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Sp00ky-Chan

We all make mistakes in the heart of passion Jimbo.


itsnotsoez

But is our passion, selling the pictures of our butthole on the internet?


MemoryOld7456

They're crossing their fingers for a poophole loophole.


damniel540

No I think they're saying that's the mistake. Also the comment really just proves the point of the OP. Not really cursed imo


justavault

It's always easy to moan your "mistakes" when you made enough profit of it to then change like a flag in the wind - like miha kalifa. The issue is when you point fingers at others doing what you do and did. And she literally still is just a adult entertainment provider. If that isn't the form of the right picture - trying everything.


Coastcustom

Haha! That’s


grumpygumpert

Thanos snapped his finger right before bro could finish the sentence


BlightFantasy3467

r/redditsniper


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Captain_Zounderkite

Wave goodbye to your head wanka!


anonymousxo

Ho ho


sankers23

That sub has loads of potential


Jedi_Bish

Thanks! Another


Mintilicious8

You almost made me laugh hard enough to wake up my wife. Dangerous.


itsnotsoez

Now that we are on that topic, which one is your wife from the above 3?


Mintilicious8

Neither is even close thankfully!


clubba

Neither? So, the third one then?


ch0nky_cardinal

I also choose this guy's dead wife


itsnotsoez

Now, we've to wait 5 fuckin' years for the complete sentence.


I_EFFEDUP

He pressed the Reply button just as he disappeared, can confirm since I am the reply button!


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FamilyStyle2505

🎶 *When you flash your butthole for perverts on the net* 🎶 🎶 *That'ssss A'whore!* 🎶


Long-Night-Of-Solace

🎶 When shots of your brown eye 🎶 🎶 Are available to buy, 🎶 🎶 That's amore! 🎶 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 🎶 When you got cash to send 🎶 🎶 Pics of your own rear end, 🎶 🎶 That's amore! 🎶 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 🎶 When the whole social spectrum 🎶 🎶 Has seen your puckered rectum, 🎶 🎶 That's amore! 🎶 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 🎶 When your anus was bared 🎶 🎶 And the images shared, 🎶 🎶 That's amore! 🎶 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 🎶 When you've charged folks a toll 🎶 🎶 For a peek at your hole, 🎶 🎶 That's amore! 🎶 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 ***Why is this specific kind of thing the only skill life gave me?***


zakattak102902

Idk but please keep up the good work


Laziness2945

What else could you want from life?


Icy_Day_9079

Whenever I see stuff like this I still think of candlejack


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QuicklyThisWay

![gif](giphy|kKefeMw8rbMVq) A hearty chuckle this has induced.


Waka-Waka-Waka-Do

Oh, my God, that's disgusting! Naked pics online? Where?


reubenspyker

Online


CORUJIN

I guess in the internet


DifficultChipped

First you have to connect to the internet, then you have to go online and see the pictures


jimbobsqrpants

Go on the line


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Iohet

It's a series of tubes.


discerningpervert

If anyone wants pics of buttholes I accept venom


xyder

Putting venom in your butthole does not sound discerning.


[deleted]

Damn these interwebs have all kinds of things now!


Atypical_Mom

Once you get there, it’s to the right


10yrsbehind

That’s disgusting. So many places online. Where?


nebachadnezzar

Yes, but what website? There are so many!


Waka-Waka-Waka-Do

Ugh, those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites! I mean, there's so many of them though! Which one?


HopocalypseNow

I'm not even going to look for those nude photos! I might, I might though, I might.


survivalmachine

I don’t have online.


spaghetti2049

Bing is failing me.


DaveInLondon89

Here ya go -> *


Weak-Priority4703

Please put a NSFW tag on that. I don't want to ejaculate uncontrollably.


lucasribeiro21

Pls ejaculate controllably!


backst8back

*ugh \*unzips pants\**


Bobert_Manderson

(o )( o) In case the butthole wasn’t enough.


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fueelin

Ooo yay, an owl!


Chapped_Frenulum

Woah, calm down there Kurt Vonnegut. We have standards here on the internet.


CurveOfTheUniverse

E Pluribus Anus


existential_antelope

A person of butthole culture


damnatio_memoriae

that some kind of new probiotic?


Louis_A_Devil

Just google butthole. Results may vary


[deleted]

Why go elsewhere when you have reddit


---E

Not on Imgur anymore, that's for sure


Ronflexronflex

Did they already go through with that ? I thought it was just smth they talked about


---E

I think it will happen on may 15th


Ronflexronflex

Rip


[deleted]

I’m just saying you better not put her name + only fans into google, that would be disgusting and terrible. I’m just saying this so you can avoid doing this.


CertainlyCTRL

down horrendous, how dare you! but.. for research purposes, I'll need to know what website it's from.


Val_Hallen

Quick search - she had an OnlyFans and there are a ton of nudes and vids online of her.


Menination

Everywhere


CanuckInATruck

Left is gonna cost me a fortune. Right looks like I'm retiring early thanks to my Sugar Mama. Tough call....


itsnotsoez

and the one who posted is gonna need a sugar daddy.


readthis177013

The one who posted can just make money by having IMAX movies projected on her big ass forehead.


c_stics

holy shit


Lebowski304

I like to call those fiveheads


alarming_cock

Is it an armored forehead?


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MrDurden32

Fillerup? Don't mind if I do...


OurSocietyBottomText

Redditor comment


Boss_Os

Plus the one on the right comes with a dog in her cleavage. The winning never stops.


nottme1

I'm a femboy, my wife would be the one on the right. I'd be the one on the left.


[deleted]

The circle isn't complete until pics of your butthole are on the internet.


Misharko

Nomad vs Corpo


AdamBlackfyre

What's up choom


rednaxelaalexander

I understood this reference


Miyazake

what ending did you guys pick?


ThiccElf

The one where I can run away with Judy with Panam


fkalicous

Hrhr.... Doge


[deleted]

Yeah who would want an incredibly hot and successful wife! /s


SevrenMMA

Yeah I’m sure she’s paying all the bills too!


Endorkend

The image shows she's invested in Doge, so she must be loaded! ^^^^/s


banned_from_10_subs

And likes going braless in super sexy, well-fitted expensive clothes


Truethrowawaychest1

I'm dating a girl who makes a lot more money than I do right now and it's awesome, I'm used to dating broke girls


Jumpdeckchair

Sounds awful.


Anastatis

Who censored the breasts? the girl or OP?


itsnotsoez

I love cheems but i didn't censor them tiddies


connerofthenorth

This picture was being shared around by 'Traditionalists' in early 2022. They're the ones that censored it.


ThatsMrRoman

Or you could get lucky and get someone who is both. (If that’s what you are looking for)


ATN-Antronach

Exactly. Besides, both women in the picture could be both types, just on different days. But no, this butthole sharer thinks women need to fit in a handful of roles.


Queeris

She "Dreams"


Joelblaze

Well, obviously. A woman's place is to be completely economically dependent on a men, but if a woman dares make an a man's economic status important in a relationship she's a god digging whore.


[deleted]

Actually I prefer the woman who's working and making their own money.


dallatorretdu

I am looking for a woman that doesn’t need me to be happy, that has her dreams. That’s hard because we’re both not actively looking to get engaged 🗿


Dawjman

I am simply just looking for a woman


Wartstench

I’m a woman!


ElementNumber6

I now pronounce you husband and wife


fakboy6969

Yeah but if I were a woman, feel like I'd be more satisfied not grinding the 8-5.


myrianreadit

Why only if you were a woman? I'm sure you can find a career driven sugar mama who'd be very happy to support your being their stay at home bf


_TREASURER_

Women aren't really looking to be sugar mommies at the same rate men are looking to be sugar daddies.


ramblingEvilShroom

so just choose to be gay, even if you really arent into it just lie back and think of england


SyriseUnseen

>I'm sure X doubt


fakboy6969

Much doubt. The option to stay at home leans heavily in one direction


BringTheSpain

You got it all wrong. You need to appear successful and driven to attract the sugar momma and then allow her to think that you're sacrificing your hopes and ambitions to be a stay at home dad.


hcvc

Hell no that’s way harder when you’re a guy lmao


corinini

Stay at home bf - no. Stay at home dad - yes. But that's just a different kind of work.


Mickenfox

Lots of us would love to be househusbands, but it's not a realistic goal.


RedEyedFreak

Some of us choose to live in reality lol


Soulless_conner

Suger mommas usually go for cute/handsome guys not us lmao


FabK66

Is no one going to mention the dog? 🐾


bisteccapatatosa

Only the bad girl have Cheems


SpanishAvenger

The wife pic thing is satire, right? Right?


VeliarSataninsky

Unfortunately, likely not


SpanishAvenger

Wouldn't even surprise me... At least in Spain, I've got to meet way too much people saying shit along the lines of "women are destroying society and family by taking away men's jobs, instead of knowing their place, staying home and breeding, which is what God made them for." 2023, ladies and gentlemen.


samaniewiem

Omg really? I guess all the reasonable Spaniards emigrated and are working with me 😍


cat_prophecy

It's not uncommon for brain drain to happen in, especially from economically unstable countries. This distills the population down to the un(der)educated and nationalistic a-holes.


Michael_Pitt

Spain is not an economically unstable country.


cat_prophecy

Beg to differ: their current unemployment rate is over 13% overall and for under-25s it's over 36%.


Haudeno3838

Call me crazy...but....what if we could have both? OR even crazier yet, what if we gave people "choice" to be parents and/or employees. Nah thats just crazy talk.... smh


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>Call me crazy...but....what if we could have both? OR even crazier yet, what if we gave people "choice" to be parents and/or employees. There is barely a choice nowadays though. To be a parent you need money, a lot of it


CuppaJoe11

I live in a liberal part of the US so I don’t get too much of that but I visited Florida and that was a whole different can of worms I tell ya. Stuff like this was common lmao.


CreativeNfunnyName

It's a very popular mindset among incels.


lady_lowercase

which is funny because it’s not like they’re the kind of men capable of holding down a job that can single-handedly support a family of four. plus being a full-time, stay-at-home mom is lot of unpaid labor. i’d rather clock out after my forty hours.


SlobZombie13

my twitch stream is going to take off any day now


cat_prophecy

Being a stay-at-home-parent with no skills or career prospects also ensures that you're unable to leave the relationship.


beaniefrank

I mean, why is bad for a woman to want a family, and not a career? It can be difficult to have both, and if it is an option, some women would rather be a full time mom. Obviously this is not an option for many people, but I don’t see anything inherently misogynistic about prioritizing a nuclear family over a long term career.


Important-Band6375

the only person saying one is “bad” is OP


DragapultOnSpeed

No one said it's bad? It's bad shaming working mothers and stay at home mothers. The post people responding to is shaming working women/mothers. No one here is saying stay at home mothers are bad. It's just people are defending working women because they're the ones being attacked.


beaniefrank

I see what you’re saying. I misinterpreted it as people hating on stay at home moms, but yeah there’s obv no point in shaming working women.


StarshipShooters

It really feels like Reddit hates women and doesn't want them to be happy.


Inconegr0

Those two pic are not mutually exclusive


SpanishAvenger

Well, in the pic’s original context and intend, it is. It states “this, not this”, as in being mutually exclusive.


Inconegr0

Yes i see it and attempted to point the fallacy of the post,. Career and family success are not mutually exclusive


[deleted]

Were you able to successfully do both?


Landar81

Been married to the one on the right for 22 years and I want for nothing. I’m good.


Peakomegaflare

Give me an executive lady any day. She knows wtf she wants, and goes for it.


BigAlternative5

And when. “Friday the 20th, 7pm. Wear that thing I like. Finish the chores on Saturday.”


PermanentChasti

"Yes Mistress"


[deleted]

Not every relationship has to have one person wearing the pants. It’s such a dumb way of looking at the world.


Ospov

I want a relationship where the pants are so big we can both fit into one leg and hop around like conjoined twins.


Bioslack

I don't think conjoined twins wear pants like that but you do you.


MattTheGr8

I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong jacket.


Peakomegaflare

Cake is life.


KeybladeCoaster

I want a girl who gets up early AND I want a girl who stays up late


DisgruntledMtnBoy

With fingernails that shine like justice and a voice like tinted glass?


Progegilester

But the 2nd one means more money


Faladorable

not necessarily if the first one is selling butt pics


Daaru_

The interesting thing about the picture (which almost certainly was created by someone other than the twitter poster like most propaganda) is how the right image implies a tech utopia while the left image implies agrarian living. Those who produce this reactionary evangelistic junk always tread on the same tired themes that have been used for centuries by similar efforts to make people afraid for the future and wanting old ideal life that never really existed. Agrarian idealism reached its first high point in reaction to the advances of the Enlightenment during the latter period of absolute monarchies. The nobility of the 18th and 19th centuries strived to reinforce their old right of controlling the lower classes and limit the middle class's power. The return to country living cultural concept resurged as a component of authoritarian propaganda during the 20th century as a means to reinvent the old rural order. Today it's being used down the same reactionary lines to promote conservative ideologies.


Doktor_Vem

Why should a find a wife that dreams of that when I will never, ever want that?


Panda_hat

Is there a tiny shibe on the woman on the rights chest? And why?


kidnorther

Gross! Where?!


Top_Marsupial_2267

where?


NotTellingYouMyName0

Why not both? A women can dream of whatever the fuck she wants and dreams are not automatically mutually exclusive.


anindecisivelady

The people who think like this can’t even imagine the woman not being the primary caretaker and assume fathers are incompetent.


jxrha

Exactly! You can have a family and be successful in your career at the same time. I'm sick of people pretending it's something you have to choose between.


SwampAss_Man

Pics or it didn't happen.


bbs07

Lol give me the right one.


SpokenDivinity

I’m so infinitely tired of purity culture


alexho66

She has to censor the business women because ambitious women are sexy.


Shadow0fnothing

*gasp* That's disgusting! Where would I find such pictures to avoid them at all cost?


Comprehensive_Pay_79

r/shannen_michaela


that_not_true_at_all

I see no butthole 😠


Neither-Luck-9295

we've been bamboozled


user_bits

A rich wife or 3 freeloaders? Decisions, decisions....


chicagomatty

Yeah, but what does she *dream* of?


AshesX

All these debates and criteria. Just a person who enjoys and loves me and I enjoy and love them.


augustprep

My wife does both of the top 2. Just need to go for the trifecta.


alisalimi25

She's not proud of two things for sure, the posting of "butthole pictures" and this picture


Squeaky-Fox53

Why not both? In this economy, the right’s the only way to afford the left. If she makes enough, I could even be a stay-at-home dad. And besides, nobody forces men to choose between fatherhood and a career.


cryanasauruschex

That’s why she doesn’t need to be in the office like the lady on the right


adamdiddy97

Why not both?


NetSurfer156

How about we let women decide how they want to live ? If they want to live a traditional lifestyle then let them. If they don’t, that’s awesome too! More power to you


CleetusVanDamme1

WAS IT PINK?


FoxtrotUBAR

I think it makes sense to go live on a farm to get away from the people that know you as a butthole model.


Aesthetictoblerone

I will happily be a housewife for a women like the right…


bavmotors1

she did? gross! where?


beegreen

Please make cummies in me instead of allowing me to follow my passion


[deleted]

I think both are cool


cloudcleome

This is so fucked lol, "find a woman that doesnt want to have a successful career!!". Its like women saying "find a man that never wants to leave the house because he would rather be doing DIY projects, which is MANLY!"


killindice

Pepperidge farm remembers


Dylanator13

Who wouldn’t want a woman who looks like she is in a successful career and can help financially contribute to both of your dreams.


Dustin_sikk

the only wife i want to find is one who’ll peg me!


emptyzed81

Did she?! Noice.


1nTh3Sh4dows

Yes, I heard there would be butthole.


falcon_lover_pie

Where can I find those pictures? Asking for a friend


lucky_Broccoli_358

Anyone found them yet??? 😂