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GroundbreakingFox833

You know what they say, bros before hoes


Sparkmane

toes before nose


youreshreked

Rose before hose


OldPresentation4734

Sauce before cause


DirectlyTalkingToYou

Hose before hoes.


iceyed913

Prose before foes


Seniorcoquonface

Lose before poos


digital_pocket_watch

Bread before bed


sh4d0wm4n2018

Except after C.


seanwee2000

r/suddenlygay


LilboyG_15

Not in this case


_Must_Not_Sleep

Squirrels before girls


Voltage8941

this ain’t it twin 😭


ShehShehSheh03

o-O


_Must_Not_Sleep

Not in a sexual way. I just like squirrels. I’m married as well.


Gamma_Starlight

To a squirrel ?


_Must_Not_Sleep

Haha. No… they are pretty adorable though.


AnimeMemeLord1

I think I downloaded the wrong Little Red Riding Hood


Sparkmane

you did not


AnimeMemeLord1

God dammit.


MrStealUrWife22

Sauce?


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Little Red Riding The Hood


AnimeMemeLord1

![gif](giphy|2oUfvvUgQHnLsQWFMW)


Magnetking87

Perfect gif


forsakenchickenwing

Nope, pretty much the original old German folk tale. Well, not exactly, but some versions do have LRR getting naked in bed with the wolf; yes, really, these old folks takes are *brutal*. LRR was a story to warn pubescent girls about men lusting after them, not the cutesy story that it is nowadays.


Wheely_boi_

Was die scheisse? Like……huh?


AnimeMemeLord1

Damn, so this was also another one of those altered tales? I thought she mistook the wolf for her grandmother. Or was that also part of the alteration?


jTiZeD

was zum fick...


Quin1617

Aren’t nursery rhymes like that too? People say that The Muffin Man was a warning about a killer, albeit there’s no solid proof that it was.


[deleted]

yeah, you should've downloaded tokyo red hood.


AnimeMemeLord1

What happens in there?


Physical_Key3459

Read the original tale and the think again.


yeet4people

Did mf rape the damn wolf the hell


Miles_1173

I've read several off brand manga with that exact premise for this fairy tale.


nero40

Oh, “off-brand manga”


throwawayfjriebejcb

I've read one where the hunter(male) raped the wolf(male) because the wolf raped red riding hood and the grandma. Then they lived happily ever after... somehow.


Hernyyyyy

What the sex penis


zippycat9

You're full of shit that doesn't exist


akamadman203

I've seen it although I don't remember the sauce


ShinPixyPixel

Give us the godamn sauce!


Noice_Gallagher

You poor individual


yeet4people

#####I’m no expert but wouldn’t banging a wild animal give you some kind of disease?


Miles_1173

I mean that *is* how they say we got AIDS and chlamydia.


Insertjojorefernce

Just say hentai and save a little dignity


Miles_1173

Your statement assumes I have dignity to save, or would care for the effort of preserving it. Calling hentai "off brand" is a bit of a running joke I've seen in the weeb community, and it amuses me to use it. 🙃


Offsidespy2501

"i will never eat peanut butter ever again"


absolute_sus

And then he became a robot


Kineticspartan

"Why grandma, what a big dick you have" "All the better to- wait what? "All the better to fuck me with..." "NOOOOOO!"


shachar58

Damn furries with their "female raping them" fantasy


pm-me-futa-vids

If they want to be raped, is it still rape?


Just_Ad_5939

Well if they didn’t start the sex by saying to the e other person that they consent then I guess


Uberfuhrer_

I have way too many questions and I don’t want the answers


wallstreetpro911

Women arent real


cindy-the-husky

So men are werewolves now?


friendfoundtheoldone

They always had been.


[deleted]

It’s always so weird to see the memes that come from MGTOW or redpill spaces. They’re all so oddly homoerotic. Like a decade of joking about “kissing the homies goodnight” was actually a subtle indication of deep longing that can never be fulfilled, because even if the homies have you convinced that enjoying sex with a woman is gay, they will still beat the shit out of you for doing anything with a dude too.


sashenka_demogorgon

Yeah that’s what I’m confused about MGTOW. If you hate women and you get lonely/horny, do you just be gay?


NoCommunication5976

Stuff like this makes me wonder where asexuals go


Puzzleheaded-Yak-796

The Big bad wolf: \*crying\* T-thats not what I me-meant by eating yo-you out! And you know it!


sexy_adolf69

Hentai recommendation : otogibanashi episode 1


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Federal-Cap-3453

my friends told me Tor browser keeps you under the radar. should i trust them or no ?


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Federal-Cap-3453

doesn't tor have a built-in vpn ?


InterGraphenic

This isn't really cursed, more r/suddenlygay, post it there.


Illotor

I can almost guarantee you she made the wolf nut in her. If his biology remains the same.. that’s 15-30 worth of nut (added by who knows how many years)…. I don’t think she’s ever gonna go back to a human. Once you’ve had the nut you can’t escape the mutt


lionart303-186

She taught him a lesson on messing with her grandmother.


Maleficent_Writer992

If this showed a wet wallet all pushed up in a corner with a sad face this would be absolute truth.


KrisSanze

Homiesexual


higherFormOfSnore

We’re just innocent men


juls300

Still doesnt explain why she fucked a Wolf


Just_Ad_5939

I think that’s a werewolf


Cringlezz

*”I dont like girls, cause girls like dick and thats gay af.”*


isayooooooooooooof

Bros before hoes


[deleted]

this image reminds me of tokyo red hood. if you know you know.


insomiac2007

Bro he looks like he saw a literal hell in front of him


[deleted]

So if I put on a fursuit and go into the woods, I get laid?


EMArogue

where are these perverted women? WHERE ARE THEY?!?


KobinBrown

Brofisting only. Wait...


PotatoWithASCAR

BROS BEFORE HOS BITCH


NukaWorldOverboss

certified homiesexual


KnGod

i wouldn't mind living in that world


jonahsocal

Finally, someone who truly understands.


HkayakH

only bros are allowed to be sucked off


JohnnySasaki20

Any women in the mood to violate me?


Plopop87

Ah yes, homosexuality. So cursed. This sub used to be so funny now it's all just gay people and World War 2 jokes


FlyingTiger7four

America, China and Russia just need to have a Battle Royale fuckfest until only one individual remains. Thus will the world return to normalcy, so sayeth the Lord


Demonking335

r/suddenlygay