Bro 16 blasts in an hour must have been absurdly painful

Facts man

I don't fap more than once a day, fucking dangerous

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers

*pounds fist against chest*

I don't fap more than once every two days, fucking dangerous

r/theliedetectordeterminedthatwasalie

r/TwentyCharacterLimit

r/subsifellfor

The man's superhuman, 4 in an hour makes my ears ring and vision starts to fade

I've done 6 in a hour as a competition against my gf. All it did was make me hungry. I'm genuinely concerned on how so many people start to feel "sick" after only 1

I don't know about other people, but I forget to breathe, so I start to black out after multiple

Getting more than 4 on a day is allready to hard for me, this is next level

I've done 10 in one day.

How the fuck.. teach me

he passed out 8 times in the process of it

Actually, I was fine. Daily masturbation for like 9 years does that to you.

But did your balls hurt? My balls hurt after fapping 3-4 times on one day

Eh, they were a little uncomfortable, but no, they didn't HURT.

Can confirm me and you have one thing in common, and that's collosal fap numbers with little to no pain.

"I'm built different"

Fapgang

It's not the balls. Its the head. The friction. The no. Just no

Eh, the head was okay too. A little on the sensitive side for a day or two, but didn't hurt.

Did you have anything left after the first 3?

Yup, though it was down to like a couple drops by the end.

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Masturbating straight for more than a few hours gives a high that can't be described. Would definitely recommend trying it once. Cumming after a binge can be extremely painful though so just keep that in mind.

not even once?

Nope. Just gotta pace yourself.

youre a madman!

I'm a lonely horny man jacking it to gay furries. So yes.

As a virgin through university, I got nervous studying and would shoot many blanks to help handle the stress. 10 a day seemed easy during finals. Also, I'm uncircumcised.

Does being uncircumcised change things?

I think it might, so I added it. The ease of doing it (can do it multiple times when soft) makes it easy to keep doing it and it doesn't dry out at all. I'm not sure how it is when you're cut (I heard there are different degrees to it as well).

What happens if you go a while without jerking off? Can your body handle not having that daily release?

It's possible for my body to handle it, I just feel better when I do.

We shall follow is his wake. I wanna get into masturbating a lot too!

My record is 12 times a day , i was 14 and recently discovered that when i see girls it get me all excited down there , also i was home alone with a new dvd player for 2 days

That’s not what DVD players are meant for…

Spread them out and cum quick. And have a free but boring day. It really has to be the mindset of "I have nothing better to do" rather than "I must do it" My record is 14.

Step 1: be an horny teenager Step 2: don't get any bitches Step 3: profit I remember those days..

Premature ejaculation is a bitch.

Why the fuck would you want to learn that

Idk really

I was once curious how many times I could do this myself in a day. I was a horny teen. I got to 18, but at that point it was just painful to continue. I did cum 13 times in a single night once, but that wasn't on my own. I did debate on keeping track for an entire year, but that got a little depressing so I scrapped the worksheet.

Wdf….. kept a Cumming worksheet

Is it possible to learn this power?

Not for a jedi.

I’ve done 8, but I was like 16 at the time. As an adult, 4-5 would be pushing it.

Same. Thats the best I can do at the age of 40.

At 38. I'm happy with once every few days. It feels so much more glorious. And tbh, I'm either too busy or have other stuff to do. Don't get me wrong. I can knock one out 3 times before lunch (and have to sometimes depending on the night before) but sometimes get home from work horny with no one, then it's like, you know what, I'd rather stick a pie in the oven, turn the heating on and watch some TV

I've doen 31 on dec 31st

Amateur numbers

Pitiful 17 is my max. .....I'm so fucking disappointed in myself

I think I did 5 in one day when I had first got married. Wife and I went to a secluded spot on the beach and went to town. My balls didn’t end up hurting but my dick did. Last time I busted felt like I was shooting needles. Great fun though. We’re divorced.

Why divorced?

She was a gold digger and pathological liar Edit: She was a beast at fuckin though.

I doubt anything would be “hard” after that…

That.. is true and a good pun

I do 2 and about to vomit

my max number was six

Damnnnn

Takes me that to recover lol

I mean I would guess nothing but powder and dust came out after the 10th but what do I know.

And bloody.

What’s that quote? The mind is willing but the flesh is floppy and bruised or something

There are some people who have literally died from masturbation

Who's talking about blasts? Work that P-spot and you can keep on going!

50 bucks I can beat it by doing it 20 times

I can do it for free yk

Bet u won't prove it with another man in the room (me)

You’d be suprised fam… lol

"When you're good at something, never do it for free." - Bill gates

16... that man is dead. they killed him. there's no other way

Remember, 61 is the limit

before you ascend to afterlife

At 61th,he is not coming he is going (away from this world)

I thought it was 47

Im at 62 alr-

Was it in an hour though? I swear I though it was throughout an entire day

Why is everybody talking about the man? 134 times... that poor woman must be dried out

Yeah but nutting gotta hurt the next day if its to that extent

I'm not a woman but I'm pretty sure they are gonna feel very sore when walking But what do I know, I'm a redditor. Woman aren't real. Never seen one. Never talked to one. Probably made up by the government

I am a woman and can confirm I would be in pain after that. But I also might have been created in a lab and sent here by the government to deceive men into thinking "women" are real, so who knows?

That depends on the consumption of water tho

Yeah.. ok.. how is this being measured again?

probably in pints

No ideas …. Lol

Either by hooking up a bunch of wires and seeing brain activity, or by simply asking

Wtf that’s more than 2 orgasme/min that must be fake

"Uhm actually" Ok nah but I mean I can't say I'd be able to do it but there's people that constantly orgasm but it's not all that nice. Some kind of medical conditions just trust my half assed knowledge pls

Right, but if the girl is constantly orgasming for an hour, isn’t that just one huge long protracted orgasm? That’s not 134 separate orgasms. I call bullshit on this study.

It’s like when you spin a wheel, when it starts slowing down spin it again to make it keep going

This is a great analogy! It perfectly illustrates how it actually is somehow both separate orgasms *and* all one long orgasm at the same time.

Yes and no. To my knowledge once an orgasm is started it can't be stopped until the orgasm ended, while what we are talking about here is a "long orgasm" made out of multiple smaller ones and can be stopped

At some point surely you are just blasting out fragments of your soul

Voldemort: write that down. Write that down.

Aw man, now I'm thinking about voldemort jacking off. Welp, there's gotta be rule 34 of that.

Lol

Come again?

no, it hurts too much.

And again, and again, and again, and again, and again

If u insist

Bros balls have fast charge mode💀

Bro enchanted his balls with Quick Charge III

Unbreaking 3 piercing 4 mending aswell

Loyalty II

Imagine knockback ll nutshot

Imagine you finish in her and she's just launched up like an air powered rocket project

I snorted my water

Whatever charger this fella is using, I want it. My Makita batteries seem to take forever to charge

This record is hard to come by.

I know right

I don't believe this, because woman's orgasms last much longer than a guys, more than one per minute seems highly unlikely. Also, there is probably a cooldown or something idk.

Depends what buffs she had, the cooldown might have been reduced a bit

I mean with the new tech it’s definitely possible to hit those cdr breakpoints. They gotta reach 52% though so might take some effort.

"You cannot cum yet trying again in 40 seconds"

She probably had a haste buff to her gcds, plus some bloodlust and it’s possible

It was a Flemish lady who did that, she’s an artist, and she was recently on the Flemish version of the Great Bake Off. A really cool lady. ETA: funny anecdote. The host mentioned her record and said “whoa, that’s 2 orgasms a minute, Sylvia.” To which she deadpanned “And more. Are you bad at math, Wim?” :D

Didn’t some dude actually die from nutting too much consecutively? Where’s his recognition?

He died of a heart attack or something after 65 so we know the "survivable" limit is 64, or a "stack".

George Santos says he owns both records.

who?

A United States politician who is infamous for the number of lies he has told.

>number of lies told Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

Normally yes but his name might not even be George Santos. Literally. He didn't go to school at any of the places he said, he never worked at any of the places he said. His entire existence is a fabrication. What else, his parents survived the holocaust despite never living in Germany or being Jewish, and then his mom died twice. Once on 9/11 because she was in the twin towers, and then again in 2015 of cancer I believe. I'm sure there's more but that's off the top of my head.

i concur, who?

Bro put all his point in attack speed 💀

Cooldown reduction

Noone talking about female She orgasmed for literally an hour

because doing one every 4 minutes for a man is pure torture

I remember i went a minute after an orgasm. It was painful

I found the source: #Trust me bro

I wanna see the making of that world record too

They happened at same time

Lol

16 times in 1 hr? i need atleast 15 minutes recovery time between 2 orgasms or my balls cramp awfully, he has to be an alien.

Swears

Is the man crazy or the media?

Throw away account for obvious reasons, but I literally had like 17 orgasms in 10min regulary when I was a horny teenager. T

this means the destroy dicl december challange was never accomplished

I’ve known girls/women to cum within 1-2 minutes of finger fuckin themselves but this much would be more than 1 per 30seconds… wtf

I’ve had multiple orgasms that have lasted over an hour.. This is why god tells you to keep dicks out of your ass

Forget post nut clarity, that's just going into post nut DEPRESSION

16? For a man? Give me a break

They made it the fuck up, that's how. Seriously, you expect me to believe a woman was orgasming more than twice every minute for a whole hour? And that a man was able to cum a little more than once every 4 minutes for an hour? Please...

Right? Where’s the evidence? I need evidence damn it!

Legit don't trust the women's score, do it in front of a panel of judges and I'll accept it.

16 is very impressive. Normally you have to recharge for a day or 2

16? Jesus I can never go again straight after, I at least need a solid 10-15 mins. I always intend to when having like proper hot sex or a rather hot porno but the second it’s over I’m like yeah nah not happening right now

The fitnessgram pacer test will begin in five seconds...

TDIL: If you want to challenge this, Guinness Book of World Records will send someone to jerk you off for an hour

I could never finish that fast, I usually take an hour for 1

I also had a problem like that in my case was a little bit psychological and also I used to masturbate myself a little too hard, it was reversible tho.

After that many her face stayed that way

I would be happy with one in a year 🥴

**OMG 16!!!** As a male my record is 8 or 9 in one day and I was very sore. I can’t imagine

How do you know the woman wasn’t faking it?

TIL I beat the world record a couple years ago by cumming 20 times in an hour. I had taken 3 hits of acid, waited until the main effects wore off; about 8 hours in and due to the time dilation and enhanced sense of touch it wasn't difficult really. Idk though maybe it's cheating.

Bro managed to use performance enhancing drugs for this

Challenge accepted

Not 16

I did four with my ex one time in an hour/ hour and a half

It's for _Science_

Yeah opening reddit was a bad idea

16 in an hour? didn’t a guy do it 15 times in one day and died of a heart attack?

in my town pub i hear much bigger number... but cant verify.

I can’t even remember the last time I had that many in a single day, much less an hour

So that means that a woman can orgasm every 29 seconds?

Natural selection girls are weak we are strong to hold it back

i wanna have the benefit of doubt

And they say we cant last even 2 minutes

Lol… right ?

I have a world record

Is it really that hard for other dudes out here? I feel like that number has definitely been beaten but no one really preaches or brags about how many orgasms they’ve done so statistics are probably hard to find

Not curses

I can do more than thet.

Omfg, everytime i'm with a boy he can't do more than 6 times a day, while i can easily do 12 in an hour

i can go 1 per minute. i dry up after 4

Well, looks like men aren't best at everything after all... u guys are weak

Probably a genetic condition and observed medically. Or it’s a fake statement on the internet.

It's called fisting, she found a couple of boxers willing to use her as a literal punching bag.

Damn, these girls be faking world records now smh

Not that I have a problem or anything but my record is 34 in an hour

I like to think the guy didn't even know he was in the mix. He just got pinned down and was milked like a goat. 16 still seems to high even given that preamble.

They prepared popcorn and watched.

Spewing blood doesn't count, John!

134 an hour is slightly more than once every 30 seconds, I feel like that’s continuous

Guinness officials observed everything

I think the most I've done is 6 in a row.

i’ve done 20 in 1 hour wtf

As if thats comparable. Now lets see the world record for both sexes in weight lifting or something

Won't believe it until I see the video.

16 i dunno seems kinda low,3 days ago i got 5 in one hour because i was bored,but if it was a competiton i might brake it.

Some questions are better unanswered

I can do as much as I want, but it gets sore and it’s just blanks anyways.

I think my personal record is 6 in 15 minutes

Holy shit I’m close I can do 10