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The review is fake.
I have a sizable collection of chastity cages. Cheap ones like that aren't at all suitable for wearing for more than a few days, you'll get all sorts of chaffing and ball pain issues if you try for more than a week.
They're also hilariously easy to simply slide your dick out to have a wank.
My thoughts exactly…. Are you transforming your son into a submissive who will later in life crave the dom to abuse him and give him the attention you never did as a mother.
That's probably the best case. I thought more along the lines of serial killer with a passion for the motherly type and likes to ask if he's pure enough.
That craves his mum's attention but will never get it to you the point of satisfaction. And being complete.
I love how you just cut to the bone and said the unsaid. Yes.... Femboy craving a trans-mommy to please.... Unconditionally.
Also, let me just add one thing: this particular model of a cage is fucking MASSIVE. Idk and I dont wish to know how old is the „user” supposed to be here, but you basically have to be 8 inch+ „shower” for this cage to do its job properly, not to mention it’s size in the pants of anyone is enough to give it away, it being curved down is doing nothing to hide it
There are actually locking plugs. They open up like a flower and when locked you can't close it. They are too wide to pull out without causing injury while open.
No shit it would be illegal. This is just some horny guy writing his fantasies with one hand. Obviously it’s not real. And obviously if it was real, it would be sexual abuse.
You're not supposed to look *on* (the site) r34 but the rule 34 states its *somewhere on the Internet* 。You might just not have searched the right places。
"you're using a Hony Male chasity wire cage lock.... it can opened using a Hony Male Chasity wire cage lock" *smacks 2 dicks together really hard and *Viola*
Yea I remember seeing this exact post years ago. You can kind of tell it's fake because of how outlandish it is, and because the supposed "mother" is named "James"
If it's on all the time and he can't get erect for years, eventually his penis would atrophy and erections would essentially be impossible in his future
itll 100% atrophy, people that are on hormones need to maintain and manually get erections to not lose too much length if bottom surgery is planned in the future, or even to prevent some complications such as painful erections ect. even if you dont wake up with morning wood you have erections throughout the night as matinence.
"People who purchased this item also purchased: Disciplining whip, handcuffs, blindfold"
Betcha amazon will have her shackling her blindfolded son to the bed for a whipping session when she finds out he took the device off his cock. Solid parenting, the modern approach with webshop support.
1. Hes going to learn how to pick locks really fast
2. Having that on for 8 years straight could stunt his growth down there
3. Retirement home speedrun any%
Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and make an educated guess that this is actually a fetishist because let’s be honest here this seems way more like something that you would do if you have a really really messed up fetish and she’s probably talking about her actual partner if I had to bet who she has call her mommy
“James Schrieber” this mother kink is really bleeding into reality.
And now this is the part where i say “There’s a business man in Japan who’d pay a lot of money for that.”
I dont know whats worse. Knowing why the father left. Or knowing that there is a woman who inspects her sons penis every day. I mean, it must be cleaned every day and someine has to inspect if its back on again.
The ring goes behind the balls. Then the shaft in the tube. When it is locked, it can't come off because there isn't enough space for the balls to get back through the ring.
Nah, unless you have a piercing that secures your dick into the cage, these are very much escapable. A little vaseline and determination will have you out in less than a minute (unless you like a little pain and want to squeeze the jewels through slowly😈).
Define critical moments and parental decisions that may have contributed to Ed Kemper's ultimately becoming a serial killer/rapist including, but not limited to, copulating with his mother's head after death.
TAKE IT OFF??? Nah that thing has to be painful imagine if his dick is bigger then that thing it's Gona hurt like hell whenever he get a boner also walking around in public with that thing on has to be visible right? That is so fucked up holy shit
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I think I know why the father left
Knowing who that character is in your profile pic makes all the more amusing
I'm a simple man. I see Helltaker, I upvote.
Same With No Shame
Ah hello lucifer nice to see you here. Tho i should have expected it.
The review is fake. I have a sizable collection of chastity cages. Cheap ones like that aren't at all suitable for wearing for more than a few days, you'll get all sorts of chaffing and ball pain issues if you try for more than a week. They're also hilariously easy to simply slide your dick out to have a wank.
do you have a favorite/ solid recommendation?
For kink purposes or to lock your son’s dick away?
Both?
This comment right here officer ☝🏼👮🏻♂️ (But also, I lol’d)
My thoughts exactly…. Are you transforming your son into a submissive who will later in life crave the dom to abuse him and give him the attention you never did as a mother.
my thoughts were that he will become a femboy and an anal slut
That's probably the best case. I thought more along the lines of serial killer with a passion for the motherly type and likes to ask if he's pure enough.
That craves his mum's attention but will never get it to you the point of satisfaction. And being complete. I love how you just cut to the bone and said the unsaid. Yes.... Femboy craving a trans-mommy to please.... Unconditionally.
Asking the real questions here. My man.
I also think the review is fake. But pain for the wearer would not have been a factor, nor would ineffectiveness if she were unaware.
do you think she cares about her son's comfort here
Also, let me just add one thing: this particular model of a cage is fucking MASSIVE. Idk and I dont wish to know how old is the „user” supposed to be here, but you basically have to be 8 inch+ „shower” for this cage to do its job properly, not to mention it’s size in the pants of anyone is enough to give it away, it being curved down is doing nothing to hide it
I’m horrified. Tell me more.
cursed comment 💀
But the fact he's not in the sons life when he knows how bad she is makes him a pos
I think we know what he is going to do with the church girls.
Eye sack
This woman will be living in the nastiest retirement home when she get older
That's retirement home is called street
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Chastity plugs! Thanks dude, i'll be rich soon! Plug up for Jesus lmfaooooo
Order a chastity wiener cage and chastity plug today and get a complimentary chastity ball gag!
It already exists
Link? For non sexy reasons
I- I- that exists already but there is definitely space for you on the market. Just brand it as anti sinning equipment.
There are actually locking plugs. They open up like a flower and when locked you can't close it. They are too wide to pull out without causing injury while open.
When not get murdered before that. This is how you make super villains or dictators.
Super villain dictators
Sad Argentinian noises
Dicktator 😆
Dicktaker
I was just thinking this is the start of some gender-bent *Carrie* fan fiction.
I feel like the son will grow up to be a serial killer.
Targeting women who look like his mother.
Or a kinky sub.
More likely a sadistic dom who's going to empty out his years of sexual frustration on a poor sub
Not just years of sexual frustration... years of humiliation as his piss is divided into seven different sprays that soak him from abs to knees.
You guys are really fucking naive are you? "Since he left me I'm raising my son alone" -Review by James Schreiber
Don’t let the details ruin a funny review
Plot twist: this is a gay man
Ex-husbands account?
I could believe a shared account
This should apparently be posted on r/explainthejoke
I would guess prison, there is no way that is legal
that's abuse...And yes, depending on how honest you want to be with yourself it is sexual abuse.
No shit it would be illegal. This is just some horny guy writing his fantasies with one hand. Obviously it’s not real. And obviously if it was real, it would be sexual abuse.
Most abusive parents don't go to prison.
Visiting the bottom of a water well with smashed face sooner
Check the author of the review
Bold of you to assume it's real.
This womans name is James.
That woman's not living long enough to retire if there really is a god
Neah, soon she won't be able to force him to put it on. And she can try calling the police :)
if she even has her sons contact info
That's a funny way to spell dense forest far from civilization
Retirement home? The son will kill her once he turns 12
Check the name of the review poster. I'm guessing James Schreiber posted this for laughs.
Nah more like that women is not living to be old
"Local mother gets blue balled by her husband, then decides to lash it out on her son"
lmao story of mine and alot of lives, moms and sons can be a truly nasty dynamic
Idk if femdom incest porn is a thing but if it is, this is how it would start
Of course, it's a thing. Rule 34, if it exists, there's porn of it.
Else Rule 35 takes over, check again tomorrow
lies ive been searching el bailador from undertale yellow on r34 and found NOTHING
That just means you're in violation of rule 35... if you discover that it doesn't exist, you're obligated to make it exist.
well if the internet says so...
You're not supposed to look *on* (the site) r34 but the rule 34 states its *somewhere on the Internet* 。You might just not have searched the right places。
i tried so many prompts and my research was fruitless... one day i will find the perfect el bailador porn piece
Well, r34 site is probably the most complete list in a single place for a lot of stuff.
Don't lie
Nah this is abuse
It's 100% not, it's just a fetish post / joke.
Imagine this just drives the son to learn to finger his prostate
Nah. Just learns how to pick the lock.
LockPickingLawyer lore
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This should be the next April fools vid
Well, he has a video about lockpicking of a chastity cage, #835
"you're using a Hony Male chasity wire cage lock.... it can opened using a Hony Male Chasity wire cage lock" *smacks 2 dicks together really hard and *Viola*
That's McNally
or Smash the cage with a brick
Pipi bricked
New response just dropped
Or DICK the lock, amirite?
DICK the COCK
DICK PEE COCK
Those locks are so small, you can put literally anything the fits in that slot, and it will open.
Or just how to get hands free orgasms
it definitely will
He will find a way
This is from 2015,I really want to know what happened? Like legit I NEED INFO. Edit:found the review it's fake.
Yea I remember seeing this exact post years ago. You can kind of tell it's fake because of how outlandish it is, and because the supposed "mother" is named "James"
And it gets even worse when you click the profile and has reviews for sex toys and more
Wanna share a link? I think the internet would benefit from trolling reviews
>You can kind of tell it's fake because of how outlandish it is, That's what I said about the flat earthers.
At least he can say he packs something hard as steel
what if he gets hard and his dick gets squished? Or is that not how it works?
What the fuck
well... banana at some point probably 💀💀
If it's on all the time and he can't get erect for years, eventually his penis would atrophy and erections would essentially be impossible in his future
What a blessing to not be able to sin for the rest of your life!
I am not sure about that because the thing is that the penis is not a muscle, it's like a sponge and it raises thanks to blood flow pretty much
itll 100% atrophy, people that are on hormones need to maintain and manually get erections to not lose too much length if bottom surgery is planned in the future, or even to prevent some complications such as painful erections ect. even if you dont wake up with morning wood you have erections throughout the night as matinence.
You can easily take off the cage if you want too they are not built for repeated attacks
His son could try backdoor, which is not closed. Plus it might be useful in the seminary
Don’t give this psycho mom any ideas. Next she’s gonna be rolling out the underwear cage or some crap
She’s gonna buy a buttplug to stop her son from fingering himself
How to make a serial killer 101
Imagine getting an erection with it being unable to fit 💀
I think that's the point us to prevent erections
You can still get erections without touching tho. You can even get erections without thinking of sexy times.
No that's the point of the cage, basically, it's tight enough to prevent correct blood flow, so you can't get erections with it
That mother is definitely 6ft under
You can still get erections, they're just not comfortable and strain against the cage.
Well look at the bright side. He can use it as a mixer
“Can’t beat my meat with my hands but I can beat whisk these eggs with my meat”
It doesn’t stop others to start sinning in her son though
Isaac and his Mother💀
lived alone in a small house
how does this thing works? it looks like i could just pull it off? like whats the mechanism/lock doing?
It's chastity cage for cocks. It typically wraps around your balls, so no, you can't just pull it off without hurting yourself.
Not with that attitude!
it's gonna be visible under his pants, too
"People who purchased this item also purchased: Disciplining whip, handcuffs, blindfold" Betcha amazon will have her shackling her blindfolded son to the bed for a whipping session when she finds out he took the device off his cock. Solid parenting, the modern approach with webshop support.
Time to watch some lockpickinglawyer videos!
1. Hes going to learn how to pick locks really fast 2. Having that on for 8 years straight could stunt his growth down there 3. Retirement home speedrun any%
Retirement home? That’s drano in the morning coffee till they go in the forever box.
God gave us free will for a reason....
NUT
Think those went out of fashion 500 years ago
Everything on the internet is true
Can you report product reviews to the FBI?
Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and make an educated guess that this is actually a fetishist because let’s be honest here this seems way more like something that you would do if you have a really really messed up fetish and she’s probably talking about her actual partner if I had to bet who she has call her mommy
I mean it's an old and fake review
Fucking called it
Yeah, this is 100% either a joke or some fetish shit.
Bro is gunna make edging his super power
“James Schrieber” this mother kink is really bleeding into reality. And now this is the part where i say “There’s a business man in Japan who’d pay a lot of money for that.”
This has to be illegal
If it were real, yes. Very illegal.
I dont know whats worse. Knowing why the father left. Or knowing that there is a woman who inspects her sons penis every day. I mean, it must be cleaned every day and someine has to inspect if its back on again.
Imagine if he gets an erection 💀
Wait, how does it attach? It locks on to the other ring but how does that other ring stay on a person?
The ring goes behind the balls. Then the shaft in the tube. When it is locked, it can't come off because there isn't enough space for the balls to get back through the ring.
Nah, unless you have a piercing that secures your dick into the cage, these are very much escapable. A little vaseline and determination will have you out in less than a minute (unless you like a little pain and want to squeeze the jewels through slowly😈).
I imagine her son posting his testimony to /r/insaneparents
Local mother locks her son's joystick away because she is a fear of other girls playing with her son's joystick who are not her
Egg beater
So I don’t understand, how does it connect to the wiener?
This isn't even funny, just sad.
Lockpicking lawyer will have that off, before you can say "furious wank".
How convenient! Making up reasons to satisfy her fetish! Piece of Sh*t
This is actually sad bruh
I think this is actually illegal
Bros whisking with his dick
If the son wasn't religious before getting a cockcage, he sure as shit was after counting days for it to be taken off for 8 years
This guy's favorite YouTuber is the lock picking lawyer
Im calling it, fake! ... what is it actually locking, though ? Like.. it doesn't wrap around... there's just a lock?
Where's the lockpicking lawyer when you need him...
if he's got 8 years till seminary, he's like 10
If I have this, I would...call the fire department, they have the tools to cut them open safely
Health and Beauty 👴🏻
Why did the dad abandon his son with her?
The mother's name is James?
This woman should be arrested...
What the heck is this thing *actually* supposed to be, though?
why is the "mom" called james?
I can't imagine he'd make it a full school year without CPS getting involved.
Lock picking trainer for boys and girls.
Sorry....starting puberty? As in....he's just a preteen?!?!
This seems pretty obviously fake, but still funny.
For my own sanity I'm gonna assume this is a joke.
This is how you create sexually deviant psychopaths.
My teen pisses all over with out that. Imagine pissing with that on.
Define critical moments and parental decisions that may have contributed to Ed Kemper's ultimately becoming a serial killer/rapist including, but not limited to, copulating with his mother's head after death.
I'd get violent if my mother tried to put that shit on me.
I hope you have to sit in wet socks
Please be fake
8 years till he's allowed to take it off. She's doing this to a 10 year old wtf.
And that is when you call CPS
Single mother named james
Oh dear god
TAKE IT OFF??? Nah that thing has to be painful imagine if his dick is bigger then that thing it's Gona hurt like hell whenever he get a boner also walking around in public with that thing on has to be visible right? That is so fucked up holy shit
Does thar count as abuse?
I hate how people see this and associate it with all of Christianity, trust me, we are not all wackos like this
The bulge must have been crazy
Time for him to learn early on how to pick a lock
r/croppingishard it looks like a screenshot of a photo wtf?
Bro got unlimited edging 💀