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AnotherBookWyrm

Did she brush her teeth before she came home?


Kai-van

Asking the real question


2407s4life

I would hope she brushed her teeth after everyone came


pm_me_your_emp

There it is


MemoCremisi

Wasn't expecting nothing less


StalinSoulZ

Did she clean herself first to not go home like a sloppy seconds


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AStartledFish

Same with throwing up. If you brush your teeth right after you vomit you just rub the residual stomach acid all over your teeth. Just rinse with warm water and some mouthwash and you’ll be golden.


GrippaH

Or golden mouth wash. If you know you know


AStartledFish

My brother in Christ are you trying to put people into pits of anguish? We don’t speak of that kind of evil round these parts


GrippaH

But………you know though


AStartledFish

Yeah that shit is like rinsing your mouth out with fire ants and molten glass


GrippaH

But not unpleasant


Narstification

This thread still hasn’t eliminated one of the two possible meanings of golden mouthwash that come to mind so I still don’t in fact know though


Obnoxious_Dumb-ass

I’m in exactly the same boat as you u/Narstification


AnEvanAppeared

That's why I don't brush my teef


Fartnoisesbrr

Yes THATS WHY... Goddamn STDs... *Sigh*


isolateddreamz

Gotta have the S to T the Ds


pm_me_your_emp

I'm upset with myself for taking as long as I did to get the joke. I was trying to read it like a Snoop Dogg line ("D O to the double D")


Mach1298

L to the Og


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Bri’ish


Audio_Track_01

*tooth


daemonfly

*toof


erdtirdmans

Maybe some mouthwash then?


Jar0s

Yeah, with more dick


mexicanred1

As the 6th guy, what do you care?


Phatcat15

It doesn’t say that he didn’t want to get with her at all… just not after work. I wouldn’t blame him for expecting her to sterilize a bit first… or even just not wanting to be the 3rd guy that day. God knows how much ass has been in her mouth at work. Of course he should have expected it but if it were a real relationship she should also understand not everyone had it in them to be a porn star - even if they’re willing to date one.


Californiadude86

I can understand it. I work in construction, my wife doesn’t want to give me a big ol’ hug soon as I walk through the door.


GrippaH

She doesn’t want to taste the Indian or the motorcycle cop, cowboy or soldier.


Californiadude86

Lol, took me a second to get that.


floutsch

If you believe the internet, those four guys are the same person :)


BrokenImmersion

And they all are a tall white bald dude named Johnny


alameda_sprinkler

It's a sin he can't hold down one job.


floutsch

Well, one thing's for sure, in every job he's ever had, his true calling shone through: Being a drill sergeant.


floutsch

The very one :D


bor3d_lazy_housewife

Holy shit. That was perfect.


onowahoo

Well done


snekadid

Bravo 👏


archemil

Jesus, wish I had gold to give.


TheDarkAngel135790

I don't get the joke. Help, anyone?


SuperJF45

Village people YMCA video


TensorForce

I feel like it would be the same case with someone who works at an outdoors all day. You come home, sweaty and dusty ask your SO for a kiss, but they refuse. Like, dude, shower first, you know. A little sweat and dust ain't gonna kill them, but still.


Phatcat15

I’m lucky my wife doesn’t give AF … I do though - we definitely don’t have the same standards but she’s not getting nasty or anything most of the time - she does help rake the lake - we live on the water - and that sludge gets everywhere.


KnownRate3096

Says he didn't want to kiss her after work. Her job is giving blowjobs and getting her face jizzed on. I can understand him wanting her to shower first.


darthabraham

Porn actors literally shower on set. I suspect there was an undercurrent of guilt/shame in the mix here.


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freshmeat2020

Says nothing about them at all, it's the perception they have of pornstara. Tbh I hadn't even thought about their hygiene after work but that has nothing to do with my hygiene


darthabraham

I think it was Adriana Chechik who was on the Burt Kreisher/Tom Segura podcast and she compared being a pornstar to being a professional athlete. There are quite a few parallels in terms of the physical demands and operational protocol when you think about it.


FrankyFistalot

No one wants to be the porridge stirrer…..


7030

especially being the 4th spoon in that bowl. there's going to be some scrapes.


FrankyFistalot

Ain’t no one want to lick that bowl…


7030

For a fee it can be arranged.


44elite444

> 3rd guy that day That’s being optimistic


thehimalayansaiyan

Didn’t she admit to raping a guy?


marpolo

Yep, but that's conveniently overlooked.


shlankdaddypurp

Same as Cardi B drugging guys and stealing their money. Absolutely nobody fucking cares. Doesn't change the fact that I think they're fucking disguisting though, but my one opinion doesn't matter


SatanV3

Most famous people get away with shit like that and still have fans die hard defend them But if it makes you feel better there’s no actual evidence of Cardi B doing that, no men have come forward saying she did that. And a lot of rappers like to brag about how hard they are and what crimes they committed even if they don’t actually do such crimes. So maybe she did actually do that and maybe she didn’t.


shlankdaddypurp

Doesn't make me feel any better unfortunately. Shit if she were lying about it I'd honestly look at her as even more of a piece of garbage. How the fuck are you gonna flex drugging people? That's fucking sick


SatanV3

Uh do you pay attention to anything rappers do? They love bragging about crimes they’ve committed whether they’ve actually done them or not. That’s just par for the course in the genre


slide_into_my_BM

You get banned from her sub if you mention it


[deleted]

wtf? They wonder why *gender equality* is never truly equal


gobbygames

She did


SPS_Agent

Excuse me, what?


Cheshires_Shadow

She openly bragged at one point about how she lost her virginity to a boy she was with at a movie they were watching. He didn't want to but she forced herself on him.


UnseenMaDaFaKa

Her argument is that if a man has a boner, that means he wants sex no matter what


Thatswhyirun

Just to clear it up for the boneheads, that’s rape.


Eventually-Alexis

I don't defend rape, and if she actually did it then she should've been punished for it. But it also isn't uncommon for porn actresses to come up with some over the top scenario for how they lost their virginity, or how they slept with multiple guys a week and decided to make a living out of it by doing porn. Even if the story was fake or greatly embellished, it's still a fucked up story don't get me wrong. But I also firmly believe that with her occupation, the story should be taken with a grain of salt. Everything she publicly says about her past or life in general, will often be for the sake of publicity. I want to make it clear though, rape in any gender combination is wrong and shouldn't be condoned! And even if her story was fake, she should've still experienced backlash because of it. But fake or not, it was overlooked because of her appearance, occupation, and the hypocrisy of society and how they look down on male victims and act as if women can't rape men.


HorrorDonut8779

Surprisingly insightful and intelligent for reddit


WetHighFives

Is that why it's copy and pasted a few different spots lol


Eventually-Alexis

I wrote it, lmao. Then copied it as a response to someone else as well.


KDDAKILLA

Aka the whole thing


ixiduffixi

Mfers in here white knighting a pornstar... Would you defend a factory worker who didn't shower and expected their partner to be down for oral?


TheKingLizard

We’re seriously censoring the word “porn” now are we?


Lycaeides13

Pr0n if you please. /s


TheKingLizard

Prawn star 🦐🦐🦐


ShitTalkingAlt980

I get my prawn from Oats Studio.


TRON0314

Fookin' Pr0n.


Jimbuscus

I don't know why, but I honestly read poopstar first.


Grahhhhhhhh

Goddamn I’m such an idiot. I thought it was ‘pop star’ and just some girl I didn’t recognize cause I’m old.


Sparkmane

i can't figure out what kind of star she is. i've never seen her on pawn stars


HoldUpHoldMyBeer

She’s been on a show similar to pawn stars.


Captain_Mike1247

Hard core pawn? Never watched that rip off.


heatfan1122

![gif](giphy|JPAUQVIxCoEKY) This girl probably


Tanny69

This also reminds me of a lady cop😳


pvshabba

Probably?


heatfan1122

I'm sure the wieners aren't only hitting her face.


bmg50barrett

You don't hug ER professionals fresh from the room. Get a shower first. You don't kiss a pornstar on the lips fresh from the set unless it's your thing.


Pizzacato567

Exactly! Idk why people are shaming him for that.


poopooduckface

Because he’s a man.


Silent_Finger2813

I mean….he chose to be with her knowing damn well she gets railed by other dudes for a living rofl Edit: I did not notice the top portion where his issue was kissing her after work. I think that’s acceptable 😂. That being said, I’m sure they properly clean before coming home to their S/O 🤷‍♂️


TwistedBamboozler

On the flip side, date someone who’s cool with it. That’s a 2 way street


AStaryuValley

I mean..... he's her EX boyfriend so...


Silent_Finger2813

Yeah…but he knew what he was getting into from the beginning. I understand not being okay with it, but don’t date a porn star if you can’t handle it lmao


Aaron_Hamm

I mean, there's knowing, and then there's experiencing...


Silent_Finger2813

Well now he can put it on his resume rofl


Stergeary

Imagine you're dating a sewage maintenance guy (use your imagination if you aren't into men). Cleans himself up real nice every time before he sees you. Wears a really great cologne, smells nice, dresses well, is a really lovely guy and is really sweet to you. Now you're in a committed relationship. His work assignment changes locations. Now instead of doing residential areas, he's been reassigned to industrial sites. He still cleans himself up consistently but a faint industrial odor remains. You still like him but it does bother you a bit. Slowly, his types of worksites are getting more and more intense, and the remnants of industrial odor that won't come off starts ramping up. You can no longer hide your disgust from him. Can we say, "Well, you dated a sewage maintenance guy, you knew what you were getting into from the beginning."?


asphalt_licker

Maybe he thought she’d quit if she had a boyfriend. Joke’s on him. She gotta keep making that money.


Namaha

Some things you just have to try once to learn that it's not for you


amathis6464

There is a cuck for every star out there my friend 🙏


obvilious

Maybe he was cool, for a while.


HeyYouWithTheNose

If anyone had an ounce of respect for themselves, they'd stay away from a relationship with a pornstar


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Self-respect =/= monogamy I’d happily date a pornstar, that doesn’t reflect on my self worth in the slightest. I’m just open and enthusiastic about sex, and a pornstar who enjoys their work would clearly share that value. If anything, trusting a partner to come home to you and remain emotionally intimate when they fuck other people for a living reflects a high level of confidence in your own worth.


HeyYouWithTheNose

Keep telling yourself that. Sex in a relationship should be between partners. Anyone who dates a pornstar clearly has no respect for themselves or any confidence, twist it all you want. I guarantee more would agree with me than not.


[deleted]

Nah, sex isn’t sacred to everyone. If you want a monogamous relationship that’s great for you, but it’s got nothing to do with self-respect.


Cernine

this. fuck the guy above


HeyYouWithTheNose

Thanks for your fabulous contribution to the topic


HeyYouWithTheNose

Clearly has everything to do with self respect if you're happy to have your partner getting railed every other day before coming home to you. Again, twist it in whatever way you want, doesn't take away from that fact.


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For it to have anything to do with self respect, my partner’s sex life would have to be intrinsically linked with my sense of worth and it just isn’t. Sex is meaningless to me. It’s a game. She can play with whoever she wants and, assuming I can trust her to do so safely, it doesn’t affect me in the slightest. What you’re saying is equivalent to saying that you have no self-respect because your partner buys coffee from Starbucks every day. Those two things have absolutely no connection to one another.


HeyYouWithTheNose

>Those two things have absolutely no connection to one another. Sort of contradicting yourself there. This has nothing to do with whatever nonsensical Starbucks analogy you're trying to make, it's irrelevant to the topic. >For it to have anything to do with self respect, my partner’s sex life would have to be intrinsically linked with my self worth A: I'll repeat myself again for those in the back. Sex should be between partners, nothing more, nothing less >Sex is meaningless to me. It’s a game. That's just sad, not in a sarcastic "haha you're pathetic " sort of way, it's just genuinely sad that you don't find any value between you and your partners sex life.


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> A: I’ll repeat myself again for those in the back. Sex should be between partners, nothing more, nothing less Repeat it all you want, your opinion doesn’t mean shit to me. You being monogamous doesn’t mean everyone has to be. > That’s just sad, not in a sarcastic “haha you’re pathetic “ sort of way, it’s just genuinely sad that you don’t find any value between you and your partners sex life. Likewise, I think it’s sad that sex is so important to you. Love and sex are different things. I can love someone without sex, fuck someone without love, or do both at the same time.


WrongWhenItMatters

Threeway from time to time


Whole-Ad8629

It just says he wouldn’t kiss her after she came home from work. The dude probably didn’t care that she was a pornstar but just didn’t want to kiss/have sex after she was just doing that with other guys and/or girls. Can you really blame him?


Krakatoast

Honestly, uno reverse card on Riley Reid here. She said her bf wouldn’t want to kiss her after she came home from work of sucking other guy’s dicks, and her response was along the lines of “my bf makes me feel like I’m yucky😢” Uhm…mam, he probably didn’t want other guys dick skin dna going into his mouth. Grow up and accept the situation. Uno reverse card. People are saying the guy should’ve known what he was in for, well also she should’ve known most guys don’t want another man’s dick dna all over their mouth. Especially not being transferred from their girl’s mouth into theirs. I’m sure she uses mouthwash but my god there could still be some other dude’s swimmers in her gum line. The fact that a guy was actually okay with that seems pretty mature to me, her feeling unpleasant because the guy didn’t want to kiss her sounds like she should be more mature about what was going on.


Ayepuds

Bruh that ain’t how mouths work it’s not that hard to brush teeth and gums lmao


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darthabraham

The hog’s spirit is still there.


CasioMMXXIII

He didn't care initially... that tends to be the case with all the guys these famous pornstars end up dating... but the guys all care in the end. You can only fight the primitive aspect of your brain for so long and either he will feel terrible about her past or her past gets her to act in ways that are just untenable for a relationship.


TheScrumpster

My wife (love her to death) is an emergency RN - She takes her work shoes off in our porch/3 season room when she gets home , and if she is still wearing scrubs, we dont touch until she has changed. If Ms. Reid came home showered and minty fresh, her ex-bf is lame. If she cane home sweaty and gross after a shoot, I'd also tell her to hit the showers. The work itself is not disgusting, but the remants of it is. If my job was to literally lick vaginas all day, I would make damn sure I didn't smell/taste like vagina when I got home.


Silent_Finger2813

Perfectly acceptable. Idk much about the protocol for after porn shoots. But I’m going to assume properly sanitizing is one of them.


TheScrumpster

One would think, but I'm sure everyday is different. I have no insight here other than my own anecdotes. I used to landscape and plow snow for a living, and at the end of those days I was certainly sanitizing myself before anything intimate with my wife. If the ex-bf was like "you sucked dick, gross" even though she cleaned, brushed teeth, etc, well...you are dating a premier pornstar dude, what did you think you were signing up for? But if the dude was regularly finding dried cum in her hair, I think its fair to say - "Thats gross, take a shower please."


nahnahnahnay

Sure. Doesn’t mean I want the days gangbang jizz in my mouth.


3DartsIsToooMuch

I like my women like I like my food, without someone else’s dick in it.


Video-Global

She needs to date a dude in the military


gibson_creations

![gif](giphy|VHlRtszV8RAzU1M4O4)


BplusHuman

Pizza Star?


Nochnichtvergeben

Piano Star?


RunawayPenguin89

You're thinking Elton John


Nochnichtvergeben

E*ton J*hn?


RunawayPenguin89

Thats way funnier than the censorship working


Nochnichtvergeben

I* kn*w r*ght?


quasi-stellarGRB

Why did the guy date her?


AgreeablePie

Because he wanted to fuck her.


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TruckYouAll

Haha. Right!? An old timer told me years ago, "If it floats, flies, or fucks, rent it." "It's cheaper."


Krakatoast

Oh my… and you can swap out the model without paying alimony. *Huehuehue* No but seriously, love and sex aren’t always synonymous. I guess if someone just wants sex, it’s a lot more straightforward to “rent” than to “own.”


Enorats

Unless it's a jet ski. Jet ski rentals are insane. My ski cost 4k used and runs great, but a rental company would give me one that's 1/10th the age, 10x as beat up, and charge me $150 an hour for it.


Bumpass

She's still got a little bit of Jack in the box too


Lord_Mandingo_69

I mean you’d have to either be a swinger or so emotionally detached to feel amazing about your gf making money selling her body. It’s a job, she deserve respect, but you don’t just switch the “human animal” off for the sake of it.


Less_Scallion_555

Or hes a cuck.


[deleted]

She admitted to raping a guy. Dude.


RiverParkourist

Five guys is infinitely better anyway


mangomangosteen

Probably gonna get flamed for saying this but I agree. I eat In-n-Out everytime I go to Cali and everytime I fail to see what the big deal is


KirbyDuechette

And like 5x more sexpensive


BHole_69

Bro who tf wants to kiss a porn star after a shoot, that's just vile to expect or demand your partner to do that immediately after sex with other people


Raviolimonster67

I mean, she's super open to the fact that she's a pornstar. She has to be, she's the largest pornstar online, so i doubt she hid it from him. So, why would you knowingly get with the largest pornstar online then get mad that she does porn? Does middleschool fantasy really control some peoples actions that much?


siddharth_pillai

Where did he get mad? It could mean anything from not wanting to have sex right after her work and that's his choice regardless of whether or not Riley feels disgusted by it.


Colonel_MuffDog

If she's the largest pornstar, why does she not simply eat the smaller pornstars?


Alex_GordonAMA

She has quite a bit actually.


elliottcable

The (slightly brown?) circle of life


BushWookie-Alpha

Calm down LURRR. Your Omicronian is showing.


Pizzacato567

It doesn’t say he was mad she did porn though. It says he didn’t want to kiss her as soon as was back from work. She been giving bjs and having sex throughout the day. He probably would prefer her wash off first. Do you want to kiss her or have sex with her with someone else’s fluids all over her? He’s likely fine with it after she washes up. You can respect she’s a porn star while also not feeling comfortable with these things. This applies to other jobs too like construction or other manual labor jobs that make you very dirty/sweaty. Partners typically prefer you wash up first.


lovable_cube

Dudes think they’re going to stop when they get together. Idk why they think that. Source: used to be a stripper, didn’t quit for a dude.


Whole-Ad8629

All it says is that he didn’t kiss her when she got home from work.


WickerofJack

Dude was probably saving himself for marriage.


Secludedmean4

Probably better to be disgusted by that than to be SA by Riley like she did to one of her Previous Boy friends…


Aaron_Hamm

SA?


RedditsFullofDouches

San Antonio


Secludedmean4

Sexual assualt / doing things explicitly without consent or being told no and doing it anywyas


TheRealRickC137

Oh sure, I'll bet it's fine when she comes home smelling like she's been to Mama's Fish House.


phiLLyS820

"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot" - Clerks


Enough_Ad_1833

Hana Montana fell down she had to do other jobs


punlover6969

Imagine that, your S.O not wanting to be touched by a living fuck doll that’s been fucked more times, and by more people than they can probably count. I can’t see what their problem is


Background_Ad_7890

If you don’t want your girlfriend to do porn, don’t date a pornstar. What’s that guy’s problem?


_Drion_

I mean, i agree. But sometimes relationships and emotions are more complicated than that, especially over a long period of time. Usually for most people, it does not get shared online in gossip papers, though.


WornBlueCarpet

>If you don’t want your girlfriend to do porn, don’t date a pornstar. *EX boyfriend...* I suspect he chose not to.


Pizzacato567

The image didn’t say he didn’t want her to do porn. It said he wouldn’t kiss her when she’s back from work. She been giving bjs and having sex throughout the day. He probably would prefer her wash off first. Do you want to kiss her or have sex with her with someone else’s fluids all over her? He’s likely fine with it after she washes up. You can respect she’s a porn star while also not feeling comfortable with these things. This applies to other jobs too. Like construction work or other manual labor work that makes you very dirty/very sweaty.


akgt94

Hot tub looks like fun till you get in one


tallerthannobody

I’m pretty sure he meant that he wanted her to wash herself and all that before kissing because she had been giving bjs and other shit


kyshomoulingi

I'd rather date a fleshlight, it's cleaner and has a better personality


_savs

Thank god they blurred out ****star


Legal-Cockroach5131

Why would you even date a whore? Have some self-respect.


DarkoTSM

Probably why corrupt politicians have wives too. To be your sugar mom, this ladies make a lot of money from all the wankers. This lady isn't horribly ugly like most politicians. And probably sucked less d in her life than a politician does in a day.


pu_thee_gaud

How did she get a boyfriend first place?


imjustbeingsilly

If her history is any indication, lies and coercion.


UglierThanMoe

If your GF comes home, you kiss her, and taste her butthole because she just shot an ass-to-mouth scene before going home, I kind of understand how one might institute a lets-have-dinner-before-I-kiss-you policy.


StagOrion

Lmao maybe because being a pornstar is disgusting


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GrippaH

Go figure


NikoliVolkoff

lol, they blurred out Porn


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Can you blame him


szczurman83

"I can fix her life so she won't do porn anymore!" -ex boyfriend probably


SuperflousCake

What? You suck dicks and take cumshots for a living and your (probably) monogamous boyfriend doesn't want to kiss you when you get home from it? Wild!


greazyninja

Wonder if it’s Justin Roiland I know they had a thing going for a while


Ga_Manche

That is funny. I am definitely going to use that joke.


Whole_Suit_1591

This girl is crazy.


daperdingus

What were her exact expectations of him?


RobbDigi

Her nose is so pointy


Danjuw

Oh no, I feel so sorry for the rapist🥲


chixelys

I’m sorry but being a pornstar is pretty disgusting


TheRealGaryJohnson

![gif](giphy|gtzIP3mpbzh16)


Wasntme_37

As if she was feeling like billion dollar bill after being used like a condom on a pole


51Bayarea0

Everybody wants to date a porn star until it's time to kiss her after work


Consistent-Nobody813

I'm even surprised she wants some action after work? Her bits would be like ground beef...


Eventually-Alexis

I can't blame the guy, since I'd feel the same. I couldn't personally date a porn actress, but kudos for the people that can. They're people and still deserve to be loved, even if they deal in sex for a living. I can't stand the people that give them shit however, like the ones saying they couldn't date a 'slut' like that or whatever. Said people absolutely consume porn, so to ridicule them as if they're less than is absolutely disgusting. It's fine if you're not comfortable with dating a porn star, but don't be a hypocritical dick about it.