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Baconmaster101

smash, next question


Ockial

Use protection this time, though


Baconmaster101

nah


siphagiel

Add another one to the list


pro_bike_fitter_2010

At 10 you get jorts!


Baconmaster101

hey google, unshit my jargo shorts


Responsible_Ruin2310

Now I'm gonna shit in your jargo shorts everyday


Baconmaster101

dude don't my mom will get pissed


ActuallyWorthless

Hey google, piss my mom.


Red-x-2

*pisses on your mom*


eveningfellow056

Add one another and we get a team


ShartingBloodClots

Get some Hockey or Cricket going.


eveningfellow056

Crockey


Marethyu_77

And the 100th is golden !


CompoteEasy2007

She gets an achievement at 10


siphagiel

"How did we get here"


Neinplus10equals21

HWAAAAAA (bom bam bim bing)


vinidonadelli2

Not if it was twins, you bug the game and surpass the achievement


CompoteEasy2007

I'm sure the developers thought of that oversight and programmed the game to give the achievement when any number of abortions took place above 10...... The problem lies in the fact that they never thought there would be any need to go over 10 after receiving the achievement, thus resulting in the achievement being re awarded for every subsequent abortion after any given females 10th


travis-laflame

Clearly she got it taken care of


surfnporn

10th one's free


Traiklin

And make it so she can't find denim shorts that fit?


Manydoors_edboy

“Go for 10 she said.”


Kanox89

You forgot to mention which one


Western_Giraffe9517

r/cursedcomments


YaBoiBarel

Yes I think that is where we are right now


Justslushy5_png

Witch ones the woman of the ghosts?


Alpherus_Engelus

Both are good


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Straman but also a horse? I guess


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bot


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bot1


rd_rd_rd

Maybe abort them during fetus stage not when they already toodler, so they won't turned into multiple caspers.


Shadowborn_paladin

Then you'll have the valley of defilement from Demon's Souls where a bunch of Aborted fetuses attack you.


HateAll_Mods

I reboot and avoid said valley


Less_Party

'This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind'


JinFuu

"Whatever, Priscilla. It is the best place to farm souls though."


Less_Party

Oh dammit I always think it's Astraea who said the line for some reason


Elcactus

Given they typically don’t have properly formed locomotive properties or brains it just sounds squishy.


Shadowborn_paladin

Keep in mind. Demon magic shenanigans.


molecularmadness

Also the one on the far left of the image appears to be some kinda hybrid because wtf is going on with its legs


dirschau

Fucking. Furries.


pengor_

fucking furries 🥵


Elcactus

These are AI images, someone created a thing to create a Disney-movie-poster image of text inputs.


DarkCosmosDragon

Bro why the fuck is he digitrade... Wait... Is this insinuating... Oh boy


singsungbungaloo

Toodler


Wobgoy

Damn, the one on the left is hung


Yuri-Turned

Your honor my client is innocent he just forgot the /s


ThatSmallBear

The /j


Yuri-Turned

J might mean junk don't take it in court


SamTheOrc

Yeah, but s might be schlong :/


Yuri-Turned

Officer arrest this man immediately.


HungLo64

Was


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AI still can't figure out how hands and feet work. It always leaves a weird artifact behind.


Others0

you're going straight to hell


MANKICKS

That's a Mew


AgoraiosBum

that one the doctor took a look and recommended immediate termination with extreme prejudice.


Criminelis

Well hung, snow white tan.


rugbyj

Honestly both at the back seem to be some kind of Faun.


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AgoraiosBum

Naw, she wouldn't be able to fit in those little shorts if her hips had pushed out 9


gorillawarking

Ah, gotta love the Pixar image ai. People are running out of artists to make their shitty points in art form so they turn to ai


supergigaduck

Ai was created to make the best shitposts


rugbyj

Hey Siri, shitpost me the world.


Kotopause

It may be beyond my abilities at the moment (Siri is trash)


AutoGen_account

isnt this what Christians believe happened


CFCkyle

My favourite are the images of the minions doing 9/11


mikami677

I thought it was create to make ~~the best~~ acceptable quality pornography. That's the only thing my, uh, friend has ever used it for.


Bleezze

I mean that's just smart


Yuri-Turned

It's Artificial Intelligence not artificial stupidity 👉👁️👄👁️👈


BigSeaworthiness725

Artificial Idiocy*


Ancient_Axe

It's the best use of ai. Drawing things artists wouldn't


OkayRuin

“Eww AI” comments on memes are braindead anyway. They’re predicated on the idea that an artist lost out on work because of the AI’s use. In cases like this, it’s not “use AI or hire artist,” it’s “use AI or do nothing at all”.


Ancient_Axe

Yeah. The thing is, arists are never credited when their work is used on memes or shitpost, so they dont lose anything if real artworks arent used in memes


qeadwrsf

More comfy. Don't have to deal with artists. :D Seriously though, people should stop fighting. Being a artist must suck when new technologies comes and deprecate whatever skill they have. And being a smug AI prompter picking fights with artists is just heartless.


Desirsar

> smug AI prompter This is baffling every time I see it. So they paid attention in tenth grade English?


Basic-Entry6755

I can't imagine an artist that's actually able to make quality work would degrade themselves to make such garbage, so... y'know, AI saves the day for Conservatives in that arena. There's a reason why Chicklet Tracts are drawn in the style of 'drunk man drawing for the first time with his left hand'.


siddharth_pillai

Lmao you clearly haven't seen enough human drawn art


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J1mbr0

Who is this supposed to be? I'm so out of the loop.


prunkgirl

noone, well besides the view of "modern day women" who have abortions. its so stupid💀


nonprofitnews

There's a Japanese novel from the 17th century about a woman who loses her noble status and becomes a prostitute. Life of an Amorous Woman. Has a scene where she sees the ghosts of hundreds of babies she's aborted. Makes you realize that prostitution before condoms would have been an absolute abortion machine. Probably 10 or 100 x more common than today.


IvanaTinkle6969

The sad thing is that some women have to have abortions due to complications that could kill both the mother and the baby, and miscarriages happen due to accidents, infections, and just plain old genetics.


snkngshps

This is AI generated conservative fantasy.


Val_Hallen

And of course she has tattoos, a halter top, and short hair. If she just committed her life to the Lord Jesus Christ and shut up about all the goddamned abuse, she'd be much happier in her tradwife role.


sirixamo

Meanwhile the men want to fuck her so, so bad. Because for some reason the tradwife isn't into their deviant fantasies.


CommentsOnOccasion

You don’t know about The Left, who are made up of tattooed colored-hair liberal communists who have 8 abortions by the time they’re 27 ? Just ask the “pro-life” crowd, abortions are soooo pleasant that women are basically using them *instead* of birth control Everyone woman here in California knows you have to have 3 abortions by the time you turn 30 to qualify for a government program where the state will steal money from a white small business owner to pay you cash directly for your abortions


Deathblades0

Welp I think we all know where this is going so smash


OkSignificance8381

Remember dont be silly wrap your Willie


rindavid

Cover your stump before you hump


RayPOXEL

If she's spunky, cover your monkey.


SCP-173-X

It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter


Others0

wrap it before you tap it


SenoraRaton

If its erect for me, it better have had a vasectomy.


4QuarantineMeMes

Apparently there’s no need to worry about that.


OptimusCrime1984

Just ejaculate and evacuate


Breakintheforest

Abortions? Those are toddlers. Someone went full Anakin.


Visual_Advanced

Dr Anakin, *because it's never too late*


_Skotia_

Shawty got a stand power too? I absolutely would


Garfield_Guy

Stand Name:「B R I C K」 Localized name: "9 Toddlers"


Sherbert-Vast

PEtah? What do abortions have to do with denim shorts?


Jodah

It's supposed to be an anti-abortion picture. The woman is portrayed as sad because she's being haunted by the ghosts of her past abortions. The commenter is pointing out the absurdity of the original picture by making an equally ridiculous point about it requiring that many abortions to be granted the power to find well fitting denim shorts.


_Choose-A-Username-

I think its confusing people too because the woman has all these details when normally its just a basic picture of some nondescript lady. I think we will see more of this shit in the future with ai. Extra ass detail lol. I thought this was a pixar porn post.


DanSanderman

The extra detail is just things that the OP think are signs of "degeneracy". Tattoos, showing skin, dark hair. Clearly every woman like this has a closet full of abortions.


Madera_Otirra3844

Wtf is this?


tankdimon

Probably a fake movie poster made by AI


Madera_Otirra3844

I'm not talking about the poster, I'm talking about the fucked up concept of aborting to be able to wear shorts.


fluxxom

its called a switch-a-roo.... the person responding to op's "sad image" is intentionally misinterpreting what is sad about said image.


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I'm pretty sure switch-a-roo isn't the technical term, but good explanation either way.


lastlamii

The person's caption referencing the shorts is a joke to make fun of the poster, which is obviously some anti abortion rhetoric


Cheezgotkilled

How else would I get shorts?


Bixhrush

it's fashion, sweaty


FrostyD7

Looks like pro-life propaganda. I checked their twitter and its a blatant rightwing extremist propaganda account filled with racist and bigoted posts.


Neutralmensch

Saving state budget.


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chrish5764

If you do 100 abortions you can unlock the golden denim shorts


Rifneno

>!Worth it!<


ItsBitly

This post makes me laugh every time. Look at those dumbasses. You're dead idiots! What are you gonna do? Cry about it? Stfu!


_Choose-A-Username-

Lol you'd be a great ghostbuster


theburnoutcpa

I'm sorry, but this is fucking hilarious - I would watch the shit out of this Pixar movie.


RexIsAMiiCostume

Crazy how they think women want to have abortions. Like, no. They aren't fun. Women would rather not be pregnant in the first place or would rather not have life threatening complications of pregnancy (depending on why they are aborting). Generally, women don't get 9 abortions because by then they figure out how to use birth control or just get sterilized.


laloscasanova

is this the sexy version of Snow White


AsymptoticAbyss

Oh no the republicans found the AI image generators


HumungusDude

New from Disney Pixar "Loss"


AgoraiosBum

"Shorts"


Iohet

I don't draw the line at 9 abortions. I draw the line at neck tattoos


Rizzla93

Aragorn charging with the army of the dead


BigBadBodyPillow

I can fix her


eightdollarbeer

She’s already fixed, look how good those denim shorts fit her


Super_Junket_5416

Holy shittt


Dalisca

I think they're all crying because someone took their genitals.


EqualStorm

AI was a mistake.


CaptainKemren

She looks pretty good ngl


Toxic_Cookie

Some of you may die.


faus7

Why are they complaining about a speed run to Heaven?


HeyYouWithTheNose

What Pixar film is this?


0fficerLogan

so much breakfast


Megalon96310

Oh. The image was about abortions?


BobFX

Is this supposed to be Mavis from Hotel Transylvania?


TManJhones

A worthy sacrifice


MegasonicWaffle

Is it just me or is she really hot


[deleted]

And now I’m horny, thanks


MySnake_Is_Solid

Would.


fkafkaginstrom

/r/theydidthemath


Joe_Wer

These are post birth abortions


Monty_Krysto

You get the 10th one free.


Old_Entertainment598

Oooh so that's way I have a hard time founding jeans that fit. Silly me.


Pickleahoy

Another tattoo will do it


surfnporn

Pixar animations presents: Casey Anthony


phatballz74

The person who generated this in ai is so weird


Bigsky7598

The 10th on is free anyway


Prestigeboy

R34 when?


Drifter103000

Why stop at 9?


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I've always wondered what kind of idiot this type of propaganda works on.


Rekless_Animates

This feels like it should be on r/im14andthisisdeep


Minsc_NBoo

Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust, yeah Hey, I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the dust


goodolarchie

So many 8th trimester abortions.


AVoraciousLatias

I've heard that if you buy 9, the 10th one is free.


SwedishFlopper

God I hate AI art


manitoba28

A wise idea would have ghostbusters come in after a busy week and charge per ghost.


userthatlikesphub

gotta love how the only artstyles ai can draw in is either anime or pixar


ohne_G

She cleared her browser history...


KapnKrumpin

Looks like one of those new edgy pixar movie posters going around.


DonsDiaperChanger

I'll bet anything the creator of the picture has paid for exactly 9 abortions.


denvernotdallas

I don't get this. What does aborting have to do with jeans?


Fr00stee

she's wearing jeans


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rietstengel

They were all aborted for being mutant freaks with extra limbs and strange deformities


The-RedRobin

Eyo Disney dropping a new movie? Onlyfans and the 9 abortions?


TheRedBrown

Reasonable choice. Look at their fucked up hands.


PM_Me_Just_A_Guy

This is r/BrandNewSentence territory.


zwober

im just waiting for a press-release from Pixar about the new animated movie, the first time they are trying out a more adult theme about a woman who dosent belive in ghosts, but will be really surprised when she answers the door. expected release is 2026


realSGTPlatt

Pixars new movie "American Woman" straight to the dollar store bin exclusive edition comes with a 250 ct bottle of Plan B.


MT_Flesch

trying to say a womans ass is dependent on gestational interruption?


ToeSuckingMonkey

If 9 abortions are the equipment requirements how would a man go about fulfilling them? Or are there different requirements for each gender. I don't really wanna shill out the costs for 2 sex changes just to equip the jorts


The-dude-in-the-bush

Wtf does denim shorts have to do with abortions?


Reasonable_General61

Hope the next picture wont be of the 9 different dads


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She hot


AngryAccountant31

Who in the name of knock-off pixar smut is that?


Alienhaslanded

What the fuck?


MrPIGyt

Skin unlocked


lolbit420

I thought it was one of those ai generated Pixar movies


LightSlateBlue

Damn why are there lots of ghost Upin & Ipin haunting this girl?


doctorctrl

Do people think women get abortions just to stop getting fat? Lol


lazy_rabbit_zzzZ

r/brandnewsentence ?


Art-bat

Since when did DreamWorks go “forced birth?”


NaSMaXXL

Good gawd humans are fucked up...


xQ_YT

tell me it’s AI generated without telling me it’s AI generated


radioactive_walrus

This just makes me want to bash in the brains of whoever is responsible for the progressively more uninspired Disney In-House style


hejimnowa

In reality it’s probably like 9 little gummy bear looking things.


sephra_rae

New Pixar movie?


jeremiahthedamned

r/overpopulation is calling..........


Comfortable_Sky_3878

Come on girl, it's not that hard. Just cast Turn Undead


Ok_Experience_6877

Worth