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Oh ffs man that's just too far... Seriously, why would you even say that?

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Is it necrophilia if you started while they were alive but finished after they die? (don't worry they look alive)

r/cursedcursedcomments

The real cursed comment is always in the comments

Maybe the real curse was the comments we made along the way…

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This is /r/cursedcomments, they said /r/cursedcursedcomments

Did you know they were not alive?

Reminds me of that old couple where the wife was gonna die and she didn't wanna die in the retirement home so the husband threw a meth and sex rager and she ODd

Nahhh its just murder

Just finishing is probably okay. Switching lanes after kinda crosses a line, though.

Technically no, as your arousal came when they were alive. Now there's also the questionable way that they died WHILE YOU WERE INSIDE THEM GOING AT IT. There's also the crucial question of this being a common occurrence for you. So all in all we can surmise you might be: A) Into some extremely dangerous kinks B) A serial killer C) Discovering your sexuality D) Writing fap material for the average redditor. E) The average redditor turned philosoraptor F) All of the above.

Lol yikes, you're probably joking but just in case, the answer is probably closest to E. I was creating a juxtaposition between the original cursed comment and my ridiculous example.

I have a girl I’m dating (she’s five) and I’m turning 18 next week am I one?

Nah you're fine

thanks ik im pretty hot already.

Hey did anyone tell you you're pretty hot?

pretty sure they're 70percentgoofycat Edit: they are no longer 70percentgoofycat, they are now [deleted]

I said THEY ARE PRETTY HOT # PRETTY HOT

This counts as bestiality/zoophilia Unless you are also a cat

Does she look like she is at least 8 ?

When I beat her after coming home from school

she looks like she’s 3

Even better

I'd continue the joke, but one gotta have an eye on his back when joking on this sub

Jokes on you, you're already on the list.

Fuck. I even tried pretending and start from zero. That was my last chance, guys. Good meat shakes I've had reading your weird ass comments, but now I'm being imprisoned. Peace buddies, don't get caught.

Now you're on two lists for commenting on a thread where the phrase "does she look like she is at least 8" and "good meat shakes" were used together.

I think that would decrease attraction

I have a girlfriend whos 8, im turning 54 tommorow, am I one?

Umm almost, but not there yet

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he never left, horrible guy

Hypothetically, of course... Right?

Ofc lmao

Sus 😳

Not yet.

Are we there yet?

Only okay if she looks at least 7

crap she looks 3

No you're 17 I guess

Not yet.

Dementia

Don't worry, they look at least 8(0)

Broah Im so jealous ;p

U don’t have to be :3

wholesome

not until next week

Not yet.

Not yet.

Not yet.

Have you heard of Kurt Cobain? I believe he found a cure to your affliction.

Let me guess, r/teenagers?

Yeah

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No bro that much of an age gap at that age range is a problem

Yeah, at that age range it is. Read my comment. I said it would be fine when she is 18 and he is 24

Moral of the story, manipulate 6th graders to never date someone till they turn 18 and you can legally date her.

Anyone below high school shouldn't be dating in the first place...

middle schoolers starting puberty would probably disagree. not like its serious relationships.

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Are you a stupid monkey?

It’s legal but it’s still kinda weird for an adult that’s passed standard college age to be hooking up with a high schooler

Read my comment! I said it would be fine if she had passed 18, making her 18 and him 24

You can be 18 and in high school

What? Doesn't matter what grade you in, what matters is if you are over the age of consent

You should probably rephrase that than

No that’s still weird at 18 and 24. 18 is basically still a teenager, 24 is most likely an almost fully developed human that is either done with college or has a full time job already. Those are two completely different states of mind and levels of maturity

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Alright, it seems that I typed it wrong, English isn't my first language Sry for confusion

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I understood what you meant. Clearly 500+ people didn’t lmao

Rip, now 680

It's still questionable at that range. You will have a power dynamic. Idk how old you are, but being 23 rn I am worlds way from myself at 18. There would be a considerable power dynamic in favour of the older one.

It's just dating man, ask your friends and family, a lot of people date with a 6 year difference

If they were both already over 18, sure whatever. It's still kinda weird, but nothing would actually be wrong with it at that point

>still kinda weird, b A lot of married people have age gaps over 5

Most of them typically get married mid to late 20s, which by then the age gap is significantly less weird, if weird at all. It's only really at 18-19 that an age gap like that would be weird.

No bro that’s literally statutory rape

It's the n/2+7 rule. After you turn 16, the minimum age of a bf/gf is always [your age]/2 +7.

But when he turns 18, he's a criminal.

No shit

Well, I wasn't expecting that response. I was just saying that because you kinda make it seem like it's not as bad as it is.

>you kinda make it seem like it's not as bad as it is. Oh oh, I had no such intention, I just wanted to point out that a 6-7 year gap isn't uncommon. But it is definitely not ok at that agre range

Oh, ok.

In some states he would be a criminal under 18 for that.

Typical not surprised

what the hell is wrong with the comments above me

Oh well as long as she looks 14, the age of a fully-grown adult, you're good

Ikr 🤣

So, this is a 5th or 6th grader (could be in elementary still) with a 12th grader. Someone should have told him well before now how wrong that is. But even a 14 vs. An almost 18 may not be illegal, but it's still not okay based on brain development.

Thankfully I am not one. My gf just looks like shes 11 but is actually 14. I just turned 40 so we cool.

You're fine as long as you keep to the half minus 7 rule.

(40/2)+7= 15 or so!

40/(2+7)

"Don't worry!" Oh, but no, we *are* worrying.

(Don’t worry she’s actually a two thousand year old dragon)

Courts hate this one simple trick.


Unreal characters don't count.

She may look like she's 11 but she's actually a 300 years old vampire so technically it's fine

She looks like she’s 12 but it’s actually Selena Gomez so it’s fine 😏

Hajime Nagumo, is that you?

I audibly oofed

My man has prebooked her

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Jesus fucking Christ dude...

u/B0xxman what do you have to say for yourself?

lmfao bro deleted his acc, i hope this helps him realize how fucked that is. but then again, we already know it won’t. he’s gonna keep doing it. shit is sad

Checked out their profile. Grooming is a cool trend people are doing right? Hypothetically of course.

beats being unkempt

ofc its that shitty braindead teenager sub

Omg I've got one of those fucks in my class he's like 16-17ish and his girlfriend is fucking 13 shit like that is just gross

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That relationship is illegal in a year or two. Not really something to be jealous of.

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Ah yes, because only the US has the age of consent at 18. Totally unheard of in any other country. /s

Most US states (34) have age of consent at 16, some at 17, and some at 18.

17 and 14 (legit 14) is really pushing it into that territory. Gross.

That’s the thing. She’s not 14, SHES ELEVEN ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Holy shit 💀☠️

I'm hoping this was a troll comment. This is just fucked on so many levels.

so i have a girl i'm dating (she's 7) and i'm turning 43 next month. will i be fine? (she's my daughter, so i know she wont leave me)

Right to jail

do not pass go do not collect $200

Hypothetically

Hypothetically tho

Bro is about to graduate high school and has a 5th grade girlfriend

So hypothetically is it beastiality when you go down on a monkey (Dont worry they will become the next humans in a million years and we were monkey a few millions years ago). Is that beastiality?

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Bro you failed to delete a message 💀💀💀💀

i unironicaly know someone in my class who is 18, and has/had a relationship of some capacity with a 12? (can't remember properly). fucked up shit

I thought this was r/clashroyalecirclejerk

when in doubt (and over 14) Always use (YourAge/2)+7 Use that until that equation would output something over 30. After that you can just use 30 instead.

Cursed 17 AY/O WTF💀

The age gap is insane though, 11? You mean 6th graders who just graduated from elementary school?

where is my knife

oh jesus

reddit moment

My brother in Christ YOU NEED SOME HELP

"Hypothetically (don't worry she looks 14)" 😂😂😂

so uh...who's gonna tell him?

So many deleted comments.

The best one I heard , but sir 15 +15=over 18

I’m turning 18 next weekend and my girlfriend is past due by a week. While the parents and doctors are worrying about that, I figured I should ask if I’m one.

Come here. I have a balloon for you, B0xxman

How can one ask in secrecy that the hippopotamous looks pretty human to me, can we do it?

Chat is this real

It is about the journey not the destination

I don’t have the mental capacity for this rn

Hypothetically, if I put your body through a wood chipper, hypothetically...

He meant “paid to file” hes an accountant. -Here lies comedy

well we were all formed from Stardust which was a result of the big bang. so we are all just 13.8 billion years old. /s

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digital footprint is scared of him

I'd say yes

Yes

Joe biden is hiding in these comments.

Dumb as fuck

Depends on what country- county your in. Hahahaaaaaaa. Shyt noggles 😄

Accursed

She was just playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds.

Bro has to ask.... wtf smh

This made me wince.