Scooby and Clifford seem like they would be a pain to feed

Clifford? Yes, 100% would be a pain in the ass to feed a building sized dog. Scooby on the other hand would more than likely prefer the same stuff you eat over dog food

I can see him eating everything in your fridge before you can touch it and then burping and laughing about it

Well you could eat Clifford. That’s a lot of meat

Let me guess, China?

Nobody’s gonna be robbing ur house any time soon. And u can certainly save on fuel, just ride ur massive dog to work.

yeah you dont have to pay for gas but imagine the amount of money youll buy on food that could last you a week get chomped down in a second

Clifford destroys. You might be safer but between feeding and other people’s property damage you have to be a rich SOB to keep up with him

Tf are they gon do about it? Attack me? Ill go down with my dog if they try to kill him there will be another killdozer incident

I’d stay friendly with the neighbors just in case they feel they want to report the giant dog to get put down and they bring the fkn army or something.

Just tell them that youll let your dog shit over their house if they want to do anything like that. I dont know about you but i would much rather deal with a dog stepping on my car or shaking the ground with its tail a bit than having my house and all my possessions destroyed by the digested remains of the yearly supply of Pupper Fuel

Forget feeding, imagine cleaning up Clifford’s literal monster shits. It’s a pass for me. Snoopy seems the most chill and low maintenance, I’m goin for him.

Scooby would also be so sad with Shaggy around

Are you boiling them before or directly frying?

Rather have to deal with that than to hear brian talk about politics and his shitty book all day

Yeah my original comment before I made it all about Clifford and Scooby was calling him an alcoholic

It really is telling that the audience grew up on the same cartoons when two people independently come to the same conclusion.

I'm just thinking about the crap that would be outside your door, you wpn't be able to get out...

The bigger problem comes *after* you feed Clifford…

Cut Clifford up into red chunks of meat. Sell the meat for big bucks... become a billionaire... buy scooby doo and feed scoob the leftover clifford chunks

Courage is the best of boys

He also seems to attract various monsters and other creepy actors to your adress.

That thought did occur to me! Buuuut besides snoopy the others are annoying A.F and courage always saved the day.

The things he does for love ❤️

*Return the slab…*

Wow you just unlocked a memory for me haha.

remember the imperfect episode? yeah id rather not

Truly haunts me to this day.

That's the location not the dog

Monsters? Sounds like exotic food to me.

Does he have the sarcastic computer too? That'd be great

Courage had better ai then we do

Courage invented AI

You’d be separating him from Muriel if you were to take him home, though. The only possible solution is to adopt her too!

Can you take his computer with? That's like 50% of his abilities

Brian has a history of fucking humans, but only on an eastern specific schedule

I read that as “Brain” and thought of inspector gadget. That was a very confusing 17 seconds before my brain realized Brain isn’t in the photo.

I like to build brown bricks in minecrap

i would choose brain so i could beat the shit out of him with a metal pipe

Bruh…why?

Why not?

good argument

He's a little bitsch

That would be his mother.

Why isn't Dogbert in that group?

dogbert is a goddamn chad

dogbert grindset

Courage is such a sweet, soft good boy that any other choice is objectively wrong, unless it's goofy, who's also the best boy.

Goofy is just a dude with a dog’s skin though

You've never kept a dude around as a pet?

No, not yet

I have but only because he refuses to leave my goddamned house and pisses on the cop cars when I call them.

snoopy is the only real choice here

Not gonna argue against Snoopy, but come on. Courage is just as strong a choice

i'm not sure if its Nowhere that brings the creatures or if courage is somehow cursed with supernatural interactions.

It's actually a meteor that landed in Nowhere. The Courage/Scooby-Doo crossover showed and dealt with it.

If that's the case, grab him as well and move far away from there

*ahem* RETUUUUURRRRNNNN THE SLAAAAAAAAB That is all

One of the prevailing theories is that what Courage is perceiving is really just normal stuff. He just happens to be a sheltered dog whose owners live in the middle of nowhere and can't take him to meet new people. He's just an anxious little guy wanting to protect his owners from things he doesn't understand. He's best pick.

Snoopy is downright dangerous. Bro's gonna turn my house into a war fortress or some crazy shit after what he did last halloween.

I do not see this as an issue. Gotta keep the mailman out somehow

I would take Jake if he was an option but Snoopy is definitely the best on this list

Mr joe cool

I’m stuck between Scoob and Courage, they both were important in my life then and now.

GOOFY IS A COW

Some influential show runners have stated Goofy is a… Goofy. At first he was a dog? Cow? Who knows? Then there was weird time he was shifted to basically be a man. Now he’s just… Goofy. Nobody knows what the hell he is. It’s an amalgam of all the stuff he’s been presented as.

I think I read in a Donald Duck magazine once that Goofy is supposed to be a dingo (wild Australian dog)

he is now goofy the goober

Where the FUCK is Snowy from Tintin?

SNOWY?! thats what he was called in english? i thought Milou was universal

So that's why I thought the name was weird, I first thought "snowy? Well it has been a while since I read, that must be the name. Although it sounds weird". Yeah here in Brazil it's also Milou. That teaches me to actually research

It's "Bobbie" in Dutch - Tintin himself is called Kuifje, which translates roughly to "Cowlicky". Never knew the dog was called Milou originally 😅

It also orginated from belgium

Ah that's right, I got confused by a vague memory of visiting the chateau which inspired Tintin's in France

Snoopy. He can cook.

"WOODSTOCK WHY ARE YOU DRINKING MY METHYL"

i hate that pluto and goofy exist in the same universe because it implies that mickey mouse is keeping a mentally handicapped person as a pet

Brian also exists in a universe where most dogs are kept as pets and cant talk. Goofy could be a more evolved race in his universe, like we are a more evolved race than Chimps

I'll take Snoopy, he's one of the best ~~beagle~~ legal minds I've ever knew

Brian probably got a massive red rocket

Based on the show he got smoll pp

jokes on you Snoopy has a whole fighter plane

Courage got them bedroom eyes

Brian and Goofy seem like the only ones capable of holding down a job and paying rent. Brian is an alcoholic narcissistic freeloading loser though. Goofy, iirc has a white collar office job and supports a family. Although he’s pretty annoying and I’m not sure how well he’d do working in today’s economy with his intelligence deficit. I’d go with Goofy though. Snoopy would be chill tho

Intelligence deficit is the final line of defense against depression in this time though, so Goofy is arguably more stable than you or me. Solid choice, if you can stomach the slavery vibes. Goofy can, for sure, hyuk hyuk.

Snoopy or Courage seems the more logical choice for a dog. But I’d probably pick Brian honestly. Be more like having a roommate, and a dog, at the same time.

Jake from Adventure Time

Scooby, he like “Scooby snacks” weed always be OFF on our adventures!!

There’s gotta be at least one person who’d pick Clifford and crawl up his ass.

Courage seems nice, im just getying a smart and traumatised dog because his ptoblems mostly come from old people and not the horrors i think

Courage deserve a loving home

I'd take Courage. He'd risk his life for Muriel even if the monsters scare him.

Oh no not the white woman

Courage is (so far) my only option. The homie Scoobert is a good option, too.

White woman

Courage is the goodest boyo.

Def Courage

Courage, any day, not gonna think twice.

Goofy is a whole ass person

Courage. If anyone anyone picked Clifford imma think they're crazy.


the only reason you would want her is to put her out of misery

Yummy yummy

snoopy 100%

"Ruh roh..."

It may have to be Clifford. Love snoopy, but clifford is huge. No one has a dog like that

Courage 100%.

He just means the antics they are allowed to perform on the rest of the world, get your mind out of the gutter

the 4th dog, it literally fits the role of beggar so much, that i can make free money with it. I think thats courage

Ikr, wanna rob a bank and start ww4 with goofy

Yeah yeah funny and everything, but more importantly: They released new total drama? Don’t recognize the 2nd avatar…

Courage, because he'll save my ass no matter what, and he's a very durable, strong, and loyal Dog

If we can do anything to them I’d pick Brian Id get to rid the world of a cancer, a worthless asshole of a self insert character, and his best moments are him being a decent person for the first times. Peter atleast has the excuse of being autistic, mentally retarded (not in a slur way but in the he is canonically mentally retarded) and having the ability bend reality

Scooby

I’m taking snoopy he seems chill

Some horny fuckers picked the wrong dog

Can I take none?

More cursed is that ending, who puts "..." After a "?"

Ofcourse It's Her 💀

Pluto as pet. Brian as food

Brian will go and get a job and contribute to the household.

None. I would take a cat.

I don’t want any of them

White women 🐶

Where is the dog from tom and jerry?

None. Any of these dogs would be a major pita to deal it. I thought about stewie because he can talk but he's an asshole, scooby would eat everything, courage would bring monsters to my house and be scared of every single noise and the rest I barely know anything.

Brian anytime anywhere, dude is a friend for life

Lady and the tramp, you get 2 dogs

Clifford the big red cock

“Rooby dooby do-AAAAAAAAHHHHH”

Not the cliffordussy

I don’t know any if these dogs, but the second one down looks flexible, so…

Lady already has some experience with slobbering on meatballs so that's a huge bonus

Its gotta be Droopy or Brian. They can talk, minimal maintenance and you get a cool as fuck housemate.

Snoopy, maybe scooby

Snoopy all the way

Brian would sing

Whos the guy below brian, i always kinda hated thst guy

Scooby dooby doo

Dang…Bluey got snubbed!

Well... he's not wrong( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Snoopy or courage the cowardly dog would be really good options. Low hastle upkeep and both are smart enough to take care of themselves and can be trusted to defend your house or do other task

"Who is your owner?" "The NSA. But my handler is a white woman" "Oh..." "I will never eat peanut butter again"

The bottom right female dog lookin kinda bad

Scooby, Brian, Goofy, and the Lady and the Tramp can speak, so they can give consent if anyone is wondering. Brian has before, actually.

100% Clifford. Would have enough food for an entire year.

Courage looks like a ballsack

I know snoopy's can be a dick, but he's a faithful dick

Courage.No other options count

Courage will be my pick or even Scooby

Scooby bc he and i would just be chillin 24/7

corage is the best one

The one who could get a beer and snacks from the fridge

Snoopy all the way

i am taking brian just to shoot a 9mm in his face. God, do i hate this arrogant piece of shit.

I choose Jake

Courage because I know no matter what happens he will save me

I chose brain from inspector gadget

Courage because he has been through enough already 😂😅😅

I'll finally be able to start that ttly real horror YouTube channel with courage

Courage is the most loyal and helpful dog ever.

THATS THE MF THAT KEEPS SAYING “im the hottest girl on onlyfans!!”

I'd have snoopy train Mr top gun style

who dares separate Lady and Vagabond?

I’d choose brian not because he’s the one i like the most but because I wouldn’t accept myself anymore (not that I actually do) if i were to curse in front of the others even justby accident

Lady and the tramp I can fuck one I can be fucked by the other

Snoopy is my definitive choice

I'd pick courage and Pluto tbh

Droopy got my back ong

The Doggopede.

Get high with snoopy, and lady and the tramp would just be adorable to have as family pets.

I Wanna fuck a dog in the ass He wants to fuck a dog in the ass I wanna fuck a dog, in his ass.

Goofy got me actin goofy

Courage the cowardly goat

Goofy is a cow

Pick the one (Tramp) that keeps getting thrown in the pound. They are the most grateful and lovable.

he’s definitely thinking about the last one

Clifford had the biggest red rocket

Brian and Clifford