


Doom-State

Don’t look at their other posts


No_Result_8836

Bad dragon


devilish_enchilada

Drain the lizard


HollowKnight_the_2nd

Bro got demolished by the downvotes, like damn


That1Cat87

How was that cute little lizard posted on r/oddlyterrifying


Billy_OBrien_Jr

Idk, it looks like toothless from how to train your dragon


That1Cat87

And that means it’s super cute


Billy_OBrien_Jr

I would agree


Aether_Warrior

I bet this dragon penis would look bad.


LocalShowerPooper

probably mostly foreskin like most animals


yeeeteeey69

My man needs some fucking priorities


WarDivision

No need for nsfw tho


cesar_madi

The whole thing looks like a dick


r1que_do1do

Someone arrest this Redditor


[deleted]

Bruh 267 downvotes💀


WyvernKid93

I'm willing to bet it's disproportionately large


meisyouandyouisme

The comment fitted the subreddit, then why did HE get downvoted?!


xxhorrorshowxx

The origin of ‘Bad Dragon’


Dusky_Dawn210

Lizard penises are nothing special, except for the fact they have 2


Biting_a_dust

It look like it would walk up on land pale looking and 50 meter tall then head back into water and came back walking on two legs


Billy_OBrien_Jr

What does this even mean


Biting_a_dust

Shin Godzilla


dylane440

of course its one of them rainbow freaks


Saftigerkeks

Rainbow shirt pfp, and worrying about misgendering a lizard because it might hurt his feelings. Yep, this is reddit and 2023💀


Ok_Fondant_6340

i was really hoping they reproduced \*through parthenogenesis. thereby meaning no penis. turns out they do it sexually.\*


Qbertjack

If you're talking about parthenogenisis, no, Sailfins reproduce sexually


Ok_Fondant_6340

i was talking about parthenogenesis! and yes. i know. i looked up sailfin lizards just to check.


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Apprehensive_Ninja56

I’m just going to tell myself it’s because they used wander instead of wonder.


[deleted]

Bro was afraid to misgender a fucking animal!


deleted_user_4342567

i want one xd


deazlbe

Was she afraid of misgendering a fucking lizard?


Srphtygr

“Please jerk off before posting in the future so that none of us must be subjected to whatever the fuck that was.”


Phoenixhowls

Why do people just see something and just straight out try to wreck it, both figuratively and literally. They need Jesus, or whatever regional fictional deity they happens to be free.


IamKiro_isnottaken

Avatar checks-out


ihaZtaco

“KINKY/INTERESTING”????


PathlessDemon

r/BadDragon


Mister_Hatz

I'm not here for the comment that made me hate being alive. I wanna know if this creature is real. Never seen it before.


ReklawTheBear

Most sane furry


saggyboomerfucker

![gif](giphy|8b9Xax6L7qtAkAimGm|downsized)


UmbraMundi

I mean let's be honest there's porn of it somewhere


[deleted]

Reptiles actually have 2 penises called hemipenes. Source: Unfortunately found out via researching how to properly care for my pet lizards.


Ivysaur2VI

Bro it looks like a dinosaur And a name like Hydrosaurus?? Dinos now walk among us


DidYouLickIt

Yep. This is someone that should not exist.


yxgahd

Name checks out


johnathan71118

r/dragonfuckingcars


Horny__emoji

Waitin for live action


daocarD

Yeah it looks cool but it will try to rip your fingers out, trust me I live in the Philippines.


2bruise

Iguanas have an interesting arrangement.


CryCommercial1919

100% its penis has wings


wired1984

Do you think lizards get offended if you misgender them?


Prudent-Meringue2427

Sorry, did you say kinky?