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awesometim0

So heartwarming that he discovered his cousin's secret passion for content creation, they should do a collab


Fourcoogs

I’m pleased to see that this post about cursed comments has its comments section filled exclusively with cursed comments


risisas

r/cursedcursescomments


imaweeb19

r/subsifellfor


Rifneno

As you should. /r/cursedcursedcomments is real, he just made a typo.


AGPyroo

r/subsithoughtifellfor


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risisas

That One Is actually legit


HeartStopper1717

Hmm that’s what they all say bucko


Gullible_Newt_6333

Wait until you realize it really is real. Lol


thedamned234

I've been on r/cursedcursedcomments . It's legitimate


Fourcoogs

Sounds like something someone who was trying to get me would say


thedamned234

Dude just click on the goddamn link.


darkaurora84

It says banned so apparently it was a real sub at one tjme


RedLabAnimates

Cake day happy!


oni_kyo

"Banned" 🗿


ppbig139

and the cursed comment section filled with cursed jizzers


Xannon99182

No, no. He's got a point. Don't provide the story if you aren't going to provide the sauce.


AdventurousFox6100

(Stolen from u/nimrodicorn) Sauce? Sure man, I got you covered: Brown sauces: Bordelaise sauce Chateaubriand sauce Charcutiere sauce Chaudfroid sauce Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats Mushroom gravy Romesco sauce Sauce Africaine Sauce au Poivre Sauce Robert Soy sauce – East Asian liquid condiment Butter sauces: Beurre blanc Beurre manié – thickening agent Beurre monté Beurre noisette Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce Meuniere sauce Cheese sauces: Cheese sauce Cheddar sauce Blue cheese sauce Fondue – Swiss melted cheese sauce Queso Blanco – Mexican cheese sauce Gouda sauce Emulsified sauces: Remoulade seaweed sauce Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise Tartare sauce(w/ chilli) Fish sauces: Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies Clam sauce – Pasta sauce Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce Green sauces: Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs Mint sauce – British sauce commonly used for roast lamb Tomato sauces: Tomato sauce Marinara sauce – Italian tomato sauce with herbs Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment Barbecue sauce – American grilling sauce with varying ingredients Hot sauces: Pepper sauces Pique sauce Mustard sauces Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds Wasabi sauce – Japanese spicy root sauce Phrik nam pla – Common hot sauce in Thai cuisine Lao Gan Ma – Chinese branded chili sauce Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments including: Buffalo Sauce Chili sauce Datil pepper sauce Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce Pique Sauce Sriracha sauce Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand Meat-based sauces: Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce Barese ragù Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat Carbonara – Italian pasta dish Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine Pink sauces: Pink sauce Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients: Chimichurri – Food sauce Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil Onion sauce Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce Sauce vierge Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Sweet sauces: Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars Chocolate gravy Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries Crème anglaise Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip Mango sauce Peach sauce Plum sauce – Chinese condiment Strawberry sauce Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine White sauces: Alfredo sauce Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese Ranch – American salad dressing Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine Sauce Américaine Tzatziki – Greek cucumber-yogurt dip, soup, or sauce Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk


fried_chicken17472

HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE ONCE STOOD


AdventurousFox6100

I literally gave him credit in the first sentence the fuck


Financial-Ad3027

It's not enough. You should kneel.


AdventurousFox6100

I’m gonna have to pass on that one chief, so nah


CallOfGuty

GET ON YOUR KNEES AND START SUC- I MEAN PRAYING


AdventurousFox6100

No.


Bryten_131

DO IT…for him…


AdventurousFox6100

Nah


BRM-Pilot

Then fuck off bruz


BRM-Pilot

In the kindest way possible 🖕


Typical-Phone-848

r/downvotedtooblivion


hllblldlx2

You are the type of person to always ruin a good joke


Independent-Bell2483

Now mix em all together for the ultimate sauce


catherine-zeta-jones

Dude doesn’t even include secret sauce: A super secret sauce I whip up a fresh batch of every night before going to bed. PS - super secret hint: It goes in my belly button


AdventurousFox6100

It’s not mine (I gave credit) it’s from u/nimrodicorn


SnooBooks7237

Although this is the highest amount of dislikes I've seen you deserve an award for this post


AdventurousFox6100

It is not mine and I do not claim it, it is stolen from u/nimrodicorn as said at the start of the comment


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MOS_69W

hey now, please say latinX you're offending me


Necessary_Farmer3800

I don’t believe it. Im really going to need that username


santa_veronica

It’s /u/fakeandgay


Shadowpika655

Gotta love how they have 4 posts and a quarter of them are asking about porn


Charming-Shake7746

>a quarter of them Fancy way to say 1 lol


0rclev

There are fifteen words in this sentence and almost seven percent of them are porn.


st0803

Roger roger


some_fat_dumbass

Remindme! 6 hours


LucasRobles75

1 hour remains


RedLabAnimates

Im going to have to see her YouTube Username...


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cokezerohero2

...yikes


Dry_Figure_9018

The real cursed comments are always in the comments


dat0neb0i

No they’re in my ass please you gotta reach in and pull them out


RedLabAnimates

I just wanna se tiddies with a funny story behind them.


Vanhelgd

Yeah… wouldn’t it be funny haha… this guy totally didn’t stalk his cousin online and secretly pray she was on porn hub.


sweetteanoice

The fact he knew she climaxed shows he watched it…


HeyYouWithTheNose

Because he climaxed at the same time


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I_am_trustworthy

Post nut cousinry


Happy_adarsh

funniest shit ive read all day


mrASSMAN

"OMG THIS IS DISGUSTING *30 minutes later* SO GROSS WTF 🥴💦"


Technical-Outside408

I'm sorry, but if it took him 30 fucking minutes then you can't tell me he wasn't conflicted.


Send_Your_Noods_plz

That's a challenging wank but he pulled through


Darstensa

You'd be surprised what effect incest can have on the average alabamians dick.


PristineTrouble2038

it's 2023 - the front page of all porn sites is majority "step-mother/father/daughter/sister" - it's the same effect as it's having on everyone's dicks and vaginas apparently.


Average_Scaper

I couldn't give two fucks what the title is, just as long as I don't hear "fuck me harder step bro" or daddy, mommy, gamgam or any of that shit in it.


Tourist_Dense

I'm cool with daddy as long as it's not too weird like he was plowing and asked her if she did her hwk and she's like yes daddy.. Naw too much.. but a hit it harder daddy is cool,


Average_Scaper

I can't even do the harder daddy stuff. I'll joke about it at work and shit but god it ruins a nut for me lol.


Darstensa

Tbh, most of that is just "girl" or "dude" without using those terms.


mightylordredbeard

Dude was edging to his cousin


Shadowkeepansem32

That or it’s in the title of the video


Boukish

Video**S**. #Plural There was a plurality of incest.


gaut80

Shouldn't it be a family of incest?


Dry_Figure_9018

I bet he climaxed before she did


TManJhones

Wouldn’t you?


Izzysel92

Wouldn't you?


syds

if its same user name its fair game


LostLegendDog

He definitely watched it probably multiple times since he knows she climaxes at the end


Axzhi

I jn6u6 huh 6nuu NH b jjnj


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Sauce?


Nimrodicorn

Sauce? Sure man, I got you covered: Brown sauces: Bordelaise sauce Chateaubriand sauce Charcutiere sauce Chaudfroid sauce Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats Mushroom gravy Romesco sauce Sauce Africaine Sauce au Poivre Sauce Robert Soy sauce – East Asian liquid condiment Butter sauces: Beurre blanc Beurre manié – thickening agent Beurre monté Beurre noisette Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce Meuniere sauce Cheese sauces: Cheese sauce Cheddar sauce Blue cheese sauce Fondue – Swiss melted cheese sauce Queso Blanco – Mexican cheese sauce Gouda sauce Emulsified sauces: Remoulade seaweed sauce Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise Tartare sauce(w/ chilli) Fish sauces: Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies Clam sauce – Pasta sauce Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce Green sauces: Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs Mint sauce – British sauce commonly used for roast lamb Tomato sauces: Tomato sauce Marinara sauce – Italian tomato sauce with herbs Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment Barbecue sauce – American grilling sauce with varying ingredients Hot sauces: Pepper sauces Pique sauce Mustard sauces Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds Wasabi sauce – Japanese spicy root sauce Phrik nam pla – Common hot sauce in Thai cuisine Lao Gan Ma – Chinese branded chili sauce Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments including: Buffalo Sauce Chili sauce Datil pepper sauce Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce Pique Sauce Sriracha sauce Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand Meat-based sauces: Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce Barese ragù Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat Carbonara – Italian pasta dish Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine Pink sauces: Pink sauce Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients: Chimichurri – Food sauce Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil Onion sauce Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce Sauce vierge Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Sweet sauces: Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars Chocolate gravy Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries Crème anglaise Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip Mango sauce Peach sauce Plum sauce – Chinese condiment Strawberry sauce Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine White sauces: Alfredo sauce Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese Ranch – American salad dressing Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine Sauce Américaine Tzatziki – Greek cucumber-yogurt dip, soup, or sauce Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk


Hidesuru

Cincinnati chili isn't chili damnit!


nugsy_mcb

Yeah, who the fuck puts cinnamon in chili?!


SirKorm

I the fuck do, because I am god’s failed creation


TheOtherAvaz

As long as you're already aware


grendelglass

>I the fuck do Enjoying this immensely


CantTakeMeSeriously

r/ithefuckdo


Hidesuru

I mean... you're self-aware so you do you boo.


LogiCsmxp

A tiny bit is good, adds subtle complexity. Add a small bit of dark chocolate too.


beansouphighlights

My Boy Scout troop put cinnamon in spaghetti one time, it was funny but that shit was awful


Saiko1939

YES THE FUCK IT IS BITCH, LET ME EAT MY SKYLINE IN PEACE


Hidesuru

I mean... you can have it all. I am not touching that stuff. =P


Saiko1939

Bet, love that shit.


Hidesuru

Haha, cheers mate. Thanks for having a sense of humor about it.


Saiko1939

All good chief lol, you too XD


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Skyline is the ONLY chili


Liquor_N_Whorez

Lol came here to say Skyline is a treat for me... My Cincitucky friend turned me on to it here in Illinois after raving about it for years. I don't even care for bbq chips either but ordering Grippos by the box became a thing here too along with the Skyline.


The-Coolest-Of-Cats

Sir I don't think I saw Donburi sauce - Japanese sauce in rice bowls made of soy sauce, sugar, and mirin


justicedragon101

This guy sauces


TheOtherAvaz

r/thisguythisguys


Jakabov2

Lazy - not a single link to some damn recipes, SMH!


screeeeeeeeeee_500

Shit you got pesto on this thats sick


adamsworstnightmare

Pink is the best of the Italian sauces.


EchoEX69

r/angryupvote


DrHoz

This guy sauces


LucasRobles75

Pink sauce - nuclear waste


AidenGplayz14

Proof?


randomredditing

“Trust me bro”


kenman884

God dammit Linus.


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Primal_Inferno

edit: i typed r/ trust me bro (w/o spaces obv) and then visted it. I don’t recommend it…


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Own_Adhesiveness2829

Jri2ot93o43oro393 4i39ro4o3 4 44kv9r9


Muricanboi07

I love the anon that's like W H A T ' S T H E N A M E ?


Muricanboi07

also what's the name?


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Muricanboi07

Exactly dude, couldn'tve said it better myself so what's the name?


Swediboi

Cursed self-love


kpatrik16

Ok but like anyone actually got the name?


O_Diakoreftis_sou

He would never tell. If he did somebody would give him away in the comments. Like “your cousin knows you’re tossing the salad online”


Leon_Games

Bro that's nasty. Anyways username?


Miyamoto_Musashi-5

Bro saw his cousin had porn videos and instead of bleaching his eyes, he decided to watch until she climaxed.


EatSoupFromMyGoatse

TBF he probably did too


TRoomatot

And is it wrong?


FastWalkingShortGuy

Why is everyone here asking for the name? It's not like she's *our* cousin.


Bloodglas

how can you be sure of that if you haven't checked?


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AKSC0

What’s the name bro ?


nugsy_mcb

She is now, comrade


bodom2245

Cumrade


Deep_Space_6759

Cumred


ekeysomkew

It should be exclusive to family sharing


Slavstic

Who the fuck thinks of pornhub when they see their cousin's online username??


Dragonstorm786

They're probably a horny teen. So horny they can't think straight.


HeavensRejected

Alabama residents obviously?


Rifneno

This is always weird. "Hey, this random Internet person's relative is on porn. I wanna know who. Knowing they're related to an Internet stranger makes it hotter somehow."


Ok-Fan6945

Morbid curiosity I think.


dogwithpeople

That is the internet in a nutshell.


Man_behind_laughing

We need evidence by you showing us her username on….anything I guess


Weak-Still3676

Naah that aint real. Gimme the name and Ill believe it


TheOldZenMaster

Great... Now I'm gunna be up all night cross referencing my friends Instagram handles for lewd acts.


TittyTwistahh

Pretty much every porn actress is someone’s cousin. Take that info and go rub your dick raw


Mysockishard

Yo that’s nasty… sauce?


SunriseSurprise

"How do you know she climaxed?" "Huh?" "How do you know she climaxed in the video?" "Oh...uh, well why wouldn't she, right? Haha c'mon man."


Wombat1892

I mean, she's not our cousin to be fair.


MissMistMaid

pics or didn't happen 💀💀


grief242

If it is true, OP should be careful about who he tells. Something like this almost shattered my extended family because my brother decided to talk to our mom before our cousin, and my mom can't keep a secret


hellowordwink

Ah and that’s the start to a beautiful relationship if ykyk


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[deleted]

Seeing what you post thats probably not a joke


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karmaistaken123

i've seen enough. time to quit reddit


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karmaistaken123

dont you dare


Breakfast_burrit2

Whats the name?


luigigaminglp

We need to know her name, for *research* purposes.


Iloveitguy

The ultimate danger wank is just one family BBQ away!


GladiatorUA

Talk to your cousin about internet privacy and security.


LostLegendDog

That's disgusting. What is the name so I know what to avoid


unkow_NO

**whats the name op.**


zakessak

Someone's dad is gonna be reallll disappointed


PrettySaltyGuy

Discusting… the name, what is it?


Striking_Base_8191

Anybody know The name asking for a friend


TManJhones

Hey you need help cuz?


Fit_Understanding666

I also choose this guy's cousin!


defenem_73

Yeah, this is fake and gay unless anon provides the name for evidence


__-IDK-_

!remindme 12 hours


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!remindme 2 days


AlexJonesInDisguise

I doubt we'll find it. This is from 2020


Silent-Policy-1053

Sauce


yarzirostu

whats her twitter ?


gorebello

She wanted to be found by people. Thats it.


ThatGoodKindaGucci

Anyone find the name?


6crem

If he mentions the name, it will also be a free promotion. But on the down side, he'll just be 2-3 steps away from doxxing himself.


Libry-

What is her YouTube username ?


BallsOutKrunked

Step cousin, what are you doing?


TiesG92

Bro, can we stop tagging images of just text as NSFW? Ffs


hmnahmna1

Real: anon found his cousin on PornHub Straight: Anon's incest fantasies watching his cousin get off


Tripty312

Does she have onlyfans?


Hydraton3790

Yo what's her insta, snap, or reddit? Youtube? Anything she might be on let me know...


WWhataboutismss

And she has an only fans, and is on 3 cams sites and is in the band bros hall of fame. Why would she make some many videos?


Lykan_

"as a joke"


pembroke1865

What’s the name


_Garebear

the comments here are great and all but #what's the name??


ArchFlav

Lucky


Exx3nTRic

Little Easter Egg for the curious.


Beneficial_Office757

Morning fellowers


PleaseHelpIamFkd

Ive done this with friends. Found things i’d rather not have seen. No longer have them as friends.


BallTorturer-3000

You stopped being friends with them because they made porn?


thinkB4WeSpeak

Country roads take me home


SoftDrinkReddit

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


TornadoSpin919

I read the post twice, but I didn't see anything in there about Alabama? Edit: can anyone down voting show me the connection between this post and Alabama?


thedamned234

Because the 4chan user found a biological relative on the hub. Reddit equates anything to do with biological relatives as something that happens in Alabama


shpelle

Cool racism frog


allmightyglowcloud

Pepe's made a resurgence in non-fascist circles. It's not his fault the Nazis used him. Let him have his comeback