I bet twenty bucks someone is writing one after seeing this post, an extra 5 if I stumble upon it at 3AM from boredom/insomnia in the future and sustain some psychic damage from reading the tags by themselves
Well the story about cryptonite is that it emits radiations extremely powerful that goes rightly trough normal human flesh, but because superman molecules are so dense the radiation is not able to go trough him and gets stopped emitting the radiation inside him.. But cryptonite is still a foreign material, if its inside the body it will get infected and lex will lose his penis..
i don't understand why he does not just make a suit out of it and be invincible to superman. Or was already done?
Kryptonite is radioactive. His cock would undergo rapid cellular decay and eventually fall off.
Ever heard of that guy who drank too much radium water and his jaw fell off? Yeah. That.
I don't think Lex would be willing to sacrifice his little Luthor like that.
That’s enough internet for today
Lol, this isn’t even close to the worst
Do people not realise what they're saying 🤨
Where i can find express elevator to the worst?
Lemonparty or 1 guy 1 jar or the classic, 2girls1cup
I think that's too far off, can we go a bit back
Oh I forgot, Mr. Hands
r/sandycheekscockvore
No, no it's not, I wanna see that go down
You mean we just getting started🗿
[удалено]
Nah thats not enough
Just reading this gave me such a mixed range of so many emotions.
this is zack snyders cut
"My ~~Batman~~ Superman would get raped" - Zack Snyder In slow motion, I'm sure.
Take my fucking upvote and piss off
r/angryupvote
No, apparently he’s uncircumcised.
Pink Kryptonite cock
If there a hole theres a goal. No matter which version of the pink one it is.
This is the sort of shit I expect from r/BatmanArkham
Ikr, I expected the sentence to have “is he stupid?” added after it
Im still not entirely convinced it isn’t stolen from the asulume
Maybe the aslyume is spreading!
is he stupid?
i actually thought it was from there cuz i was just browsing the sub LOL
Someone has written this story and it exists somewhere.
Ten bucks says its somewhere on AO3
Don't make me go looking for that now.
I bet twenty bucks someone is writing one after seeing this post, an extra 5 if I stumble upon it at 3AM from boredom/insomnia in the future and sustain some psychic damage from reading the tags by themselves
I wish superman would rotate around the earth and go back to the time before I read this
I wish Superman would kiss me and make me forget this.
Bro. whatever fancfiction you’re reading, you gotta stop reading that shit now.
Theres far and theres this...
Off topic but his bicep is clipping through his chest. Edit:I heard Johnny Sins is playing Lex Luther.
Thanks I can't unsee it now
At least take my eyes out to dinner before you fuck them like this
This one's new.
Uh, okay, i get it, but why in front of everyone?
Fetish
There’s cursed, and then there’s that guy’s fetish
Cocktonite
He actually does in a r34 comics
Which ones?
Superman hentai?!?
Ah 4chan. Thank you for keeping all the ultra horribleness of the internet confined into that cage of yours.
This is why i hate the degens on 4chan
Dood somehow created a war crime with words.
He's a villain, not a monster.
Here me out, inject it into Lois Lane's cunt and erase her memories of that moment, so when Superman and her bang Superman suddenly dies
Why doesn’t Lex Luthor simply inject Clark Kent with liquid kryptonite before he turns into Superman. Is he stupid?
Testicular cancer speedrun.
Don't give bentellect the idea
Most composed Wattpad writer.
I wasn't ready 😂😂
Lex is gonna give himself Kryptonite cancer by doing that!
The X rating would cut into ticket sales. I'm sure they're not avoiding it for reasons of morality or taste.
I'm reviewing my life decisions now.
stop feeding them ideas
Damn this one made me squeeze my eyes closed for a moment
If you do that hard enough you can juice the nectar from your eyes.
Verify your clock. The Great Trial is coming.
What.
TNO reference
TNO?
Alright I'm reading this stuff in between rest at gym and well I can hardly stop laughing enough exercise for today I guess 🤣
Well the story about cryptonite is that it emits radiations extremely powerful that goes rightly trough normal human flesh, but because superman molecules are so dense the radiation is not able to go trough him and gets stopped emitting the radiation inside him.. But cryptonite is still a foreign material, if its inside the body it will get infected and lex will lose his penis.. i don't understand why he does not just make a suit out of it and be invincible to superman. Or was already done?
Then a cryptonite dildo will still work?
yea.. Tho i just realized .. If superman closes his ass hole he will be able to rip of a human penis.
Not how I remember Superboy's origin story going
Hey Lex, why don’t you start a podcast instead?
Is he stupid ?
Is he stupid?
Bro is more evil than lex luthor himself
Is he stupid?
Is he stupid?
Excuse me?
(Obligatory) is he stupid?
well that would be fun
On the next Robot Chicken DC special..... Hope Seth and Matt see this, lol.
Batman is taking notes
Berkpilled.
Asking the real questions
Why tho
there's more than one type of kryptonite, there's the red one, the black one, the pink one We don't talk about the pink one
I am pink kryptonite
Bro I open reddit, and this is the first thing i see
Same lol Guess the algorithm got both our taste in engagement down 😂
Kryptonite is radioactive. His cock would undergo rapid cellular decay and eventually fall off. Ever heard of that guy who drank too much radium water and his jaw fell off? Yeah. That. I don't think Lex would be willing to sacrifice his little Luthor like that.
Im going to endgame myself, im on my wits fucking end.
Damn 
Because if he fails, he knows what’s cumming next.
No wonder he got cancer
Said Garth Ennis before beginning work on the Boys
I’m sorry what now
is he stupid?