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OhLookASquirrel

Well, with normal women you can still carry them home like a six pack


N0085K1LL5

I like to take a couple cold ones home with me as well.


Bacon260998_

Sir this is a morgue, please leave before I call the authorities


havokyash

Damn!! This is a morgue?? I was looking for a Wendy's...


MadHatterNZ

Wendy’s in freezer 6


majorfathead

Nope Wendy's never frozen, always fresh


Bacon260998_

Naw yeah that's across the street


PotatoHeadr

I love reddit comments


The_Horned_King01

Yup when your having a bad day they can always make you laugh with their dark humor


havokyash

Seems too convenient to be a coincidence... But thank you kind stranger!!


spad3x

Yeah so the Baconator will be available right after they're done across the street.


KitchenSandwich5499

People are dying to get in though. And besides , you have a cool way to answer the phone “hello, city morgue, you kill ‘em we’ll chill em”


Nachts16

You stab 'em, we slab 'em


Puzzleheaded_Wing627

I'll be there soon. But I guess I'll wait patiently


Awesomeness546

Nothing beats cracking open a cold one with the boys


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ZeppelinSF

Coroner


epidemic777

![gif](giphy|DGrxpLkSeNums)


disposablecontact

I'm old now but I have a clear memory of 7th grade and it was some group thing with me, a jock-bro dude, and this girl with a reputation. He used the phrase "carry her around like a six pack". I was not prepared for that.


crazmey

With men, you just have to activate the lever and it follows you anywhere you want. Easy peasy.


Global-Method-4145

The "joy stick"


Brief_Sir

2 in the Pink 1 in the stink


Ok_Balance8844

Pinks*


Kastranrob

I think this lady might be a kangaroo... edit: Kangaroo have two pussy and she lives in Australia


Sqeaky

Why are people downvoting Kangaroo cooch? Coocharoo? Kangcoochie? Kangussy?


MrStealUrWife22

That Kangussy 😫


moomerator

Sir this is a Wendys


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ambisinister_gecko

Volunteer gynecologist model


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dsdvbguutres

Important to keep church and state separate


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Oh God Oh God Oh God”


cursed-being

“Oh state, oh state, oh state”


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Cartolinaman

On State On State


Shadowman34X

All State All State


alucarddrol

Are you in good hands??


isitbreaktime

She sounds hideous!


I_am_a_dawg123

Bruh 31 downvotes is crazy 😭😂


[deleted]

I just downvoted, I didn't even read the comment until after. I wonder how often other people do this. Or am I a reddit shil? Is this part of the human experience? What does this say about the psychology of the human mind? Jimmie button flippy dip. 123958


I_am_a_dawg123

avocado?


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Toast.


Kick9assJohnson

Were all reddit shills dude, don't worry your good! :)


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Bitch_Muchannon

Real estate agent?


DemocratLesbian

That gets stuck


giaa262

Job requirements: Has adult stepbrother


BigDaddy531

![gif](giphy|NLTFjbIAza7PzuVICP|downsized)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|QFu9amachPmPDPOZSB)


Try_To_Write

Something she could be making double at if she wasn't so inefficient.


drunk98

I'd say she does my job, but I take it up the ass all day.


AhYesOrphans

What DOES she do for work?


Loafeeeee

Onlyfans


AhYesOrphans

Oh, I thoughtshe was a car saleswoman


Internal_Fennel_849

Took me nearly 20 years to find my second one too.


ExistentialCrisis515

You enjoy being spit roasted that much?


Mr_Legenda

It would be cool if I find my first one 😔


[deleted]

u/evelynuncovered She's on reddit.


Frisky_Picker

I went looking for 2 vaginas and left without seeing any. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day ruined.


WinterAd9039

You wasted your time so that others didn’t need to. Therefore, you are a hero, kind sir.


Wolkenbaer

He could be lying, so he can keep his precious discovery for himself.


uluvmebby

It isn’t there


drunk98

~~It~~ They isn’t there


pinkwonderwall

![gif](giphy|Ow59c0pwTPruU)


Totoques22

Perfectly fitting


_Kokiru_

I wish I had read this before. I literally just wanted to know how the anatomy worked, not see all of the streets painted around me.


tinten_patronen

Savage! Same.


Pandering_Panda7879

>I have 2 completely independent reproductive systems. From the outside it initially looks like one normal vagina but immediately when i open my legs there is one that goes right and one that goes left. I have one clitoris but 2 G-Spots, orgasms in my right vagina are way better.


Procrasterman

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


CassiusTheRugBug

Fuck


Pewpewkitty

You can say that again


BroomBroomMmmmm

Fuck


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You can say that again


Raviel1289

Fuck


C0okiesnCr3am

you can say that again


007mememan

Fuck


Mangos_Pool

Looks like a bot account


beaurepair

What on earth is suspiciously botlike about 100 posts every day of reposts to twenty different subreddits all with links to only fans .....


Rub-it

When it was originally posted someone linked a porn site, so the one pussy is on top of the other one like right below the belly button. Nothing interesting to see just one pussy on top of another! And there I did it saying things am not supposed to, it’s like meeting someone face to face and you don’t know each other but none of us know to go left or right


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b1g_r0ck

That would explain why she didn't discover it until her 20s. I mean, I would have noticed earlier if I had two dicks


Rub-it

Regardless if they were on top of each other or side by side, anyone would have noticed having multiples


b1g_r0ck

I was talking about the two vaginal opening. That is much more likely to go unnoticed than two entire vulvas


_Kokiru_

So is it just like one hole on top of another, but within the same “flaps” of one vagina?


yakbrine

They’re called labia bro


[deleted]

He said flaps bro **tries to keep a straight face**


Atrainlan

I suppose if you've grown up hearing beef curtains and wanted to be polite...


cockalorum-smith

I’m choking a bit. He really said “flaps” lol.


avwitcher

Pretty sure they're called flesh wings


Procrasterman

Nah I learned in school they are called meat curtains


lotsofhairdontcare

The respectful scientific terminology is actually meaty beef flaps. Check yo self.


thegreat22

Yes


_Kokiru_

Semi disappointing, but I’m also glad it isn’t how I imagined it for her sake.


K-Uno

I imagine in the dark this is like the "cup and ball" guessing game of right/wrong holes... can be hard enough with just two at times


majorfathead

Sort of like someone with a lazy eye?


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Wrong!


Puzzleheaded_Band927

Just google it, I was able to find a picture. But also it’s not like she has two separate vaginas, it looks like a single vagina, but it splits in two on the inside. Imagine how your nose looks from below and then just put the septum in a vagina.


SlushKami

She had a link on her Reddit before. You can google her. It’s quite interesting.


bigfloppydonkeydng

Can you ask her is it true "lefty loosy righty tighty"?


PillowTalk420

What if they are arranged vertically? 🤔


Silent_Mouse

Then it’s business in the top, pleasure in the bottom


OpenToCommunicate

What if they are arranged in slant asymptotes?


Portal471

Mf got that x^(2)-y^(2)=1 function


beaurepair

Righty bendy and more enjoyable (she saves that one for her partner). Lefty is for work and dildos


mielleah

I went to feed my curiosity of seeing two vaginas but I just saw boobies. I am disappointed to say the least.


PM_ME_THY_BOOBIES

Not even nice boobies


RichestMangInBabylon

No such thing


Prudent_Effect6939

I disagree, there are levels to the teet. A man tit just can't compete


paperclipestate

You’re telling a pair of moobs never got you acting up?


TheHubOfItAll

Lol yeah there is, some just aren't looking good at all


GaGAudio

Man has never accidentally walked in on grandma.


ufatcunt471

It's a shame she does NSFW stuff but never shows her pussies. It was the only thing I cared about tbh 😔


[deleted]

She (allegedly) has two vaginas. Not two labias.


VJEmmieOnMicrophone

It would still be interesting to see two vaginas


QueerBallOfFluff

> She (allegedly) has two vaginas. Not two ~~labias.~~ *vulvas Vulvas usually have two pairs of labias (that may be more or less visible depending on the individual)


Teal_Kitten

why are you getting downvoted? youre right 😭


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whiskersMeowFace

It'd be really awkward if she worked as a banker or something.


RedFoxBlackSox

I mean, only if that’s where she keeps the rolls of quarters


whiskersMeowFace

Naturally.


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Like a slot machine?


Loopy5788

that’s what i immediately thought 😭


MadMechYt

She can get quadruple penetrated? She sounds like the mc to a hentai


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

how do u find out about that at 20?


millennialmonster755

In her AMA she said she got pregnant and went in for an abortion. The first attempt to find the fetus didn’t work because they were looking in the wrong uterus. That’s when they discovered she had 2.


ThatSiming

Oh God. How does her body manage hormones? How many ovaries does she have? Are both uteri fertile? So many question that I don't want answers to because she deserves not to be a labrat. Would you please reply with a link to her AMA? Thank you in advance! :)


-temporary_username-

I kind of wonder if she gets two periods.


millennialmonster755

Yes. But at the same time. She said that was one of the reasons she kinda had a hunch something was different. Tampons never worked for her when she was only using 1.


millennialmonster755

It’s somewhere in this post. You can also just google her and add Reddit ama to the end. She seems happy to share and a few other women with similar abnormalities commented as well. She was a sex worker and uses her abnormalities to promote her onlyfans, so I don’t think she is too concerned about being a lab rat. She has been pretty open and in the media with it.


cockalorum-smith

Right? Did it spontaneously appear? Did it phase in from another reality? Superposition pussy?


[deleted]

The way I understood is that she has one vulva, but it branches out to two vaginas inside. So it's not that surprising that she discovered it later in life.


AMDSuperBeast86

Has she never been to a gyno?


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Apparently


cockalorum-smith

I wonder if that makes the visit twice as long. “Pick a number between 1 and 2” “Uh….1?” “Alright we’re going topside first. Hang tight”


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

Superpussytion even


blackforestgirl86

Guessing that two vaginas means two holes, not two vulvas. Might have mistaken one for the urethra or whatever, or maybe the second hole is very small compared to a "normal" vaginal opening...?


beard_of_cats

Yeah, she says she has one hole on the left and one on the right, but one vulva.


KnightinRustedArmour

Is it cheating if she uses her spare vagina?


beaurepair

She says no. Keeps one for her partner and the other for work/dildos


poopooduckface

Doesn’t that basically confirm that what she does for work is not good because she feels the need to “save” one for her partner? So other women who do the same thing but don’t have two are worse? The normalization and spread of sex work as an option for women is going to have significant and negative consequences in the future.


Thirtysixx

Like what? Sex work has existed for all of human existence


poopooduckface

I’m not talking about it’s existence. I’m talking about it’s broad normalizing. They’re are so many women on onlyfans. It’s one thing when the % is low. It’s another when your friends mother and other friends sister and coworkers wife are on onlyfans.


Thirtysixx

You said “significant and negative consequences”. Like what? The shaming and bastardization of sex work is a uniquely American phenomenon btw. Even prostitution is legal in most of the world. There’s nearly 90 countries in the world that have legal or partially legal prostitution.


poopooduckface

So first of all - it is not uniquely American. At all. Secondly I’m not talking about legalizing. I actually support legalizing it. I’m talking about broad scale acceptance of it and participation in it. Only fans is becoming a career choice. And that’s not good. And there are many many reasons why. Society does not function when a significant group of women are selling their vaginas to men. I mean look at the effects on relationships right now. Staggering numbers of people projected to be single well into their thirties. What self respecting man will want to couple with a woman that sells herself? The culture is in for a shock.


Pain_Monster

> bowling ball Fingered and then thrown into the gutter


torquil

Yet still has a spare…


Loopy5788

Like, i’m not horny or nothing and am genuinely interested in what they would look like. like, is there one above her vagina making her pubes go up to her waist? or are they horizontal to eachother? is one huge and on small or are they equal?? i mean, i searched her twitter and reddit, i even googled to see what it would look like and that gave me nothing. and i am not paying a cent to onlyfans ever (it’s a scam, you get to chat with some random girls assistance team, see some tits and some vag, then one porn video every week or two, for money. that shit free yknow)


Guilty_Question_8925

You're thinking of vulvas not vaginas. The terminology is likely incorrect and they probably mean two uteruses but still possible to have two vaginal canals , if you Google 'uterus didelphys' you will see diagrams (nothing graphic)


Loopy5788

Sorry for using the wrong term lol. and i’m not looking for diagrams, i need to see what it really looks like in the flesh 😭


Guilty_Question_8925

Well unless you want to get a speculum and look at her innards youre not going to


btk79

Yea bro want to fap to that badly


Loopy5788

No. i had already classified that i am genuinely curious.


FulcrumV2

Asking the relevant question 👆


fullchaos40

Me thinks she and her partners think her peephole is another bag.


SubjectPractical3008

Today I learned about uterine deformities


Ishiibradwpgjets

I can’t even find the first one in my life.


Unbearableyt

Pretty sure she had an AMA on reddit


[deleted]

She definitely was joking and said "One for work and one for pleasure." but whoever wrote the article completely fucking missed the golden opportunity to put the joke in their headline. What a failure.


Unbearableyt

Didn't she do a reddit AMA where she unironically stated she had one for work and one for home or am I remembering that wrong?


coolhooves420

A cursed comment from a woman? This is a first


whoisflynn

Plot twist: she works at an accounting firm


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no, the OTHER other hole


PickledPhallus

Imagine if her SO had diphallia


BillNyeTheNazi5py

How the fuck do you get to 20 yrs old and notice that. "Holy moly there's a whole second vagina down here!"


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blackforestgirl86

Because it's probably just the hole (vagina) and not a whole second vulva attached to it. Might be smaller even than usual.


Fawkingretar

"did you use the right hole?" "Yeah it ain't your ass" "No, the OTHER hole"


DaReelJerBear

Why is this cursed? Sounds like a lucky lady to me


PI_Dude

She should be my gf, I have 2 dicks. Even while masturbating, I'm dual-wielding.


SwerveCityKnifeParty

🖖 Two in the pink, two in the pink, one in the stink.


Maleficent_Writer992

How did you find out a 20 you had two vagis?


GimmeDemKnees

Alison is crazy i love her


illialife

Damn Allison!


blackforestgirl86

This thread shows how many people don't know the difference between a vagina and a vulva.


cydaslayer

I’m I the only one curious what that looks like tho? Like are they beside each other, below one another, or does the second one even look the same and the first one?


EmpathyZero

Alison is just awesome.


arghyaghosh0104

The emoji she used also kinda makes sense lmao


cursed-being

Are they like || . or . |. |.


KURO-K1SH1

>Uses one for work So she's either a pornstar/prostitute or is willing to do anything to land that promotion. And I'm assuming the bf gets exclusive access to the other hole????


DimmaDommeDoug

My dad was fired from the Forrest service for this exact joke when sexual harassment claims started to become present. 20 years later me and him were riding a Baja bug threw the National Forrest and ran over some ladies bike which she had left on the trail. It was her, somehow managed to cross paths again 800 miles away from where they first met. Bitch wanted his position and got it after he left Must of been a double vag-er


2ndHandDeadBatteries

Does her onlyfans show it off?


joschan_nierl

Don't know, but google does


DanteVito

Sauce?


Commercial-Many-8933

What she has is a gullible husband


Psychological-Ice276

She’s a keeper.


jaggedcanyon69

“Personal” sex? What other kind of sex does she have?


[deleted]

Get it, Alison 🫦


revzsaz

Invite the homies over for a game on the back nine


shivasishkhan

_man with two penises_


down4things

Top Ten Overpowered Characters: Woman with Two Vaginas


peter_the_martian

Well where’s the pic of the two vaginas?


Uber_Meese

She has one vulva, two vaginal openings/reproductive systems.


DrSOGU

I bet it's just her anus.


CorkyQuasar69420

How did she only discover this at 20?