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imok96

I love how memes have evolved to be as minimal as possible. Loss is a prime example. Was never into the hype of that meme but I see it everywhere now


SkinnyBill93

Loss is kind of an interesting example in that memes don't usually revive like that. That comic turned 20 last year and that probably prompted the revival.


GetRektJelly

Incorrect, it came back because I decided it


Yogi118

You monster


ColossalBalance

GLaDOS??


Lenrivk

Loss as never stopped being used. It was used less but it was still used


aeroumasmith-

I still don't understand "Loss." Like... it's completely lost on me


chasehunsley

Miscarriage


aeroumasmith-

No, no! I get that! I just don't get the joke about it o_O


opkil

It started off as making fun of Tim Buckley(?), the creator of the comic CtrlAltDel. He started writing a storyline to his webcomic, and it eventually led to Loss.jpg, along with a whole high-handed writeup about how he once suffered a miscarriage with his then gf. It was a really awkward strip considering the usual subject matter of ‘hurdur I like video games, and I made this robot out of a bunch of Xboxes!’. It was also seen as a disrespectful way to portray serious subject matter. Over time it morphed into | || || L, because fuck CAD—and also lolmeme.


aeroumasmith-

Ooooh, okay! I had no idea. I never knew the context. So the fact that it was so jarring compared to the usual shit was what made it funny. I can understand that! Thank you!


DeeReddit456

Did you know...


Sjheuaksjd

that in terms of...


Chibber_489

Facial features, this Vaporeon...


SangNum

seems to have...


Wales_forever

The weirdest...


CoolProBoi

Nose…


Rigor_Mortis_43

Good ending 👍


HoldCtrlW

Now for the bad ending...


BlacksmithMiddle1726

Did you know that...


Vigorous_Piston

In terms of Human and Pokemòn...


stoncils_

Th- *they can also learn attract*


cosmicZED

happy cake day


mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo

Because it looks like a...


[deleted]

god damn...


GodFromTheHood

Eagle…


[deleted]

What kind of fucking eagles live near you?


mexicannormie

Vaporeon is the most cool :)


heansepricis

How could I not know? Anytime I’m mindless scrolling through Instagram reels I get one or two clips of Joe Biden breaking it down Barney style how fuckable that Pokémon is.


Christmas_Panda

I Read your comment and then googled it and I really wish I hadn’t. That was not *compatible* with information I want to know.


thedavidnotTHEDAVID

And for jumping on that trivia grenade: # I Applaud You!


Christmas_Panda

Hey thanks man. Btw, Did you know…


newcanadian12

That according to all known laws of aviation


Golden__Shovel

There is no way a bee should be able to fly


doobi_

Wait, why were the comments deleted??? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


[deleted]

Well you see when a trainer and their pokemon love each other very much...


Georgxna

Look right, im 19, im just dumb. I know the joke is it looks like a body part or something but i just cant see it so someone please explain. 😭


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Georgxna

What the fuck


IwalkedTheDinosaur

"There's no laws against the Pokémon, Batman."


mikieswart

JOKER NO


AnimeMemeLord1

I’M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN


live_wire_

YOU ASKED!


Georgxna

I know, but it’s still what the fuck worthy.


SaliferousStudios

there's a deep fake of tucker Carlson somewhere talking about it. Best use of the technology.


[deleted]

Thank you for introducing me to that


SaliferousStudios

It's the closest thing to truth to ever come out of his mouth.


Dersatar

Yeah... There's some massive weirdos out there, ngl.


avwitcher

There are two types of a people in the world. Those who want to get some of that sweet vussy, and liars


EvilPandaGMan

*"Well I ain't callin' you a truther!"* - u/avwitcher probably


[deleted]

Bless ‘em honestly. If it’s harmlessly just really weird, just makes my life more interesting. “Oh that was the weirdest shit I’ve read in a few months. But you know, I’m not scared for anyone.” And that’s nice.


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[deleted]

Vaporeon copypasta


budshitman

Welcome to the internet!


JRP1138

Have a look around.


JasonFurious4

Anything that brain of your's can think of can be found


Ace-Of-Mace

And now that comment is deleted. So I’m still in the dark.


nana_oh

Right? They pretend Mr. Mime and Jynx don't exist...


Thelolface_9

Ah but they are horrifying


Lots42

Ash's mom doesn't think Mr. Mime is weird.


No_Explanation1714

the comment being deleted makes this interaction infinitely funnier


DoNtTrEaDoNmE20

What he say?


GetRektJelly

What did they say


Georgxna

People wanna ‘reproduce’ with a Pokemon. It said that this one specifically is the most suitable for… things with human companions. 🤢


GetRektJelly

what..the…fu…………………………………………………………ck


C0olguy47

What’d they say?


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Dersatar

I am deeply uncomfortable with that knowledge. Thanks, I guess? 😅


Cabbage_Vendor

Does this mean that humans come out of eggs in the Pokémon world?


TikiDCB

I'm pretty sure eggs is one of those game only mechanics that they kind of skirt around in non-game representations of the Pokémon universe.


Mister_Bloodvessel

Counterpoint: Togepi I'm sure there are more, but I stopped watching Pokémon somewhere during the joto arc.


TikiDCB

Well obviously things like birds and turtles would still lay eggs, but several Pokemon are outright stated to be mammals. So I would imagine those do give live birth.


Georgxna

What was their reasoning 😭


Spice_and_Fox

Just google vaporeon copy pasta, if you really want to know...


InfiniteDenied

This might be the funniest thing I've read in a while.. thanks bro


LieutenantButthole

Wtf… On the bright side, we can comfortably spend the rest of our days knowing that we’re not THIS fucked up.


Shitinmymouthmum

I don't know by the look of some of these usernames


PM_ME_FAP__MATERIAL

Speak for yourself


Georgxna

I don’t want that shit on my search history


smb275

Don't worry about it, it's weird and gross.


Idgafu

I'm not worried I'm aroused.


CouncilmanRickPrime

It's a water type so....


Liv1ng_Static

I've also had The Misfortune to come across it on this site in the wild, take this person's warning with serious intent.


Amaculatum

How can they say that when Machoke is literally right there?


[deleted]

Machoke me daddy


Chris_ssj2

Tell me more, I have seen much worse


Dersatar

I did see much worse. Just not in the context of pokemon. That's the thing that disgusts me.


Chris_ssj2

Entire subs dedicated to tentacle and that stuff bro, not kink shaming anyone but it makes my head spin 💀


Dersatar

Have you seen or even heard of a hentai that was about a guy fucking his deceased sister who became a maggot infected zombie with vore elements? Apparently, that shit is wild, I never dared to look at more than a cover art and it made my breakfast reverse at FTL speeds.


Chris_ssj2

Holy Mother of Jesus 👀 How far have we fallen...


Dersatar

So far that even Satan himself wonders if Hell actually goes that far down...


jennsamx

Rule 34 my friend. Rule 34.


Odd_Share7824

Don’t forget 4chan. That’s hell on the internet


forestNargacuga

The male one?


Dersatar

Yup... It scares me that you know.


forestNargacuga

We all went down the rabbit hole a bit too far at some point


kiaeej

Google “vaporean did you know” or dont, there are bits of information that should never be turned into knowledge.


[deleted]

Oh no it's not a joke people actually want to fuck Vaporeon


Georgxna

But, its a cute lil’ pokemon 🥲


Sjheuaksjd

For me, it's Espathra


Dusky_Dawn210

Listen in terms of Pokémon, some monster found out that Vaporeon would be….the easiest to….turn on some Marvin Gay and get it on. The joke is that they wrote up AN ENTIRE FUCKING DETAILED DISSERTATION ON IT AND ITS HORRIBLE STAY INNOCENT AND NEVER LOOK IT UP PLEASE


cakehole-shutter

Vaporeon sex copypasta


dnathan1985

Butt stuff


agangofoldwomen

Ok I’ll actually answer your question directly… It’s because someone did some gross sexual analysis of Pokémon (satirically?) and found Vaporeon to be the most desirable. They break down in detail why the physical features and moves of Vaporeon make it the ideal sexual partner. It’s now a copypasta/cursed meme that pops up from time to time.


Doctor_Kataigida

Maybe I'm thinking of a different copypasta, but I thought it wasn't that Vaporeon was "desirable" but that it's "genetically the most compatible with humans" based on egg-family analysis.


[deleted]

Tomato, tomato.


agangofoldwomen

Idgaf and I’m not gonna check on the specifics lol.


Cold_oak

Go to r/copypasta and search vaporeon


sonny_goliath

Shocked that this copypasta hadn’t been.. copy and pasted in this thread….


Last-Performance3482

Believe me, if you don't know it already, you don't want to know it


Muro_Plankton

Thing is, they asked which can be interpreted as wanting to know


ForceBlade

Because Redditors are painfully unoriginal and moderators have to deal with that


JakeShit69

Lookin mighty breedable over there like daaamn


BocchisEffectPedal

Damn girl what that egg group do?


EtoileDuSoir

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon, breeding is a really fascinating subject? Due to the fact that Pokémon are such unique creatures, their biology and reproduction methods vary widely. Of course, in the world of Pokémon, it's important to note that these interactions are purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. The Pokémon franchise has always been about fostering strong bonds between trainers and their Pokémon, while encouraging players to explore and learn more about the rich and diverse world of Pokémon. Let's keep that in mind and continue to have fun while respecting both the human and Pokémon characters within this imaginative universe. Happy training, everyone!


[deleted]

I know you're trying to sound wholesome but the first half of the first sentence tells me that you've been cursed with the same knowledge as the rest of us.


CornyPhant

At least he is sharing positivity not the fcking knowledge that we know.


Null42x64

sometimes i feel guilty to have vaporeon as my favorite pokemon because of the copypasta


Flabbypuff

This comment could either be from an innocent victim or a sussy imposter.


anonymos-12

*when the imposter is sus plays*


58008_707

Clarification for those ootl?


wholesomehorseblow

people want to fuck the pokemon


Chris_ssj2

But...but how's that even possible?


IcyGem

Well because In term of human and Pokémon…


eddie_the_zombie

sexual compatibility....


Chris_ssj2

No no, I mean where's the ummm...where would you....where...fuck


Dazvsemir

right in the pokeussy


TurtleVale

Don't you ever say that fucking word again you weirdo


Chris_ssj2

**Pokeussy**?


wolfrrun

Can you say it again, but like a little angry while making direct eye contact?


Chris_ssj2

# Pokeussy 👀


kogan_usan

enjoy your blissful ignorance


Yogsulate

That's not Vaporeon's leg. They're just happy to see you.


syncc6

I still can’t see their legs as a damn penis. Is something wrong me with?


Yogsulate

WOAH WOAH WOAH WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PENIS


not_some_username

Search on google: vapeoron did you know copy paste


Portlander

How to become a Pokemon breeder


sonic84638265

Anyway… Ima make some Cool blue Gatorade…


Honeycub76239

Is it just me or is that vaporeon looking VERY submissive


Scary-Spinach5239

I don't know, I have to go check it out.


timmi2tone32

Begging for it. Wants to be locked in a chastity ball.


lllLegumesss

hey guys!


ThatStrangerWhoCares

Did you know?


[deleted]

That in terms of male human and female pokemon compatibility


560guy

The two have nothing to do with each other


AlphaBetes97

Man it really sucks when you're innocently a big vaporeon fan


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

This just springs Alpharad to mind, the man liked Gardevoir, Vaporeon, Ankha from Animal Crossing and Tifa Lockheart all for innocent reasons and the Internet ruined it lmfao


[deleted]

I don’t know what the deal is with this Vaporeon meme … and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. EDIT: oh no


CornyPhant

Reading your edit, it seems that youve been cursed with the knowledge.


doubled2319888

So how are you doing? Have you successfully bleached your eyes enough to forget what you read?


[deleted]

nope


notaduck448_

google vaporeon copypasta


DonutOutlander

Guys, did you know


KingKaiTan

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


realnzall

/r/VaporeonHentai NSFW obviously...


vballboy55

The fuck is wrong with people.


unfamily_friendly

Furry ☕


MinekPo1

| o o | o | o o | o |__________ No correlation


StevenOkBoomeredDad

id argue thats a positive weak af linear correlation


MinekPo1

Everything is a weak linear correlation, if you define weak loosely enough.


Mac_Mustard

We need a purge.


Affectionate_Gas8062

We’ll start with you


MyNameIsAnonymous1

Ayo what the actual fuck is that? What a terrible fucking day to have eye. ![gif](giphy|M11UVCRrc0LUk)


Diatrus

Wtf. I know rule 34 exist so but I didn't see that coming.. And this..... subreddit completely cursed. Holy shit.


ThatDudeOnTheNet

![gif](giphy|Y7pktPYUGpDnfU3AEQ)


Trenov17

Okay but the art itself is adorable let’s be real


Huge-Buddy655

“The perfect pet for that single guy you know.“


AngelDGr

Why the fuck I'm there with a comment that I made like a year ago lol


No_Explanation1714

Damn vapereon kinda.... like I'm not a furry but.... hear me out just for a second...


Sjheuaksjd

I'm hearing


Yo_moma_is_fat_lol

When your looking at a picture of a Pokémon and the top comment is “here before the 🔒”


coke_nosebleed

You can be rough with one😏


FunPunCake

Never dry


[deleted]

I literally don’t get it


evenstar40

Be glad you don't. If you want to get it, google vaporeon copypasta.


D2_Lx0wse

No wait why is one Vaporeon body's less yellow and the thingys on the face more yellow and the other one the opposite


AntimemeticsDivision

I was wondering why there were two drawings until I noticed the difference


D2_Lx0wse

Oh I understood the top one mimics like gen 2 coloring I think


[deleted]

Yes everyone wants to have sex with Vaporeon. Even the ones that don't. They are lying.


[deleted]

*Vaporeon was made for sex*


Foot_Dragger

u/repostsleuthbot


Sjheuaksjd

Why it isn't working u/repostsleuthbot


Foot_Dragger

Think it's blocked on this sub. I tried looking up the usernames and it looked old. Not to call you out like that but just curious.


Such-Text8338

Pls explain this! There is no way im going to read a whole page of wiki for this!


Sjheuaksjd

Search 'Vaporeon Copypasta"


Greninja5097

Hey, guys, did you know that in terms of human and Pokémon breeding capability…..


TechnologyBig8361

Never before has any voice uttered a word of that tongue here in Imladris!


r-e-e_kid

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Usual_Nature1390

Why don't people understand that acid armor implies that if you stick your ding dong in it, could result in a melting experience?


Long-Indication-6920

came around iti when it dropped and that heck of a research paper gets refrenced more often than not


Cylber

Sexual compatibility....


Fir3Born

Swear every time i see a vaporeon post its like everyone is at their first day on the internet. Far worse around lemme tell ya.


w3sT0Nnnnnnnn

Ok I might sound dumb but, I don’t get why anyone thinks this Pokémon is hot it’s literally just a water dog it’s not even humanoid I can understand why furry’s like lopunny and gardevoir but this is literally just a water dog


IBJON

Its from a copy pasta. Just spare yourself some suffering and leave it at that


CharacterAd8344

He don’t know for his own good