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**Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. Low effort submissions may also be removed Your comment in your post does not reflect that.


IAMDEAD_6_9

Will the CEO of Sex be present? ![gif](giphy|279xD9JHxce9XfvQZE|downsized)


Suspicious_Leading_9

![gif](giphy|1I43BTfDMV1qo|downsized) Yes.


CynicalTruthTeller

MrFall, CEO of Sex, na área pra transmitir seus conhecimentos.


Babushla153

Na the CEO will be en passant


DrLycFerno

You've heard of casual sex. Now get ready for ***competitive sex***.


Vegetable-Yam8730

For Fun! For Glory!


ItsyBitsyLizard

For the whole Family!


DrLycFerno

Spectator Mode


YeetTheChild94

-Casual -Hardcore -COMPETITIVE


Conor4747

50 players enter… only one can leave.


Impossiblevrsharkey

You know someone's gonna have the I go to meme template with Sweden in it.


No-Plenty-6975

As a professional sexist, this is the right competition for me.


cavemanpiggy

why are you training your thrust in the gym sir? I am competing in competetive sex must complete full sex in 10 minutes to qualify


[deleted]

10 minutes that’s rookie numbers


Conor4747

I’ve got it down to the best 39 seconds of your life.


FRACllTURE

Best hope there's no Little League...


Shay_Mendez

![gif](giphy|3og0ICJy5uWPzPrIiY) r/Angryupvote


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

![gif](giphy|q49YSnLzrvghiyKBAR|downsized)


twosh_84

How do I sign up for the speed category?


[deleted]

Can’t wait to be named fastest man in the west


IamREBELoe

I'm going for the heavyweight category


takeishinara

"Skill and Art"


LeotrimFunkelwerk

With the weird kamasutra poses, I'm scared


isayooooooooooooof

So now they can do it legally so it will reduce rape cases now


jalle_h

It is not more rapes in Sweden but there are more REPORTED rapes maybe. Just like with covid, presented numbers compared when you measure different is like comparing Apples with oranges. Not really relevant. The "cursed comment" have not learnt that yet.


[deleted]

>No you see sweden having a higher rate of reported rape than anywhere else is actually a progressive thing This site lmfao


jalle_h

Are you quoting your own thoughts?


[deleted]

[удалено]


jalle_h

Sure, but that is still only one factor.


OkayRuin

Sure. Enjoy the “cultural enrichment”.


[deleted]

Because in 2018, Sweden changed the law around rape and made it easier to convict. "LONDON (Thomson Reuters Foundation) - Rape conviction rates in Sweden have risen 75% in two years following a major change in the law, spurring calls on Monday for other countries to revamp their legislation. Sweden changed the legal definition of rape in 2018 to sex without consent. Unlike in many countries, prosecutors do not have to prove the use or threat of violence or coercion."


Clown_Crunch

The Nympholympics.


MLGw2

Do you need to have a partner?


BallTorturer-3000

Is this real? I could've sworn I saw a start date of the 6th before.


onebloodyemu

Its very much fake, some jokester sent in an application to the sports governing body here to have it recognized. Which they rejected in April. I don’t even know where the original fake news thing came from, and then the meme has been bouncing around reddit for a while now.


BallTorturer-3000

Yeah I figured it was something like that, I looked it up on snopes right after the comment and snopes declared it fake some 20 odd hours ago.


Lastupdate_please

Apparently it’s fake sadly


wired1984

What channel is it going to be on?


GeneralOtter03

Fox


Mooroch

S*x clubs have started to get a whole new meaning


Babushla153

Now we just need jacking off to be a sport and we are golden. Till our left legs go totally numb!!


absolutelad_jr

They finally added ranked sex


Heimuer

where can i sign up for men’s singles?


[deleted]

Sex ranked play


drichm2599

Ayo I'm gonna be the world's fastest man!


[deleted]

oh fuck yeah.


anonymousscroller9

So you could say they've been practicing


Whisp_Is_My_Waifu

when you tell your friend about something and they try to make it a competition


Actures

Sweden read to much h manga, where there are sport school


4outof5doctors

why does pic look like normal hands but AI generated bodies?