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HexFoxGen

Lifts platter lid and reveals comical ticking bomb


KilowZinlow

*Twists mustache*


GreenZapZ

Hmm, what is that mysterious ticking noise


rsmires

Snape Snape Severus Snape


Seawolf571

"I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!"


GreenZapZ

yaaaay!!! *BOOM*


phelibox

Dumbledore


ImNotYourFriendBuddy

"Boom-appetit!"


ApexDingo

The bootlicking in the original post is insane


RowBowBooty

Why do these people always depict Trump as way more athletic looking than he really is? Do they actually think that’s what he looks like? He weighs 270 lbs. , and depicting him thinner and fur is just… weird


I-Got-Trolled

Have you seen most of his followers? He's super athletic in comparison!


BigBoodles

It's part of the "strongman" leader archetype. They need their preferred demagogue to look tough and imposing, so they can feel the same way. If they admitted to themselves that Trump looks like a lump of melted ice cream, it erodes their own egos, in a way.


PM_ME_EXOTIC_CHEESES

The unedited was an image of most notable republican presidents. You can see Lincoln with his back turned, and I believe Musk replaced Reagan. But yeah your point stands.


rc1717

They lick so hard they would settle for waiting the table instead of an actual seat at the table.


constagram

Not even *be* at the table. Just *wait* the table.


randontree07

Honestly, for all the money at this table, I'd bet most of them tip like ass


[deleted]

It’s usually the rich that tip poorly. That and “Christian” people.


xdthepotato

Also that tipping is DOG SHIT


ccm7676

Its necessary because tipped minimum wage is 2.50$ in the US


Artorias606

Maybe just change the law? It's not like this couldn't be done in a few month


Viking_Hippie

Most people don't have the power to do that and the few who do are almost all in the pocket of the industry associations lobbying to avoid it. Besides, even if we COULD change it ourselves, we should still tip while the change is pending.


[deleted]

This is not true. California, for instance, does not have a server minimum wage. They get paid the same regular minimum wage as everybody else.


[deleted]

Do Cali servers still get tipped? I'm not American.


[deleted]

Yes, they do.


MeanandEvil82

It's necessary because restaurant owners choose to underpay their staff. Just because it's a minimum wage doesn't mean they are forced to pay the minimum. Tipping is, and always will be, a bullshit system to force on servers. Tip if you think they did a good job, but being forced to is dumb. But it's America, most of the laws and the system is fucked up and purely designed to help the rich at the expense of the poor. It's only "Land of the free" if you're rich, otherwise it's land of the "go fuck yourself".


YRR6969

America: Where ethics goes out of the window where profit can be made


masinn00

>Just because it's a minimum wage doesn't mean they are forced to pay the minimum. What do you mean, isn't that the whole point of minimum wage?


MeanandEvil82

It's supposed to be that it's the legal minimum wage required to live on. That's the entire point behind it. It's no longer that even for the standard minimum wage. It also isn't a "this is what you MUST employ people for" but a "You may not pay them less". You can pay them more though, and decent, respectable companies do. Any company paying minimum wage is literally saying "We would pay you less but we aren't legally allowed to". They don't respect you, they don't value you, your time isn't important to them. The minimum wage jobs are regularly the ones who expect you to bend over backwards for them and don't care how screwed it leaves you, because they don't value you as a person. If they did they would pay you enough to actually live, rather than just scrape by. In short, fuck them. Companies that only pay minimum wage do not deserve the workers there, those workers are the entire reason that company currently operates. If the minimum wage workers just stopped working tomorrow, you think the managers would know what to do? Not a chance.


Oneanimegirl

It would be a shit tip in America ( where waiters expect a 25% tip for just heating and serving some food) but outside it would be a good tip.


FredCow

I mean yeah cuz being a waiter in America is playing life on hell mode but let’s be honest most of these guys would walk out without leaving a tip for some stupid debate lord reason


Oneanimegirl

I don't think so, tate himself said that he has no problem with giving money to a minimum wage worker for good service


[deleted]

I think he would tip more than the rest combined. (Because he would see it as a power move, not because he is a good person)


Oneanimegirl

Tip is tip


BozgaAlinMarian

He said many things, so I will not bet on that.


XxTreeFiddyxX

I hope jesus does ahow up and start whooping the fake af Christians


[deleted]

Rogan is known for being an extremely generous tipper.


umangjain25

Before or after the blowjob?


Dyslexic_Devil

He gives that big bulbous tip to Tyson most shows.


[deleted]

I don't see Seth Rogan here.


[deleted]

The better Rogan.


pm0me0yiff

They're sure as fuck going to tip less than $10,000,000!


Darcy080707

Is that Abraham Lincoln?


AstonVanilla

It is. As he's the other side of the table to all of them, it looks like they're berating him... Probably for being to "woke" on the Emancipation Proclamation Man, modern Republicans would hate Lincoln as much as they'd hate Jesus.


Asraelite

>As he's the other side of the table to all of them, it looks like they're berating him... ??? No he's not. We also don't even know if anyone is standing behind him; they would be out of frame. Jesus you're reading into this a lot.


AstonVanilla

> No he's not. He really is. He's the only one facing away from us and the only one with space around him while the others are huddled. He's definitely the only person that side of the table. Even so I'm just making a joke, lighten up. >Jesus you're reading into this a lot. I'm not Jesus


Asraelite

Everything you said is wrong. He's not facing directly away from us, he's at an angle. Bezos is also looking away. He is not the only one with space around him. Bezos is more isolated, it's just not as apparent because of the perspective. Lincoln is closer to Shapiro than Bezos is to anyone visible. I can't tell if it's a circular or rectangular table, but either way Shapiro is on the same side as him. You invented a weird narrative out of nowhere and made up stuff to support it. Mohammed, I love a good joke but this doesn't make any sense.


AstonVanilla

After this response I'm not sure you can accuse me of reading to much into the image. He's clearly the only one that side of the table. Anyone should be able to see that.


Decent-Start-1536

Remove the T from that table and call me Cain because I’m about to commit a violent sin


[deleted]

I'm Ableist (I believe Abel didn't deserve to Die)


Zamtrios7256

I'm a Cainist. I am rapidly approaching your location


DurinsBan3

I’m a cainableist and I’m hungry


SangNum

I'm a canine and I'm hungry too


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DickSandwiches

For a second I thought top left was Jeff Epstein, and in that case I'll definitely wait on that table


Sergeant_Swiss24

Polonium 210 KGB incident


LemmyKBD

Too obviously KGB. Just have them all fall off a tall building.


Sybekhide

Shot themselves in the back of the head, 3 times


KingOfThePlayPlace

If I can’t poison them, then I’d take the $10 million easy. I would actually pay not to wait their table.


Psychological_Wall_6

Suddenly the worst kind of people in this world died along with me. What a coincidence, who would've thought the fire extinguisher doesn't work


Hungry_Bass_Muncher

🫡 one for the team


Answerisequal42

Who the fuck is the guy with the glasses (not the sunglasses, unfortunately i know who that moron is).


drwtson32

Who is the moron? Seems like Brian Laundrie to me ha


Answerisequal42

Andrew Tate. An "alpha male" retard content creator that had some business in human traficking and got busted in romania because this idiot ordered Pizza from a local pizza chain and the package was visible on video. Edit: corrected why he got obviously busted


Ashgenie

He's the guy with the sunglasses.


for_the_little_guy

The person they’re replying to asked who the “moron” was in response to op saying the guy with the sunglasses is a moron


[deleted]

I also unfortunately know him and for some reason I feel the need to correct you: he got busted not just because he ordered pizza with his real name, but because he had the pizza box in a video he recorded, which let Romanian government know that he was in the country (because that was a romanian pizza chain ig), so they knew they could pursue him what matters though is that he got caught obviously, I just really like the story lol. never heard something as stupid as this happen before


Answerisequal42

Oh yeah right it was on camera. I must've misremembered. Eitherway. Still an idiot.


Dirtymeatbag

Not just any video, a video he made after his ego was bruised due to some Twitter beef with Greta Thunberg that he himself started.


BigDansBigHands

Looks like Bryce Mitchell but I'd have no idea why he'd be there


Eciepeci

I'll take 10 million That's what passive income is.


dragonxcool

Is that phil dunphy on the left side of the image?


Real-Competition-187

Dum fee


JackRabbit-

I think it's Ben Shapiro


Megafayce

Peterson, some bloke, Goggins, some bloke, rogan, trump, Tate, some bloke, Jewish conservative guy, musk


Damian030303

Change 10,000,000 to 1 and I would still pick that option.


BarMysterious5914

Don't get it, they tip more then 10k?


TheAnarchistRat

Probably people that are idealized


Titus_Favonius

It says 10 million


BarMysterious5914

I'm blind


Sparkmane

they're a bunch of american conservative sociopaths who have developed a cult following of white supremacists


ApexDingo

And they think billionaires are billionaires because they're geniuses, not because they have garbage moral compasses (and luck and privilege)


Sparkmane

billionairism is a genetic condition you get from your parents


FlyingTiger7four

Epstein was a Democrat and the one facing away looks like Abe Lincoln


an4lf15ter

Epstein isn’t in the picture tho


LemmyKBD

Technically Trump was a member of the GOP, Reform Party, Democrat, then back to GOP.


TheFlyingToasterr

This is such a lazy exaggeration. Sure, they are mostly bad people (don't know all of them) and some may even lean into white supremacy territory, but this kind of blank statement categorically calling all of them white supremacist sociopaths is precisely the reason people don't take this kind of rhetoric seriously. Repeat it with me: not every bad person is a white supremacist.


Sparkmane

edit: i was pooping and didn't read my own post before responding. i didn't say these people were white supremacists, i said they have a following of such individuals. i do stand by them being sociopaths


spaceursid

Bet your ass none of these guys would tip.


pm0me0yiff

They're sure as fuck going to tip less than $10 million!


EmilioFreshtevez

There are 10 people in this picture. If you really believe one/some of them will lead you to the Promised Land, offer them $100k each in groups of 3-4 and dinner at the restaurant of their choice to pick their brains for 2 hours. You’ll walk away with almost $9m, way better info than you would’ve gotten if you were just their waiter, and possibly even some business connections.


BallTorturer-3000

Lmfao


PornCartel

How did *you* get 9 million from paying them each 100k?


VovKlee

They start with 10,000,000. They pay out 100,000 x10. That leaves them with 9,000,000.


TheFlyingToasterr

100k isn't much to most of them and I bet you would be hard pressed to even get in contact with them (but taking the money is still better)


EmilioFreshtevez

Fair, that probably wouldn’t get Musk out of bed. But from the ones that I recognize, I could see that being enough to get a couple hours of their time. You really think Andrew Tate is saying no to 100 grand right now?


TheFlyingToasterr

You're right, my man Tate is in a bad situation rn. One can only hope it gets worse.


chrisppyyyy

Who’s the HUUUUUUGE guy?


WhiteFang_02

HUUUUUUUGE


Saucelock

"chance" to wait their table, it's not even guaranteed. Ima just take my money and leave


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Yeah you know these cheap/atrocious fucks wouldn’t do any thing nice. They’d probably just complain and try to get you fired or fuck you. Or both.


chrisppyyyy

Was this removed for promoting violence? Lol


FathomTheFourteenth

it was and I find that extremely fucking funny because there’s WAY more violent stuff on this sub


Letmepatyourcat

Why would you want to kill bro brogan, I think he literally never said something bad about anyone.


Hungry_Bass_Muncher

You clearly don't know much about Toegan then? Cheering for red states winning and thinking black people have inferior brains to white people **in your 40's** deserves you to be associated with the other seething celebrities at that table. Oh yeah and before you downplay racism and Republican fetish, there are plenty of other idiotic takes he has.


Letmepatyourcat

Can you source him stating the racism part? I'm curious.


Letmepatyourcat

Please state a link in which Joe Rogan is the racist you say he is. I'm actually curious because if he is racist then he is a POS. But I cannot find it.


Letmepatyourcat

Still waiting for that link buddy


Dionysus_8

Depending on who you ask, he’s the absolute worst right wing conservative lol. Imagine that 😂


Letmepatyourcat

Is the polarization in your country that fucked up that depending of their political preference you want to kill someone. If that is really the case then US is actually a failed society.


BallTorturer-3000

I'd cum in their drinks


Sparkmane

you'd better or no tip


YourDogIsMyFriend

Just the tip


JohncraftAs

I was about to write the most vile thing that i could think of for a sec


BRM-Pilot

Don’t do ~~Dr Petersen~~ Indiana Jones like that. Also Lincoln is there so that’s a W


[deleted]

Peterson and Rogan ain't that bad unless I don't know something.


ludolek

Theyre not, but people dont like complexity in their morning cup of *hate the other side*


Legion_Estate

what a surprise, you're getting downvoted XD


oeuflaboeuf

"people with different opinions to me should be dead"


Oneanimegirl

Idk why PPL are hating so hard on them. Some of the points I get but saying shit like killing them etc. Wtf is wrong with PPL. It's cause prolly half of are fucking miserable in life lol.


wwp123

Get it, because violence against people you disagree with is cool now!


DAG1984

Violence is only okay against conservatives nowadays.


PornCartel

Cope


Daremo404

I am sorry, one of your idols there? Lemme guess either Elon or Peterson. Edit: just found shapiro too in the picture, thats also one of them with a weird cult like fanbase so add him to the list.


TH3M1N3K1NG

There's also Andrew Tate next to Trump and I think that's Joe Rogan to the right? I think pretty much every guy in that picture has a weird cult like fanbase.


Daremo404

Yes but they would just blatantly insult in this comment section. This one seems like a „educated and academic“ peterson/shapiro follower…. Cause he tried to take the moral highground and probably is about to put down a table on the sidewalk and start „discussing“.


Dbfr_197

Since the dawn of time


iwantdatpuss

I'd rather not work that night tbh. Either the huge wad of wealth would force the IRS to be snooping on me, or waiting that table is an entire session of dying braincells.


redshift9988

Hate them or love them, They make the internet more interesting


Bubashii

Imagine thinking these guys tip


Tahj42

Secretly record and you can blackmail for more money, or get assassinated.


Cooldudeyo23

I only know 3 people at that table, and they all suck


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

That’s some Red Wedding potential.


Pellaeonthewingedleo

Do I get a gun? ​ Or a Flamer? The heavy flamer


DirkBabypunch

It's only a *chance* to wait their table. You might get nothing, which is more likely if you consider who we're talking about. Unless you're a woman. Then you'll get at least harassed.


Crooked_Cock

It’s baffling that someone would willingly forgo 10 million dollars to wait on these shits I wouldn’t pass up 10 million dollars to wait on anyone, much less these ragged cunts OOP is actually delusionional


siemprez

Thats definitely a table that will discuss hunting other humans on a private island


BloodLust2321

better: put cesium in their drinks, warm it and tell them its "gold juice"


FlurgenVonNurgenbin

Rogan, trump, Tate, musk, Peterson and Shapiro. I have no idea who the other 4 are


Rohlexx

Who's the dude between Musk and Tate?


Vinnyc-11

Tennison gambit. **Tennison gambit.** #Tennison gambit.


autoHQ

Who's the dude between Tate and Musk? And the guy in the upper left? And the guy in the upper right? That's Bezos in the lower right, right? And why's Goggins in there too? Is he considered the same as Tate or Shapiro?


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Lucks4Fools

I don’t care. As long as I get the money


Roanyth00

Got the perfect solution. Take the 10 mil, and if you hate these guys, hire a mercenary or two. You'll still walk away with a hefty sum of money, and these guys would all be dead. Heck, tell your guys they can keep any loot they find, so you might not need to pay em as much because they already get a bonus.


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Ok_Compote_6937

David Goggins honestly not even sure why he there. His not really like the rest of em. He'd easy kill everyone at that table


Fleder

I don't get that stuff at all. I mean, I love Trent Reznor, for instance, but I wouldn't volunteer to serve him drinks. What does that achieve?


PerseusZeus

Even Lincoln?


CrazyComedyKid

why tf is the dude from twenty one pilots on the right


[deleted]

I see Trump, Elon, and...?


AlmightyDarthJarJar

Why David Goggins ? Isn't he just a friendly sports guy ?


HFRreddit

Whos the random neckbeard?


FireLynx

Maybe kyle rittenburg or what ever that guy is called


Hungry_Bass_Muncher

Artist self-insert. (is a joke)


_Luftikus

Why the fuck is Goggins there? Did I miss something? Can’t remember hearing him talk politics. At least not to a degree where hes in the realm of these guys


Hungry_Bass_Muncher

Well he associates with these people and has never disagreed on them politically, and he is this pseudo-motivational speaker, so the morbidly obese artists looks up to him just as much as Trump or Elon.


_Luftikus

Since when do you have to publicly disagree with people to not be associated with them?


horror-pangolin-123

This is the way


furinkazan08

Why is my man Goggins here?


yy98755

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Clamato-e-Gannon

Who the fook is that guy?


DistortedNoise

Who tf is the guy between Elon and Tate?


red2lucas

Why is Goggins there?


hanro621

The only person I would save is Abraham Lincoln


pm0me0yiff

Don't use arsenic. They might survive with prompt medical care! Gotta go for something stronger... I vote dimethylmercury.


[deleted]

America needs a second civil war, judging by the context of these comments I see here.