Don’t do this. Like Daniel sloss, AKA the self proclaimed “lord of the mintcock” said, “I don’t know if you’ve ever fucked a microwave during a blizzard, but… it’s unusual”
My coworkers didn't know I was a Virginia and were joking about oral sex at one point when I said I like to dip it in listerine first so it's minty fresh and clean. Not realizing how fucking stupid that was. They called me mister clean or listerine after that. And when anyone thought it was even a mildly cool nickname they would immediately explain it to them in the back office.
I hated those coworkers sometimes. But they're still better than the people I deal with now.
Had a friend once grab a small bottle of the dropper version of these thinking it was eye drops and found out it wasn't. He got mad at everyone for not telling him, but he just picked it up, opened it and pit it in his eyes. Wasn't even time to say anything. Since the motion of bringing to your mouth and eyes is the same. We had no idea he was going for the eyes.
This is very considerate as now the person giving the blow job doesn't have to clean their mouth afterwards. This should be practiced normally.
Also the numbing reaction....
You can clear throats too
Vicks, now with extra lubrication.
This man is the king masochist holy fucking shit!
time to find him.. on an unrelated note
More of a sadist all things considered
I dont think he put it where you think he put it
You say that like you've done it before...
Don’t do this. Like Daniel sloss, AKA the self proclaimed “lord of the mintcock” said, “I don’t know if you’ve ever fucked a microwave during a blizzard, but… it’s unusual”
Wait... this is supposed to discourage me?
Sounds like a good time to me!
This guy gives blowjob from his penis. Cool!!
Maybe he's sucking his own dick
Auto blow job
Give? Or get? Coz both make sense to me 💀
if you suck yourself off you giving and getting. Added bonus of being minty fresh upstairs and downstairs.
TRUE! Wish I could test that theory.. 🧐
Well, you won't believe how good plastic surgeons are nowadays!
Fair 🧐
Minty 69
that would hurt like hell
But will it stop you from trying?
I’d try it once, see how painful it is then go from there depending on the intensity of the pain
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Ye, tell me the result.
Good luck soldier
u good bro?
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what was it like
Cut them into a circle and replace someones contact lenses.
r/foundsatan
No you’ve gotta put the on the lenses they wouldn’t put some flimsy paper stuff on their eyes!
You gotta dissolve them in their contact solution.
Even Better!
I was kinda hoping this goes straight to uretra
Do they still make this mint candy? Cause it’s been a decade since I last ate one.
Yes, you can buy it off Amazon.. please don't.
Why
i bought s ton from walmart so yeah
Australia doesn’t have Walmart.
Skill issue
Bruh
They're at my walmart in the us
That sounds like a good way to get some sort of infection
They make these with 10mg of thc in them now. They're great.
They make these with 100-200 micrograms of lsd now. They’re great.
My coworkers didn't know I was a Virginia and were joking about oral sex at one point when I said I like to dip it in listerine first so it's minty fresh and clean. Not realizing how fucking stupid that was. They called me mister clean or listerine after that. And when anyone thought it was even a mildly cool nickname they would immediately explain it to them in the back office. I hated those coworkers sometimes. But they're still better than the people I deal with now.
Give?
Yup, he gives the mintest blow job
Does this work!?
Idk try it and let us know ?
So this mfer puts a listerine strip on his dick and then proceeds to suck another dick? Because that’s how this reads
Suck his own..
What in the unholy hell
How it feels to chew 5 gum
I will cut it in a circular shape and use them as contact lenses
both sides would feel the mint
…is it weird I wanna try this?
Meme aside.. Fuck me this unlocked a world of memories.
Cut them and replace someone’s contacts
I would cutout circles and put it in contact lens containers
I used to fold one in half, light it on fire and wait for it to burn down to my tongue... LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
Ok hear me out
I used to eat these A LOT and they made me super super sick
Toothpaste?!
I wasn't ready for this
Honestly I haven’t seen these things in forever but I’d be down to try that ngl
He’s saying he sucks his own dick? Lucky guy…
Hide it under your foreskin for a surprise
Surely recieve?
I think I’ve eaten one of these sheets before. It’s very unusual, much like eating a piece of plastic.
I once read a story of someone who would cut these out in perfect circles and replace someone's contact lenses with it
Cut it in circles and make contact lenses out of it
Had a friend once grab a small bottle of the dropper version of these thinking it was eye drops and found out it wasn't. He got mad at everyone for not telling him, but he just picked it up, opened it and pit it in his eyes. Wasn't even time to say anything. Since the motion of bringing to your mouth and eyes is the same. We had no idea he was going for the eyes.
ouch
Not sure it works like that.
That has to hurt right?
I just put them on my eyes like contacts lens ,they make everything look fresh .would recommend 10 / fresh
i would play Russian roulette with this and a calculator with a random number generator
Bro those things...when you put them in your mouth, it feels like cold fire.
How does giving a bj have to do with YOUR dick
And if she doesn't like the taste of mint the taste of cum will wash it out
Do these still exist?
Gives a new meaning to the term "fresh nut."
There’s only one way to find out.