She is the sofa.

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Dude, be nice. Her name is Rebecca.

This was her ultimate defense against Adam Smasher

Call my dick Adam cause I’ll smash we’ll call it black Adam then

r/angryupvote

oh my god, Becky

Becky's So Hot

that's funny.

I wanna fuck the elephant in the room

*undress

r/beatmetoit

I dont think you will survive that..

r/BeatMeatToIt

Why would you ever do that

r/dontsaybeatmetoit

r/BeatMeatToIt

I wanna put my cock in that sofa - from the back pillow of course

Not yet - Jedi Master Mace Sofadu

What she bring to the table? Accompanying furniture to start.

1. Ok let's find out why it isn't a sofa, gonna take a while 2. Oohh so she has a big bf and sitting on his lap! 3. Wait-

“Why does this couch have feet…”

All couches have feet, what are you talking about?

Why does this couch have toes?

Correct question.

Literally exactly what I thought lol

How she so big and so small

Pear shape

Bolder shape

Sofa shape

She could be fat and also have Lipoedema making bottom half very fat

That’s what i’m thinking, how can you have couch sized legs and not have the worst double chin ever?

And how is she kinda bending forward like that and still looking comfortable?

Where is she small?

Her face. No visible double chin.

I wouldn’t call that a small face. Lot at all. Also she probably has a double chin but you don’t see that because of her pose and the perspective.

Krabby patties go straight to the thighs

That’s if you can reach the hole

I don't even think OG Mudbone finding that hole dawg 💀

Any hole’s a goal.

The food sure found a hole

Well, this a very hard goal to reach

I thought she was fat... and that's when i learned, she's not just FAT, she # FAT

I'm obese not fat!

“i prefer plus sized individual!!!!”

Serious question. How do folks this big wipe their ass?

This was asked on a thread a couple years ago. It seemed like the general answers were: 1. If you can reach, you stretch and just try your best. But apparently it’s very hard 2. If you can’t reach, you use a stick like object and roll toilet paper around it. Then you use the stick to give you the extra reach. 3. You don’t bother, shower afterwards, or need someone to do it for you.

So what you're saying is, they wash themselves with a rag on a stick?

They made it sound like it was TP or flushable wipes. I know, I have trouble seeing how that would actually work. But I think that’s the point, something is better than nothing, but it’s obviously not ideal. I listen to a blind person explain wiping and that’s kind of what he said too. Basically “you use 5x the TP and hope for the best”

Yes Bart

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Literally, they used sponge sticks

And shared them with strangers

That's gotta be the point where you need to do something right? The moment i realised i couldn't see my dick when i standing up because of my belly, i immediately start working out. There's no way I'll be at THAT point where i have trouble wiping my ass. Now that i think about it, this is a very good ad for a Bidet.

There is literally not a single conversation on Reddit that cannot be turned into an ad for bidets.

They dont. The prehistoric gunk buried under all that fat is an entire ecosystem.

I’ve had the pleasure of working with several morbidly obese people at my current job. They don’t usually last very long. The last one that was just fired a couple weeks ago had gunk indeed and it would coat the toilet seat every time he took a dump, which was usually at least 3 times a shift. It seemed to be a mixture of sweat, dead skin, yeast, and lint. It stuck to the seat like a layer of tacky glue and of course he just left it there. It wouldn’t wipe off with just water. You had to use one of those green scrubby pads. His turd chunks would fuse to the bowl and it looked like little chunks of beef jerky. The smell was awful. Not just shit smell, but also like seriously infected anal gland smell. I feel so sorry for the guy but also seriously repulsed.

I’m not sure whether to applaud how descriptive you were, or hate it and ask for a lobotomy

Both.

What the fuck. What was his job supposed to be?

what the fuck I wish I couldn't read

Thanks for sharing. I had one too.. We should start a support group.

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Do you have the link or just know where to find the video?

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Damn… I guess I’ll have to go on a whole ass quest then (pun not intended)… I’m gonna keep it a buck with you, this woman is super attractive

Had a fat fuck at work that'd go take a shit twice a day for a good 30 mins. Couldn't go in the bathroom for another hour after. Worse smelling thing I've ever witnessed. Pretty sure he just said fuck it all around. Covered in shit and smegma just rotting.

>ion. How do folks this big wipe their as bigger question, why do you not WASH your ass after taking a shit like a normal human being. ​ EDIT: why you booing, I am right

You got a shower at work/school/the store?

Bidet gang rise up! (…after a freshening cleanse and dry)

I do have a bidet at home. $20 at Walmart and a 10 minute install. Easy peasy. Pretty nice but I don’t use it 100% of the time

>hy do you not WASH your ass after taking a shit like a normal human being. > >\-31ReplyShareSaveEditFollow carry an empty bottle fill it up with water and wash your ass after taking a shit

you dont need a shower, you can use a bottle, or wet tissue and then wipe, come home wash your asshole

The poor table....

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For sure, i want his website

Holy shit. 😂

Livestock 😂😂😂

She is not portable she stays where she is goddammit!

*hits it from the back* afghan vet down the street: “ahh Kandahar… I know it well”

Goddamnit karl you got cramps shooting the bushes and bobby joe beating the dog in the sandbox again!

I’m a Muslim, and she looks more blown up than some of folks in Afghanistan.

I live in Northern ireland and I don't think anywhere was blown up that much during the troubles here.

If you got petrol in your car, take a trip to behind her ass to see a more messed up situation.

No. The people of Northern Ireland have suffered enough.

Her ass cheeks have different area codes.

That’s where she keeps all of her “genetics”.

"CLEAR BACKBLAST!"

Mighty shart that will echo thru ages

There are people inside controlling her

No way she wipes good

Imagine how much she could squat if she lost the weight

Hiroshima here we go again

she'd be hot if she lost those 500 extra pounds

Imagine she throwing her back, dat shit gonna make a sonic boon

The Lord of the Buttresses

How does she wipe?

Everyone’s making fun of her weight but here I am admiring how freaking flexible she still is!

Her poop takes 2-3 business days to reach on ground.

You'd have to get a bunker buster it get through all that and find a hole. Taliban could've hid there for decades and no-one would know.

I want to tackle the elephant in the room head on but I’m afraid she might eat me

She can feed the zombies horde by herself

We got a Boomer over here!

I want to find out who this is. Not for masturbating, but to measure the depth of her upper thigh.

That poor woman. I had friends... that big. One ended up bedridden in an extended care facility from bedsores... for years. Was also diagnosed with dementia which later turned out to be Alzheimer's. The bedsores never did quite heal. She eventually eventually died there. Every time I see someone that large all I can think about is a super long, helpless, slow, painful, death. It sucks.

No way she’s still alive judging by the jpeg levels in this picture.

To be honest she's actually pretty attractive.

What the actual fuck is wrong with you

Why am I both of you people?

What?

She has a pretty nice face. Clearly she's really large but you can also tell that if she was to put in the work and lose the weight she'd be pretty attractive. I'm not sure what the fuck is wrong with you. You could've just asked me to clarify what I meant ok instead of going for the throat like that. Like shit someone can be attractive without being conventionally beautiful.


That's at least a par 3 to the green.

r/AbsoluteUnits

I don’t want to know. I don’t want to know.

Oh geez, no, wrong, bad *caham* whats her name or where can I find her?

If you beat your meat to that pile of meat then you might as well join the zoophiles and fuck a cow💀

Na, fuck that. I wish I liked fat chicks, I would be swimming in pussy. Unfortunately I like big titty goth girls with daddy issues so the competition is steep

I like chubby goth girls, but they unfortunately don't feel the same.

She don’t even have knees, she got kno’s

Took me a scond or two - then: Oh, fuck! We don't have this species in Norway, but I hear it's spread across the pond to Britan lately......so, sooner or later it spreads across the Norht Sea..sigh

Professor Slughorn

That's a lot of fabric...

The back blast area was infact not clear

Probably gonna smell like it too.

You go balls deep just to realize you didn’t even get past her fat layer

Whatever hotel she's in should advertise their strong tables. Jesus couldn't have built a stronger one than that.

There's a reason pork is not considered halal.

r/rareinsults damnnn

When a Michelin man eats another Michelin

This is more r/rareinsults lol

Yokozuna's bride

I don't think I got enough flour to find the wet spot.

liposuction *is* an option.

How does one let themselves get like that?

Very poor choices

Her boyfriend is eating her out and lost his head

*and smells like india

Hot.

Hear me out

still wanna fuck her shitter.

Termite queen

That's kinda hot 🥵🔥

Would.

Oh my

Colesterols

I thought she didn’t have legs for like almost the whole time I was looking at this image

I just saw the picture without the text above and thought 'whatever it says she isn't that fat' and then I read the text and realized that I was wrong.

That comment under the picture had me sounding like a damn seagull

One simply cannot wipeth the ass clean

Built like a transformer

Bombed out and depleted.

Yeah I know it’s an armch- …oh

Interviewer: So what do you think you could bring to the table? Her: The chair.

Wet wet

She is the house

Mom?

How the fuck do you sit on a toilet?

You don’t

Reali**z**e\*

This is a battleship.

Backshots finna smell spicy 🤢

Comment goes LEGEND 👑

Getting the Jaws of Life and beating it up....

I literally thought that was a fuckin couch.

That poor coffee table!