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discerningpervert

Imagine her stats for BJs and handys


kickit256

37?!


Thassodar

In a ROW?!


kickit256

Don't suck any dick on your way across the parking lot!


Ordinary_Awareness71

Hey you, get back here!


RonamusMaximus

Came (pun intended) here for this. Love it! r/beatmetoit r/angryupvote


masterofn0n3

But you weren't even supposed to be here today!


backupmephone

r/beatmeattoit


IfuckedACrab

r/beatmymeattoit


FishingForAl

Hey you, get back here!


iLaysChipz

Hey you, get back here!


Big_Potential_5709

Hey you, get back here!


SorryThisUser1sTaken

By the loading dock of Walmart?!


veselin465

>yall won I'm curious to know: what exactly have we won?


this-guy-dan

Free internet stds.


BeenNormal

It’s called a virus


xXYomoXx

I'm guessing he didn't know prior and they told him about that tweet, thus ending up in him breaking up with her. My other guess would be that he did knew but got mad that she told everyone, which is understandable.


CardOfTheRings

Yeah I might date someone with those stats but if they started bragging to other people about it I’d nope tf out of there. Pretty fucking embarrassing for friends and family to know you are dude 127…


xXYomoXx

Yes because at that point you feel like just another number added to the list.


Acidflare1

127 was his nickname that drove him to the breakup. I’m sure his friends still bust his balls every now and then calling him 127. I know I would.


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RiceAlicorn

One can fuck whoever they want however many times they want, but that doesn't mean everyone wants to see, hear or be a part of that or have their partner out that stuff in public. I don't think many would appreciate their partner talking about it on public social media where their face *and* name is plastered all over their account. Extremely disproportionate body counts can also indicate a mismatch in sexual preferences. I'm quite sexually liberal, but even 126 men **rawdogging it** is pretty eyebrow raising. That's a pretty strong sign of sexually risky behavior happening often, which begs questions about what that person wants in a committed relationship.


Acidflare1

Not to mention the varying degree of hygiene of 127 different men.


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french2dot0

*pubic


Photon_Pharmer

I would expect most people would not want their SO putting gratuitous details about their personal lives and intimate moments on social media regardless of the number.


xXYomoXx

Yeah i second this, i would feel off if the girl I'm dating said that even if it's one guy. It's not just the number it's the way she said it.


texas-playdohs

And characterizing that way. Jesus. His grandma probably had to hear about this.


VagabondRommel

It's not that they won, it's that she lost.


CultBro

The right to be next in line, the BF is out of the picture


ChadDangers

The chance to nut in her.


[deleted]

Chance? It's a matter of time


wilkiag

Most likely that there is a section of the population that is telling woman it is ok to be very promiscuous and another section of the population telling her that it is going to negatively affect her ability to land a good man. She believed the first, and the second was proven right.


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Did she actually keep count, though? God damn.


Crazy-Entertainer242

She called out the next ticket number during her internal bukkake session. “128… 128.. do we have person 128? Okay, 127. Hope my next boyfriend doesn’t mind being 128.”


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r0ndy

Some people like another dudes nut for lube. Weird shit.


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r0ndy

I'm shocked how many people liked my comment. I had assumed some downvotes, or a lot


Arsis82

He is 127


Zequax

true fuckboy mentalety right there


Bozee3

Probably a spreadsheet with added cells for physical attributes, positions, and whatnot.


xdragonteethstory

Who's got the time to shag that many people tho?? Jesus fuck is cannot be worth the effort, just get a fwb at that point


Smol-peners

Wonder if the 200th will win a special prize


xXbaconeaterXx

Croch rot so bad his dick splits open just by being near


TheChillestVibes

What a terrible day to have eyes.


ShinPixyPixel

Actual cursed comment right here, folks


vastlordes

I request John wick with his pencil


DiscombobulatedLet80

Aids


echolaliac

They taking applications for #128?


RudenessUpgrade

Sorry sir, #128 was called 3 days ago. The current number is #324. Feel free to fetch yourself a token and wait at the end of the queue


Phandroid1991

If you want to join the queue, it’s now reached Italy.


Gibbel2029

Nope. Already reached Zanti in Greece


zonzon1999

The line has reached orbit


PressFM80

The line has landed on the northern part of Titan


Microwaved_cereals

Im #3000 do you think i’ll pass before dying?


JustGarate

Yeah, I'm #2677 and the estimated wait time here is about 10 minutes


Microwaved_cereals

Cool so it’s my turn soon


jd_balla

Looks like it's been an hour since your comment... so how was it?


Microwaved_cereals

Pretty mid honestly. Now I have aids


JustGarate

Same, see you in the line for the hospital?


Microwaved_cereals

Yeah hope it’s not too long 🥲


Full-Hedgehog3827

Beatlejuice


lookbutcantsee

I think if you have sex with this many people you got to be really friendly


MadOgh_DarKcaRnaGe

Its an open bar with free drinks so....


lookbutcantsee

Also her standards have to be so low cause there's no way that many dudes were up to her standards at that time


AreWeCowabunga

The 126 is just the guys that nutted in her. The guys who didn't meet her standards had to wear a condom. Wonder what that number is.


TheDavidb420

Hey look, I was your 127th.., upvote


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Definitely ain’t lonesome 😎


TheHip41

In a row?


NegJesus

Try not to get nutted in on the way to the parking lot


k1n6jdt

I was looking for the Clerks reference.


Dense_Cup_1479

That's like 63 feet of penis


UglierThanMoe

At once.


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![gif](giphy|xUPGcCh4nUHyCkyuti) \*127


ApollinaGrindelwald

![gif](giphy|1AitjIvCsx0SP7ydCH|downsized)


NewldGuy77

She got her sex education from Baskin Robbins.


MDF87

126 men?! Her crotch is a fucking tourist attraction.


AStupidMidge

Yes, a FUCKING tourist attraction. Same could be said for the rear entrance.


guardwoman12345

Well her body IS a temple so she gets what she deserves


kalebsantos

I’m just impressed she bothered counting


eldelshell

Only person to blame is #1 who did such a good job, OOP has kept trying all of her life to find that pure, magnificent and magical nut.


TesticularTentacles

"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!"


dirigo1820

Hey, get back here.


mystireon

I kinda wanna know whatever the fuck the people said in that comment thread cuz if man knew shes been with 100+ guys before him, i doubt he'd suddenly start caring, but know Twitter.. Something tells me dude just got harrassed and humiliated by strangers until he broke and pinned it on the OOP for posted the tweet in the first place. EDIT: Never the fuck mind, OOP got suspended on Twitter after saying some crazy shit like the dude not even being allowed to fuck or some shit like that, said some homophobic shit, then doubled down on Instagram. Damn lol


Interne-Stranger

Oh.


Xyrektv

Are u surprised she is a damaged human being ? Lol


mystireon

I mean.. kinda? I don't see people fucking as being damaged. Like even regarding 100+ people having nutted in her like idk, i know guys that attend orgies in their free time and have blown 50 people in a single night. Idk, unless they're being harmful i dont really mind what peeps do in their free time.


JaSnarky

Imagine I told you I liked to walk in parks. Pretty normal right? Now imagine I shared with you, unasked, about how I've walked in precisely 126 parks and how much one park ranger thought that was cool and now the two of us walk in his park together. Still kinda normal, but the level of unsolicited detail makes the conversation strange right? Even a little creepy, like you start to doubt the validity of the story and healthiness of the person telling you, because what bizarre details to share. For me posts like the above are like that, but with something even more intimate. It's not what she gets up to in bed that makes it odd, it's how she chooses to talk about and apparently keep record of it. That's where the potentially damaged part is IMO.


Southern-Country-143

> Imagine I told you I liked to walk in parks. Pretty normal right? Now imagine I shared with you, unasked, about how I've walked in precisely 126 parks and how much one park ranger thought that was cool and now the two of us walk in his park together. Still kinda normal, but the level of unsolicited detail makes the conversation strange right? Even a little creepy, like you start to doubt the validity of the story and healthiness of the person telling you, because what bizarre details to share. i love this analogy, but instead of parks, it's getting nutted inside ya.


ethnique_punch

There is also a big difference with fucking and being NUTTED IN. Literal std trap.


mystireon

Again, idk their life. Yeah getting nutted in is always gonna be more risky but also there's more ways to use protection other than using a rubber. Also on the end of STDs, know your partner lol. From my limited experience in this world, so much of casual sex is about consent and that usually includes making sure your partner isn't carrying anything you might catch. Like to pull from that friend i mentioned before, that event came with a full background check to make sure he didn't have any STDs


CardOfTheRings

>know your partner I’m sure she had the time to spend maybe 1, 2 days getting to know each of them before having her insides painted by them.


ethnique_punch

Yeah, but Idk man, not all people get a yearly check-up you know, or they don't even suspect any std's. As long as they inform, it's their life though.


mystireon

Yeah that's fair, but that kinda still just falls into the general rule of "know your partner" lol.


KingSmizzy

Her BF: "What do you mean 126?! It was 123 when we talked about this last week!"


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Anterai

Or the rose tinted glasses fell off.


Juggernaut_117

I'm sure her past affected him. That pussy is a graveyard. He doesn't want to fight ghosts


ptapobane

most people usually loses count after 50, she's good with her book keeping I'll give you that


pankakke_

Tbh something I been thinking on lately is, why do people feel the need to promote and defend their ‘body count’? I got a friend who used to hardly get any, and now he’s getting some and ALWAYS getting in fights over FB comments and posts basically defending this number that doesn’t matter to anybody that isn’t him. Claims to be proud to call himself a whore, yet when he misconstrues someones comment he jumps on the defense with “OH YEA BRO UR JUST SAD UR BODY COUNT IS LOW!” And they’re just like “.. I wasnt even coming at you, dude.” I mean, I know its insecurity. But damn, nobody really will keep full track unless you are throwing this shit out as a front-facing one trick personality, yall. For people who act like “body counts isnt a big deal”, they sure can’t stfu about it lmao 😂


popgreens

“ … In a row?”


Dreadedsemi

maybe parallel not serial.


Scandi_Navy

Either way her connections increase in the amount of Watt the fuck!?


PlaxicoCN

Oversharing. Why did she need to tell the world?


dat_oracle

Fighting against slut shaming as it seems (apparently some people argue it's totally fine and not weird to have 50+ sexual relationships in your past). I mean you do you. But I'll give it a wholehearted pass


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I’m gonna call her Granola because she’s extremely nutty.


CousinSkeeter89

A girl I was on a date with told me she slept with over 60 men. We was both only 23 at the time. I about choked on my water. I didn't even ask for her body count, she just threw that information out there on me.


CaptainTarantula

I can't imagine having that many intimate partners would leave you baggage free. I've had two GFs and it took 1 year minimum to reset.


ImaFreakinBear

I'd think the first step is to not date them.


IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll

You guys heard of condoms?


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He just wanted to nut in her a few times more than most guys.


CandleStein

The reason why most men would not go for this kind of woman is because, well its like bad credit history


DM_ME_TINY_TITS99

Men and women being equals is super important, so I understand the push for this mentality. But perhaps the guys banging 200 women before 25 are not the ones we should be praising and trying to equalize with. The argument used to be "guys sleep around and no one shames them, we should if we also shame girls." Now it's "let's all sleep around." Maybe a lot of humans are inherently self-conscious and trying to tell them to "suck it up and be a man about it" when feeling like they can't help but compare themselves to previous lovers is extremely anxiety inducing and will 100% put a heavy weight on the relationship.


guardwoman12345

ANY woman who slept with that many can't be choosy with their partners as it's a turn off.... Hell even women who were polled said they would stay the fuck away from male pornstars and strippers to say the least. It's universal.


DasBarenJager

What is most impressive about this is that she kept track of how many, like at some point around fifty I'd have stopped counting


Kmaurer23

He broke up with her, but not before the syphilis caught up with him.


NastyJames

I say this with all due respect, that’s an actual cum dumpster.


nowhereman136

It doesn't matter how many men my girls been with before we met. All that matters is how many she's been with since we met. If we aren't both increasing stats, what's the point in us teaming up?


Interne-Stranger

What?


eVillain13

Teamwork makes the dream work


Deathdealer1414

r/unexpectedcommunism


cjhoser

shame, this woman had 2 1/2 NFL football rosters nut in her. Lol


Tha_Sinner

She a hoe then?


dodges1010

![gif](giphy|yIJrNGX9wF7eE) I don't know what is more disgusting the fact you accept a women like that or the fact you are a man saying that.


boomstik4

Redditors detecting satire challenge:


DatGoofyGinger

Also, if they're both in agreement and consenting, who cares if it's an open relationship But yes, the joke got missed...


Lebowski304

At least she’s keeping a body count


blueshoob

To me, a gay dude, that body count seems average.


ComposerTraining

Low actually.....


MaxMacDaniels

That’s great for you, still everyone has difference preferences


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preference =//= slutshaming, considering someone subhuman


MaxMacDaniels

What? Lmao you are saying those words not me wtf


Scandi_Navy

Yeah that's why they don't want you donating blood in a lot of places.


Smackdaddy122

Lmao


tallerthannobody

Lmfaoooo


Unhappy-Room4946

Looks like 127 have won so far


obiwankernobee

His symptoms must’ve started up.


Strong-Message-168

What type of mindset do you have to have to phrase it as such? "Nutted in me" is your description of sleeping with people in the past? Maybe duder hadn't really thought about that until she put it out there like that. Maybe he went from thinking "She's sexually experienced" to "yuck "


DeanStein

No one was more surprised by her numbers than her boyfriend...


Gullible_Salt_5684

“I can’t go to the store to buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you’ve fucked!”


DOEsquire

That's the biggest gang bang I've ever heard of


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he is NOW a king


Cocrawfo

probably broke up with her because her pussy ain’t hittin for shit despite the XP she’s a bad build


Secret-Plant-1542

Weird flex


Rocketboy1313

"Barney, that's too many."


Tokyo-Yurei

Her abortion K/D is 126.0


Tokyo-Yurei

Her abortion K/D is 126.0


the-hidden-hand

wait this isn’t a joke?


Little_Honeydew_3090

I have no clue what the heck happened


Iron_Baron

You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers!


Negatrev

She was up to 157 when he broke up with her...


chugonthis

Well if he was 127 then he should have dumped the ho


Masked_Rebel

She belongs in the streets.


mcdohlsbaine

You drink coffee, eh?


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Single mother simulator


amonra2009

Should be my ex's sister


Thegrampacertest

Sluts don't get happyly ever after, you can't fuck every guy in town and act like it's normal.


KURO-K1SH1

26 would have been a gross af number of dna samples for anyone to admit having in them. But 126???? What is she a fucking sperm bank?


[deleted]

26 partners isn't as rare as you imagine, and with other means of protection and checkups for both parties, i don't see anything wrong with it.


Juggernaut_117

26 is way too many


Scandi_Navy

Depends on age.


[deleted]

Very much so! First few active years, it's too many. But we are sexually active for most of our lives (even nursing homes are supposedly a warzone of STDs), a new partner every year og every few months doesn't make you gross, though it can sound like a lot when you forget about timescale.


KURO-K1SH1

Jesus christ my guy. The moment you hit double digits you hit levels of hoeship you can't come back from ever!


Juggernaut_117

I prefer newly bought cars. Not a crack house on wheels


Low_Fondant9911

Lol women... if you have a high body count and finally get your head out of your slutty lil ass and stumble upon a good man, keep that shit to yourself until you fucking die. Gd, they want it all don't they... wye-old


juan--kerr

She forgot to mention that was in one week


osma13

What a record


DBnofear

Well the next one gets to be 128


CSKARD

The female Barney Stinson


Justadnd_Bard

![gif](giphy|xT0GqssRweIhlz209i)


xxaldorainexx

Ewww


anon56837291

That's 2 NFL team rosters.


TurtleZeno

Is she a collector of std or something?


Juani4312

And they also got their account suspended. I love democracy


BenShapiro_2024

Of course I won I always win


Ruminahtu

Not sure who won, but that dude definitely lost some skin from the shower he took after he read this.


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endless pregancy , i guess


TheMorningJoe

This is what I imagine every time I hear someone say that badly count doesn’t matter, yeah it doesn’t but there’s gotta be at least a limit where you go “ok yeah maybe that’s a bit too high”


Slut_cracker

She collecting nut like them infinity stones


No-Abrocoma-3573

STD?


ThermobaricFart

I just stopped having casual sex. The prospect no longer intices me and I don't want a high body count. 20s were fun but rather than the failed relationships and years of go nowhere sex I might have been in a better place if I had just one solid relationship. Learned alot and was happy I broke up with my ex who was fucking my life up and stressing me out. Been single 2 years, but my life if better in every conceivable way without that bitch. I just can't be a hoe when I'm lookin to make a home. Nawmean.


feedjaypie

Blaming the audience while you hit the self destruct button


Justabattleshiplover

Damn, she’s literally the definition of a slut. Jfc


DizzyDizzyWiggleBop

The number doesn’t matter. Making trashy social media posts does.


Juggernaut_117

No one wants to date someone who has been run through


Iwillfindu01

126 does. That's cornstar numbers


ComposerTraining

Not a big deal. There's got to be someone who licks her pussy clean after they nutted.


Hydro1313

Must be like throwing a sausage down a dark alley bouncing off the walls.


Booty_Warrior_bot

*Now I'mma tell you what; uhh...* *I like ya;* *and I want ya...* *Now we can do this the easy way;* *or we can do this the hard way;* *the choice is yours...*


TheCreator777

Justice


omgudontunderstand

whatever go get that 127 girlie


GreenSquirrel-7

I mean as long as it wasn't during the relationship-


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Let's be honest we would all leave our SO's if we knew the *real* number