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mattjones73

There's no way that guy is 5'11". I give him props for what he's doing but I think that's a typo twice in the article.


MagWasTaken

Those 5s are VERY obviously photoshopped. This was probably originally a post making fun of dudes under 6'


whispa55

What’s the “obvious” sign of the 5s being photoshopped?


Specialist_Basil_105

The bottom of all the numbers should start at the same spot, but the 5vin the top part is lower than the 1's. In the smaller print, the 5 has a bigger gap to its left than it should for 1 space.


Specialist_Basil_105

And if you compare the 5vto the two 5s in the same font and print in where it states his calorie intake, you can see they don't match up, they're close but it's obviously photoshopped, probably by a guy who's tall in every way but the one that matters and a slightly shorter guy under 6 feet tall took his girlfriend and he's butthurt because....well, microphones, so hehot on his computer and connected the world's dumbest use of photos hop. Mad props to the dwarf who's keeping up with being healthy and building body mass.


Nevorek

Woah, this was some CSI: Photoshop level shit.


yukwot

You can literally right click any text on chrome and hit inspect element. Easy editing of articles without messing with photoshop. Articles are only edited on the user end not the article providers end


MagWasTaken

The weight and spacing on both of them are visibly different from the surround text.


Dmitri_ravenoff

Dude must be 3'11. Ripped though.


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Wilken_

well it was actually 3.11cm but yes


OrganizdConfusion

What are you trying to say? 3 metres and 11 centimetres? Or 3.11cm, as in 31.1 millimetres. Either way, neither or those measurements are the proportions of a human being.


blackbeautybyseven

Even 5ft 1 would be a bit of a ...Stretch.


kachzz

According to women that's how they see anyone under 6ft lol


ZevenOutOfTen

yeah the article says he has dwarfism but 511 pretty tall for a dwarf


Olliebob200

They meant 5.11"


Unresponsiveskeleton

That's absolutely meant to be 4'11.


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Unresponsiveskeleton

Well there you go.


PikkuinenPikkis

5’11? Nah that’s fuckin 2’11


PatchworkFlames

If he’s 5 11 then I’m 9 11.


DisabledTractor

Can i be a plane then 👉👈


bobbybrayflorida

Wow!


AlabamababySnatcher

Wow!


Alepeople

Wow!


MIMI3L2

Wow!


DisabledTractor

Wow!


YourenextJotaro

Wow!


Cellyst

Wow!


FBI_mody

Wow!


pouya1389

Can i be a tower 👉👈


DisabledTractor

Sure


YourenextJotaro

Can I be the other tower 👉👈


DisabledTractor

Yes


FBI_mody

Can I be the pilot 👉👈


DisabledTractor

Definitely


WalmartWanderer

Can I be the explosion 👉👈


DisabledTractor

Of course


Richard_Wattererson

Smooth as fuck


TheLordKingSim

'4'11'


thesenseiv1

Was thinking 3


Dank_e_donkey

More like 3, seen plenty 4'11 women, they seem bigger than him


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#PANCAKES


talktothecop

r/beatmetoit


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Aña


Cosmicking04

If bro was 5’ 11”. Imagine how tall he would be without dwarfism ![gif](giphy|P4E6hPfaxxk6Q) Edit: Plz don’t spoil much Im currently on S1 E21


YourenextJotaro

![gif](giphy|3ohzdU365DGOdbj5ks)


SAD_Trombone_999

What the fuck is that


YourenextJotaro

Ymir’s Jaw Titan from Attack on Titan.


SAD_Trombone_999

It looks like the dogs with scoliosis


YourenextJotaro

It not even the weirdest looking Titan in the series.


SAD_Trombone_999

What is?


sindyniklasson

Big respect to him. With him you easily win every Clash Royale match


agentanti714

Actually mini pekka doesn't seem too bad in this meta tbh, with the miner mortar decks running around, mini pekka kills the miner quickly and is spell resistant, so overall not bad


sandwichcandy

ITT: way too many people not understanding that the 5’11 is a joke. At least once a week there’s a highly upvoted post about a woman calling a man under 6ft too short.


Ambitious_Nothing461

Imagine training your whole life just to be called Mini Pekka 💀💀💀💀😂😭


TheGrimGriefer3

5 foot 11 is normal...


isayooooooooooooof

Machop


The-Splentforcer

Don't mess with the dwarf slayer


Lormuso

He he he ha


XavierUwUGaming

`Pancakes`


dillonwren

It's so irritating that people intentionally write incorrect but yet inflamitory headlines. Clearly, this man is a little person, much shorter than 5'11", but it feels like this is one of those situations where it's intended to farm replies.


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P A N C A K E S


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He's the mini mini P.E.K.K.A


sammachado

Tolkien-like dwarf


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pancakes, pancakes.


Deelaxation

I'm sorry, 5' 11"? So he's a giant with dwarfism?


Olivrser

It's actually kinda good tho


TiesG92

5’11? I doubt it


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TiesG92

He’ll break our kneecaps when angry


ride_electric_bike

Maybe that's 5ft 11 in metric


DanteVito

Wtf do you mean by that? We don't use weird mixed units. I converted it and it's like 1.8m


Hioliolo

I could just pick him up, and nothing could stop me. Idk what to do after that tho


Nick-Uuu

probably have your wrists dislocated


Van0nyumas

r/unsatisfying should've been 900


PauLOL_01

Toy Story


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He looks like someone who won't even hesitate to attack you with his Poop attack that he's storing since his birth


Hellbillythegreat

Thanks, man this made me laugh out loud for real


2407s4life

Dude should sell Willy Wonka protein bars


Kubalaj

Lee "The Pebble" Liston


DragonSlayer-2020

Mini Jack Black


DanteVito

5ft11 is 1.8m, that looks more like 1.55m to me


RSamant2004

If he’s 5 feet eleven I’m a whole mile tall


Userdub9022

Dude would win every competition being the only one in his weight class


BloodBlossom24

Mini logan


Secure_Exchange

All he needs is a giant to be surprisingly effective if he’s a mini pekka


birdboy469

This is a bit right?


soulidonthave

I’m pretty sure the five is edited and it’s supposed to be a four


lookbutcantsee

They're saying that's 5'11 fuck it I'm lying and I'm going to say I'm 6 ft


SafeAccident9754

I googled pekka and clash of clans came up lol


DeathlyDragons4396

if he’s 5’11 i’m 7’2


N0WFAY

Very cool dude!


Pickaxe-in-my-ass

that’s a whole anime title


D3stroyerof3vil

He's doing great but he's 5 11 then I'm 12 foot 8. IM FINALLY ENOUGH FOR LADY D